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Chapter 63 Don't Let Zombies Eat Your Head
Chapter 63 Don't Let Zombies Eat Your Head
In fact, everyone didn't see clearly what happened just now, because everything happened too fast and too suddenly.
From their perspective, the zombie rushed forward, the old scholar smiled slightly, and the zombie grabbed the old scholar's hand with its fallen head.
Then?Then the zombie died with a bang, and there was no more.
Seeing the old scholar throwing the zombie's head like a ball, Guo Lingyun, who originally wanted to be rescued by the storm, directly inhaled the tea in the cup to calm his frightened heart.
No, why is this old man so strong?
"As the sacrificial wine of Beiliang City Taixue, it is very reasonable for me to learn a powerful Vajra Palm."
The old pedant kicked the zombie's head onto the shelf, and then said kindly to the crowd: "Everyone in Beiliang Taixue learns martial arts. This is also our educational philosophy."
"Oh, I understand."
Qianhu suddenly realized, and praised: "Only by strengthening the body can we learn better, and practicing martial arts can also protect the country. You can't give up martial arts and self-cultivation because of literature. Self-cultivation is also to cultivate the mind, to be taught, to be taught."
"Do not."
Waving his hand, the old scholar said calmly: "In Taixue, if you don't fight, you can't survive."
"what?"
"Okay, let's get back to business."
The original image of a tireless teacher gradually collapsed, and gradually developed in the direction of destroying others.But the old pedant didn't care at all, he glanced at Zhou Li and asked, "What's wrong with this foreigner?"
Zhou Li looked at Dave who was lying on the ground studying the incomplete garlic, sighed, and replied, "He just didn't figure out a theorem."
Without too much explanation, Zhou Li stepped forward, knelt down, patted the grief-stricken foreigner, and said:
"Foreign plants cannot defeat local zombies, that's normal."
"But···"
Raising his head, Dave frowned, tears flashing in his eyes, "Why do your zombies here avoid the nut wall? Why are your zombies not afraid of garlic?"
Hearing this, Zhou Li fell silent.He already understood what was going on, but it was difficult for him to describe it to Dave for a while.
According to Zhou Li's observation, Dave treated Chinese zombies as foreign zombies.Foreign zombies mostly mutate due to genes or diseases into tireless monsters that live by devouring flesh and blood.He has no consciousness and acts entirely on instinct.
But the zombies in China are different. The zombies in China are caused by the fact that the last resentment has not dissipated, plus the evil spirit possesses them, and finally coexists with the [corpse spirit], and then becomes an evil thing that is immortal, immortal, and reincarnated.Therefore, Chinese zombies are intelligent, they have a Y axis, they can distinguish between left and right, and they are not afraid of garlic.
Except for the one just now, he may have a sensitive mouth.
"Ugh."
Zhou Li sighed, he really didn't want to speak a lot of English, so he explained concisely:
"Do you believe this old man said he'll twist your head off if you keep nagging him?"
"letter."
Dave immediately stopped talking, and stood up straight, swaying with a dazed and silly look.
After seeing Dave being so sensible, Zhou Li looked at the kind-hearted old scholar and said:
"He's sad that his plants didn't come in handy, so he surrenders to you."
"Is this foreigner so humble?"
Scratching his head, the old pedant looked at the blue-glowing corpse at his feet, and said:
"Aren't you wondering how this zombie appeared?"
After hearing the old pedant's question, several people were stunned.At this time, everyone remembered that this zombie appeared without warning, as if it appeared behind Hou Jue out of thin air, which was weird and bizarre.
"Hou Jue, did you give birth?"
Guo Lingyun looked at Hou Jue, frowned and asked, "Are you hiding zombies?"
"I went to the toilet, not a mass grave."
Hou Jue twitched the corner of his mouth weakly, and then said blankly: "But, I don't know why this zombie appeared from behind me."
At this time, Li Kuan, who had been silent all this time, slowly opened his eyes and said hesitantly:
"Let the official interject. In fact, I was sitting next to Mr. Hou at that time. When the zombies appeared, I seemed to see Mr. Hou full of fear and panic. Could this have something to do with it?"
"exactly."
Hou Jue suddenly remembered that because he saw Dave's smile, he thought of the Big Spray Mushroom. When he thought of the Big Spray Mushroom, he recalled the zombie spitting that he saw at that time. Then, that weird feeling of fear spread to him. into his heart.
After that, zombies appear!
Immediately, Hou Jue quickly explained to everyone what happened just now.After listening to what Hou Jue said, the old pedant at the side suddenly fell silent, squinting his eyes slightly, as if thinking of something.
After a long time, the old pedant picked up the teacup, and Zhou Li, who was at the side, poured him a cup of tea directly, showing his dedication to work.After taking a sip of tea, the old scholar asked slowly:
"Hou Jue, let me ask you, what skin is that monk-like zombie you saw at that time?"
"Blue and black skin."
Hou Jue replied truthfully.
"Oh... no wonder."
The old pedant gently put the teacup aside, his eyes congealed slightly, and he said thoughtfully: "It seems that the zombie you encountered is not simple."
"Does Qingheipi have something to say?"
Zhou Li on the side asked subconsciously: "Is it faster to pick cotton? Or can I eat watermelon?"
"Stop making such Kunlun slave jokes."
The old pedant reprimanded Zhou Li angrily, then he looked at Hou Jue and asked, "When you met this zombie, did you find that the other party seemed to be devouring the corpse?"
Hou Jue froze for a moment. After a short thought, he nodded and said:
"The old pedant was right. After the zombie left, I stepped forward and took a look, and found that he had been eating a corpse. At that time, the corpse had been eaten beyond recognition, so I burned it with fire. The corpse was buried in the soil to make a simple grave."
"It's a good job to prevent the corpse from changing."
The old man nodded and said:
"Ordinary zombies eat people, they only suck brains and blood essence, and they don't eat useless flesh and blood. You said that this zombie's skin is blue and black, but it is eating flesh and bones..."
After a short thought, the old man seemed to think of something, picked up the teacup, frowned, and asked slowly:
"When you saw the monster's hands and feet were cold and weak, were you afraid?"
"Yes."
Hou Jue nodded, and said firmly, "But it's not that I'm afraid, it's just that my mind went blank at that time, and my whole body seemed to be frozen in ice. My hands and feet were numb and I couldn't move, but I was really not afraid."
"Yes, not afraid."
Guo Lingyun, who was at the side, was delighted when he heard Hou Jue's hard-spoken words, "It's touching, touching diabetes insipidus."
"Guo Lingyun! I am no longer a royal guard, and you still dare to humiliate me!"
Hou Jue suddenly became furious and started clapping the case.
"I am rank five."
Guo Lingyun stretched out five fingers, and said calmly, "You are a fourth grade."
"I'm just one product away from you. How can you..."
Hou Jue suddenly realized that he was now in the home of an old scholar. It was very disrespectful to be so reckless. He quickly turned around and wanted to apologize to the old scholar. Then he saw the old scholar with an amused look on his face, who seemed to be muttering something to Zhou Li. .
"I bet a tael of silver that Hou Jue can't beat Guo Lingyun."
"Just grab the money and forget it, what a gamble?"
"Then I really stole it?"
"I'll ask Tang Wan to kneel down for you."
"Cough cough."
After noticing the eyes of several other people, the old man coughed lightly, then looked at Hou Jue, and said seriously:
"Green and black skin, devouring flesh and blood, you have burned it with fire, right?"
"correct."
Guo Lingyun on the side nodded and said: "After we killed the demon monk, we chopped off his head and burned his body. This was all done by ourselves, there can be no mistakes."
"Sure enough."
Hearing this, the old scholar let out a long sigh and put the tea cup aside. He looked at Li Kuan, Guo Lingyun and Qian Hu, and said, "Master Li, please summon the government officials and notify the garrison to block the city wall again and set up a gate." post."
"Boy Guo, Your Excellency Qianhu, please call the Jinyi Guards in the city to search secretly and beware of outsiders."
"Zhou Li, go talk to your friend who doesn't accept you at night, it's time to take action."
After saying this, the old scholar casually pulled away Tang Wan's rope and let her fall freely to the ground like a salted fish.He looked at everyone, his expression no longer as relaxed and indifferent as before, replaced by a rare solemnity.
"Guys, we're in trouble."
"Zombies are spreading..."
(End of this chapter)
In fact, everyone didn't see clearly what happened just now, because everything happened too fast and too suddenly.
From their perspective, the zombie rushed forward, the old scholar smiled slightly, and the zombie grabbed the old scholar's hand with its fallen head.
Then?Then the zombie died with a bang, and there was no more.
Seeing the old scholar throwing the zombie's head like a ball, Guo Lingyun, who originally wanted to be rescued by the storm, directly inhaled the tea in the cup to calm his frightened heart.
No, why is this old man so strong?
"As the sacrificial wine of Beiliang City Taixue, it is very reasonable for me to learn a powerful Vajra Palm."
The old pedant kicked the zombie's head onto the shelf, and then said kindly to the crowd: "Everyone in Beiliang Taixue learns martial arts. This is also our educational philosophy."
"Oh, I understand."
Qianhu suddenly realized, and praised: "Only by strengthening the body can we learn better, and practicing martial arts can also protect the country. You can't give up martial arts and self-cultivation because of literature. Self-cultivation is also to cultivate the mind, to be taught, to be taught."
"Do not."
Waving his hand, the old scholar said calmly: "In Taixue, if you don't fight, you can't survive."
"what?"
"Okay, let's get back to business."
The original image of a tireless teacher gradually collapsed, and gradually developed in the direction of destroying others.But the old pedant didn't care at all, he glanced at Zhou Li and asked, "What's wrong with this foreigner?"
Zhou Li looked at Dave who was lying on the ground studying the incomplete garlic, sighed, and replied, "He just didn't figure out a theorem."
Without too much explanation, Zhou Li stepped forward, knelt down, patted the grief-stricken foreigner, and said:
"Foreign plants cannot defeat local zombies, that's normal."
"But···"
Raising his head, Dave frowned, tears flashing in his eyes, "Why do your zombies here avoid the nut wall? Why are your zombies not afraid of garlic?"
Hearing this, Zhou Li fell silent.He already understood what was going on, but it was difficult for him to describe it to Dave for a while.
According to Zhou Li's observation, Dave treated Chinese zombies as foreign zombies.Foreign zombies mostly mutate due to genes or diseases into tireless monsters that live by devouring flesh and blood.He has no consciousness and acts entirely on instinct.
But the zombies in China are different. The zombies in China are caused by the fact that the last resentment has not dissipated, plus the evil spirit possesses them, and finally coexists with the [corpse spirit], and then becomes an evil thing that is immortal, immortal, and reincarnated.Therefore, Chinese zombies are intelligent, they have a Y axis, they can distinguish between left and right, and they are not afraid of garlic.
Except for the one just now, he may have a sensitive mouth.
"Ugh."
Zhou Li sighed, he really didn't want to speak a lot of English, so he explained concisely:
"Do you believe this old man said he'll twist your head off if you keep nagging him?"
"letter."
Dave immediately stopped talking, and stood up straight, swaying with a dazed and silly look.
After seeing Dave being so sensible, Zhou Li looked at the kind-hearted old scholar and said:
"He's sad that his plants didn't come in handy, so he surrenders to you."
"Is this foreigner so humble?"
Scratching his head, the old pedant looked at the blue-glowing corpse at his feet, and said:
"Aren't you wondering how this zombie appeared?"
After hearing the old pedant's question, several people were stunned.At this time, everyone remembered that this zombie appeared without warning, as if it appeared behind Hou Jue out of thin air, which was weird and bizarre.
"Hou Jue, did you give birth?"
Guo Lingyun looked at Hou Jue, frowned and asked, "Are you hiding zombies?"
"I went to the toilet, not a mass grave."
Hou Jue twitched the corner of his mouth weakly, and then said blankly: "But, I don't know why this zombie appeared from behind me."
At this time, Li Kuan, who had been silent all this time, slowly opened his eyes and said hesitantly:
"Let the official interject. In fact, I was sitting next to Mr. Hou at that time. When the zombies appeared, I seemed to see Mr. Hou full of fear and panic. Could this have something to do with it?"
"exactly."
Hou Jue suddenly remembered that because he saw Dave's smile, he thought of the Big Spray Mushroom. When he thought of the Big Spray Mushroom, he recalled the zombie spitting that he saw at that time. Then, that weird feeling of fear spread to him. into his heart.
After that, zombies appear!
Immediately, Hou Jue quickly explained to everyone what happened just now.After listening to what Hou Jue said, the old pedant at the side suddenly fell silent, squinting his eyes slightly, as if thinking of something.
After a long time, the old pedant picked up the teacup, and Zhou Li, who was at the side, poured him a cup of tea directly, showing his dedication to work.After taking a sip of tea, the old scholar asked slowly:
"Hou Jue, let me ask you, what skin is that monk-like zombie you saw at that time?"
"Blue and black skin."
Hou Jue replied truthfully.
"Oh... no wonder."
The old pedant gently put the teacup aside, his eyes congealed slightly, and he said thoughtfully: "It seems that the zombie you encountered is not simple."
"Does Qingheipi have something to say?"
Zhou Li on the side asked subconsciously: "Is it faster to pick cotton? Or can I eat watermelon?"
"Stop making such Kunlun slave jokes."
The old pedant reprimanded Zhou Li angrily, then he looked at Hou Jue and asked, "When you met this zombie, did you find that the other party seemed to be devouring the corpse?"
Hou Jue froze for a moment. After a short thought, he nodded and said:
"The old pedant was right. After the zombie left, I stepped forward and took a look, and found that he had been eating a corpse. At that time, the corpse had been eaten beyond recognition, so I burned it with fire. The corpse was buried in the soil to make a simple grave."
"It's a good job to prevent the corpse from changing."
The old man nodded and said:
"Ordinary zombies eat people, they only suck brains and blood essence, and they don't eat useless flesh and blood. You said that this zombie's skin is blue and black, but it is eating flesh and bones..."
After a short thought, the old man seemed to think of something, picked up the teacup, frowned, and asked slowly:
"When you saw the monster's hands and feet were cold and weak, were you afraid?"
"Yes."
Hou Jue nodded, and said firmly, "But it's not that I'm afraid, it's just that my mind went blank at that time, and my whole body seemed to be frozen in ice. My hands and feet were numb and I couldn't move, but I was really not afraid."
"Yes, not afraid."
Guo Lingyun, who was at the side, was delighted when he heard Hou Jue's hard-spoken words, "It's touching, touching diabetes insipidus."
"Guo Lingyun! I am no longer a royal guard, and you still dare to humiliate me!"
Hou Jue suddenly became furious and started clapping the case.
"I am rank five."
Guo Lingyun stretched out five fingers, and said calmly, "You are a fourth grade."
"I'm just one product away from you. How can you..."
Hou Jue suddenly realized that he was now in the home of an old scholar. It was very disrespectful to be so reckless. He quickly turned around and wanted to apologize to the old scholar. Then he saw the old scholar with an amused look on his face, who seemed to be muttering something to Zhou Li. .
"I bet a tael of silver that Hou Jue can't beat Guo Lingyun."
"Just grab the money and forget it, what a gamble?"
"Then I really stole it?"
"I'll ask Tang Wan to kneel down for you."
"Cough cough."
After noticing the eyes of several other people, the old man coughed lightly, then looked at Hou Jue, and said seriously:
"Green and black skin, devouring flesh and blood, you have burned it with fire, right?"
"correct."
Guo Lingyun on the side nodded and said: "After we killed the demon monk, we chopped off his head and burned his body. This was all done by ourselves, there can be no mistakes."
"Sure enough."
Hearing this, the old scholar let out a long sigh and put the tea cup aside. He looked at Li Kuan, Guo Lingyun and Qian Hu, and said, "Master Li, please summon the government officials and notify the garrison to block the city wall again and set up a gate." post."
"Boy Guo, Your Excellency Qianhu, please call the Jinyi Guards in the city to search secretly and beware of outsiders."
"Zhou Li, go talk to your friend who doesn't accept you at night, it's time to take action."
After saying this, the old scholar casually pulled away Tang Wan's rope and let her fall freely to the ground like a salted fish.He looked at everyone, his expression no longer as relaxed and indifferent as before, replaced by a rare solemnity.
"Guys, we're in trouble."
"Zombies are spreading..."
(End of this chapter)
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