Bring some shock to the world of cultivating immortals

What is the art of language?
It's like you want to attack someone who just came out of the toilet. If you say that he just went to the toilet and ate shit, everyone will find it difficult to believe it, and they may also think that you are going too far for slandering others.

But if you change "He just went to the toilet and ate shit" to "He just came out of the toilet and smashed it in the mouth with a look of enjoyment", it would be different.

The previous one is too pale, without any modifiers, and very false. But the latter is very colorful, using appropriate descriptions and accurate actions, giving people a feeling of "Oh, so it sounds like it".

Therefore, Zhou Li used his language art.

Did he make a mistake?
No.

not a single one.

The monsters were brought by the Golden Snake. The King of Han indeed led 3,000 battalions to stop the monsters. The one who killed the Golden Snake Lady could count on everyone.

Anyway, the origin of the Golden Snake is in Zhou Li's hands. He only roughly processed the reality a little bit. There may be differences, but the result is the same.

Therefore, King Han chose to cooperate.

It can be said that the King of Han had no reason not to cooperate. If it weren't for Zhou Li getting too close to the monster, and for some other reasons, the King of Han would have had a showdown with Zhou Li and let him come to his camp. After all, his most essential purpose was to allow Zhu Qianyun to gain a huge amount of credit so that she could successfully take over the throne of Han Dynasty and no longer be slandered by the word "Jianwen Orphan".

Therefore, after Zhou Li proposed the cooperation plan of "creating a new version of the monster whose life is also life, and having a vigorous fusion of humans and monsters", Hanwang directly abandoned the previous suspicion and chose to cooperate.

Of course, this "past suspicion" includes but is not limited to "Zhou Li showed off his fish frying achievements", "Zhou Li tried to control the flying pig to attack him", "Zhou Li threatened him with the Taiying toilet bombing" and "Fucking Zhou Li exploded "Toilets in Taiying" and so on, except "Zhou Li is his enemy".

Are you an enemy?

If so.

You said Zhou Li was the enemy of the King of Han, but in the end he proposed a path that even the King of Han had never imagined, and even listed the feasibility of the plan in just a few minutes. Not only did the King of Han look at him, but even the Taoist priest had to sigh at Zhou Li's genius idea.

Zhou Li also modestly said that he had only done a trivial job and still needed to learn.

Then, there is the solution to the crotch problem.

In fact, the Three Thousand Battalion did not lose their minds immediately, even if they were wet with shit, they were still loyal to the King of Han. It was just that they formed a military formation at that time, and the backbone was Zhu Qianyun. After Zhou Li exploded the sky star, Zhu Qianyun was disturbed and subconsciously disbanded the military formation. Caught off guard, these people were surrounded by countless angry monsters and rushed to the roof of the Jinxudiao Building.

In fact, thanks to Zhou Li's use of this move, Earth Explosion Star dealt indiscriminate range damage. Otherwise, once these three thousand soldiers of the battalion are not contaminated with filth, they may be killed by the monsters who have gone crazy to the extreme. After all, they didn't dare to fight the monsters Yu Xue was fighting with, neat as new. They really couldn't beat them.

When they saw Zhou Li being pulled into the secret realm by Mrs. Golden Snake, the soldiers of the Three Thousand Battalion realized that their Highness the King of Han and his daughter were floating in the sky. The reaction of the monsters was, Damn, what's going on?

Yes, these monsters "awakened" the moment Mrs. Golden Snake entered the secret realm.

In a sense, Mrs. Golden Snake is a scam this time. She used the dragon veins she had captured previously to influence most of the monsters in the Thirteen North Ring Cities, allowing them to come to Taiying on December 31st, the day when the energy of heaven and earth was at its strongest. When a large number of monsters gather in a city, the golden snake affects the dragon's veins, and uses its "golden snake poison" to deeply affect the souls of these monsters.

You know, as a great demon in the eighth realm, Mrs. Golden Snake is only one step away from becoming an immortal. She was infected with these monsters at the cost of her soul and life, and could not be broken free in a short time.

Moreover, in order to gain the power of wishes, the golden snake implanted the idea into these monsters to "die and then build a world of monsters." This concept is actually the expectation of most monsters. Except for monsters who are completely controlled by instinct and bloodlust, many monsters hope to have a peaceful and peaceful living environment, at least, not to be hunted by people anymore.

According to the original plan, the Golden Snake would pull Zhou Li into her secret realm at the last moment to forge a true demon god. And these monsters will return to normal after she disappears and flee into Taiying, causing a lot of trouble to King Han and leaving him no time to take care of himself.

Mrs. Jin Snake's calculation was perfect. She even considered that the King of Han was brave enough to be defeated by ten thousand men, and also considered the strength of the three thousand battalions in front of him, and the five military battalions came to cheer him up. But what she never expected was that Zhou Li took the lead in using tactical-grade nuclear weapons and stirred up a storm in the fourth-floor toilet with a hearty little boy battle, turning the situation into a mess.

It was better now, the monsters were awake, but they still remained angry and did not leave Jinxudiao Tower. The King of Han was not restrained, and the three thousand battalions kept gathering together. After calming down, these monsters were surprised to find that they seemed to be dying.

And he died in this disgusting environment.

Are monsters strong? It is very strong, and the monsters gathered together are not weak either. But the problem is that the three thousand battalions gathered together are stronger, and the King of Han is still in charge. Coupled with the Taoist priests and Qi Xingzhong (Zhou Li) who are eyeing them overhead, they know that there is no possibility of them leaving intact today.

Although they were largely controlled to come to Taiying, they also knew in their hearts that a group of monsters gathered together to attack the Hanwang's hometown. This kind of crime was no different from treason, which was enough for the Monster Master to come to the door with a smile and give him a crime. Their heads are pulled off to play Cuju, and if the quality is good, they can be gloriously used as calfskin boots to put on the feet of the officials.

You said that they monsters are free and unrestrained by nature?

The problem is that I can’t run away! The Three Thousand Battalion calmed down early and took out their weapons to control the situation. But the monsters remained angry and controlled. When they returned to normal, the Three Thousand Battalion almost had knives on their heads.

But they were still very angry, very angry. After all, being drenched in an indescribable substance is something that no one can bear. Therefore, they must find out the mastermind behind this, and at least give themselves a clean slate before they die.

"It's all Mrs. Golden Snake's doing!"

Zhou Li yelled. (End of chapter)