Bring some shock to the world of cultivating immortals

"Odd changes to even."

"I can't do math."

"In the box under my bed..."

"The box is a deception. There is a mezzanine on the surface of the box. When you open it, there is a banknote and half of a nude photo of an old scholar. The other half is in the mattress of my dormitory."

"At the beginning of three years..."

"Are you talking about getting caught soliciting prostitutes or catching prostitutes and getting caught instead? The former is because you were fishing for law enforcement and Sister Taoyao saw you touching someone's buttocks. The opposite is because you caught the leader of the Jinyi Guard."

"That···"

"That's right, I handed you the lime powder after I caught the handle."

"Priest···"

"Based on the horns on your head, you must have a certain fear of Western missionaries now. Because they know how to kill goats, they will vilify the little goat boy as a demon, and then gouge him hard."

Zhou Li was silent.

Rabbit-eared Tang Wan also fell silent.

Only Tang Wan was hanging on the bed half-dead, looking at the two of them sincerely.

"This is me."

Rabbit-eared Tang Wan pointed at Tang Wan and said in horror: "She understands me better than I do."

Zhou Li slowly knelt down on the ground, covering the horns on his head, his eyes were about to burst, and he doubted life:

"What the hell is going on?"

"I know this is hard to accept."

Tang Guan stretched out his hand tremblingly, patted Zhou Li on the shoulder, and said lovingly: "It doesn't matter, actually you don't have to accept it. The Taoist priest told me, you just need to understand that this world is not real, it is your imagination. That’s it.”

"Huh? Did I imagine it?"

Rabbit-eared Tang Wan was a little surprised.

"That can't be done."

Zhou Li touched his chin and said thoughtfully: "Am I so capable of fantasy?"

"Zhou Li, think about it carefully."

Tang Wan stared at Zhou Li and said word by word: "The qualities needed to become a god are self-sacrifice, dedication, caring for the world, friendliness and civilization, and knowing how to advance and retreat. How many of these do you have?"

"Damn, that makes sense."

Prison Zhou was sweating profusely.

"wrong!"

Soon, Zhou Li realized a question. He raised his head suddenly and said seriously: "You say this world is false, but how can you prove that you are true?"

"I···"

Tang Wan was stunned.

Yes, how do you explain this?

Whoever is looking for trouble should give an example. This is the consensus between Zhou Li and Tang Wan. Since Tang Wan came here and told Zhou Li that this world was a false world, she had to give an example.

What's an example?
Tang Wan could understand with his own toes that this world was real to Zhou Li now. If Mrs. Golden Snake is willing to use her life to drag him into this path to immortality, she is sure to immerse Zhou Li in this world and finally allow him to achieve immortality.

Trouble. In fact, what Tang Wan didn't understand was why it was him.

She stared at Zhou Li blankly, doubts gradually rising in her heart.

Why is it myself?

Why did he pull Zhou Li out of the path to becoming a god himself?

When it comes to Taoism, I am not even half as good as the Taoist master. In terms of gentleness, Yun Baibai can make his prostate explode. In terms of combat ability, Zhu Qianyun can defeat three of himself. When it comes to history books, I am not even half as good as Cen Shu.

So, why yourself?
Looking at the young man in front of him, Tang Wan did not hide his confusion and helplessness at all. In this world, she would disguise herself in front of most people, but in front of this person, she was as bad as ever, and she never pretended to be mature.

The two were excellent partners when they were young. Tang Wan can proudly say that there are two things in her more than 20 years that she has been proud of throughout her life. First, she chose to come to Beiliang back then, to this place with outstanding people.

The second is her friendship with Zhou Li and Zhu Qianyun.

The word friendship is not actually accurate. If possible, Tang Wan prefers to use a word that Zhou Li has always considered highly secondary to describe the connection between the three of them.

bond.

That's right, it's the aphrodisiac of this classic hot-blooded royal comic. A single bond can directly ignore the theorems and laws to the villain Cao Fei. But ever since Zhou Li taught Tang Wan about the abstractness of these two words, she had always kept them in mind and felt that this was the kind of emotion between the three of them.

When Zhou Li was cut off by the prime minister, she was not in Beiliang, but was practicing in seclusion in the Tang Sect. After learning what Zhou Li had experienced, Tang Wan, who had originally planned to attack the Sixth Realm Lingqi Master in three years, rushed directly and forcibly reversed the Lingqi, leaving some troubles. She still remembered the snowy road up the mountain. In a panic, she ran up tens of thousands of steps to the Assembly Hall with bare feet and knocked on the door.

Tang Wan was very decisive. She directly told the Tang Sect leader who was sitting in her seat that she would sever ties with the Tang Sect and return to Beiliang to protect Zhou Li.

Then she was held down and beaten by Tang Sen, the head of the Tang Sect who also served as her father.

Later she learned that after learning what Zhou Li had done, Tang Sen ordered people to send many precious medicinal materials and money to Zhou Li's sister Taoyao.

In fact, this is equivalent to breaking up with the prime minister and directly provoking this prime minister who is inferior to ten thousand people.

Faced with the Tang Sect's assistance, both Taoyao and Zhou Li chose to decline. For Zhou Li, these medicines could not repair his meridians, but would cause a blow to his best friend's sect, so he did not accept it.

After learning about this, Tang Wan did not return to Beiliang immediately. She knew in her heart that even if she saw Zhou Li in this state, it would be meaningless. So she searched for a way to relieve Niang's drowning spring in Tangmen, and prepared medicine, hoping to find a prescription to repair Zhou Li's meridians.

It seems very ordinary, and the relationship between the two does not seem to have reached the level of fighting for each other. But only they knew in their hearts that Zhou Li and Tang Wan might tease each other, trap each other, tie each other up, hang them up and beat them, but they couldn't do one thing.

give up.

Zhou Li never gave up on Tang Wan, whether he was out of place when he first came to Beiliang, or when he was frustrated in his studies and wanted to give up, or when she became a girl with low intelligence, Zhou Li never gave up.

Tang Wan, of course, would not give up on Zhou Li.

Cutting one's belly to get jade is not self-sacrifice, nor is it a noble spirit. This is just a choice made by Tang Wan, a natural and logical choice.

Zhou Li is my friend, and our bond is enough for me to do this, and even more, and that's enough. Because I won't give up on him.

So, I get it.

Taking a deep breath, Tang Wan gently put his still intact hand on Zhou Li's shoulder and exhaled slowly.

"No wonder the Taoist Master asked me to come here."

Looking at Zhou Li who was a little stunned, a blue halo gradually appeared in Tang Wan's eyes, and a pale red peach blossom slowly bloomed on the collar on her chest. Deep in the depths of her eyes, the luster of the seventh jade gourd gradually began to bloom.

"It turns out that your seventh gourd seed doesn't want spiritual energy."

"But the fucking bond!!!!!!"

Seventh sister Zhou Qi has magical powers.

God Falling Technique! (End of chapter)