Bring some shock to the world of cultivating immortals

"As long as I beat you to the point where you are three-fifths disabled, there is a one in ten thousand chance that your father will feel sorry for you and choose to give you a drop of his blood to save your life. Then you won't have to fight with your father. Do you understand?!!!!"

Zhou Li roared.

"You just changed two-thirds to three-fifths, don't think I didn't hear you!"

Tang Wan waved her hands wildly, ran madly, and indulged her youth in the sunshine.

She was afraid that if she ran slower, her youth would be crushed by this beast.

In the morning on the Foundry Square, a bunch of tough guys were constantly exercising their bodies, while Zhou Li and Tang Wan were constantly shuttling between them. One wanted to break the other's legs so that he could use a tragic attack to prevent being beaten by the other's father, while the other felt that even if his limbs were broken, he would still be beaten by his father, so the two of them kept chasing and running like cats and mice.

Being pressed to the ground and screaming.

"Brothers, please save her! Please save her! The beasts from other hills are here to beat up your lovely and kind little sister. If you don't save her, she will die!"

Tang Wan struggled and wailed, looking miserable and sad.

The disciples of the Casting Pavilion who passed by just looked at Tang Wan silently. They generally would not stop Zhou Li and Tang Wan from doing such recreational activities that were beneficial to physical exercise. Besides, the Second Elder Wang Siyu was particularly fond of experimenting with new drugs. If Tang Wan was interrupted, she could just send something to him. At that time, some strong men could be saved from being harmed by the Second Elder.

Hey? Is there a dog barking?
The innocent disciples of the Foundry Pavilion who were passing by surrounded a dog that came out of nowhere, completely ignoring the wailing Tang Wan and the grinning Zhou Li.

"Old Zhou, don't do that! Don't do that! My father is an expert in medicine, he will definitely be able to tell that the leg was broken on purpose, and you will end up losing more than you gain!!"

Tang Wan twisted and struggled violently like a maggot.

"Then I won't break your legs on purpose!"

Zhou Li said firmly: "Don't worry, I can do it!"

"I'm afraid because you're good at it!"

Tang Wan twisted and squirmed, going crazy, "Brother, I beg you, you hit me so hard that I'm afraid my father will think I deliberately picked a fight and got beaten to win his sympathy. He has precautions!"

"I wipe?"

Zhou Li was horrified, "Have you used this trick before?"

"Six times."

Tang Wan suddenly had a resolute expression, and said in a deep voice, like a tough girl, "I was discovered five times."

"You are such a fucking rubbish."

Zhou Li let go of Tang Wan with a look of disgust, "This has been discovered five times?"

"If my mother hadn't sincerely broken my bones once, I would have been discovered six times."

Tang Wan sat slumped on the ground and sighed, "There's nothing I can do. My mother's Great Compassionate Vajra Cracking Hand is too powerful. I can't stop it."

"May I ask what sect or school you belong to, ma'am?"

Zhou Li stood in awe.

"Wudang Shaolin."

Tang Wan said in a deep voice.

Zhou Li shook his neck twice, as if he wanted to say something, but in the end it turned into a relieved smile.

Haha, you are worthy of it.

"what is it now?"

Scratching his head, Tang Wan said with a sad face: "So what's going on with the Taoist priest? Why did he suddenly go into seclusion again?"

At first, Zhuge Qing came out of retreat early, and Zhou Li thought he saw hope of surviving in Tang Sect. But after he had a great time playing Plants vs. Zombies, Zhuge Qing suddenly thanked him very seriously and then went into retreat.

In seclusion.

Only Zhou Li, who was confused, was left with the kettle that was pretended to be champagne but was never opened.

After learning that the Taoist priest had suddenly gone into seclusion and could not go with them to Tang Sect, Tang Wan was devastated. She felt that without the Taoist priest by her side to protect her, her father would most likely have his legs smashed by a hammer and then be locked in a cage as a guinea pig.

"What about the Taoist priest?"

Zhou Li asked.

"Break a leg and leave your head outside in a cage as a guinea pig."

Tang Wan answered seriously.

"Isn't that death?"

Zhou Li was shocked.

"whee."

Tang Wan's smile was filled with sadness and familiarity.

"But we have to find a way."

Zhou Li stroked his chin, squatted on a stone pier, and calmly analyzed: "Old Tang, how long will it take for you to be discovered after entering Shu?"

"It depends on whether we are advancing in culture or in martial arts."

Tang Wan squatted on another stone pier and analyzed more calmly: "If we go to Wujin and walk into Shu openly, we should be discovered in one tenth of an incense stick of time."

"You brought a vibrator, didn't you?"

Zhou Li asked unhappily, "What about Wen Jin?"

"We should sneak in secretly and slowly find our way to Tang Sect."

Putting his hand on his neck and rubbing it, Tang Wan said coldly: "We will be beaten to death at the border of Shu."

"?"

A huge question mark appeared on Zhou Li’s forehead.

"if not?"

Shrugging his shoulders, Tang Wan said helplessly, "Brother, my family is the Tang Sect. Do you think the Shu Tang Sect is really the blue silver entanglement and the way to death you mentioned? Those are all rotten, rotten among the rotten. I won't tease you. In terms of cultivation, Longhushan may be the best in the world, but when it comes to stealth, poison making, and hidden weapons, even if you tie up Longhushan, they can't compare to the rats in the gutter in my family."

"Is that how you curse the Tang Sect?"

Zhou Li was a little surprised.

"No, it's a self-proclaimed title."

When it comes to this, Tang Wan would proudly puff out his insignificant chest and say, "Don't you think it fits?"

“It must be a genetic factor.”

The two of them just stared at each other, not knowing what to do. After a long while, the honest man on the side finally couldn't help but said, "Can you two get off my biogas pot? I have to go pick up manure."

Zhou Li and Tang Wan's faces darkened, and then they almost felt like vomiting, and hurriedly left.

So, what to do?
How can I sneak into Tang Sect without being discovered?
"Doraemon, think of a solution quickly." Zhou Li said sadly, "Otherwise I can only consider the crude solution of sewing your lower waist to the upper waist."

"That's pretty rough if you want to deal with me."

Tang Wan waved his hands, grabbed his hair, and said distressedly: "If I knew what to do, I would have gone home a long time ago. Why would I be out there picking up garbage to eat like a stray dog ​​every day? I wish I were disabled now. I want..."

"Wait a moment."

Suddenly, Tang Wan raised his head like a dragon and said with a dragon-like face: "Disabled?"

The Tang Sect has many branches, which are generally divided into three grades: upper, middle, and lower. The lower grade branch is generally composed of disciples who have no talent for cultivation, most of whom are merchants responsible for earning money for the Tang Sect. The middle grade branch is mostly composed of outer disciples and people from the underworld who have joined the Tang Sect. Disciples of the middle grade branch can learn the Tang Sect's hidden weapons and poison methods, but the skills they practice are just ordinary stuff.

When the disciples of the middle-grade branch make contributions, they can be promoted to the upper-grade branch. The upper-grade Tang Sect disciples can learn the upper-grade skills of the Tang Sect, and at the same time enjoy the offerings of the middle and lower grades, as well as extremely rich resources. When a Tang Sect disciple becomes a member of the upper-grade branch, he must change his surname to Tang and live with the surname Tang from then on.

“Then there’s my department.”

In the Dayun four-wheeled vehicle, Tang Wan pointed at himself and said, "Inner sect, there are only two possibilities to join the inner sect. One is to get the top three in the Tang sect exam held every three years, and the other is to have a good father."

"It just so happens that I am not talented, but Dad is a good dad."

People are also hanging people.

Zhou Li knew that Tang Wan was not as relaxed as she said. In fact, when she came to Beiliang Imperial College, she was only a middle-grade branch. The Tang Sect focused on inheritance, but more on practice. Even though Tang Wan had a powerful father, she did not join the inner sect when she was born. She returned home to take the exam in the second year of the Imperial College, and won the first place in the Tang Sect, and was allowed to join the inner sect to practice the Lingyu Jue.

She even had time to open an after-school tutoring class, specifically to teach Tang Sect outer disciples how to get good grades in the exam. Later, because it was too popular, her father banned it in the name of "reducing the burden and stress".

Now her father is personally hosting this extracurricular class.

Now, Zhou Li and Tang Wan are about to head to Chengdu, where the inner gate of the Tang Clan is located.

As the center of Sichuan, Chengdu in the Ming Dynasty was prosperous and developed rapidly. With the addition of the giant Tang Sect, Chengdu has become the leader in the Sichuan region. As one of the top sects in the south, the Tang Sect is also a leader on another level. It can be said that Chengdu and the Tang Sect complement each other and take care of each other.

The straight-line distance from Longhu Mountain to Chengdu is actually about the same as the distance from Nanchuan to Longhu Mountain by bus, but in reality, the winding mountain roads in Sichuan and Shu are a big obstacle. If Emperor Taizu had not renovated the official road, Sichuan and Shu would probably still be the most difficult road in Shu.

There are many villages and towns between Longhu Mountain and Chengdu, and rivers run through many areas, resulting in many mountain roads and waterways. Although there are official roads that can be used freely, it still wastes a lot of time.

Fortunately, Zhou Li had a large truck in his hand, so he could drive many roads as if they were flat ground. However, since he took the test for an automatic transmission car, he could not simulate the wonderful operation of a manual transmission on a mountain road, so he could only drive the car slower to avoid the ending of [Truck crashes and creates a different world even if he is reborn].

After passing a stunned carriage, Zhou Li asked while shifting the gear meaninglessly, "What are the rules for the inner gate of the Tang Sect? For example, outsiders are not allowed to enter?"

"That's not there."

Pinching his chin, Tang Wan sat on the small stool and said, "As an inner sect disciple, I still have some rights. In addition to the five hundred taels of silver and training materials every month, it's not a problem for me to bring my friends home to visit."

"It's just that I'm not an inner disciple anymore."

"You still say that if you don't play in the peak match, you will be demoted?"

Zhou Li was a little stunned.

"No."

Shaking his head, Tang Wan said, "Normally not, I am a special case."

"So what are you now?"

Zhou Li held the steering wheel and asked curiously, "Outer disciple? Or low-rank?"

"I am a prisoner."

Tang Wan said sincerely: "Of course, he is a fugitive now."

After a brief silence, Zhou Li suddenly stepped on the accelerator and said with a ferocious face: "I don't believe that the Tang Sect will not give me a reward for catching a fugitive like you. My hands are numb from having to take the money, right?"

"Collect Ma Zhou brother."

Tang Wan said numbly, "That's enough."

Zhou Li smiled, slowed down, and continued to drive on the winding mountain road. They were now in Jiguanzi Mountain, an ordinary small mountain valley, nothing special, and no bandits. This official road was relatively wide, at least it could allow Dayun cars to pass, but Dayun trucks certainly could not.

After turning a corner, Zhou Li saw a small town not far ahead. He checked the time, confirmed that the sun had not yet set, stopped the car, and said to Tang Wan:
"It's time to walk the aisle."

According to Tang Wan, 90% of the towns and villages in Shuzhong have Tang Clan's spies, including some remote and poor villages. Therefore, if they don't want to expose their whereabouts, they can't drive a large truck or something ostentatious, they can only walk.

So the question is, why do these two things hide their whereabouts?

Time goes back to...

"You guys are going to Tang Sect?"

On the top of Mount Longhu, the old Taoist priest, holding a teacup in his hand, asked calmly, "How do we get there?"

"Big truck turns to walking."

Zhou Li responded.

"Oh?"

The old Taoist priest asked calmly, "Why don't you take the official carriage?"

"You know, Tang Wan had a little conflict with her father. It's normal for father and son to have some conflicts. So we are going to go to the Tang Sect these days to resolve the little conflict between father and son, and get some blood to treat Tang Wan."

Zhou Li answered truthfully, and Tang Wan beside him was extremely well-behaved.

The old Taoist priest must have been disdainful in his heart. He knew what Tang Wan had done. That was no longer a contradiction. It was a tragedy on the level of a toilet explosion during a family reunion. Of course, he remained calm on the surface.

"Then how are you going to convince Tang Wan's father to give you his heart's blood?"

The old Taoist priest asked calmly, "Tang Wan's father is the head of the Tang Sect. If he doesn't want to give it, what can you do to him?"

"Ah, we..."

With an inappropriate shyness flashing across his face, Tang Wan whispered, "We are going to convince my father."

"Oh?"

The old Taoist priest was a little surprised, "You can do this?"

"can."

Tang Wan nodded resolutely and said in a deep voice: "My father has always been afraid of ghosts. As long as the two of us pretend to be ghosts well enough, my father won't have to worry about it."

My dad is nothing to worry about.

These six words gave the old Taoist priest a strong shock. In the midst of the shock, he allowed Zhou Li and Tang Wan to go down the mountain to Tang Sect.

Pretending to be a ghost was the genius idea proposed by Tang Wan.

“So what does this have to do with disability?”

Zhou Li still didn't understand. "Why did you repeat the word disabled, with an expression as if the word disabled gave you some inspiration, and then come to the conclusion that you were pretending to be a ghost?"

"Hey, you don't understand..."

Tang Wan showed a meaningful smile. (End of this chapter)