Bring some shock to the world of cultivating immortals

"Oh, you, the one wearing the straw hat."

At the entrance of the splendid lobby, two men dressed as government officials were lazily leaning against the door, holding killing sticks. People passing by didn't dare to raise their heads when they saw these two people, so they all passed by with their heads lowered. Because everyone in Anshan knows that these two seemingly arrogant government officials are the sworn brothers of the current county magistrate Han Shizhong, and they are untouchable characters.

The tall horse bandit who was bored was playing with his killing stick. After a moment, he suddenly saw something, pointed at the people under the big tree not far away, and shouted loudly: "What are you doing? Why are you sneaking around in front of the county government? "

"I?"

The man in the straw hat was stunned for a moment. He took off his straw hat and pointed at himself.

"Yes, just you."

Among them, the tall and thin horse bandit hooked his hand and said to the man in the straw hat: "Come here quickly and ask you for questions."

The man in the straw hat suddenly became a little nervous. He walked up to the horse bandit with messy steps, trembling and asked solemnly: "Master... do you have anything to do with me?"

"Go, pour this stuff on your butt, and let me see if there is a piece of pork sewn on your butt."

A smile appeared on the tall and thin horse bandit's face, and he threw a water bag to the other party. The man in the straw hat was obviously a little stupid, with a dull expression, just like Tang Wan who was very hungry. He took the water bag. Obviously he was humiliated by the horse bandit, but the straw hat man still respectfully took off his pants and started to irrigate his buttocks with the water bag.

The tall and thin man hugged his arms and said cheerfully: "Idiot Bai is a famous idiot in Anshan. It doesn't matter how you tease him. His father died in the mines and his mother died in the melting pot. All you have to do is I’ll give him two rewards, and he’ll even show you how to make white-cut chicken.”

Simple, pure and clear. Different from Hou Jue's complicated and exquisite insults [relatives + organs + random events of genealogy + sexist language + linguistic sexism], Liu Haizhu's insults are so powerful and rough, making people gasp like the endless sea. Not angry.

"Quick, you idiot, you..."

"Brother Qi, this..."

"Apologise to the idiot."

"Do I fuck you?"

"What's this?"

The fat man didn't say much after hearing this. He just looked at the white idiot with some pity, but only a little. He did not stop the horse bandit named Qi, but still watched silently.

The short and fat horse bandit on the side looked at the fool who was concentrating on looking for pork, and said with some worry: "Isn't this bad?"

Turning his head, the man in the straw hat glanced coldly at the short and fat man, and then looked at the tall and thin horse bandit at his feet, covering his face and curling up like a shrimp. He stretched out his hand, pointed at the other person, and said angrily. said angrily:

Ignoring the horse bandit holding the killing stick, Liu Haizhu lifted the tall and thin horse bandit's head and said angrily: "Apologise!"

When the tall and thin man was about to tease the white fool, suddenly, a sound broke through the air from the side. In an instant, the tall and thin man was spinning like a top that had been whipped hard by a copper-headed belt, and fell directly to the ground.

The short and fat man on the side was suddenly shocked. He raised his killing stick, pointed at the man in front of him and shouted: "You dare to attack the horse bandits, are you crazy?!"

"Who?!"

"I am...I am the brother of the county magistrate. How dare you do this to me..."

The tall and thin horse bandit, whose cheeks were bulging like pufferfish, stared and said vaguely: "Who are you and what do you do? Do you want to die?"

"I am a professional mage." He stepped on the bandit's leg bone, Liu Haizhu pointed at him and repeated unceremoniously: "Apologise to the idiot!"

"I don't fucking apologize."

The horse bandit named Qi is also a tough guy and refuses to apologize.

Then Liu Haizhu broke his leg bone.

"I advise you to stay away."

Turning his head, Liu Haizhu pointed at the man holding the killing stick and said harshly: "See, you're not playing the fool. I won't beat you today. Now get out of here to avoid suffering any physical pain!"

The short and fat man was not intimidated by the bangs. After all, although Liu Haizhu was very fast just now, his clothes were too ragged. Wearing yellow leather shoes, cropped trousers, and a torn straw hat, people like this would avoid them on weekdays. It’s not like I’ve never seen such stupid young people before, but in the end they were dealt with by these sworn brothers. .

"Dare you hurt my seventh brother?!"

The pudgy horse bandit was so angry that he rushed forward with his killing stick, but was slapped to the ground by Liu Haizhu.

"what's that."

After kicking the squat man lying on the ground and groaning, Liu Haizhu glanced at him disdainfully, then walked to Bai Fool's side, pulled him up, dusted him, and then let him leave. .

Looking at the splendid county government gate, Liu Haizhu frowned and sighed. Then he walked into the county government office wearing his beggar-like clothes.

What did Mr. Zhou ask me to do?

Walking into the lobby of the government office where cases are usually heard, frowning Liu Haizhu touched his chin and looked around. After a moment, he hissed, suddenly enlightened.

Yes, look for the ledger.

Thinking of this, Liu Haizhu had a headache. On the one hand, he is not very skilled in reading and writing. After all, his master Liu Kuang is a complete father-in-law. On the other hand, he does have a fatal flaw.

What does the ledger look like?
But fortunately, Zhou Li predicted this problem in advance, or in other words, Zhuge Qing had a deep understanding of her third uncle. In order to solve this problem, Zhou Li gave Liu Haizhu a genius idea.

Ledger···
He casually pinned a bad guy to the ground and stomped him unconscious. The cultivator, who had only hair that looked like a cultivator, touched his chin and looked at the countless books in the study. After a moment, he smiled in relief and chose to use the method Zhou Li taught him.

After fiddling with it for a long time, Liu Haizhu squatted on the ground with his back to the study door, a disdainful smile on his face.

"These little brats also want to keep me here?"

He slowly stood up and swept away the non-existent dust on his body. Liu Haizhu stood upright, with his back to the crowd of horse bandits who were watching eagerly, and sneered disdainfully: "Group fight, or one-on-one fight?"

Those people had no intention of talking nonsense with Liu Haizhu. After they realized that Liu Haizhu had discovered them, these people pulled out their long knives in unison, put on their masks, and calmly rushed into the room to chop Li Haizhu to death. Then···

Zhou Li lifted Han Shizhong up, placed it in front of his chest, and forced his head off. He pressed the other person's head and watched the fireworks with him.

Fireworks exploded at Han Shizhong's mansion. (End of chapter)