Bring some shock to the world of cultivating immortals

Chapter 504 Damn, this is going to happen

Zhou Li has read a novel before, Standard Japanese Toilet Paper. In short, the protagonist is a standard hard-working brave man. After being reborn, he is ready to conquer the world, but he encounters a lot of troubles because of his troubled physique. .

He now feels that he has some resonance with this hard-working brave man in a sense. Whether he was preparing to overthrow everyone, or whether he was suffering from an attack of his work-related physique, he felt a little sympathy for the brave man in the novel.

Damn you, you are so grooved.

This inexplicable side mission is really confusing.

The subconscious swear words awakened the fat memories of the officials nearby. After hearing Zhou Li's words that seemed to insult his family, the official who had been domineering throughout his life straightened his back and said in a solemn tone that was unique to him: "What did you just say? I think you are Tired of living."

The moment he heard these words, Zhou Li's body froze. With Tang Wan beside them, they froze together.

The official thought it was his own identity that calmed the two of them. His face was filled with a proud smile, while the skin on his face was filled with threatening anger. He directly carried the long knife, walked up to Zhou Li, and said in a vicious voice: "Insult the imperial officials, do you know what a crime this is? If I care about you here, you will have to go to prison today. "

"Then what if we don't care?"

Zhou Li asked with a weak expression like a little white sheep.

No, what, how come Zhou Li was trapped by a weak chicken in the first realm.

With a sneer, the official secretly clenched his fist and said softly: "Boy, I'm sorry that you seem to be a newbie and don't understand anything. Remember, when you talk to the official, don't show some filial piety, and don't say anything when your fist falls on you. , that’s what you deserve.”

Isn’t it good that you have the power of Long Yang?
The official shuddered when he saw Zhou Li's appearance. The reason why he came to cheat Zhou Li was because he was riding in an official carriage, the cheapest grade, and he was wearing ordinary clothes. But when Zhou Li held his shoulders, he began to sweat.

Hearing these words, Zhou Li let out a long sigh of relief. It was as refreshing as ice drinks in summer or toilet paper in the toilet, which peels off dead skin as soon as it is torn off.

Seeing Zhou Li's appearance, Zhuge Qing held his forehead and sighed. She finally understood that Zhou Li had restrained himself to the extreme in Beiliang. After all, he had cleaned up everything he could before, and with the support of the old scholar, there were few such pure imbeciles in Beiliang. Away from having fun. Therefore, Zhou Li in Beiliang has actually been suppressing his nature.

"Do not care."

It's fine now, it's all released.

Too pure, brother, this guy is too pure.

Stretching out his hand, under the unclear gaze of the official, Zhou Li put his hand on his shoulder and showed a kind smile. Hot tears fell to the ground, mixed with dust. As if looking at rare treasures, Zhou Li began to look at the officials in front of him with satisfaction.

Thinking of this, Zhuge Qing secretly took out the photo stone and clicked the button on it. Xu Xuan looked confused in her arms. He looked at Zhuge Qing's delicate jawline, and then at Zhou Li, who was smiling a little moved and with tears in his eyes. There was only pure confusion on the cat's face.

What a terrifying grip, this guy is not simple.

And these fiery eyes...
It's over, it's a good thing that Long Yang has a hero in his heart.

The officials were already starting to get a little scared at this time. After all, anyone who knew more these days would know that some of those Ling Qi masters also suffered from Longyang disease due to practicing special skills. The young man in front of me looks handsome and has an average figure, but he has such a strong grip. Could it be that he has practiced the kind of technique that uses his body in exchange for strength?
It’s over, it’s been a serious disaster. "Come on, brother, it's not convenient to talk here. You and I can find a convenient place to talk."

Zhou Li still had that hypocritical and disgusting smile. He gently grabbed the official's shoulders and pressed his dumb points to death. But Zhou Li soon realized. He couldn't find the location of the dumb point, so he could only crack the opponent's shoulder blades so that he couldn't cry out in pain. Just like that, there were new people in the dark alley. .

"Brother, since you are just like a bunch of creatures that I made up, as your creator, I have some sympathy for the time being. Now let's play a little game. I'll test your knowledge. If you answer correctly, I will reattach your shoulder blade and send you away. If you answer all wrong, I will remove your shoulder blade and return you along the original path, how about?"

Not to mention that this official was sweating like rain, he couldn't even sweat anymore. He only felt regret now that he had provoked such a cruel Long Yang evil cultivator.

Can I use my shoulder blade to stuff it in there? Is that human being?

The official's teeth were chattering and his upper teeth were smacking against his lower teeth. He looked very pitiful.

"first question."

Zhou Li took out a piece of white paper from nowhere and asked like a professional host: "How many times has the third young master of the Tang family's beloved wife been resurrected?"

?

You just want to shove my shoulder blades into my groove, right?
"The answer is zero times, because there is no third young master of the Tang family in this world, only the eldest young lady of the Tang family."

Zhou Li announced the correct answer happily, and then said to the official in a disgusting tone: "Children, there will be rewards for answering the following questions correctly, and there will be penalties for answering the wrong questions. Be careful."

The official immediately breathed a sigh of relief, and his originally desperate heart suddenly became relaxed after being pulled back like this. Subconsciously, he was ready to answer Zhou Li's next questions.

"Come, tell me brother, what happened in your city, why don't you let me out of the city?"

Zhou Li asked kindly.

"There are strange things happening in the city... There are so many ghosts appearing in various places in the city. Even the Demon Master is helpless. And the most important thing is that the Anshan County Magistrate was bent over by the ghost. The whole Anshan has been completely controlled by him, and we dare not disobey him, we can only follow him. "

"control?"

Narrowing his eyes, Zhou Li asked: "Is your county magistrate under control?"

"Yep."

Nodding repeatedly, the manager said like he was pouring beans: "Our county magistrate's temperament has changed drastically these days, and his speech has become very strange. Sometimes he can't recognize himself, but he can recognize us clearly. Originally, our county magistrate and Anshan The relationship between the four major families is very good, but since he was possessed by the ghost, he has been targeting the four major families on our side like crazy, and also asked us to prevent fighting with the four major families. Sometimes, he even said, He said his name was not Han Shizhong, he said his name was..."

"Yes, his name is Zhang Mazi!"

(End of this chapter)