Bring some shock to the world of cultivating immortals

Zhou Li tried to whistle, but since he couldn't whistle, he could only act awkwardly like a drowned goldfish blowing bubbles.

The Heavenly Master looked at Zhou Li for a while, and after a brief silence, he slowly spoke:
"It's okay, it can be cured."

"No, it healed naturally."

Zhou Li replied subconsciously, and then he saw the "It's really you" expression on the old Heavenly Master's face.

Old man, do you dare to lie to me?

Zhou Li became angry and angry.

if not? Attack the old Celestial Master and then be trampled to death by the Celestial Master?
I'm not M.

After embarrassingly explaining the side effects of the Ox Talisman with an awkward smile, the Master stopped discussing the matter. Soon, several people came to a cave door and stood still.

"This is my paradise, the place where I practice on weekdays."

Pointing to the cave in front of him, the old Heavenly Master said: "On weekdays, I will inquire about immortality here, and I will also invite a few friends to have tea and play chess, or admire chrysanthemums and bamboos."

"The Heavenly Master is so elegant and happy."

Zhao Yun admired it.

Zhuge Qing, who knew that his master liked to drink honey water and regretted playing backgammon with the third uncle who was the worst at the game, was trying to hold back.

The old Heavenly Master stood in front of the door, stretched out his hand, and gently pushed the stone door. In an instant, the stone door slowly opened, revealing the entire cave.

A stone table with a set of chess pieces and two empty cups. The futon was placed on the stone. It seemed that the Master would often meditate in that place. The old Heavenly Master sat on the stone chair and made a gesture, and everyone immediately sat down.

"Zhou Li, Tang Wan, you two should spend a lot of time getting along with my disciple. What do you think of her methods?"

The old Heavenly Master asked.

"Cattle."

"Hang."

"Invincible."

"Every time I want to kneel down and bang them."

"The handsome brother beats his chest."

"Hanging, hanging, hanging."

"Niu Niu Niu."

Under the rainbow farts that the two of them were talking about, Zhuge Qing still maintained an indifferent expression, as if he had long been used to these two things. After a short period of time to adapt, the old scholar said:

"Want to learn?"

"Kowtow now?"

Zhou Li asked.

"Can I knock two more times? Otherwise, I won't feel at ease."

Tang Wan said with a guilty conscience.

"Where are you rolling your mother?"

Zhou Li was shocked, "Then I'll knock more."

"No, this is not popular in the family."

The Heavenly Master was still a little unprepared for these two things. He calmed down and said:

"The minds of you two are already transcendent. It can be said that most of the disciples in my sect do not have your mind. In addition, although my disciples are sometimes naughty, their minds are pure and thorough. If you two do evil things, She will definitely not introduce you two to me. Therefore, I want you two to become my disciples, what do you think?"

"Aren't you going to kowtow and bow?"

Zhou Li asked without hesitation.

"Why don't we fight, otherwise I won't feel at ease."

Tang Wan is still rolling.

"but."

At this time, the old Heavenly Master changed the subject. Zhou Li and Tang Wan looked at each other for an instant, showing a tacit understanding of "Haha, I knew it wasn't that simple" in their eyes.

"Cultivation as an immortal is not easy, not to mention that both of your meridians have been damaged, making it difficult to practice. Therefore, I have specially prepared three questions, three answers, three mentions and three actions for you."

"?"

Zhou Li was stunned, "So many processes?"

"The so-called three questions and three answers means that I ask you three questions and you answer them three times. If your answer is related to me, you have passed this level. Three mentions and three actions means that I make three requests and you do them all. Come and stay.”

The old scholar looked at the two of them and asked meaningfully: "Do you understand?"

"Can I ask, how is the fate of these three questions and three answers defined?" Zhou Li asked.

"I think it's fate."

The Heavenly Master's answer was indeed as expected by Zhou Li.

"it is good."

Zhou Li and Tang Wan nodded to indicate their understanding.

"First question."

Zhang Qingwu picked up the tea cup, poured it into his own cup, took a sip, and asked, "Have you done any evil in your life?"

"Did it."

"Quite a lot."

Zhou Li and Tang Wan answered without hesitation.

"What kind of evil is this?"

Zhang Qingwu asked.

"Smashing people's jobs, tearing down people's walls, stealing answers in exams, throwing hanging whips in the toilet, setting up connections for the master's mother who ended up being a blind date, stealing hair growth potions that caused the master's baldness. Killing Gui Daozi in a cesspool for not paying attention to environmental protection, The son of the prime minister who killed Gou Guo failed to deal with the consequences and implicated many people. Xu Ziyi was tricked in the secret realm and he lost a few of them. The toilet was detonated in the grand building so that the golden snake could not go to the toilet. And..."

"stop."

Seeing that Zhou Li was not finished, Master Tian quickly stopped, "Okay, I understand."

Get ready to take your medicine.

Xu Xuan and Zhao Yun looked at each other, thinking the same thing.

"What about you?"

The old Heavenly Master looked at Tang Wan and asked.

"Same as above."

Tang Wan said calmly: "By the way, I also administered Niangdiaoquan to my grandfather, and strong laxatives to my father. Now I'm not sure how many mothers I have, but my father will definitely kill me."

The Heavenly Master was silent.

Why are you people so outrageous compared to the world of immortality?

This is a bit too colorful.

"Okay, next is the second question."

The Heavenly Master raised two fingers and asked slowly: "Do you think you are guilty?"

"No."

Zhou Liyi shrugged, "I don't think so."

"Same as above."

Tang Wan made the same gesture and said calmly: "I am not guilty."

Sin is sin and evil is evil.

The Heavenly Master couldn't tell whether he was satisfied or disappointed. He just nodded speciously and said, "The third question."

"Why are you cultivating immortality?"

coming.

Zhuge Qing's heart trembled at this moment. She knew that Zhou and Li might be able to pass the previous questions smoothly, but this question was really the most important question.

Why cultivate immortality?

There are tens of thousands of people who are cultivators of immortality in this world, but only a few of them can be calm and composed when asked this question.

In fact, when the old scholar started asking three questions and three answers, Zhou Li and Tang Wan lost the ability to lie. Now they are actually in a state of answering questions. In other words, neither Zhou Li nor Tang Wan can "modify" their words. What they say now are their most true and heartfelt thoughts.

"I···"

After a brief silence, Tang Wan said slowly: "In order to prevent Lao Zhou from tying up his life because of me, I don't want to make this idiot feel guilty. Also, I don't want to have to eat soft food all the time. If I have the chance, I will I want to marry Qianyun openly and let her have a wedding banquet in Ming Dynasty."

"It seems like it's just selfish desires, but in fact it's true to one's heart, and it's affectionate and intentional."

The Heavenly Master looked at Tang Wan with a hint of appreciation in his eyes, and then he looked at Zhou Li beside him.

"I think···"

After a brief pause, Zhou Li suddenly raised his head and said resolutely and forcefully:

"Give the world of immortality a bit of a shock." (End of this chapter)