Bring some shock to the world of cultivating immortals

Chapter 40 The Pot of Greed
Plan 36 No. 15, to divert the tiger away from the mountain.

Waiting for the sky to trap it, employing people to lure it, and making troubles come and go.

Zhou Li still remembered that on that sunny afternoon, he was sitting in the religious school, listening to his master's teachings.At that time, my sanity was not enlightened, and the memory of my previous life was not complete, so I was very eager for the irrigation of knowledge.So, he opened his mouth and asked the eloquent teacher:

"Master, what if the tiger refuses to leave his mountain?"

The Master said: "Lure it with profit."

"Then what should we do if the tiger still refuses to go down the mountain?"

The master said again: "Entertain them with sex."

"But how does the tiger seduce it with sex?"

The master sighed, and said again: "This tiger is not a tiger. This strategy is said to be to divert the tiger away from the mountain, but it is actually the way of war. The real thing to be transferred is the human, not the tiger."

"Then what if neither profit nor sex can lure this person down the mountain?"

The master was furious, and said in a hurry: "There are more stinky people than words. If you don't go down the mountain, you will set fire to the mountain. Why don't you understand anything?"

Later, relying on the trick of diverting the tiger away from the mountain, Zhou Li first bribed the scholar with money to buy the answer, and was violently beaten.

This plan failed, Zhou Li drove Tang Cen to dress up as a woman, trying to seduce the pedant with sex to get the answer, and then he was violently beaten.

In the end, Zhou Li set fire to the latrine in the scholar's yard, successfully transferred the tiger away from the mountain, obtained the answers to the exam, and sold them for thousands of dollars.Later, I found out that the answer was a pedantic swindle. They were all fake products. Although they got a refund, they were chased by the buyers and beat them up in anger.

At that time, Zhou Li remembered very clearly that he was being chased halfway north by six classmates who had repeated grades. Zhou Li, who was full of guilt, was furious on the spot because the other party insulted him for being stupid. He beat up each other one by one, shouting "" If this plan fails, it is my destiny."

Since then, Zhou Li has evolved.He discovered that it wasn't that he was stupid, or that his strategy was wrong, but that the old pedant, as a second-rank parachutist, was not a role he could challenge.After thinking about it, Zhou Li came up with the truth of life.

Those idiots who really think they are smart are the best fools.

The mountain god is a typical case.

He felt that he was in control of people's hearts and that he had found a loophole in human nature.He felt that he could write a book, and the title of the book was "On People Deceived by Money".

Therefore, he thinks that he can be said to be a god alive, and everything is under his control. Zhou Li and the four people are played by him in his hands, and his calculations are clear.

Now is, fantasy time.

After fantasy time is over, the mountain god is about to face an extremely sad fact.That is to say, the person who has been playing with the applause is actually himself.

cheat?What's the use of cheating?

Zhou Li turned around and looked at the terrified and hysterical mountain god statue in the distance, with a bright and sunny smile on his face.He stretched out his hand and waved at the other party, as if seeing an old friend he hadn't seen for many years, and shouted enthusiastically and implicitly:

"Don't worry, it's useless to rush."

Can the mountain god not be anxious?Just like what Guo Lingyun said, his body is not this gold, silver and bronze statue at all, but the Nishan God enshrined in the temple!Originally, I had seven statues of good people to protect the temple, but just now I was so angry that I fell into the trap of the other party to lure the tiger away from the mountain!

At this time, in the mountain god temple where the most important thing is stored, there are no defensive measures except for a "strange pot" left by a black energy mage... Wait, strange pot!

At this time, the mountain god remembered the monster he had been ignoring all this time. Immediately, his original tension and despair were swept away, replaced by a mocking coldness.The mountain god looked at Guo Lingyun, who was holding a longbow ready to go, and said with a sneer:

"Do you really think that you will win?"

"I don't believe it, you really have no desire at all!"

At this time, Zhou Li and Tang Wan were ready to sneak through the door and pick the lock. As two geniuses who did everything except study during school, Zhou Li's lock picking skills were second to none. The Taixue teacher was the best. No one can compare to him.

On the other hand, Tang Wan was more straightforward. Facing the metal door lock, she made a decisive decision, took out cartilage water, and cooperated with Zhou Li's guidance, and directly unlocked the huge metal lock weighing tens of kilograms in a few seconds. Open, pushed open the closed temple door.

Tang Wan took out a torch, lit it and held it up.By the light of the fire, the two saw the whole picture of the temple clearly.

"It's not the same as when I ate tribute fruit secretly."

Tang Wan pinched his small chin, clicked his tongue and recalled, "How do I remember how magnificent this place was at the beginning? What's going on with this toilet that hasn't been repaired all year round?"

In Tang Wan's memory, she sneaked in to find something to fill her stomach. When she came in, she saw a spotless floor, three magnificent statues of mountain gods, and seven stone statues with different appearances.The three statues of mountain gods are all silver-painted and gold-painted with a copper base, luxurious and noble, and the seven stone statues are also very finely carved and lifelike.

But what appeared in front of the two of them now was a dilapidated one, the ceiling was made of grass and branches, and the ground was full of dust and mud that had not been swept away.And this ruined temple enshrines only a mud sculpture, and you can barely see that the face of the clay sculpture is similar to the mountain god, and it doesn't look like a human being anyway.

"Looks like he took out everything he could move."

Zhou Xin's mind was active, and he immediately knew why this temple was so different from when he first saw it.Just now, he transferred the tiger away from the mountain twice in a row, directly causing the mountain god to mobilize his gold, silver and bronze statues, as well as the seven weird statues of good people. , the bad news is...
The home is gone.

"Have you learned?"

Zhou Li patted Tang Wan on the shoulder and said earnestly: "All tactics converters are technical jobs. You can have fun learning from it."

"You still live."

Tang Wan nodded in conviction, and then, just as she was about to walk into it, Zhou Li's expression suddenly changed, and he picked up the petite woman.Just as Tang Wan was about to ask a question, he saw under the clay statue, a "pot" so weird that it made people feel physically uncomfortable, with a ferocious smile, watching himself and Zhou Li.

The green body of the bottle looks like a human body, the weird blue decorative pattern, and the simple geometric pattern on the spout.The most suffocating thing is the blood-red grin to the corner of the mouth, and the mouth that symbolizes unclean teeth.

"The pot of lust..."

Looking at the strange meat pot in front of him, which made people feel both nauseated and inexplicably longing for, Zhou Li said the other party's name solemnly.And in the next second, the pot of lust opened its eyes, and a touch of red invaded Zhou Li and Tang Wan's eyes.

【Let me see how strong your desires are】

(End of this chapter)