Bring some shock to the world of cultivating immortals

“But I don’t think that makes sense.”

Zhou Li shook his head and said seriously, "Although earthworms can be used as bait, corn is more in line with my habits. On the one hand, corn can prevent small fish from disturbing the nest in natural waters. On the other hand, corn can be used as bait or as nest material. You can directly use fresh corn, or use old corn to ferment and soak in wine. There are also corn grits, puffed corn flour, etc. I'll tell you a secret, it's better to use young corn to break it up and make bait. The bait has a light plant smell that grass carp likes very much."

No, shouldn't this kind of serious science be given in a haunted place like this?

Xiaolu's mind was already filled with chillness at this moment, because she still remembered something that Dan Qiusheng had specifically told them before they left.

It is normal to see ghosts on the ghost road, but if there are ghosts that can talk, it is extremely abnormal. Because the ghosts on the ghost road are generally washed away with resentment and thoughts, leaving only a confused soul. This kind of soul has no consciousness, only the memory of the past waiting for a bowl of Meng Po soup.

If such a soul were to speak, there would definitely be something wrong.

"Aren't you afraid?"

Although fear had already occupied his brain at this time, Xiaolu still wanted to remind Zhou Li, remind him of something.

Don't talk to ghosts.

On the ghost road, there are only two ghosts who can talk. One is the ghost king Jiang Li, because she is invincible.

The other one is called Bastard.

A being that sounds harmless but is actually extremely terrifying.

Ghosts on the ghost road are generally harmless souls, with only memories and no abilities. But the ghost road is not completely flat, or in other words, the number of dead people in the world is not fixed. Whenever there is a large-scale war or disaster in the world, the number of ghosts will increase exponentially, and the ghost road will often be blocked. Many ghosts will entangle with each other at the pass of some ghost roads. Over time, these ghosts will merge into one. Because the ghost road is extremely yin, the darkest memories in the hearts of those ghosts will gather together, and the asshole is born.

The bastard was very scary, so scary that even the Ghost King Jiang Li would not easily provoke him. Because even if the Ghost King practiced for a thousand years, he could not resist the frequent disasters and wars in the world, and the number of dead souls had already reached an astronomical figure. And the bastard, who was not very powerful at the beginning, was just an ordinary little evil ghost, and he grew to what he is now.

Millions of heads overlapped, their twisted faces full of all kinds of vicious looks. Greed, jealousy, rage, resentment, arrogance... It was like a collection of all evil and distortion, eating each other, yet supporting each other. They formed a huge, incomprehensible, and beyond human cognition chaotic sphere, floating gently on this road.

Under this horrifying human header, a harmless-looking man's ghost floated beside Zhou Li and Xiao Lu, talking continuously with a snickering smile.

If it is someone who is embarking on this road for the first time, it is easy to be unable to resist and talk to this man, and then he will become part of the asshole.

This is the reason why Danqiu Sheng repeatedly told them before leaving: "Don't respond if a ghost talks to you."

"is it?"

A sinister voice sounded from the side, and a man with a dead look on his face slowly floated to Zhou Li's side and whispered, "Are you really not afraid?"

The deer said nothing and continued walking on the road. In fact, the moment the ghost spoke, the deer realized that something was wrong.

But the problem is that no matter how aware we are, it is absolutely impossible to communicate.

Don't answer, don't answer, don't answer!

She could only pray silently in her heart. Although the bastard was powerful, he was not without loopholes. The bastard existed independently of the three realms. Ordinary people could not directly contact him. He would only send out puppets without purpose to talk to those poor people who strayed into the ghost road. As long as you talked to him, it was equivalent to entering his world. The bastard would devour you and become a part of him.

But Xiaolu couldn't guarantee that Zhou Li wouldn't talk to this jerk, because she was afraid that Zhou Li couldn't help but punch him or curse him.

You must hold back, Mr. Zhou Li!

"Do you know where you are going?"

The bastard said to the little deer, "I know what you want to do and where you are going. The Ghost King is not the only one who rules the Ghost Road. If you beg me, I will naturally show mercy and consider helping you to teach your stupid sister a lesson."

You must hold back, Ms. Deer!

At this moment, Zhou Li's heart was also in turmoil. He was not an idiot, nor was he Tang Wan, whose brain was hollowed out, nor was he Gui Daozi, who didn't even do a background check. Provoking a jerk? He didn't want to die.

But he was worried about the little deer. He was worried that this little deer, who was more real than Ding Zhen, would be deceived by the other party, and that if he said “I am a snow leopard”, everything would be over.

Come on, sister, please don't mess with me.

Zhou Li's palms were full of sweat. He could definitely hold it in, but Xiaolu might not. Because he could feel that every time the male soul spoke, he would have a desire to speak deep in his heart. He could hold it in, but what about Xiaolu?

What if it speaks?
First of all, not to mention that Zhou Li would be sad if a pure and silly roe deer died, just the death of the little deer would completely make Zhou Li lose all chances of defeating the ghost king, which would be a big deal. Because only the little deer knew where those sealed immortal weapons were, and only she knew how to drive them. If the little deer died halfway, Zhou Li could go to the Tang Sect and sing good luck.

How to do?
How to do this?
"You little deer, you clearly knew that this trip would break your sister's Dao heart, but you still did such a thing, how despicable!"

The male soul said again.

The little deer gritted his teeth and said nothing.

"Do you know why a ghost king who is like a god raises a little robe like you? Aren't you curious about the use of the horns you shed on a daily basis?"

The lonely ghost pestered the little deer, chattering non-stop: "You should know that the Ghost King paid countless prices to save you in this state. Don't you want to know why your sister saved you?"

Xiaolu gritted his teeth and said nothing. Zhou Li, who was standing beside him, began to sweat. He was more nervous than Xiaolu and was about to pass out.

Sister, can I kneel down and kowtow to you later? Please don’t reply to him.

Xiaolu was a little dazed at this time. As a spirit that was usually peaceful, Xiaolu had never done such an outrageous thing. Xiaolu usually listened to her sister and always did whatever Jiang Li told her to do. Today, she was so rebellious that she even wanted to break her sister's plan that had been in place for hundreds of years. In addition, the ghost's words were so weird and specious that she was beginning to feel a little overwhelmed.

and···
The heat in her heart and the blankness in her brain were reminding Xiaolu that she had entered an abnormal state.

No, you can't talk.

If you speak, it's all over.

"Why don't you hide?"

The ghost floated in front of the little deer and asked lightly, "Why don't you get out of the way? You still want to know why your sister raised you, right?"

No, I can’t hold on any longer.

No, she can't hold on any longer.

Zhou Li suddenly stopped and sighed.

He knew that Jiang Jiang couldn't hold on any longer. This ghost seemed to have the ability to see through people's hearts, and could make people unable to resist the temptation to talk to him. Zhou Li then realized that those who died at the hands of the bastard were not weak-willed, but could not withstand such torture.

It’s over.

The fawn opened its mouth in despair.

correct!

That's it!

The ghost looked at the fawn expectantly, but in reality, he was still waiting for the chance to catch it all.

If your friend can't hold on any longer, will you just sit back and watch? An outsourced contractor may look like a human or an animal, but inside he has disgusting emotions. Will you just sit back and watch your friend die?
Speak up, and you will be free!
Boom!
There was a muffled sound.

The ghost's eyes were full of astonishment.

The deer was lying on the ground, looking very peaceful. The ghost was stunned as he watched Zhou Li carrying the deer with ease.

Not buddy.

Wait a minute buddy.

"No, you?"

The ghost floated to Zhou Li's side and said in amazement: "That's a strong hit, you really used force."

Zhou Li whistled without saying a word.

"You are so cruel, aren't you afraid that your friend will become stupid?"

The ghost surrounded Zhou Li and refused to give up.

He is already a stupid roe deer, how much stupider can he be?
Zhou Li looked down on him.

"Oh, you are amazing. You can even hold back from talking."

The ghosts surrounded Zhou Li and said in amazement: "Not bad, you are the first person in all these years who can walk here and not talk to me. Others are either begging for mercy or collapsed, but you can still think, and even beat your friend unconscious without saying a word, you are amazing."

Zhou Li farted.

The ghost's expression suddenly changed. "Oh, you even know this trick? You fucking know that old bastard Zhang Qingwu, right?"

Zhou Li's expression changed slightly, but he still didn't say anything.

"Let me think, how should I tell you?"

The ghost held his chin, hesitated for a moment, and suddenly said excitedly: "Yes, let's talk about this."

"Don't you want to know what kind of monster your sister is?"

With just one sentence, Zhou Li's heartbeat suddenly slowed down.

He stood still.

Looking at Zhou Li, who was carrying the deer with a gloomy expression, the ghost laughed.

You may have a hard mind, but you also have a soft side.

Do you think I have no memory of the people who died in the Jingkang Incident?
"Your sister has hidden a lot... She didn't even tell you that she's a monster?"

The jerk floated in front of Zhou Li, bent over, and said with a smile: "You don't even know what price she paid to keep you alive."

Zhou Li’s eyes changed.

"Yes, yes, that's the look!"

Laughing out loud, the asshole said breathlessly, "I'm anxious, I'm anxious! You are really curious! Come, ask me, ask me who your sister is, I will tell you everything. I will tell you how much your beloved sister has hidden from you, how she treats you, ask me!"

Zhou Li lowered his head and sighed. He slowly turned around, put the deer behind him, turned around, and stood up again. He looked at the bastard, his eyes flashing with a hint of ferocity and determination.

Yes, that's right, you want to challenge me and make me tell you those secrets. In the end, a fool like you will become a part of me.

The more ferocious Zhou Li's eyes became, the more excited the bastard became. He could not wait to devour Zhou Li, to devour that stupid roe deer.

Ask me, hit me!

come on!

At this tense moment, Zhou Li moved.

He stretched out his hand, raised his head, bent his fingers slightly, and poked his throat.

Then he spat it out in front of the asshole.

Spitting, no fun.

Make gestures or curse, and you will fall into his trap.

So, if you want to achieve spiritual victory, you have to take an extraordinary path.

I'll fucking spit on you!
Seeing Zhou Li wipe his mouth casually after vomiting, carrying the deer and walking forward, the bastard became anxious.

"No buddy, you're kind of gross."

The asshole floated to Zhou Li and said aggrievedly, "I'm not here to hurt you. I've said so much, but you didn't say a word to me. You farted and spit in front of me. If this were in a novel or a storybook, you would have been scolded for 500 chapters. You're a piece of trash who can't do anything except shit, piss and fart. Can you be a little more friendly?"

Zhou Li's eyes narrowed and he put his hands on his belt, as if if this bastard played another round, he would give the ghost a little shock of human filth.

"Okay, I give up. You're awesome."

The male ghost was so angry that he laughed. He gave up and gave up dealing with Zhou Li. He felt that the name of this bastard was unfair, and this name should be given to Zhou Li. He glanced at Zhou Li with boredom and said:

"You are really smart. It is meaningless to block your ears with my words, and it is useless to cover your mouth. As long as you cater to me with gestures or postures, you will be devoured by me. But you chose such a...unique way, which made me completely lose all interest in you. Okay, you are awesome, I won't provoke you anymore."

Turning around, the asshole shook his head and walked to the side mumbling. Suddenly, he turned around and said something suddenly.

"Hey, that's right!"

Zhou Li still ignored him.

"Amazing, you can even bear this."

Giving Zhou Li a thumbs up on the back, the asshole said cheerfully, "Okay, kid, you're brave. Just consider it as you are the first person in the past hundred years to make it this far, and I'm giving you a special reminder."

"Your sister's current miserable state is closely related to your emperor."

Zhou Li paused for a moment, as if he wanted to turn back, but he said nothing. He carried the deer and walked calmly until he was out of the area covered by human headers.

"Boy, that's fucking awesome."

Muttering to himself, the asshole said softly: "In more than a thousand years, only this one person has walked out. Amazing, really amazing."

"I really don't know whether this kid's heart is made of iron or stone."

Listening to Pidgeot's non-stop "What the heck?" in his mind, Zhou Li turned his head with a serious expression. After confirming that the jerk was really gone, he used his Ultimate Hand to free Pidgeot and Morning Glory.

What a non-stop 3D looping fountain. Asshole, I can't hear a word you say.

Are you stupid? (End of this chapter)