Bring some shock to the world of cultivating immortals

"Choose one for shit or piss."

Tang Wan, who was back to back with Zhou Li, said seriously: "Explode or spray, spray or blast, bomb or dung sea maggots, you have to choose one."

"In your mind, am I just a retard who plays shit and pisses all day long?"

Zhou Li gritted his teeth and said.

"what are you saying?!"

Turning his head, Tang Wan said in shock: "Isn't shit and peeing part of the plan? Why do you discriminate against them?"

Zhou Li was silent.

It seems like I'm a bit nervous about you doing it so damn calmly.

"Anyway, use your mind full of filth and conspiracy to come up with a solution."

Looking at more and more monsters and the gradually solidifying air, Tang Wan gritted his teeth and said: "Where is the energy hidden in the back? Save it, save it."

"Don't worry."

Zhou Li grinned, and an extremely sinister smile appeared on his face, as if he was the real villain here at this moment.

Alas, no, it’s true.

"I had already planned it."

Li Ci, a spirit who has escaped from vulgar taste, a spirit who has escaped from the world, a poor spirit who was signed and signed by Zhou Li and became a civil dog.

However, he is not without merit.

Just like the bond of an orphan, a person is a pitiful orphan. The two of them became powerful ronin.

Therefore, Li Ci, who originally seemed weak and useless except digging soil faster, changed his fate when he met the destined existence.

Joan of Arc makes her grand appearance.

Tang Wan was silent as he watched Joan of Arc slowly break out of the ground, holding Li Ci in his left hand and holding the door panel sword in his right hand.

"Twice as authentic!"

Zhou Li gave a thumbs up, his teeth reflecting white.

Damn you, why.

Why are these two things.

"Are you serious?"

Tang Wan's expression was a bit broken, "Do you think now is the time to play with authentic homophonic jokes?"

"Si Guoyi."

Zhou Li nodded and admitted: "Indeed not."

"These two aren't from the capital. You're such a bad guy."

After calming down, Tang Wan complained.

The officials and wealthy businessmen behind them were about to collapse. They couldn't understand why these two guys were still making jokes and making complaints at this critical moment.

Is this the time now?

"Is the matter settled?"

Zhou Li ignored the wealthy businessmen on the side who dared to be angry but dared not speak. He raised his head and looked at Li Ci, who was more than two meters tall with a trembling figure sitting on his shoulders, and asked, "Is everything done?"

"It's all gone."

The language system had been destroyed by Zhou Li, and Jeanne began to speak "Zhenhua" with a righteous face:
"According to your instructions, the entire Taiying is now like a Beiliang surrounded by toilets. With only your enthusiasm, he can go straight to the sky, head towards the sun and the abyss, and become the purgatory on earth that everyone fears."

In just a short moment, two brains filled with misunderstandings and Khorne merged together. Tang Wan understood Zhou Li's plan almost without thinking.

"Fuck me."

In an instant, Tang Wan cursed plainly and said in shock: "You don't know..."

"Don't worry, you are thinking of the final plan."

Zhou Li, who could tell at a glance what Tang Wan wanted to say, stretched out his hand, interrupted Tang Wan, and said with a serious face: "I will never do this until the last critical moment."

"You'd better not do it."

After a brief hesitation, Tang Guan said solemnly: "Before, we were all making small fuss. Gui Daozi himself didn't have any opinions, and it was useless to have opinions. This is different. If you really... activate your backup You don’t need Dali Temple to kill you even if you hide your energy. Just do the math for yourself. There will be as many knives in your butt as there are people in Taiying. “Are you from Beiliang so abusive?
"I know."

Zhou Li nodded and said more solemnly: "Absolutely."

My day, the knife and the buttocks are not curses but statements?

"So, what exactly are you going to do?"

Tang Wan asked: "In this tense situation, if anyone speaks loudly, there will probably be a fight."

"Yes, I am now..."

Hou Jue walked out of the toilet slowly with his pants lifted. Then, he saw the 3,000 battalions waiting in the lobby on the first floor, as well as the sea of ​​monsters glaring at them not far away. His eyes almost popped out of his head.

"Fuck me!"

Hou Jue was shocked and said: "The King of Han gave Mrs. Jin Snake a birthday?!"

"What's the matter?"

Guo Lingyun, who went to the toilet together, also walked out cursing while holding up his pants, and then he froze in place.

what?
Hou Jue's words directly attracted everyone's attention. In an instant, the eyes of the black crow's soldiers and countless monsters focused on the thin monkey, staring at the man who spoke arrogantly.

"Really?"

Guo Lingyun asked subconsciously.

Looking at a different person.

Zhou Li couldn't even speak anymore.

"This is no longer fun."

He held his forehead and sighed, "If two idiots get together, all my plans will be useless."

Hou Jue has realized that something is wrong. This kind of behavior of going to the toilet between two groups of people who are about to fight is indeed excessive, and it is very provocative.

The era of tense swords and crossbows has passed. Now is the era of swords and crossbows.

Along with a brilliant glow, Hou Jue's eyes were suddenly covered by a layer of fierce flames. But he reacted very quickly, how fast?
Guo Lingyun didn't even react before he pulled him over to block the gun.

"I grass-fed your horse."

Hou Jue didn't mean that he really wanted to kill Guo Lingyun. After all, he wasn't a bad person. The reason why he pulled Guo Lingyun over was because Guo Lingyun was surrounded by Qianhu. The result of this action was that Qianhu stepped forward in Guo Lingyun's direction, and chopped the fire into pieces with a single blow.

"so···"

After a brief silence, Tang Wan asked: "The current situation is."

"run."

Zhou Liyan spoke concisely, picked up the collar of Tang Wan's neck, flew forward and smashed the glass on the side, and then was bounced back by the barrier.

"Run away."

Standing up with a curse, Zhou Li rubbed his head and said angrily: "That Mrs. Golden Snake, she really wants to kill everyone."

"Where's the tunnel?"

Tang Wan pointed to the tunnel left by Joan of Arc and asked, "Shall we also be the Lord of Jing?"

"impossible."

Joan of Arc on the side shook her head and said seriously: "This has become a place where you can go up but not go down."

"OK, I sent it to my family and brothers."

Zhou Li showed a bright smile.

"Stop being funny now."

Tang Wan collapsed a little, "Brother, otherwise I will treat you as if you are hiding energy in your back and you will explode for me."

"Not really."

Looking at Zhu Qianyun who raised the Ye Zhan Dao and chopped off the tauren with one blow, Zhou Li shook his head and said softly:

"It's just not that time yet." (End of chapter)