Bring some shock to the world of cultivating immortals

The red-haired old goat sat on a chair, looking suspiciously at the man in front of him and the timid little deer beside him, and asked doubtfully: "Are you... a ghost?"

"Yes."

Zhou Li, with several streaks of lime powder on his face, held a handkerchief in his hand, looking effeminate and disgusting. He looked at the old goat and said with a firm look in his eyes: "I am a little ghost."

"What the hell is this?"

The old goat was a little confused for a moment, but the other person did have a strong yin energy, and there was also a faint sense of a foxy aura. He didn't say much, but just touched his head and said, "Then you want green grass candy?"

"correct."

Zhou Li nodded and said sincerely: "In my previous life, I was a slave in civil engineering, just waiting for a bite of green grass candy."

"Oh, you're a slave to civil engineering... You're pretty miserable then."

When the old goat heard the word "civil engineering", a pitiful look suddenly appeared in his eyes. "I heard that you still have to move stones and grind them into ash in winter? How miserable! We monsters are not as miserable as you. At least we can choose our own vacations."

Zhou Li did not feel ashamed or sad at the other party's pity, because he was really not a slave to the land, he would only feel the same joy. But he had no way to show it, so he could only smile awkwardly and said, "Old man, can you sell me some candy first? I'm waiting to eat it here."

"Oh, okay, okay, young man, don't be impatient."

The old goat squinted his eyes and said slowly, "How much grass candy do you want?"

"Two pounds?"

Zhou Li asked tentatively.

"Fifty taels of silver."

"I always thought that the 600 taels of radish and ginseng that Tang Wan bought was already the limit, but I didn't expect there would be a master like you."

Zhou Li was immediately filled with awe.

"It's normal. Bartering is popular here. My green grass candy can increase the affinity of plant and tree spiritual energy after eating it, so it's normal to sell it at a higher price."

The old goat stroked his beard and smiled meaningfully, "So if you have something that I like, maybe I can just trade it with you, how about that?"

"What do you want?"

Zhou Li asked.

"You know, I'm an old goat."

Touching his beard, the old goat said calmly: "It is reasonable for the old goat to have some dry eyes, right?"

Fuck you.

There is a feather in the cap link between goats and dry eyes.

"This is a curse, a curse that is almost impossible to break."

The old goat stroked his beard and said, "My dry eyes have troubled me for many years. This curse has caused my eyesight to deteriorate severely, so I need a water spirit treasure to relieve my dry eyes. As long as you can give me a water spirit treasure, no matter what the effect is, I will give you two kilograms of green grass candy. If you don't have..."

The old goat stretched out his hoof and said firmly, "The only one in the ghost market, delicious, delicious, delicious green grass candy, 80 taels per pound, no credit, thank you."

"You have a monopoly?!"

Zhou Li was shocked, "Wasn't it still 82 kilograms just now?"

"correct."

The old goat nodded and said solemnly: "It's a monopoly, are you dissatisfied?"

"I accept it."

With a false smile, Zhou Li rubbed his hands and asked, "Do you really need the water spirit treasure?"

"if not?"

The old goat spread his hands and said, "Only water spirit treasures can make my dry eyes better, and it is best if they have sufficient spiritual energy. Ordinary water spirit treasures cannot relieve dry eyes."

"Oh."

Zhou Li nodded, then took something out of his pocket. He looked at the old goat, and his mouth gradually widened.

"Are you afraid of pigs?"

That day, the ghost market saw the light.

"What's wrong? Goat Man, what's wrong with you?"

In just a few seconds, when the beam of light disappeared, four or five ghosts dressed as officials floated in front of Zhou Li. They surrounded the old goat's stall, pointed their short knives and long swords at Zhou Li, and said fiercely: "You... what kind of ghost are you?"

"Terrier."

Zhou Li reminded kindly.

"What did you do to Goat Man, you little devil? Don't you know he's the Ghost King's friend?!"

One of the ghost officials roared.

"I'm helping him with his dry eyes."

Zhou Li said innocently.

"Whose treatment for dry eyes releases such a long light?"

A ghost officer walked up to Zhou Li impatiently and asked, "You didn't even have a lantern. Did you sneak in?"

"This young friend is really treating my dry eyes."

At this moment, the old goat spoke. He slowly raised his head and said with tears in his eyes: "Okay, okay!"

This sudden change left all the ghosts confused.

At this time, the little deer timidly poked his head out, looked at the ghost officers, and asked in a low voice: "What's wrong with you?"

"Master Jiang Jiang."

When the ghost messengers saw the little deer, they immediately bowed and saluted, then said respectfully: "We saw a beam of light suddenly burst out from the Goat Man, and the spiritual energy was extremely rich. We ran over in a panic, fearing that someone was trying to murder the Goat Man."

"Hey? Grandpa Goat is okay."

The little deer called Jiang Jiang was stunned for a moment and said in surprise: "I think he is very happy."

“Wuwuwuwu… No one… Wuwuwuwuwuwu is trying to murder me.”

The goat man said with snot and tears: "Little friend Geng... is helping me, with treatment, wuwuwuwuwuwuwuwu..."

Is it so effective?

Seeing the old goat's eyes, which were like fountains and had dull eyes due to dry eyes, the ghost officials looked at each other in bewilderment. However, considering the two factors of the old goat and the deer, they did not make it too difficult for Zhou Li. They just told him not to release his spiritual energy at will, and then left. "What a miracle doctor!"

The crying goat gave Zhou Li a thumbs up and said miserably, "I... wuwuwuwuwu... haven't cried like this for how long. This is so useful. I feel like my eyes are full of tears now. You are so great, so great."

While crying, the goat put all the green grass candies on the table into the bag and stuffed them into Zhou Li's hand. He looked at Zhou Li, tears streaming down his face, "Eat, eat more. As long as you come and use this thing to release me more in the future, I will make it for you every day."

Zhou Li glanced at the side. The little deer's eyes were wide open, and his mouth was slightly open. He looked very surprised. He smiled inwardly, then took the candy calmly and said hypocritically, "Don't worry, brother, I'll come often in the future."

"I'm going to go back and have a good cry... wuwuwuwuwu."

The old goat covered his face and said to Zhou Li, “Don’t give Jiang Jiang too much green grass candy. It’s bad for her teeth. Her sister will scold her again if she finds out. Wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.”

After that, the old goat was crying while packing up the things on the stall. Suddenly, he seemed to have got something, wiped his tears and said to Zhou Li: "By the way, I think you are quite interesting. I have something I don't want here. It seems that only you half-human, half-ghost things can use it. I'll throw it to you."

Zhou Li took the thing that the old goat threw to him and was stunned.

Stone beads?
When the three words "stone beads" appear at this time, everyone may be confused as to what on earth they are.

But Zhou Li recognized it.

The Eight-Direction Destiny Spinner looks like an eight-diagram mirror, except that the center is not made of glass or reflective material, but a piece of warm jade. Around the jade, there are eight holes surrounding the jade. Judging from the size, it should be missing a small round bead.

That’s right, the bead that the old goat threw to Zhou Li was the missing part of the Eight Directions Destiny Spinning Machine, which Zhou Li had almost forgotten.

Zhou Li took the bead. The texture of the bead was a strange stone. It felt slightly sticky, but there were no traces on the surface.

It's a bit strange.

After putting away the beads, Zhou Li said goodbye to the old goat. He and the little deer came to an alley where various sundries were piled up. Zhou Li took out a bag full of green grass candy like a thief and handed a handful to the little deer.

The little deer was standing on all four of its hooves, with a lamp on its back, looking at Zhou Li with an innocent face.

"Yes, you have no hands."

Zhou Li scratched his head and said in distress: "What should I do?"

Xiaolu was also a little confused at this time, but looking at the fragrant grass candy, she was unwilling to give up. After a moment, she gritted her teeth and said, "Come with me, I will take you to my nest."

Oh my, you are more pure than Ding Zhen.

Zhou Li didn't expect that his lollipop abduction tactic didn't even take the second step, and the little deer went all automatic. Faced with this unexpected surprise, Zhou Li directly...
"Okay."

Zhou Li's eyes were clear and he said innocently, "I'll help you put it down."

Just like that, Zhou Li and Xiaolu were ready to go to Xiaolu's den. But the problem was that just as they turned around and were about to leave the alley, two tall stone men covered with moss stood at the entrance of the alley.

"Hand it over."

One of the stone men looked at Zhou Li. His two-meter-tall figure was not very majestic, but it gave off a strong sense of oppression. He stared at Zhou Li with his small eyes and said in a deep voice, "Give us back our holy relic."

"Holy object?"

Zhou Li was stunned for a moment, then he took out the small stone bead and asked, "What is this thing?"

"Give it back to us!"

When the stone man saw the bead, he immediately became excited and shouted in a muffled voice: "That is the sacred object of our sticky tribe. You, should not hold it!"

"The sticky family."

Zhou Li almost laughed out loud, but he paused and asked seriously, "How do you prove that it is your holy object?"

"I don't need proof!"

A stone man stretched out his hand and said viciously: "This is our..."

Just as Zhou Li was about to take out his dagger to start a thrilling carving battle, the deer behind him suddenly had a psychedelic light in his eyes. In a flash, the black bean-like eyes of one of the stone men suddenly turned pink, and he collapsed to the ground with a bang.

"No fights."

The little deer said angrily: "Bad guy, even if you dream, it's a bad dream!"

Then, under Zhou Li's horrified gaze, the little deer charged forward and kicked, smashing the stone man that had not fallen down into pieces. In an instant, the stone man glued his body together, and just as he roared and threw a punch, the little deer dodged skillfully, then kicked with a hoof, and the stone man was shattered again.

At this moment, the other stone man who was under control gradually regained consciousness. He looked at his fellow man who had fallen to the ground and was broken, then looked at the frail little deer and the stunned Zhou Li, and suddenly became furious.

"You despicable human, how dare you attack our warriors!"

"The unfolding of your racial names is even more disgusting than I thought."

Zhou Li was suddenly a little frightened.

The deer's next move made him even more frightened.

The deer bent down and swung its legs, crushing the stone man's legs into powder with its terrifying force. The giant screamed and fell backwards, but the deer took advantage of the situation and kicked him hard.

boom!
The stone man's chest was kicked and broken.

In just a few tens of seconds, the Kung Fu Deer vividly showed Zhou Li what "powerful bricks flying" meant. The infinite power directly turned the two stone men upside down and finally broke into two pieces. At this time, Zhou Li realized a problem.

The reason why this little deer named Jiang Jiang became Ding Zhen, in addition to her innocent brain, is her terrifying strength and martial arts like a strong magnetic field master, which are her foundation.

Zhou Li had no doubt that if he revealed any thoughts that he shouldn't reveal, the little deer would kick him back to have a heart-to-heart with Meng Po.

Fortunately, I didn't lose my mind and try to rob her.

Zhou Li was extremely grateful at this moment, grateful that he saw that the little deer was easy to fool and did not choose to grab it directly. Otherwise, he might be the one lying on the ground.

"What happened?"

Just like classic characters, these ghost messengers always appear when they are least useful. When Xiaolu cleanly dealt with the two stone men, the familiar ghost messengers came back. They looked at the angry Xiaolu and the dazed Zhou Li, and said angrily: "Master Xiaolu, did this little ghost bully you?"

"Ah I?"

Zhou Li pointed at himself and asked dully, "Do you think I am her match?"

Xiaolu came back to her senses at this time. She suddenly became shy from the ferocious look. She hid behind Zhou Li, shook her head, and said carefully: "No, no, he didn't bully me. It was these two bad guys who insisted on stealing our things and even resorted to violence. It was too much~"

Xiaolu, you talk so well, I love you~
After hearing Jiang Jiang's explanation, the ghost officials believed that Zhou Li was not bullying Xiaolu. They looked at the stone man fragments on the ground and said fiercely, "Damn it, it dared to touch the Tai Sui Lord and even hurt people in the ghost market. Today, I must imprison its soul and torture it day and night."

"No, that's too cruel."

The little deer poked its head out and said softly, "Send them to hell."

Suddenly, the ghost's expression froze.

You are going too far. (End of this chapter)