Bring some shock to the world of cultivating immortals

Just like the answer given by Electric Baton many years ago, Zhou Li only had one answer when faced with the difficult question of whether he was a time traveler.

I think I am.

Zhou Li's impression of his previous life was very vague, with only a few fragments. For example, he remembered that he was a super curler, from childhood to adulthood. Until he was hit to death by a truck, he was the pride of the world in everyone's eyes.

The good news is that he has no parents and no relatives. The better news is that he has not paid off his car loan and mortgage. The even better news is that he owes the bank a lot of money and now he doesn't have to pay it back.

Therefore, after being sent to Daming by a truck, Zhou Li felt that this was a chance given to him by God, a chance to change his boring life. You know, in his previous life, when he saw an excavator digging a ditch on the street, he would turn a blind eye and pass by it.

Can most people refuse this?
Zhou Li thinks that this is what makes him so great. Even though he is so crazy that it scares people, and he seems like a ruthless death robot in front of outsiders, he still taught himself to become a super meme kid and a funny guy. After all, for a boring person like him, watching some fun and playing bad memes are one of the few pleasures in his life.

And then more...

He just couldn't remember it.

Zhou Li felt that this was the price of traveling through time, or rather, just a small accident. He remembered very clearly that when he was a baby, he was actually no different from other babies, and his lakuri was also normal. At that time, he did not have many memories of his past life, and he was just a little smarter. It was not until he grew up that he gradually had some impressions of his past life.

Then he became a king of bad memes and a funny guy.

"Fortunately it's not my Taixue life."

Zhou Li rubbed the deer's head and said thankfully: "Otherwise you might feel disappointed, desperate, and hopeless towards humans."

Hey?
"Hey hey hey!!!"

Xiaolu finally came back to her senses. She looked at Zhou Li with dilated pupils and asked dully, "Why are you here?!"

“This is my world.”

Zhou Li shrugged and said as a matter of course: "Of course I will be here."

"your world?"

The little deer didn't understand for a moment.

"Summoning the Yellow Monk is too much of a drain on my spirit."

Zhou Li pointed to his head and said nonchalantly, "He is now unconsciously occupying my body. If I guess correctly, he should be playing with those monsters now."

"occupy···"

The deer murmured softly, then she looked startled and asked loudly: "He took over your body?"

"uh-huh."

Looking at the image of himself punching the boss who had spoken rudely to his mentor, Zhou Li clenched his fist and said, "Great!"

Zhou Li seemed to be watching an insignificant movie, but the little deer beside him was so anxious that he was about to cry, "Zhou Li! Why did you want to transform into that kind of monster?! You will die!"

"If you die, then die."

Shrugging, Zhou Li said calmly: "There is no other way. The talisman is useless, the spiritual energy is almost exhausted, and the plant seeds are almost used up. If I don't summon this bald man in yellow, we will both die."

"Everyone is going to die..."

Xiaolu repeated these words, and then she seemed to realize something, blinked, and asked softly: "What are you going to do?"

"See that place?"

Zhou Li pointed to a patch of yellow sand in the distance, a trace of nostalgia flashed in his eyes, and then he became calm again, "That piece of land is a piece of pure land that my lover left for me. It will come here in a while. You stand on it, understand?"

Hearing this, Xiaolu's eyes flashed with panic, "What about you?"

"Dead." Zhou Li spread his hands. "If I don't die, the yellow-robed monk can't die. If the yellow-robed monk can't die, the yellow-robed monk will have to kill you. If you die, the news won't reach Longhu Mountain, Tang Wan won't be able to rescue you, and everything you do will be in vain. Do you understand?"

"Then why can't you break free from his erosion?!"

The little deer stretched his neck, his face full of confusion, unable to hide his feelings, "You work hard, I will help you, I have dream dust, I have spiritual energy, I can run faster and jump higher, I..."

"Alright~ Even you can't avoid the invasion of the yellow monk. You know better than me whether you can help me deal with him."

Zhou Li smiled and rubbed the deer's head. Looking at the deer in a purple gauze skirt that couldn't move at all, he scratched his head and asked, "Since I'm dead, can you tell me how you, in this half-human, half-deer form..."

"How do you go to the toilet?"

A sentence that was extremely rude turned the little deer's original sadness and pain into extreme speechlessness.

"No, you..."

Xiaolu, who was somewhat infected by Zhou Li, said this subconsciously, and then she suddenly realized a problem.

No, Zhou Li’s condition is not right.

She and Zhou Li had only been together for a short time, sometimes not more than a day. But during that day, Zhou Li's desperate spirit left her dumbfounded. She had never seen such tenacity to dig a hole out of a desperate situation. Even in the most desperate situation, he could still think of an abstract solution with his twisted brain.

How could such a person give up so easily?

"Zhou Li, don't give up, think about your friends and your family!"

Xiaolu was still struggling. She looked at Zhou Li and said sincerely, "If you die, your friends and family will be sad for you. Even for them, you have to work hard!"

"no solution anymore."

Zhou Li waved his hands, squatted on the ground, and said happily: "Only if you are alive, everything I do will be valuable. My friend will survive, and you can help me tell my sister the news, right?"

“We can try hard!”

The little deer gritted his teeth and said loudly: "At least try hard!"

"You know, hard work is the least valuable thing in the world."

Zhou Li patted the deer's head and said earnestly, "Anyone can work hard, including me and the yellow-robed monk. When all my escape routes are blocked, the word 'work hard' will become particularly ridiculous. What I have to do now is to find a way out for you before everything is over, and then let you pass the news of Tang Wan's entrapment to the old Taoist priest in Longhu Mountain. Do you understand?"

"I don't know!"

Suddenly, the deer raised its head sharply and hit Zhou Li hard on the forehead, sending him flying.

Ok? !

Zhou Li quickly got up and looked in surprise at the little deer standing there, shaking with anger.

"Hey, no sister, why are you standing up?"

As Zhou Li's spiritual world, Zhou Li sealed Xiaolu in place to prevent her from causing trouble and refusing to escape. But he never expected that Xiaolu would break through her shackles and stand up.

How can this be?

"Jiang Jiang can't do it by himself."

He was dressed in a Taoist robe, clean and pure, with eyes as clear and cold as jade.

Zhuge Qing gently placed his hand on Zhou Li's shoulder, his voice soft, like a drizzle, "So, I'm here."

Taoist Priest, it is reassuring. (End of this chapter)