Bring some shock to the world of cultivating immortals

Chapter 53
Li Kuan, a rotten trash.

Note that this is not an evaluation given to him by others, nor is it an insult from someone with ulterior motives.

This sentence is Li Kuan's self-introduction.

In the early morning, with the first loud howl of someone's rooster, Li Kuan opened his eyes and started a new wasteful day.There is no Yu beauty serving, and no dog servant shouting "How old is the master today?", only the wife with long hair combing her long hair, showing a beautiful back.

For washing, I used an ordinary iron basin and simple soap, but carefully cleaned every corner of my face.I wiped off the water stains on my face with a cloth towel bought for five copper coins on the roadside, and then took out a simple toothbrush to clean my mouth carefully.

With the help of his virtuous wife, he changed into a somewhat cumbersome bright green official robe, and then wore a black horn around his waist.Although the man's figure is a bit fatter, and his appearance is not as handsome as in previous years, it makes people feel more cordial.

After gently kissing his wife on the cheek, the man straightened his official hat, sat on a somewhat dilapidated carriage, wandered to the county government office, and started a wonderful life of idleness.

"My lord, traces of monsters were found in the fields of Li San's family yesterday."

Facing the yamen servant's report, Li Kuan smiled slightly and said confidently:
"Please help me from Taixuefu."

"Sir, a few days ago, there was a strange phenomenon in the eastern village. Some people wanted to donate the rare white fox. Look..."

Facing the report from another yamen servant, Li Kuan smiled slightly and said with confidence:
"Please save me from the Knowledge Pavilion."

"My lord, the rich businessman who wanted to contract the wilderness in the north of the city has come again. He brought a lot of jewelry and gold in the car. Look..."

Facing the servant with a flattering smile on his face, Li Kuan smiled slightly and said with confidence:
"Drag it on, stick it for [-] rolls, and then ask the audit department to check me. It's best to check for three days and two nights."

Hearing this, two old yamen servants immediately walked out from the side, skillfully lifted up the new yamen servant, dragged him down the county yamen, flying sticks, and told the new yamen servant that his buttocks were red, white, blue, and green. There is a dyeing workshop, which is colorful.

"Okay, is there anything else to report?"

Tore off the paper on the side, Li Kuan, who skillfully wrote the "Confession Letter", looked up at several county offices, then lowered his head, and said while writing:

"If not, please familiarize yourself with the [Beiliang City Patrolling Rules] that I updated yesterday, and then please go your own way."

Hearing this, the county officials skillfully took out a scroll full of text and read it together.

[Beiliang City Patrol Rules No.12 Edition by Li Kuan]

[One: This code applies to new and old yamen servants, yamen servants from other places, seconded yamen servants, and yamen servants who have not signed a government contract.Please strictly abide by this code and keep the content of the code in mind.Please remember, knowing a mistake and making a mistake can lead to disaster]

[Two: The city patrol time of the yamen servants is from [-]:[-] am to [-]:[-] pm every day. During this time, the city patrol personnel must be in groups of two and keep a friendly smile at all times.Please note that during the tour of Beiliang City, apart from this code, the only thing you can trust is Daming Law]

[Three: During the tour of the city, if you see a two-story wooden building with a "Everywhere Connected" plaque, don't talk to anyone around you, and don't make any emotional moves.Keep smiling and pass by calmly]

[Four: If you are approached by someone near Nowhere, be polite!Be polite!Be polite!Treat the other party as Li Kuan's own father, don't show any disrespect]

[[-]: When passing by Taixue, do not have any curiosity about Taixue.Do "don't look, don't listen, don't speak."But if there is a voice in Taixue calling you, you must respond immediately and ask your colleagues to return to the county office immediately to report]

[Six: When you encounter a beggar, a psychopath, or a naked person, please identify the other person’s identity.If you find that the other party is acting like a spiritual master, please stay away immediately and report it to the county government.If you find that the other person is similar to the special person "Zhou Li", stay away immediately, stay away, stay away! 】

[Seven: If you find a man called "Zhou Li" or "Xiao Li" by others, please keep a distance from him immediately, but don't behave strangely, and patrol the city as usual.If the man talks to you, keep smiling and polite, and treat him as Li Kuan's father, don't show any disrespect]

[Eight: When encountering illegal activities such as organizing gambling, group prostitution, and selling Wushi powder, arrest them immediately and report them to the county government.And pay attention to whether Zhou Li appears in the action.If so, stay away]

[Nine: When you see weird plants, don’t touch them, stay away immediately, don’t talk to weird plants, don’t make wishes, and you’re not allowed to try to **** plants with cylindrical mouths, fuck your mother, are you perverts? 】

"Don't look at me, I haven't done it."

After seeing the last item, all the government officials shook their heads, indicating that they would not do such a perverted thing.After confirming these slightly modified rules for patrolling the city, the government officials greeted Li Kuan and began their nervous patrol time.

But for a while, Li Kuan was the only one left in the county office to concentrate on handling the case. After a while, seeing the fluent and beautifully written confession in his hand, Li Kuan nodded in satisfaction.Then he picked up the teacup on the side, rocked the chair lightly, and squinted his eyes half asleep in the summer wind.

However, all the beauty and peace were broken when that token appeared in front of him.

"Jinyiwei?"

Looking at the bronze medal in the hands of the city gate soldiers who were out of breath, Li Kuan woke up suddenly, but he quickly reacted, smiled slightly, and said calmly:
"Since they are Jin Yiwei, let them come in."

If other officials were suddenly checked by Jinyi guards from other places to check the water meter, they would order the lower bunk to leave a hole for the coffin.Because the appearance of the Jinyiwei from other places means that something about you has been discovered. The imperial court was worried that you would be linked with the Jinyiwei from the local area, so they asked the Jinyiwei from other places to come and kill you with a knife.

However, Li Kuan is not afraid, and the reason for not being afraid is very simple.

I'd rather do nothing than make a mistake.

Li Kuan sneered as he looked at the tea in his cup, which was only worth a tael of silver.As a smart person, Li Kuan read the [Abacus Case] ​​file from beginning to end on his first day as magistrate, and he knew it by heart.Later, he left himself the "three no principles".

Don't be greedy, don't do things, don't make mistakes.

As long as he does nothing and is not greedy, he will not make mistakes, and he will not follow his predecessor in the position of magistrate to be made into slices of Fuding meat, which are transparent.

During his tenure, Li Kuan was not greedy for a penny and did nothing, but he never made a mistake.Every day, his life is either compiling and summarizing the city inspection rules, or doing self-examination, or writing a confession in advance.

For Jin Yiwei's review, Li Kuan has absolute confidence.Because Jin Yiwei's investigations are nothing more than corruption, breaking the law, and treason.

Soon, Li Kuan felt unprecedented regret for his decision.

(End of this chapter)