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Chapter 409 Ridiculous
Chapter 409 Ridiculous
The king of Han chooses his concubine.
Four simple words, a short word, but it tells how many silent tears of men and women, how much persecution and cruelty of feudal thoughts, how many men dream of...
Not really.
"Actually, that's not the case."
In the small courtyard, Zhou Li faced the angry Zhu Qianyun and tactfully dissuaded him: "Your father is also a Han king, and he has some rights to take concubines. King Zhao next door has twelve concubines, and his girl also Didn’t say anything.”
"Yes, yes."
Tang Wan chewed the halva and nodded repeatedly: "Zhou Li is right."
"Ok?"
Zhu Qianyun raised her eyebrows and said coldly: "Guan'er, how many do you want to marry?"
"Do I have a choice?"
Zhou Li covered his chest and said piously: "My heart belongs to the Kite God, Yuanmen."
"Brother Zhou, you can't."
"Let me see what you have to do."
"Come, close your eyes, follow my words and start fantasizing."
"I am a pure lover."
Tang Wan jumped off the recliner, walked to Zhou Li, stretched out his finger and touched his forehead. She looked at Zhou Li, smiled narrowly and said, "You are a lonely traveler now."
"I do not believe."
Zhu Qianyun patted his thigh and said regretfully: "Why did my father...sigh?"
Zhou Li complained without mercy.
Zhou Li sneered and readily accepted Tang Wan's provocation.
Facing Zhou Li's AOE, Zhu Qianyun said righteously: "Didn't you say before that you would only marry one wife?"
Half sitting on the recliner, Zhou Li comforted him: "A wife is not as good as a concubine, and a concubine is not as good as a thief. Your father may have just awakened the unknown hero in his heart. Don't pay too much attention to it."
"Look, brother Zhou is so good like this."
"Well, it's hard for me to say."
"It's normal, all men are like this."
Tang Wan on the side complained happily.
"A heroine who may not have appeared in the novel in Chapter 157 has appeared."
Tang Wan was stunned, "Am I not the one who was married?"
Tang Wan smiled, turned his head, and said to Zhou Li: "Old Zhou, come on, think about it now."
"You have completely engraved the word "rice insect" in your bones. You are hopeless and waiting to be locked up in Qianyun's space."
Zhu Qianyun sighed, held his cheeks in his hands, and said helplessly: "My father and my mother have always loved each other, and he said before that he would never marry again in this life. I don't understand, my father is obviously an upright man, and he always keeps his word, but Only this time he...sigh..."
Zhou Li remained silent.
"Now, besides Ying Yuan, there is another young and lovely girl who has met you. She has the same mind with you and can think of everything together. You will not feel uncomfortable at all when you get along, and you can talk to each other about anything. You can talk to each other. No matter when, you can trust the other party unconditionally, and the other party will trust you unconditionally..."
Zhou Li opened his eyes suddenly and looked at Tang Wan with a distorted face.
Tang Wan seemed to realize something, and his face became distorted.
"You're not fucking thinking about me, are you?"
Tang Wan said in horror.
"Get out of here!"
Zhou Li pinched Tang Wan's cheek and threw her aside with a ferocious expression.
Zhu Qianyun on the side couldn't help but laugh out loud when he saw this. The two of them got together. I don't know what else, but they had a lot of fun. For a moment, Zhu Qianyun, who was originally in a irritable mood, also felt a little happy, and his mood also opened up a lot.
"Don't bother."
Tang Wan approached Zhu Qianyun, bumped her shoulder lightly, and whispered: "And this concubine selection meeting may not go on, so don't worry."
"Huh? Why?"
Zhu Qianyun asked curiously.
"do not you know?"
Tang Wan blinked and said doubtfully: "The host of your father's concubine selection meeting has changed."
"This is Zhou Li now."
Zhu Qianyun's eyes became sharp.
"First of all, I want to clarify that I do not support your father's choice of concubine."
Zhou Li was very calm and replied calmly: "Secondly, your father has a deep meaning in entrusting me to host the concubine selection meeting this time." "A deep meaning?"
Zhu Qianyun was stunned.
"Yes."
Tang Wan on the side crossed his arms, nodded and said, "The King of Han's deep intention is that he wants the succubus to host the concubine selection meeting, and then select the most charming succubus."
"you die."
Zhou Li said numbly.
"okay."
Tang Wan lay on the recliner and passed away peacefully.
"Brother Zhou's succubus image has been deeply rooted in people's hearts..."
Zhu Qianyun sighed.
"No, why? Why am I a succubus?"
Zhou Li had no self-awareness. He spread his hands and said in confusion: "I use my personality charm to attract everyone openly. It's not like I take off my clothes to seduce good women. What is a succubus?"
"Psychic succubus?"
Tang Wan summed it up brilliantly.
"Quickly die."
Zhou Li gritted his teeth and said.
"Toole."
Turning over, Tang Wan continued to lie down.
"So, what exactly is my father going to do?"
Zhu Qianyun interrupted the two live treasures and said with a sad face: "Leave the concubine selection to Brother Zhou. Isn't this a self-inflicted trap? You said it is normal for the concubine selection conference to turn into a performance for Brother Zhou's entertainment."
Looking at Zhu Qianyun who told the truth out of nowhere, Zhou Li fell silent.
"Wait a moment."
Zhu Qianyun's expression stiffened, "Brother Zhou, you..."
"The King of Han's Concubine Selection Plan—Dragon Girl 101 Talent Contest."
Zhou Li read out the name of the competition heavily.
Zhu Qianyun's expression became even stiffer.
"Think of the best."
Tang Guan on the side turned over, patted Zhu Qianyun on the shoulder, and comforted: "At least your father will have a shitty concubine selection meeting, so he won't be able to choose a concubine."
"But... this is so embarrassing."
Zhu Qianyun said dumbfounded: "No, why? Is there anything that father can't think of?"
"Oh~ What are you talking about?"
Zhou Li waved his hand and said displeased: "Am I such an unreliable person? I have given all my orders in the past few days, and the people below are all ready. The audition will be over in a few days, and you will be able to The semi-finals were seen in the Han Palace."
"Has the preliminary round passed?"
Tang Wan was a little surprised, "So fast?"
"It must be fast."
Zhou Li hugged his arms and said cheerfully: "Although I said I wanted to tap potential stocks among the private sector, after all, he is His Highness the King of Han. It is impossible for me to really find a group of country savages to match up with His Highness the King of Han. That won't work either."
"So who did you find?"
"He runs a brothel."
Zhou Li said shyly.
"A brothel owner?!"
Zhu Qianyun was shocked: "This is too outrageous!"
"Discrimination, pure professional discrimination!"
Zhou Li suddenly felt angry in his heart and said loudly: "Do you know who I am looking for?"
Zhu Qianyun's heart suddenly trembled, and he solemnly said: "Who is it?"
"Mrs. Golden Snake!"
Zhou Li said loudly.
"Oh?! It's still a monster! No, why is it her?!!!"
(End of this chapter)
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