Bring some shock to the world of cultivating immortals
Chapter 583 It's Really OK
That won't work
That’s right, Tang Cen’s martial arts technique is called “That won’t work”.
If Zhou Li's "Save Laozi" is an abstract living fossil in the world of immortal cultivation, then "That's Not OK" is a fairy product in the abstract world.
Judging from the naming method, "Save me" literally means someone comes to save me. And "That won't work" means...
Alas, not really.
The person who created this practice is not a person called "no" or a person called "that".
The person who created this technique is an ordinary cultivator. He doesn't have any hobbies in his daily life, he just likes to do one thing.
To argue.
What this guy likes to do most is to comment on others when they do something or make a decision. For example, if someone says he wants to eat chili fried rice, he will directly say "No, you have to eat chili rice, otherwise it won't work." If you think Yun Baibai can win, he will say "No, I don't think he is as good as Yuan Shen."
In a society ruled by law, this kind of person would at most be isolated and killed. But this is the world of immortal cultivation, if you provoke him, he will hit you with a hammer and then bury you in a pit. Because this guy loves to argue, and likes to say "Oh, I got impatient" after arguing, this person has made countless enemies in the world of immortal cultivation and is notorious.
Arguing is life, but if you die, there is no life. Therefore, this man gradually transformed himself through countless escapes and beatings. Finally, he combined his career achievements with his unique talent and cultivated a magical spiritual method.
That won't work
That won't work. The function of this spiritual method is very simple, that is, control, extreme control. As long as the opponent wants to do something, you react quickly enough, and after using this spiritual method, the opponent's action will be sealed instantly, and he can only change an action.
For example, just now the King of Han stabbed Tang Cen with a sword, and Tang Cen used this magic formula. He shouted "Use a sword? That won't work", and then the King of Han could no longer use the sword.
This is a bit like saying what you want to say, but there is still a huge difference in essence. For example, this spiritual method has a hard requirement, that is, the user must be stronger than the opponent in some sense, and it consumes a lot of immortal energy. If Tang Cen did not have the seventh level of immortal energy at this time, he might not be able to use this spiritual method at all. Even if he uses it, he must say it in full, and also imagine the scene in his mind where the opponent does not use the sword.
But this means nothing to Tang Cen, the god of painting.
He can even draw a book, so he can't imagine you not holding a sword?
Originally, the old Taoist priest just wanted Tang Cen to try out this spiritual method. But he didn't expect that trying out this spiritual method would also bring out another power hidden in Tang Cen's body.
Dragon spirit.
It sounds very childish, it is very childish when written, and Zhou Li will laugh at it for a whole year if she says it out loud. But there is no way, when Tang Cen accidentally merged with the jade seal, she obtained part of the dragon energy in the jade seal. During that period, although she could not feel it, her body was indeed transformed by the dragon energy. When Tang Cen chose to give up everything to save Zhou Li, the dragon energy also recognized him, and the departure of the jade seal only took away her spiritual energy.
There is still dragon energy in her body.
Therefore, the original "That's Not OK" was just a spiritual method with a bit of fun, but it became a perfect match for Tang Cen who possessed the dragon energy. It can be said that if Tang Cen did not have the dragon energy, this spiritual method would be just a passing one for her. But now...
"Man, I'm invincible."
Turning his head, Tang Cen said to Zhou Li solemnly: "From now on, you can call me dad. I will protect you."
"Are you sick?"
Zhou Li still hadn't recovered from his shock at this time, but he had realized a terrible thing, that is, Old Tang, who had fought him to a draw countless times and was even once suppressed by him, could beat him overnight.
No, I'm doing market trading.
I'd rather die.
"Qianyun."
Ignoring the King of Han who was slowly getting up and had already completely decided to kill him, Tang Cen looked at Xiao Qianyun who was standing there blankly, not knowing what had happened, and smiled with a nostalgic look.
"Enjoy the past that I miss every day." Tang Wan woke up the moment the words fell.
"Is it true that I was shown affection twice for no apparent reason?"
Xu Xuan felt like he was kicked again.
"real."
Zhuge Qing nodded heavily. She had calculated Yun Baibai's marriage fate once before, and she also calculated one for herself.
Anyway, the result was beyond her words.
“Can I pass this?”
Tang Wan looked at the old Taoist priest with some hesitation.
The old Taoist nodded solemnly, "Okay, you pass."
Zhou Li and Tang Wan's emotions at this time were surprisingly consistent. They did not feel the excitement or happiness they should have after passing the old master's test. They were only deeply speechless and indescribably ashamed.
One beat up an old man in his dream, and the other beat up his father-in-law in his dream.
Can this be live streamed?
"I have bad news for you."
Zhou Li patted Tang Wan's shoulder, took a long breath, and sighed, "The Taoist priest recorded it."
"Ugh."
Tang Wan raised her head, tears streaming down her cheeks, "Old Zhou, it feels so good to go to the toilet standing up."
"Oh, I don't understand you."
Zhou Li, who had never been a woman, shook her head and walked away from Tang Wan.
At this time, Zhuge Qing had fallen into deep self-doubt. It was not that she had never experienced the three questions and three answers and the three mentions and three actions, nor had she seen others do it before. But she had never seen the same kind of these two things, not even anything similar.
Are we in Longhu Mountain really the abstract masters of the world of immortal cultivation?
Zhuge Qing used to think that her sect’s reputation was a little strange and was the result of the jealousy of outsiders. Now, she began to doubt whether there was something wrong with this sect.
And at this moment, the old Taoist priest also spoke.
"Zhou Li, Tang Wan, since you two have already joined our Zhengyi sect, you should choose one person to be your master."
With two thuds, Zhou Li and Tang Wan knelt down before the old Taoist priest.
The old Taoist priest was shocked. He didn't expect these two guys to kneel down so quickly and decisively, without even thinking. Then he quickly reached out and lifted the two guys back to the chair.
"Don't kneel so quickly. You haven't finished talking yet."
The old Taoist sighed, glanced at Tang Wan, and said, "Tang Wan, you will practice the spiritual method "That's Not OK" from now on. The founder of this spiritual method is my third junior brother. From now on, you will be my third junior brother's disciple."
"As for Zhou Li..."
Looking at Zhou Li with a pair of eyes as big as copper bells, the old Taoist priest felt a headache.
Who should be taught this? (End of this chapter)
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