Bring some shock to the world of cultivating immortals

Looking at the sign "Zhou Li and Tang Wan are not allowed to enter" at the entrance of Taixue, Zhou Li and Tang Wan fell into deep thought for a long time.

Turning their heads, they looked at Bai Gou who walked to the door of Taixue with his head held high, kicked the door open, and then kicked the door back with his back foot. The two fell into deep thought again.

"So dogs can go in, right?"

Zhou Li pointed at the dog, his expression twisted.

"Zhou Li, please repent."

Tang Wan said sadly, as if a saint were alive.

"What a comparison."

Simple bad breath, ultimate enjoyment. Zhou Li didn't hesitate, he directly picked up Tang Wan and kicked open the gate of Taixue.

Then he was blasted away by the Explosive Talisman.

Looking at the imperial student who was dragged over by Zhou Li out of nowhere to be the scapegoat, Tang Wan's face turned several degrees pale at this time. She has no doubt that as long as she still has spiritual energy and her body is still resistant to falling, the black coal lying on the ground smoking is probably her.

Zhou Li treats everyone equally, which is amazing.

"Zhou...Zhou Li?"

Just when Zhou Li was preparing to enter Taixue as usual, the black coal on the ground actually spoke and accurately called Zhou Li's name.

well? Are there any acquaintances in Taixue?

Looking at the acquaintances on the ground, Zhou Li and Tang Wan approached them curiously. Zhou Li leaned down and asked, "Brother, what is your surname?"

"You...don't recognize me?"

the acquaintance asked in disbelief.

Looking at Brother Coal in front of him who was darker than the soles of the old scholar's shoes, after a long silence, Zhou Li covered his face and said helplessly:

"Brother, I believe you when you say you are a prisoner who just crashed."

?

It was obvious that Zhou Li had started making his bad jokes again that no one could understand. After a brief silence, this guy shouted unwillingly: "I am Wang Hui! Wang Hui from the Li Zi Class!"

"?"

Zhou Li put on an expression as if he was talking about something, tilted his mouth, and said in confusion: "I don't know what Li Ziban is, I only know the truth~~~"

Then, Zhou Li directly picked up Tang Wan who was standing beside him, and then fled from here at a very fast speed.

"?"

On the way, Tang Wan asked with some confusion: "Lao Zhou, why don't you continue chatting? Why do I feel like we have met this person before?"

"nonsense."

Zhou Li said angrily: "How can I get someone I don't know to come over to fight the thunder?"

"You know him?"

Tang Wan said in shock.

"When we disbanded the Li Zi class before, he was the one who cried more miserably than the one who was hanged and broken."

Zhou Li walked on the field and said, "Yunshen's Tianzi No. 1 Big Licking Dog, have you forgotten?"

Looking at Tang Wan's extremely pure expression, Zhou Li nodded after a brief silence.

"Okay, I knew you couldn't remember."

Taixue is very big, as big as a small tribe. Taixue is also very small, so small that everyone knows each other, and it’s like a big, happy family. Looking at the gratifyingly growing seedlings, Zhou Li couldn't help but sigh: "Hey, you said that we have been studying at the Imperial Academy for several years, let alone whether we have gained fame or fortune, you only talk about our skills in hoeing and farming. The posture is enough to support yourself after dropping out of school. The old scholar really has two brushes. He can't help but go home and farm every day. It turns out that he has made the way out clear. "

"Aren't you stupid? If it wasn't for the fucking credits, who would be picking shit out of the fields every day? Let me see that dog..."

The expression of the imperial student who raised his head gradually became frightened. Soon, his face suddenly turned grim and he said loudly: "If you only want to benefit the country, how can you avoid it because of misfortunes and blessings? Senior Zhou, your teachings have always been in my heart. , I’m going to work hard now until dawn!”

Looking at the students who were running away, Zhou Li touched his chin and asked after hesitating for a moment: "Old Tang, am I so scary?"

"You see a piece of exploding shit on the street, are you scared?"

"Fear."

"Isn't that okay?"

"Also...wait?"

What is a surprise?
For some people, a dazzling light suddenly appears in their calm life, which is a surprise. But for others, a period of peace and tranquility will also be a surprise.

Just like Xu Teda, who suffered many disasters, and Poland, who has no troubles, the absence of disasters is the biggest surprise.

besides···
"Life is so wonderful without that whelp."

Stretching out without scruples, the old scholar swayed his arms and lay on the lounge chair, enjoying the comfort brought by the warm winter sun.

The reading sounds of Taixue are loud and the sunshine is very warm. For the old scholar, the beauty of life is nothing more than this. I picked up a cup of hot tea, drank it in one gulp, and then breathed a sigh of relief.

Oh~ cool!
Standing up slowly, looking at the garden that he had carefully cared for, and the loud sound of reading in the Taixue, the old scholar who owned two flower fields stood stroking his beard, closing his eyes, enjoying everything.

When he reached the door of the garden, the old scholar opened his arms and opened the door with joy. He saw two sunflowers smiling as brightly as dogs at the door.

boom! ! ! !

The garden door was slammed shut in an instant with a huge force. The old scholar still kept his smile, but his hands holding the door handle tightly had veins.

If you read it wrong, you must have seen it wrong.

Taking a deep breath and exhaling it slowly, the old scholar slowly opened the door.

Looking at Tang Wan, who stood on the ground with one hand and showed "This is street dance", and Zhou Li, who was holding a dagger and prepared to show "This is street martial arts", the old scholar fell silent.

"So, it's solved?"

asked the old scholar.

"It's done."

Zhou Li nodded and said, "Congratulations, you are now the most rubbish among the Imperial Academy's sacrificial wine."

Visible to the naked eye, a huge question mark appeared on the old scholar's forehead, "Tell me, if you don't understand today, see if you can walk out of this door standing upright."

Hearing this, Zhou Li sneered and said:

"Liu Gong is now the King of Han."

A moment later, Zhou Li, who was lying on the ground with his swollen face, shouted unwillingly: "Old Deng, I have explained to you that the Liu Gong family is now the upright King of Han, even though they are better than you, why are you still fighting? I?"

The old scholar was speechless. He just looked at Tang Wan and pointed at Zhou Li on the ground. The threat was self-evident.

Tang Wan, who was directly on the rails, said calmly: "The thing is like this, because of Qianyun's problem, the King of Han committed a great evil. In order to solve the great evil, Zhou Li chose to let Liu Gong become the King of Han. Everyone is happy."

"?"

After a moment, Yun Baibai, who was called over, fell into a brief silence as he looked at the duo stacked on top of each other on the floor. Soon, Yun Baibai, who had long been accustomed to this, looked at the old scholar and began to explain slowly. (End of chapter)