Bring some shock to the world of cultivating immortals
Chapter 495 Surprise
This journey has been uneventful.
Nothing strange happened. There was no gravity control by the black-handed condor. There was no dead monk who suddenly appeared and went crazy. There was no Xu Sheng wrapped in a green turban holding an ancient ingot knife to rob the way. The ordinary carriage, carrying the nervous Zhou Li and others, returned to Beiliang.
When he saw the Beiliang City Gate, Zhou Li's heart finally died. He sighed and sat helplessly on the carriage, leaning forward with his back to the sky. His dejected look made Tang Wan so happy.
"Mr. Zhou, your previous situation was abnormal."
Zhuge Qing on the side was dumbfounded. She didn't understand why Zhou Li was depressed because of a safe journey. She even felt that he was a little uninterested and half-dead.
"Ugh···"
Zhou Li collapsed in the carriage, and next to him was Yun Baibai, covering his mouth and laughing. He looked at the carriage shed and said feebly: "It's like inertia, you know. You've already said that I'm like a troublemaker. It's so hard to get used to it when I suddenly have nothing to do."
"I don't understand."
Xu Xuan on the side patted Zhou Li's head with his paw and asked doubtfully: "Isn't this a good thing?"
"The fate of the trench will not let anyone take it lightly."
Zhou Li waved his hand and said helplessly: "Come on, let me give you an example."
"Old Tang, from now on, I will mix a series of drugs into your food every day, including but not limited to poisons, aphrodisiacs, estrus poisons, poisonous estrus drugs, post-ejaculation estrus drugs, etc."
Tang Wan sneered disdainfully, waved his hands, and puffed out his chest, saying that the majestic young master of the Tang clan could resist these poisons even without spiritual energy, with a very proud expression.
Then, Zhou Li continued.
"Suddenly one day, after she finished eating, she suddenly found that there was no poison in the food."
Tang Wan's face suddenly turned pale.
Zhuge Qing was still confused, and so was Xu Xuan. Only Yun Baibai seemed to understand something.
Zhou Li looked at the confused Taoist priest and the puzzled black cat, smiled sadly, and said to Tang Wan: "Old Tang, tell them what you are afraid of."
"Did you put shit in your rice?"
Tang Wan said calmly and horrified.
Zhuge Qing was silent.
Oh, it's really fucking possible.
Xu Xuan was speechless and kicked Zhou Li with his meat pad, then jumped into Yun Baibai's arms, rolled his eyes, cupped Yun Baibai's soft chest and fell asleep happily. Zhou Li was still lying dead, still motionless. Even after entering the city and seeing Taoyao smiling by the road, he didn't react.
The spirit did not respond, the body went to kneel down.
"Don't kneel."
Tao Yao grabbed Zhou Li's arm accurately, her eyebrows were curved, and she smiled beautifully, "There is gold under the man's knees, so you are not allowed to kneel."
"I might not be."
Zhou Li said calmly: "I can be a boy."
"Stop being so talkative."
After gently scratching Zhou Li's nose, Taoyao gave Zhou Li a gentle hug and whispered: "It'll be good to come back, it'll be good to come back..."
Zhou Li was so moved that he almost dropped his little pearl as he enjoyed his sister's gentle embrace.
Then, he heard Taoyao whisper in his ear.
“When you go home by the way, explain to me why going to Taiying [travel] will blow up the Jinxudiao Building, okay?” “Old man, you damn thing, ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah Ahhh.
Although Zhou Li's expression was still smiling, he was desperate and broken inside. He even wanted to beat the old scholar and then be beaten to death by him!
He could guess with his buttocks who passed the news to his sister.
"Nonsence!"
After spitting out a mouthful of mouthwash, the old scholar stood by the pool and scratched his face in confusion.
Why do I feel like someone is talking about me?
"Let's all go have a meal together."
Tao Yao looked at the people on the carriage behind Zhou Li and said with a smile: "I have already prepared the meal. It's been a long journey, so let's take a rest for now."
"I'm sorry to trouble you, Sister Taoyao."
Zhuge Qing also lived in Zhouli's house for a while, and he and Taoyao became quite familiar. Yun Baibai, on the other hand, is a little reserved, but can be considered generous.
But Xu Xuan huddled in Yun Baibai's arms, shivering, not daring to move.
Yun Baibai noticed something strange about the black cat in her arms. She was a little confused. Xu Xuan, who was usually fearless, acted like a frightened kitten today.
"Xuan'er, what's wrong with you?"
Sitting on the edge of the carriage, Yun's long white and black hair was scattered a little in her ears. She lowered her head and asked the black cat softly: "Are you afraid?"
Xu Xuan held his head with his two little paws and curled up into a small ball. After hearing Yun Baibai's words, Xu Xuan raised his head slightly, his golden eyes full of water, which made people pity.
"Zhou Li's sister... is a monster."
Xu Xuan lowered his voice and whispered tremblingly: "It's a big demon... a super super big demon, bigger than the golden snake... no, a big demon bigger than all monsters, I..."
Before Xu Xuan could finish his words, she seemed to feel something and shuddered instantly, and the hair all over her body stood up. She quickly buried her head in Yun Baibai's arms, and the exposed cat tail curled up into a round cake.
monster?
At this time, Yun Baibai was left with only astonishment. She stared blankly at Xu Xuan in her arms. For a moment, her mind went blank and her thoughts became messy.
Mr. Zhou...why are you so destined to monsters?
The carriage creaked and creaked forward, and after a while, a sign indicating that he could go anywhere appeared in front of everyone's eyes. It can be said that when he saw the ordinary two-story wooden building, Zhou Li's degree of relaxation was unprecedented and visible to the naked eye. ,
Looking at Zhou Li who was slumped in the corner of the carriage like plasticine, Tao Yao smiled helplessly, then took him by the back of his neck and led him out of the carriage.
Soon, Zhuge Qing and others also got off the carriage and entered Nadutong. Although Xu Xuan was reluctant in every possible way, she still walked in in Yun Baibai's arms. After entering the monster hunting house, which had done everything except catching monsters, everyone was surprised by the food on the round table.
Zhou Li's cooking skills are definitely not bad. After all, he is a person who has survived in the Taixue wilderness. He can make a living by roasting maggots. Coupled with modern people's attention and the richness of Ming Dynasty seasonings in this world, Zhou Li's income from cooking is definitely one of the best.
And Taoyao is number one.
Zhou Li has been eating Tao Yao's cooking since he was a child, and Tao Yao's cooking skills have gradually improved. From the beginning when he could even boil eggs to being able to cook delicious dishes easily, only Zhou Li knew how much effort Taoyao put into it.
Tao Yao greeted everyone to sit down, Zhuge Qing was familiar with the road, Tang Wan had long awakened the beast in his body, Yun Baibai's well-behaved attracted Tao Yao's attention, while the trembling black cat was already numb.
"Xiao Li, has Joan of Arc found her friend?"
At the dinner table, Taoyao asked a question that made Zhou Li, who was using his chopsticks with great interest, freeze up.
At the city gate of Taiying, Xu Teda stared blankly into the distance.
The moment he laughed with relief, a two-meter-tall knight zombie plopped down next to him. He looked at the setting sun, beat his arms on the ground, and said desperately:
"I haven't gotten in the car yet!!!!" (End of Chapter)
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