Bring some shock to the world of cultivating immortals

"You mean, when you were swimming in the ground, you suddenly felt that the vines were insulting you, and you were so angry that you wanted to reason, but you found out that the vines were calling this woman a bastard who plays with fire and pisses on the bed?"

In the room, Zhou Li squatted in front of the table like a thinker and said calmly:
"Joan of Arc, when did you learn the term "playing with fire and urine on the bed"?

"Three days ago."

Joan of Arc answered quickly and sincerely, "You said it when you blew up the toilet. You said I don't have excretion function and can't pee, so you let me play with fire."

The expression on Zhou Li's face stiffened.

"If you dare to laugh even once, I will beat you until you pee on the bed."

Turning around, Zhou Li reminded Li Bin kindly.

Li Bin was sweating immediately.

Damn, he's going to do it.

Since being deprived of real power by Zhou Li, Li Bin, who serves as deputy minister of the newly established "Monster Relations Department", has been frightened every day. Because Hou Jue, for the sake of his health and life, was afraid that Li Bin would be the kind of person whose memory would be cleared the next day and start to offend Zhou Li, he lent his copy of the "It's All Zhou Li's Doing" Photo Stone to Li Bin.

The day after seeing the photo stone, Li Bin's legs would tremble when he saw Zhou Li.

Many years later, when Li Bin was lying on his little bed, he would definitely think of that distant afternoon, when the magical Lao Deng in the photo stone resolutely opened his arms and jumped into the curve drawn by the swamp.

Horrible, terrible.

After Zhou Li had a friendly exchange with his words and eyes, Li Bin quickly lowered his head and continued the work of registering the name of the monster.

"Name?"

"Big Tiger."

"Where's the one next to you?"

"Small light."

"Where's the other one?"

"Trash knife."

Ignoring the trio of disgraced good-for-nothings, Zhou Li looked at Joan of Arc and asked:
"Joan Arc, where did you put that girl?"

"Ah, I met Qianyun on the way carrying Miss Tang to look for food, and they took her away easily."

Joan of Arc told a scary story like "The Cannibal Diary" in calm words.

"I probably understand."

Zhou Li touched his chin, and after a brief thought, he said, "Jane, please go back to find them first. There's no need to rush."

"Oh, this must be the secret of Ji Xiaodian's numbness."

Joan of Arc suddenly understood.

"No, when did you learn this?"

Zhou Li said in shock.

"self-taught."

After a brief silence, Jeanne said firmly.

"You didn't figure it out from me, did you?"

Zhou Li touched his chin and asked hesitantly.

Jeanne was silent.

"You are an oath knight, you can't lie."

Zhou Li said indifferently.

Joan of Arc was still speechless.

"Then I won't play with you when I get married to the Kite God."

"It was Miss Tang Wan who gave me the bad knowledge, and then she gave me three bottles of poison to tell me not to tell anyone."

Joan's hot tears corroded a big hole in the ground, which was very sad.

A fake smile appeared on Zhou Li's face, saying "It's true." Then he took out his copper-tipped leather belt and said calmly: "Let's go back. I'll talk to Old Tang about the child's education." "Who is the child?"

"If you're talking about education, it's you. But if you're asking about the people who enjoy the brass belt, it's Tang Wan."

When Zhou Li went back to find Tang Wan, he didn't just want her to experience "the copper-head belt loves me again." He was looking for a reason to go back and see the woman Joan of Arc said was playing with fire and urine on the bed.

He has not forgotten that the crazy group of lunatics were present at the beginning and end of the entire Golden Snake incident.

And sometimes, Zhou Li would doubt that Mrs. Golden Snake alone could not pull off such a big battle. At least, he didn't find the "black dragon stone statue" that Mrs. Golden Snake mentioned.

Liu Gong's mansion is just like Zhou Li's home in Beiliang. It has now become a base for tactical research and can also be a gathering place for teams that are waiting to die. The main members are usually Tang Wan and Xu Xuan. One of them eats and drinks, and the other is lazy. Together they are like a butt with a mouth. Apart from eating, they are paralyzed.

Haha, are you wondering why you can’t do anything other than eat or poop?
Because auspiciousness will not be excreted!

Beautiful girls don’t know how to poop!

"I do not believe."

Zhou Li shook his head and replied calmly: "If this is really the case, why do you have buttocks?"

Xu Xuan was silent.

Tang Guan on the side was shocked, "Zhou Li, have you seen it? This is not fun to watch. The Kite God will hack you to death if he finds out."

"She will show off in her cat form, okay?"

Zhou Liman said helplessly.

"Get out of here!"

Xu Xuan was furious, and then quickly left the house and went to Yun Baibai to cry about Zhou Li's evil deeds.

"So why did you disgust Xu Xuan away?"

Tang Wan rolled his eyes and whispered, "Is it about monsters?"

"Do not."

Zhou Li shook his head and said indifferently: "It is a practical investigation on the adaptability of your butt and the copper-head belt."

"?"

A huge question mark appeared on Tang Wan's face.

"Save it, we'll fight together when you recover."

Zhou Li walked to Tang Guan, looked at the unconscious woman on her bed, and said, "Is this the woman Joanne stole?"

"I didn't steal this, I picked it up."

Joan of Arc corrected her in standard Mandarin.

Zhou Li didn't know what to say for a moment. He now felt that in a few months, when he handed Joan of Arc over to Ying Yuan, a classic bad guy would appear in the world.

No, this thing is a big ghost, and it is the biggest ghost among big ghosts.

"What did you say?"

Tang Wan scratched his head, and then suddenly realized, "Oh, are you talking about this woman?"

Tang Wan stepped aside, revealing the woman on the bed. She looked at the woman and said with lingering fear: "You don't know, just now Joan of Arc was walking around on the street with this woman's calf in her arms. When she saw people, she asked if she could wipe the bed with cotton cloth. If Qianyun hadn't stopped her, It’s early, this girl will stop hanging out in Taiyuan in this life.”

"Oh, she is the unlucky one."

"Yes, that's her."

Tang Wan nodded, glanced at the woman's appearance, and said, "Qianyun said that she seemed to have seen this girl in the roster before, so she went to look through the roster of officials in the capital."

"The roster of the capital..."

Zhou Li scratched his head and asked strangely: "Why did a dignified official come to this shabby place like Beiliang? My family is so desperate that I can't imagine coming here."

"Guan'er, I investigated and found out."

As soon as Zhou Li finished speaking, Zhu Qianyun rushed in in a panic, not forgetting to shout: "She is Xiaoyu, the only survivor of [Zhang's tragedy] in the capital, Zhang Qiuyu!"

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Zhou Li and Tang Wan looked at each other, and then Zhou Li lowered his head in shame. (End of chapter)