Chapter 419 Begins to go berserk

"Zhou Li, what do you think the meaning of life is?"

Tang Wan stood on the pier, looking at the sunny weather and speaking calmly.

"More fries."

Zhou Li replied.

"I said, we live peacefully in this fearful world, for three meals a day, and for our ability to continue. So, what are we living for?"

Tang Wan continued to ask.

"Get some chips and I'll get some ketchup."

Zhou Li held the harpoon with an erratic expression.

"Isn't that why?"

Tang Wan squatted on the dock, rubbed his hair, and shouted helplessly: "Why did we come to fish!!!"

"I seem to smell a spell in the Wei River."

"Ask her."

I don't know why, after witnessing the two-quartered Qianhu, Xu Xuan seemed to have awakened some ability, and she could actually smell the scent of the spell.

"Please, please stop saying these shitty jokes that I don't understand at all."

Zhou Li collapsed, "I've been spearing fish here for two whole hours!"

Zhou Li pointed to the black cat on Xu Te's big head who was squatting on the beach grilling fish, and said resentfully: "She said we can catch fish with talismans here. The responsibility lies with her, don't ask me."

Zhou Li picked up the harpoon in a vicissitude, put it away, and then he harpooned a big fish and threw it into the wooden basket that Tang Wan was carrying.

"So where exactly is the charm you're talking about?"

Tang Wan, who was squatting on the ground, said resentfully: "How long do we have to catch fish?"

"No, I don't understand."

After taking a big mouthful of fries, the black cat stood on the table and said seriously: "Believe me, cats' sense of smell is very sensitive."

Zhou Li seriously suspected that these kittens just wanted to eat fish.

According to her description, there is a faint "life smell" on the charm, which is a mysterious and mysterious smell that only she can smell. And just today, she suddenly smelled this smell when passing by the Weishui River. Therefore, Xu Xuan concluded that there must be spells in the Weishui River.

Zhou Li squatted by the river, taking the same position as Tang Wan. He looked at the clear Wei River and said puzzledly: "Why does the talisman refresh in the river? It doesn't make sense?"

Now, he has speared the fish that the old scholar couldn't catch for a year, but Xu Xuan insists that there is still smell in the water, and they still can't find the charm.

But Xu Xuan insisted that there was indeed the smell of a spell here, and it was getting stronger and stronger. Zhou Li saw that she was serious about what she said, even vouching for Xu Teda's dog's life, but Zhou Li still chose to believe her.

"I am the Tidal Sea Spirit, you can call me Smooth."

Two hours ago, everything started from Xu Xuan's words.

Then, Zhou Li, who was so idle, took the harpoon and went to the Weishui River to start his role-playing - Tidal Sea Spirit.

"Ugh?"

The black cat was stunned for a moment. She jumped down from Xu Te's big head, trotted up to Zhou Li, stared at a pair of innocent eyes, and asked curiously: "What's wrong? You also want to eat grilled fish?"

"normal."

Tang Wan held the fries in his arms and said while eating: "I can still be refreshed in the river. Is there any problem with this?"

Zhou Li was stunned for a moment, and then realized that Tang Wan was talking about her previous appearance in the river at Lingjiu Mountain.

"Sometimes your level of bad jokes far exceeds mine."

Zhou Li had to say with admiration.

"So, where is the Taoist Priest?"

Tang Wan looked at Yun Baibai who was washing clothes with Wei water, and asked curiously: "I saw she was still there just now, why is she gone?"

"I don't know, let's go and conquer the demons." Zhou Li weakly took down the harpoon, speared a small fish, threw it into the frame and said, "She probably couldn't bear to see us killing, so she avoided it."

"The fish scales removed just now were the cleanest ones ever done by the Taoist priest."

Tang Wan exposed it ruthlessly.

"She has even been to the Fish Demon Scale. It's just a fish, so she's familiar with it."

Zhou Li waved his hand and said happily.

"Dear Kite has also been to Dragon Scale before."

At this time, Joan of Arc, the horse demon zombie girl disguised as a human, threw down the fishing rod and said calmly: "The dragon's meat is very unpalatable, not as good as the elbows on the county magistrate's table."

Seeing Joan of Arc killing the fish in the river with a fishing rod, Zhou Li and Tang Wan tacitly chose to shut up and say nothing.

No way, this thing is too convincing. Zombies have eaten it. Are you not convinced?

While several people were talking, Zhou Li's ears suddenly twitched. As if he heard something, he made a silent gesture and listened carefully.

"Seems to be···"

"pig?"

"The pig ran away?"

In the Beiliang Imperial Academy, the old scholar's tea cup got stuck in the air when he was halfway up. He looked at the gray-faced Wang Hui in front of him in shock and asked in confusion: "How can the pig run away?"

"I, I, I don't know."

Since the Li Zi class was disbanded, Wang Hui has found a part-time job, which is the most respected profession in Beiliang Taixue - pig pen administrator. But today, he, who has always been proud,

"Just, the pig flew, flew up, then kicked me unconscious, and ran away."

Wang Hui stuttered and almost couldn't understand what he was saying. He said without tears, "I haven't beaten a pig before."

The old scholar was stunned.

"Wang Hui, I know the disbandment of Lizi Class may be a bit of a shock to you, but you don't want to ask for leave in this way... I will grant you a few days of leave, so you can have a good rest."

The old scholar said with a complicated expression.

"No, old scholar, the pig really flew, it ran away! No, it flew!"

Wang Hui had collapsed. He didn't know how to gain the trust of the old scholar. After all, most people would not believe that a pig flew up and kicked him into a puddle.

but···

"Damn it, if you said such a thing if Zhou Li was here, I would still believe it. After all, he can do such a thing."

Wiping his chin, the old scholar hesitated and said: "Come on, Wang Hui, you and I will go take a look."

Pushing open the wooden door, the old scholar had just taken a step when he saw the figure flying brilliantly like a shooting star in the sky. Then he froze.

"Is that Zhou Li?"

"Obviously not."

Looking at the pig galloping across the Weishui River, Tang Wan said seriously: "Zhou Li can't run so fast."

"I can't fly this low."

Zhou Li said calmly: "Should we discuss why pigs can always fly on the river?"

"Yes, why? Why is this?"

Tang Wan said cheerfully: "There must be hallucinogens in your French fries. Oh Zhou Li, you are so powerful. Even I can't react to the poison."

"wrong."

Yun Baibai grabbed Tang Wan who was about to leave and said seriously: "Pigs really fly in the sky."

"I'm moaning!!!"

After finally accepting the fact that pigs were flying in the sky, Zhou Li took a closer look and was shocked.

“Isn’t this Brother Taixue’s breeder?!!!”

(End of this chapter)

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