Bring some shock to the world of cultivating immortals

"Fuck, I'm still tired."

Zhou Li twisted his wrist, looked at the guards who kept wailing, and gasped: "It takes a lot of effort to beat you guys, I really didn't expect it."

"It will definitely be tiring if you don't make a deadly move."

Tang Wan commented: "If you had used all the methods you used before, such as inserting eyes, kicking crotches, spreading lime, poking feet, cutting bones and inserting people's mouths, you wouldn't have to go to such trouble at all."

"You're a bit extreme."

Zhou Li said with a complicated expression.

"Please, the Tang Sect is known for being poisonous, what kind of trouble do you think I will be?"

Sitting on the edge of the carriage, Tang Wan's calves were dangling, and his innocent little face was full of indifference, "If you ask me, I would have just thrown the two kilograms of vomiting powder into the building, and then held my breath for a while. Come on, let me see if they dare not open the door for you."

In an instant, the guards who had been groaning suddenly turned pale and looked at Tang Guanru as a purgatory demon.

They thought that the man who beat them and others according to the Han King's order was shameless enough, but they didn't expect that this man was even more heavyweight.

Li San gasped for breath after being kicked to the ground. At this time, his heart was full of fear. The moment the kick hit him, Li San felt something unusual.

How could this kick be so clean and neat, without any sloppiness?

Why does this kid seem to be prepared?

Li San quickly came to his senses, and he suddenly remembered that a "rumor" had recently spread among the Golden Snake Gang. That bunch of people from Beiliang seemed to have arrived in Taiying recently.

not···

Thinking of what the monsters said about this man, Li San's face suddenly turned as white as if he had been dead for three days. He suddenly realized that he seemed to have provoked someone he shouldn't have provoked.

As the clown in Jinxu Diaolou, Li San plays the classic role of a dog looking down on others and then being slapped in the face. This persona is very necessary. Whether it is to vent anger on the children of the rich family, or to play with those stupid Lingqi masters who pretend to be pigs and eat tigers, Li San needs to be a textbook "difficult person".

On weekdays, Li San also suffered a lot of beatings, but he did this willingly. For the health and prosperity of Jinxu Diaolou, and to make people feel at home, he was rough-skinned and thick-bodied. Li Laosan even developed the power of indestructibility.

But this is Zhou Li.

Li San will never forget that when Li Ci from the Golden Snake Gang ambushed Zhou Li, he was there to observe whether the plan went as planned. The first step was all planned, and the middle was also planned, but when Zhou Li showed that "anal medication is twice as effective as normal", he couldn't hold it any longer.

For the first time, Li San felt fear from the bottom of his heart. Even when he returned to the Golden Snake Gang, that scene continued to haunt him like a nightmare. At that time, he did not dare to face Zhou Li's appearance directly and could only vaguely observe it in the water. But now, this vague impression suddenly materialized.

Damn, what a piece of shit!

Li San panicked, panicked from the bottom of his heart. Li San, who was originally confident of winning and thought this was a fixed performance and that he was a perfect NPC, began to feel fear.

No, will I be raped too?

Thinking of this, Li San rushed upstairs, preparing to find his wife to resolve the matter. He knew in his heart that if this guy was really Zhou Li, he would definitely not be able to continue dragging him along. People need to be self-aware.

Demon, same thing.

This is what happened downstairs while the little eunuch was reporting the situation to Mrs. Golden Snake.

In a short period of time, Zhou Li caused a big commotion at the entrance of the Jinxu Diaolou. The other people in Taiying poked their heads to take a look, but when they saw that it was the Jinxu Diaolou, they immediately changed their expressions. , retracting his head in panic, for fear of seeing something he shouldn't see.

As the first building in Taiying, the Jinxu Watchtower is not as good as the Hongwei Tower in Beijing. As the center of the Thirteen Cities in the North Ring Road and the former Shenyang Street, the value of Taiying is self-evident. With the strong support of the King of Han, coupled with the profound background of the Golden Snake Gang, the gold content of Jinxu Diaolou is the highest among the best. Anyone who dares to cause trouble in the Jinxu Diaolou in Taiying will have a shit basin placed on the head of the King of Han. Spitting at Mrs. Golden Snake's feet is a form of courting death.

But this is the perception of Taiying locals.

In fact, outsiders who come to Taiying do not know this, nor do they understand that the power behind Jinxu Diaolou is so terrifying. After all, after leaving Taiying, the voice of the Golden Snake Gang became much quieter, even...

disappeared.

This is the wisdom of Mrs. Golden Snake. She hides herself in the outer city and shows herself in Taiying. She gives her handle to the King of Han and wins the trust of the other party, but does not completely hand over the Golden Snake Gang to the King of Han. It can be said that from beginning to end, Lady Golden Snake and King Han were two completely different opponents to Zhou Li.

We have seen King Zhou Li of Han Dynasty. He was rude, ruthless and decisive. He was a military general and was like a heavy hammer, powerful and heavy, but a heavy sword without an edge. But Mrs. Golden Snake is the complete opposite. She is like a lurking poisonous snake, waiting for opportunities, vicious and cunning.

With an oval face, pink and white skin, facial features as soft as water, and a red dress with embroidered face, Mrs. Golden Snake walked out slowly. She looked at Zhou Li. There was no emotion in her pair of golden vertical pupils, and it was difficult to detect her expression. thought.

"This young master, why are you causing trouble in my Jinxu Diaolou today?"

Mrs. Golden Snake spoke, and a faint halo appeared in her eyes, like the reflection of a snake's pupils, or a tenderness showing weakness. Her voice is extremely charming, just hearing it makes you weak.

but···

"Haha, isn't this Mrs. Golden Snake?"

Zhou Li suddenly showed a bright smile, stepped forward and said with a smile on his face: "A sight is worth a hundred hearings, and a sight is worth a hundred hearings."

"My little girl, I owe you so much love from the young master. I wonder when the young master has ever heard of me?"

Mrs. Golden Snake raised her eyebrows slightly and smiled gently.

"His Royal Highness the King of Han."

Zhou Li stood outside the door, the sun falling on his face, making it warm. He looked at Mrs. Golden Snake and smiled: "He has mentioned you to me many times."

"Oh?"

Mrs. Jin Snake gently rubbed the gold ring on her index finger with her thumb and said, "His Royal Highness, the King of Han, will you still care about me as a businessman?"

"Does running a brothel count as a businessman?"

Zhou Li muttered casually, and Li San and others were immediately furious, but were stopped by Mrs. Golden Snake. She looked at Zhou Li, smiling and not angry.

"Is such that."

Zhou Li glanced at the extremely angry Li San and showed a bright smile. Then he took out a letter and handed it to Mrs. Golden Snake in a grand manner.

"Isn't His Highness the King of Han going to choose a concubine recently?"

"Ah."

Mrs. Golden Snake took the letter and nodded.

"I heard that there is a beautiful woman in the Golden Xu Diao Tower. As the head of the wedding palace of the King of Han, it is my duty to invite this beautiful woman to bring glory to the Han King's palace and make her look radiant!"

After imitating Joan of Arc and using a long list of idioms mixed with Chinese sub-languages, Zhou Li looked at the confused Li San and the others and smiled again.

"so?"

As Mrs. Golden Snake opened the letter, she asked nonchalantly, "Do you need me to hand over our number one Dongyue?"

"Ah, no need."

Zhou Li touched his head and said honestly:

"I'm here to find you."

"I'm here today to invite Mrs. Golden Snake to participate in our King of Han's concubine selection project - the Dragon Crying Girl 101 Talent Contest!"

"You're looking for fucking death!"

This is no longer a joke.

This is equivalent to the artist writing a eloquent letter and handing it to the British army halfway through World War II. The British army worked hard to decipher the code for a long time, trying to see whether the other party wanted to sue for peace or continue fighting. Finally, they finally deciphered it and saw three big characters.

Look at the batch.

That must be urgent. Li San was so anxious that his face turned red, so red that it turned purple. But he did not act in anger, but pointed at Zhou Li and said angrily: "Are you looking for death, you thief? How dare you be so disrespectful to Mrs. Golden Snake?!"

"Oh?"

Zhou Li suddenly raised his eyebrows, and the original frivolity was swept away, replaced by inexplicable seriousness. He looked at Li San and said, "I wonder what position your husband holds? What rank does he hold?"

After Li San used his brain to think about what the "noble husband" meant, he said, "Madam, do you still need an official position?"

"How presumptuous!" Zhou Li roared loudly and said in a loud voice: "I am the official of the Wedding Ceremony Palace. I have a token here. I am an upright ninth-level official on the Ming Dynasty's roster! You bunch of white people without official status, see me How dare you ask me to respect her as a brothel owner?! Is there still a king’s law? Is there still a law!”

Seeing Zhou Li, who was obviously just a ninth-grade sesame official, but roared with the aura of today's prime minister, Li San's brain was shut down.

How dare he?

No, who gave him the courage to be so arrogant?

"Insanity!"

Li San said angrily.

"Li San."

Mrs. Golden Snake stretched out her hand, stopped Li San who was almost irritated, and said calmly:

"Why are you doing this, Mr. Zhou? Since you are the confidant of the King of Han, how can you not know about my relationship with the King of Han? Mr. Zhou is so arrogant and domineering. It would not be good if the news reaches the ears of the King of Han."

"Ho ho."

Zhou Li let out a weird laugh when he heard this, and took off the Order of the King of Han from his forehead. This action made Mrs. Golden Snake's expression freeze. After all, it was too abstract. Then he looked at the dim main hall on the first floor and said:

"Arrogant and domineering?"

He passed by Mrs. Golden Snake calmly. He ignored the angry Li San, and also ignored some "ordinary people" who had surrounded her at some point.

Zhou Li took Tang Wan and sat down at a round table. He picked up the pot on the round table, poured two glasses of water and put it on the table. He said, "No matter how arrogant and domineering I am, I am just here to fight with the King of Han's order." Barking. However, some people are much more arrogant and domineering than me."

He raised his head and looked at Mrs. Golden Snake, who had her back to the door. The sunlight casually passed through the gap and fell at her feet, but did not dare to touch her cheek. Zhou Li smiled speciously and said:

"As a monster, you opened such a magnificent restaurant in the center of Taiying. I don't know whether you are really smart or fake, my dear Mrs. Golden Snake."

"Oh?"

Narrowing his eyes, the cunning and coldness of the snake appeared in his vertical pupils. Mrs. Golden Snake slowly walked to Zhou Li, sat down, poured a glass of cold water from the wine bottle, placed it in front of herself, and said:

"Get straight to the point?"

"Otherwise? Are you pretending to be a coward?"

Zhou Li said with a chuckle.

"Isn't it a snake?"

Tang Wan was stunned for a moment and said in confusion.

"Since you know you are illiterate, shut your mouth."

Zhou Li gritted his teeth and forced a smile.

"The two young masters have a very good relationship."

Mrs. Golden Snake chuckled. She gently stretched out her hand and picked up the wine glass. She did not drink, but just twirled the glass and said, "When did you discover it?"

"What did you find?"

Zhou Li asked.

Mrs. Golden Snake didn't care about the other party's pretending to be stupid. She just turned the wine glass and asked calmly:

"I."

"I'm not stupid."

Zhou Li laughed and said helplessly: "It is inevitable that there are too many coincidences."

"What about them?"

Mrs. Golden Snake's eyes fell on Zhou Li's wrist. The seven jade gourds had already begun to emit a strong aura. If Zhou Li hadn't suppressed it, Mrs. Golden Snake would have taken action.

"Let's talk."

Zhou Li did not answer directly, but said paradoxically: "You haven't had much contact with the King of Han recently."

"if not?"

Mrs. Golden Snake leaned back slightly and said calmly: "I am a monster and he is the King of Han. Isn't it normal for him not to contact me?"

"We were very close before. You called me Xiaotiantian and I called you Xiaobaobao. Why, you suddenly turned against each other?"

Zhou Li said cheerfully: "Or do you finally realize that you can't control the King of Han?"

"Inverted."

Mrs. Golden Snake was not angry at Zhou Li's strange words. She glanced at him and said in a calm voice, "To be honest, I have never thought about controlling the King of Han, or in other words, I don't even dare to think about it."

"Are you so afraid of King Han?"

Zhou Li raised his eyebrows.

"Not afraid."

Mrs. Golden Snake raised her eyes, "It's fear."

"A dragon that is willing to put away its claws and lurk in the abyss without showing any ambition is more frightening than a tiger that shows off its power in public. You can avoid the latter, take advantage of it, and even drive it to do what you want. matter."

The water in the tea cup was poured on the table, and there seemed to be a sound like a dragon's roar, but there was no dragon momentum, only a frightening chill. Mrs. Golden Snake looked at Zhou Li and said softly:

"The former will only let you be eaten alive by him in ignorance and confusion."

"Unfortunately, the King of Han is such a person."

After listening to Mrs. Golden Snake's words, Zhou Li fell silent. For a long time, he looked at Mrs. Golden Snake and asked:

"Are you reminding me not to seek skin from a tiger?"

"Dancing with dragons is more appropriate."

Mrs. Golden Snake smiled and said, "But can ordinary people like us really dance with dragons?"

"You're not bad either."

Zhou Li also smiled, "If you could arrange everything a few months ago, Mrs. Golden Snake, your methods are not bad at all."

"But I can be honest with you."

Mrs. Golden Snake said bluntly.

Zhou Li was stunned for a moment, then a disgusting shyness appeared on his face, "Isn't this bad?"

"The King of Han will not tell you what he wants."

Mrs. Golden Snake ignored Zhou Li's behavior and said calmly: "But I can."

"What I want is to become an immortal."

"After becoming an immortal, you will protect the demon clan in the world and no longer be killed by humans." (End of this chapter)