Bring some shock to the world of cultivating immortals

Hard work means bad work, bad work means hard work.

It can be said that the three people walking together on the streets of Shenyang have a bad life, but among the funny and absurd "Captain, you are a gay", that kind of performance-rich but very simple emotions followed one after another.

Just like the King of Han standing on the high platform at the moment, he looked at Zhou Li who was using all his skills in the audience, with a thoughtful look in his eyes.

Zhou Li can be said to be a deformed young talent. You say he is handsome, but the beastly things he does in daily life cover up his appearance problems. After all, no matter how handsome a person is, it is disgusting when he blows shit.

If you say that he is a talented person, it is true, but if you say that he is a talented person who plays piano, chess, calligraphy, painting, and the Four Books and Five Classics, the old scholar will be the first to die unjustly and commit suicide to prove his innocence.

But you want to say that he is a lunatic...

Thinking of this, King Han fell silent.

Oh, it's true.

Zhou Li is a bit epileptic, this is normal. You said who is surrounded by such a group of monsters and monsters and who is not crazy? As far as the king of Han can see, there is no normal person except Yun Baibai.

The King of Han didn't even think that Zhu Qianyun was a normal person. What kind of normal little girl's greatest happiness was swinging a knife five thousand times every day, or choosing a few monsters that caused harm to people and beheading them for fun?

The most important thing is that the King of Han recently discovered that his daughter seems to have lost interest in men, which is even more terrifying.

However, Zhou Li's epilepsy is a logical epilepsy, and his epilepsy is more like a crazy strategy, that is, "I am stupid enough and you can't guess my thoughts, unless you become like me." You're stupid, but I'm pretending. If you become really stupid, I won't be able to compete, and then you will really be nothing to compete with."

Very convoluted? Also very unforgiving. At least now it seems that Zhou Li's behavior is correct. On the one hand, he blocked Mrs. Golden Snake's mouth, saying "How do you know she is a monster?" "What evidence can prove that she is a monster?" "You can't let people prove how many bowls of noodles they have eaten" were all ruined. . People have already begun to watch it on the big screen. If you spend 100,000 yuan on people's faces, what else can you explain? Do you still dare to make trouble?
On the other hand, Zhou Li's madness also gave the King of Han a hint. In other words, Dai Yi, who was originally innocent in the eyes of the King of Han, became a low-level abstract existence through this holographic projection. At least, the King of Han knew that Dayi was not as simple as she seemed, even though she was not simple either.

It's a reminder, a threat. Remind the King of Han and threaten the Golden Snake Lady. Now it seems that Zhou Li is very successful, a little too successful.

Dayi herself was deceived.

Did I really wear a red tights and climb on the wall to be a spy?
Dayi, who had begun to doubt her life, lowered her head and said nothing. At this time, Zhou Li still firmly controlled the rhythm of the entire venue, or in other words, he was the rhythmic Jianzhong.

"The first female guest I would like to invite is Yuan Xin, who comes from a wealthy businessman family in Jiangsu and Zhejiang. She is gentle and crescent-shaped. Her family has a lot of wealth. The family's wealth has given her a full and good female education, including the Four Books and the Five Classics. Qin Chess, calligraphy and painting are all available..."

Zhou Li looked at the reminder card in his hand and the picture of a beautiful woman taking a bath painted by Tang Wan. He kept a fake smile and gave Tang Wan a dead look. Then he put away his line cards and began to improvise.

"But it doesn't matter. Lord Hanwang likes good-looking ones."

It was a good performance on the spot, next time it's better to die first and then perform it on the spot.

Feeling the gentle yet sharp eyes of Princess Han beside him, Zhu Gaoxu's expression gradually became numb.

He thought that he should avoid suspicion now. It would be better not to call him the King of Han, but to call him Zhu Gaoxu.

"Next, I want to introduce Qi Dong, the beloved daughter of the Chief Secretary of Jiangnan!"

Zhou Li stepped aside, revealing a tall girl with a calm expression behind him.

The audience was silent, looking at the stage.

After a long time, Zhou Li said loudly: "Let us applaud her!"

Didn't you introduce a bull demon? ? ? ? ?
Everyone in the audience was speechless at this time. Liu Gong had begun to regret a little, regretting why he did not prevent Zhou Li from being elected unanimously with a proud gesture of one vote. However, if you say it's all Zhou Li's fault, you really can't blame him entirely. After all, the candidate list and the background of the contestants were only sent to the house yesterday, and Zhou Li happened to encounter something small yesterday. He was almost killed by the King of Han.

But fortunately, the people here are all our own people in a sense. Except for the storyteller Guo Lingyun and the master of foul-mouthed Hou Jue, no one would spread the word about this kind of thing. And these two people probably won’t say it because of the Jinyiwei hats on their heads...
Right?
Zhou Li didn't feel embarrassed at all, he just felt that he performed well on the spot. The sentence "The King of Han likes to look good" directly ignited the atmosphere without any hint of embarrassment.

The King of Han himself had no objection.

In fact, what Zhou Li said was right. The King of Han really liked beautiful things, and the Princess of Han was definitely a great beauty. She was also confident that even if the King of Han hired a concubine, her position would not be shaken.

But Dayi really can’t do it, really can’t do it.

No palace can tolerate a brainless concubine who can hit 100,000 yuan in a red tights as a concubine.

This is a provocation to the intelligence of the entire palace.

First, Yuan Xin showed off her talent with a soft and elegant Night Chang Yuyi Dance. The sound of the piano was melodious, and the woman was as beautiful as a picture scroll. It can be seen that this rich girl practices her dance moves very hard on weekdays. Anyway, she is definitely more graceful than the Five Animal Opera performed by Tang Wan after he drank too much.

The Wu Qin Xi of Tang and Wan refers to imitating monkeys to take off, imitating monkeys to jump, imitating monkeys to eat bananas, imitating monkeys to stand on their heads, and become a horse building.

Soon, Qi Dong also showed off her talents. Her talent is very simple and unique, it is calligraphy. But her calligraphy impressed everyone present, especially Liu Gong. After seeing the handwriting that was comparable to that of today's famous painters, he clapped excitedly and wished that Zhu Gaoxu would kick her away and let her be his s student.

"Husband, I think Qidong is pretty good."

Princess Han put her head next to Zhu Gaoxu's ear and said softly: "With his appearance and talent, he is the best candidate, and his temperament is cool and he won't be jealous. How nice."

Zhu Gaoxu said nothing, but nodded slightly, indicating that he had listened. But obviously, listening ≠ listening to you, in seconds.

"Yuan Xin is okay."

Looking at Dayi who was bowing slightly on the stage and bowing in salute, Princess Han said with a complicated expression: "But, husband, this is not acceptable."

"Um····"

Zhu Gaoxu is still meditating. He is meditating on many things. For example, Zhou Li, who was winking and winking in the audience, almost squeezed his eyes out of OMO, not far away, Mrs. Jin Snake closed her eyes and meditated, Qian Hu looked distressed, and Tang Wan was enjoying the fun...

"It's her."

Zhu Gaoxu said softly.

"Ugh?"

Princess Han was stunned for a moment.

"I want Nadayi to be my concubine."

Immediately afterwards, King Han said the most explosive words in the calmest tone.

"Aminos."

Zhou Li in the audience once again uttered insults that no one could understand. (End of chapter)