Bring some shock to the world of cultivating immortals

On the official road, the carriage was swaying, and a few yellow and brown horses weakly pulled the carriage forward slowly on this flat continent.

Tang Wan was as listless as the horse outside the carriage. On the one hand, she was tired from the quarrel. On the other hand, it was the weakness caused by her physical deficiency that gave her a mysterious disease in the Ming Dynasty.

Motion sickness.

"With kidney deficiency, I always feel soreness in my waist and legs after exertion. Is it because the kidneys are overdrawn?"

Zhou Li noticed the half-dead Tang Wan. After caring about Tang Wan in a disgusting tone, he leaned over and gave him a pill bottle, "Here's a kidney treasure!"

Tang Wan took it and poured it into his mouth without looking at it. After chewing for a moment and swallowing hard, Tang Wan looked at Zhou Li and burped anise-flavored with a resentful look on his face.

"I go."

Zhou Li quickly opened the mortise and tenon window of the carriage, fanned it twice and let it out, "Are you so incompetent?"

"Don't feed me star anise pills."

Tang Wan said helplessly.

"Then tell me if your motion sickness is getting better."

"Huh? Does this have anything to do with my motion sickness?"

Tang Wan said in surprise.

"I feel like our conversation has become disgustingly unproductive."

Zhou Li said numbly. He was too lazy to continue exchanging nonsense with Tang Wan. Instead, he turned his head and said to Zhuge Qing, who was playing with the shadow stones on the side: "Taoist Master, are there any good-looking shadow stones? Give me two."

"good-looking?"

The Taoist Master thought for a while, then took out a picture stone and handed it to Zhou Li, saying, "I quite like this. By the way, Mr. Zhou, I have made a new discovery recently."

"what?"

Zhou Li took the image stone and started playing with it.

“I discovered that if the image stone is cut into circular slices, and a small circle is cut out in the center, the spirit energy inside the image stone can automatically flow, the image can be played, and each paragraph can be accurately separated. Good connection from top to bottom.”

Zhuge Qing's eyes were full of wisdom.

Zhou Li was stunned.

"No, Taoist Priest, you..."

Zhou Li was a little hesitant. He now suspected that in another seven or eight years, it would be possible for Zhuge Qing to directly produce "The Redemption of Zhou Shen Ke", "Zhou Li's Toilet Repair Biography" and "This Brave Man is the Scrap of the World" directly in the Ming Dynasty.

It’s your second uncle’s fault. It seems that I have inadvertently given birth to something extraordinary.

"I'm going to give it a try in a few days, and I'll just split up "Adventures in the Secret Land" to see if I can separate the upper and lower episodes."

"I'm going to take the liberty of asking, what's the title of the last episode?"

""Thousands of heroes in red hoods and tights fight against the beautiful fox demon""

"What's the title of the next episode?"

""The hero is Zhou Li""

"..."

Zhou Li's expression gradually became frantic, but due to his lack of strength, he could only use a burst of awkward laughter to cover up the madness in his heart. He casually clicked on the image stone. When he saw the image of himself being hung from a tree and whipped by an old scholar, he threw the photo stone out of the window as fast as he could in his life.

"Master Zhou."

Zhuge Qing did not blame Zhou Li for his behavior, but said softly: "I have kept in mind the [backup] method you told me before. In addition to the two physical copies, I also have the Ling Qi in Longhu Mountain." Chi Zhong used Lingqi to simulate a copy, which can be transferred at any time. "What the hell is Baidu Netdisk?"
Zhou Li was completely stunned. He sat blankly on the seat of the carriage. For a moment, he felt that a big film and television hand named Zhuge Qing seemed to surround him. He is now a little afraid that one day he will be forced by Zhuge Qing to shoot a video, such as something like "Sister Yuan, I don't want it".

Just when he was stunned, the carriage suddenly shook violently, then almost overturned and stopped in place. Everyone in the car was suddenly shaken and flipped over. Zhou Li and others had practiced cultivation, so they stabilized their bodies and had the time to fish Tang Wan to their side.

Soon, the driver in charge of the carriage opened the door and said with a distressed look on his face:

"Dear guests, the axle of the carriage was accidentally smashed by a stone, and the parts inside are all rotten. Please wait a moment... wait for a while."

"How long will it take?"

One person couldn't help it anymore and said loudly: "I'm in a hurry here. I have to go to Tieling to deliver something. Who is responsible for the time lost?"

"There's nothing I can do, sir. I don't want to do this. I'll deduct wages for not arriving on time. I'm sorry."

The bitter carriage driver nodded and bowed, looking very humble.

Facing Tang Wan's eyes full of condemnation and contempt, Zhou Li smiled calmly, patted her shoulder, and said in a deep voice: "Don't worry, I won't admit it."

?

"No, you've reached the point where you're being harsh?"

Tang Wan said in shock.

"It shouldn't be."

Zhou Li touched his chin and said puzzledly: "The image stone shouldn't be that hard. How could it be?"

While several people were talking, the door of the carriage was suddenly violently torn open. The driver turned his head, and a big hand pressed his shoulder, and he was thrown out of the car. He rolled several times before he stopped, and fell to the ground, moaning continuously.

"Hit...beat...beat, beat, beat, beat..."

Holding a wooden ax and wearing a beard, the tall man crouched into the carriage, stuttered and shouted: "Robbery!"

"What bothers me the most is that these gangs of robbers have no technical skills at all."

Tang Wan complained in a low voice: "Lao Zhou, are you coming or am I coming?"

"Just wait and see what happens."

Zhou Li said calmly.

"Then just have fun."

Tang Wan understood immediately.

After the bearded man walked in, he struck hard, and most of the iron load-bearing pillars on the side were immediately broken. The strength displayed at this time directly frightened the people in the car, especially the group of Beiliang people, who were so frightened that they almost burst into laughter.

"Dududududu, stop fucking laughing! Be serious, you are robbing!"

The man suddenly became anxious after seeing everyone's smiles. He spoke less and even stammered less. He swung the hatchet vigorously and said angrily: "Pay... pay the money, give me the spiritual stones, medicines, and treasures!"

Two thin men came out from behind him, holding bags and walking in with fierce looks on their faces. The bearded man turned his eyes and saw Zhuge Qing and others in the middle of the carriage. In an instant, the man's eyes widened.

"Hey, you two go to rob the wealth first, and I, I, I will go and rob..."

After swallowing the last word, the man walked towards Zhou Li and others with a lustful smile. Soon, he stood next to Zhou Li, looked at Zhuge Qing, and whispered in a greasy and disgusting voice:
"I, I, I haven't seen such a beautiful... beautiful beauty in a long time."

"Come... play with me"

"Little Kitty" (End of Chapter)