Bring some shock to the world of cultivating immortals

Tang Wan once wrote an article "Observing Zhou Li's state and animal degree in different situations". This article was highly praised by old scholars and was called "the first animal observation article in the Ming Dynasty".

This article has been published in books many times and has been widely praised by Taixue. It has even been praised as "a single article that overwhelms the entire Ming Dynasty". This article is superbly written, lively and interesting, and perfectly describes how a beast in human form behaves in various circumstances. Of course, the most important thing about this article is that it is practical. After all, at the end of each article there is a section of "Regulations for Each Situation."

For example, in the third section of Chapter 6, [When the target's hands begin to unconsciously touch the crotch, and perform abnormal actions such as buttoning, digging, and touching, and at the same time a disgusting smile appears on the target's face, this means The target has entered the first level of combat readiness and may take out hidden weapons, lime, caltrops and other objects to attack at any time. It is recommended to flee immediately, or kneel down quickly and beg for mercy to avoid death]

Each chapter of this article is highly practical, and Tang Wan is also arranged in order of severity from high to low. And when the last section of the last chapter appeared, Tang Wan gave only one suggestion.

Run, run with your life.

[When Zhou Li starts to put on strange clothes that he has never seen before, makes weird and incomprehensible movements with his hands, and speaks weird words that are indescribable, incomprehensible, and unlistenable, it means that he has begun to brew something. An inescapable and earth-shattering horrific disaster. It is recommended that when you encounter Zhou Li in this form, run as far as you can, if you can't run]

"Better give yourself a break."

Tang Wan swallowed his saliva and said softly.

“How many floors can a bag of rice carry?”

Zhou Li repeated this sentence again, but the difference was that he opened his eyes.

In an instant, the only two people who knew the inside story and had read this article, Zhu Qianyun and Tang Wan, held their breath. They were trembling, scared, but vaguely looking forward to it. Looking forward to the next horrific scene.

Those humans and demons who were originally at war suddenly looked at Zhou Li for some reason. After all, there was nothing they could do. A man flashing red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple, red, melancholy, blue and deep black was suspended in the air. He was dressed in a strange but indescribable outfit. robe, eyes closed, voice and smile as if he had just been sent away, it is difficult for anyone not to notice this thing immediately.

"Ok?"

Madam Golden Snake, who was driving Ming Lei to bombard the King of Han, suddenly changed her expression, and there was a hint of astonishment in her eyes. She suddenly felt that her growing will power and another kind of power had stopped for a moment.

Why? Could an expert take action?
Are there any experts?

Mrs. Golden Snake began to feel a wave of emotions in her heart. She suddenly realized that this incident that should have been entirely under her control seemed to have some twists and turns that she had never imagined.

No, it shouldn't be.

Mrs. Golden Snake's mind was spinning rapidly, and she began to think about whether she had really been negligent.

no, I can not.

Even if Zhuge Qing can take action, he can't stop the people and monsters who have already killed red eyes. If she helps people kill monsters, it will speed up my path to becoming a god. Even if she does something now, it is to help me, not to hinder the fight between human beings and monsters.

Who else?
That black cat and rat? Impossible, they may have strange qualities, but they are definitely not beings that can participate in this war.

That water snake? No, she is not strong enough, not even as good as that Taoist priest.

Divine Witch... Maybe she has this ability, but definitely not now. At least, she hasn't heard Huang Yi's instructions yet.

He might be able to do it in Liu Gong, but after Jin Yiwei's death, evil spirits will haunt the people around his mansion. He will definitely be too busy to take care of himself and not be able to come here.

Who could that be?

Zhou Li? Mrs. Golden Snake frowned even more when she thought of Zhou Li.

No, it won't be him.

Although he has seven gourds in his body, his strength is not enough to fully control all the power of the fairy gourd. Maybe he also has magical powers that can give him the ability to make the final decision while he is weak. But again, he couldn't separate the two sides, he could only kill the demon clan and protect the humans with Zhu Qianyun.

"A bag of rice can carry the second floor!"

Just when Mrs. Jin Snake was using golden thunder to protect her body and trying to tear out King Han's throat with lightning from the darkness, she suddenly heard a faint voice.

What's better than movement?

If it was just a sentence that seemed to be composed of a small language in Chinese, maybe Mrs. Golden Snake would not be so gaffe-like. But when Zhou Li shouted these words that no one could understand, the upgraded version of the photo stone given to him by Zhuge Qing began to work.

This is... Suona! ?
The exciting sound of the suona filled the entire building, and anyone with some knowledge of music theory would know that this suona has no key. It can be said that every key falls in an unexpected place. At the same time as the suona sounded, a somewhat shrill, somewhat edited eunuch's sound suddenly filled the entire building.

【Ah ah ah ah ah! Come on! Come on, Lilila! 】

"Brother Gun, who are you?"

Guo Lingyun on the side was stunned. He did not expect that Hou Jue's voice would appear in Zhou Li's photo stone. Hou Jue also looked confused, saying that he had never sang for Zhou Li.

But only Zhou Li, who was floating in mid-air and attracted everyone's attention through this set of behaviors that could be called a hodgepodge of human civilization's imbeciles, knew what the value of three cuts and one was.

Zhou Li slowly stretched out his hand, as if he was lifting something. Suddenly, the building began to shake.

what's the situation?
At this time, Mrs. Golden Snake had completely wrapped herself in Ming Lei, and her eyes were filled with shock. She didn't understand why the originally smoothly advancing plot suddenly came to a standstill, the original killing stopped all of a sudden, and the willpower in her body had begun to stop growing.

What happened?

King Han also realized something at this time. He frowned and wanted to know what happened. Both humans and demons are the type who want to have everything in their hands. Anything beyond their plans will make them feel unhappy and frustrated.

Perhaps they would never have thought of it, whether it was blocked or not, but Zhou Li would soon clear it.

[Your jungle positioning is outrageous, Johnnie Walker]

The earth was trembling, or in other words, in the tunnel dug by Joan of Arc, the thunder-calling talisman and dust that had been arranged under Zhou Li's instructions began to undergo a chemical reaction.

Mrs. Golden Snake arranged an environment where no one is allowed in and no one is allowed out. The purpose is to make this building a place of bloody killings. However, this also revealed a message.

This building is not indestructible.

【It’s ↑your↓ dad→】

Following the roar of the image stone, Zhou Li activated his power.

"Go to shit!!!!" (End of Chapter)