Bring some shock to the world of cultivating immortals

Quite abstract.

Ever since Zhou Li saw the deputy leader of the Qingmeiruhua Zombie Support Group, Jeanne, he has had a great prejudice against this support group. After all, it was the first time he saw the deputy leader who couldn't recognize Zhuge Qing himself.

But it's different now.

The prejudice deepened.

It’s fine if your mother, the deputy team leader, can’t even recognize Zhuge Qing, but your team leader can’t even recognize the Taoist priest you’re a fan of. Is there any need for the existence of this team? May I ask.

"Is this also the first time I meet Master Zhuge Qing~~"

Walking at the front of the ghost road, Xiaolu lowered his head and said in a sad voice: "Before, our support group communicated by writing letters and sending pigeons. Only a few people have seen Lord Zhuge Qing, and the rest have imagined Lord Zhuge Qing's appearance through words."

"So what do you imagine a Taoist priest to look like?"

Zhou Li asked curiously.

"Forehead···"

The little deer froze for a moment, then lowered his head and answered in a low voice: "His body is like a huge bell, his face is like drizzling rain, his pair of bare hands are like heavy black iron palms, and the whisk he holds is like the reincarnation of Hongwu. He beat the goblin with his Taoist magic, and his mouth spews mysterious yellow, which makes people tremble with fear."

After hearing this abstract description that even Tang Wan couldn't write, Zhou Li and Zhuge Qing were silent.

"I can guess with my ass which genius wrote this."

Zhou Li let out a long sigh.

"Joan of Arc, really..."

Zhuge Qing was a little amused. Although she knew that she had gained a lot of "followers" for no reason because of her graceful figure when she went down the mountain to exorcise demons and monsters, and she didn't bother to care about those demons and monsters that had never hurt anyone, she didn't expect that in the eyes of these followers, she would be like this. Of course, this was all thanks to Ms. Jeanne, the master of Chinese language. Without her, Zhuge Qing was at least a human being in their eyes.

Maybe a person is still a person.

"Is Taoist Zhuge Zhou Li's master?"

Jiang Jiang stepped on the ground with her little hooves, looking at Zhou Li and Zhuge Qing walking side by side, and asked curiously.

"Yes."

Zhou Li nodded and said as a matter of course: "My beloved teacher."

Is this some kind of minority language constructed from Chinese?
Just as Jiang Jiang was puzzled, Zhuge Qing on the side shook his head and smiled, then tapped Zhou Li on the forehead and said, "Zhou Li is the disciple my master entrusted to me."

?

I can’t even understand it anymore.

Perhaps the Taoist priest also knew that it was difficult to understand why her master entrusted her with his friend as a disciple, so she did not explain further. She just looked into the depths of the ghost road and said, "Jiang Jiang, do you know what your sister wants to do?"

"She only told me that she wanted to rebuild her Tao heart."

Jiang Jiang walked on the ghost road and whispered, "But Grandpa Goat told me that my sister has long been unable to reshape her heart. As a ghost king, she has no chance to ascend to immortality again. She just couldn't give up her obsession and wanted to use her life to prove that what she did back then was right..."

"Then do you know how your sister's heart was shattered?"

Regarding this, not only Zhou Li, but also Zhuge Qing did not know the reason. They did not understand how it was possible for a great lady of the Nine Heavens, an immortal who had attained the Tao and ascended to heaven, to have her heart broken by the head of the Tang Sect so easily?

There really isn't any blue silver grass.

"I... only know roughly."

Xiaolu lowered her eyes. She didn't want to face the past that made her sister become a ghost king. But this critical moment was not the time for her to lose her temper. She could only start to tell the two about the past.

A thousand years ago, the Tang Sect was not as prosperous as it is now. It was still the Eastern Jin Dynasty, and the Tang Sect was just an ordinary small sect. The inner and outer sects of the big and small sects did not even have a prototype. It was just a place where a group of assassins gathered together for warmth.

Until I met that man.

A name that Zhou Li had a lot of complaints about, and he even said he was afraid of being sued. But in the eyes of other Tang Sect members, he was the founder and master of all the hidden weapons in the world. He was also regarded as the ancestor by assassins all over the world and was worshipped in secret.

Tang San.

Although Zhou Li couldn't help laughing out loud after hearing this name, for the Tang Sect, Tang San's value was outrageous because he was the only one in history who had created a perfect weapon by himself.

A thousand twists and turns.

"Stop."

Zhou Li stretched out his hand, made an interrupting gesture, and said, "Let's skip the character introduction and get straight to the point."

Xiaolu coughed, and paused for a moment as if her train of thought had been interrupted. Then, she slowly said, "The Thousand Machines and Hundred Turns was not forged as Tang San said. In fact, it was forged by chance by taking away my sister's divine power and cultivation."

What kind of immortal is Lady of the West?
There may be many answers to this question, but when they are put together, there will only be one answer left.

She is a tech geek.

Yes, tech geek.

Jiu Tian Xuan Nu doesn't like to go out, nor does she like to spread her name to collect incense like other immortals. She only likes to study immortal tools and talismans, hiding in her own mountain day and night to make various immortal tools. Of course, if it were just like this, Jiu Tian Xuan Nu would hardly have such a great reputation. In fact, Jiu Tian Xuan Nu has another activity that will bring her great fame.

Discuss skills.

Most immortals can't be said to look down on mortals, but at least they won't discuss cultivation and weapon refining with mortals. Because in the eyes of immortals, no matter how powerful human weapons are, they can't compare to immortal weapons, so they naturally disdain them.

The Lady of the Nine Heavens is different from other immortals. She is more modest, or in other words, she doesn't look like an immortal at all. Rather than being an immortal, she is more like a silent, taciturn, and highly skilled weapon refiner. She can be happy, sad, and distressed that her weapon is not perfect enough. She also exchanges experiences with other human weapon refiners or exchanges skills.

It is precisely because of this that the Nine Heavens Mysterious Lady's weapon refining skills can be called unique, and most immortals can only dream of it. But just when she felt lonely as a master and there was no one in the world who could exchange weapon refining experiences with her, Tang San appeared.

Later, people only knew that after the competition that day, Jiu Tian Xuan Nu stayed indoors for decades. In the end, Tang San mastered the Thousand Machines and Hundred Turns, making the Tang Sect the number one sect in Shu, and he also became a great master in the weapon refining world. However, Jiu Tian Xuan Nu died quietly, and even her name did not survive. The immortals talked about this, and they all believed that Tang San used dishonorable means to defeat Jiu Tian Xuan Nu, which broke her heart and caused her death.

"Sister once said that if Tang San had defeated her by dishonorable means, she would definitely not have been so shocked and her heart broken."

"So, Tang San must have defeated Sister head-on as a mortal."

"So, it's none of my business."

Tang Wan, who was eating and drinking like crazy, stopped using her chopsticks, looked at Jiang Li, who was wearing a blood-red dress, and said solemnly, "You see, all I do is eat."

"The fact that you can eat all this proves that you have some strength." Looking at the pile of plates next to Tang Wan, Jiang Li's mouth twitched, "A spiritual master of the first level can almost make my cook cry. Little girl, you are not bad either."

"First Realm? You underestimate me."

Seeing this, Tang Wan smiled coldly and stretched out her hand. A thin spirit bean as big as her brain appeared. Holding the thing that was even smaller than the happy bean, Tang Wan proudly said, "I don't even have a realm."

So you were just showing off your eating ability.

Jiang Li smiled without comment, and leaned back in her chair. At this moment, she did not have much of the majesty of a ghost king, but just like an ordinary girl, somewhat dignified and a little spiritual.

"Have you ever seen a thousand machines?"

Jiang Li asked.

"I've seen it and touched it."

Tang Wan stopped eating and answered the other party's question, "Why? You want it? Let me remind you, my life is not worth a penny, let alone a thousand tricks."

"Of course I know."

With the corner of his mouth curled up, Jiang Li said softly: "I have seen how ruthless you are in the Tang Sect. Your life is certainly not worth that much money. But... you are still useful."

"Am I useful?"

Tang Wan was stunned. "Besides being able to eat some leftovers and not waste them, the only use of me is to prepare some pills. Do you need the Spring Love Powder?"

"I'm a ghost."

Jiang Li also answered seriously, "No need."

Tang Wan slowly put down his chopsticks and spoon, stretched out his hands and spread them out.

"Then I'm of no use."

"I really don't know whether to say you are lucky or unlucky."

Sighing, Jiang Li glanced at the pile of plates on the side and said, "The leaders of the Tang Sect are usually selected, which is why you rarely inherit your father's business. But it's a coincidence that your father is a genius who suddenly emerged from Tang San's declining lineage. In other words, you have Tang San's blood in your body."

"Then I don't know how to do Blue and Silver Entanglement either."

Tang Wan said subconsciously, and then she saw Jiang Li silent, and suddenly realized that she had become the shape of Zhou Li's rotten joke.

Damn it, Lao Zhou, you fucking bastard.

Coughing twice to cover up the embarrassment, Tang Wan followed the logic, activated his intelligent brain, and then asked in astonishment: "You want to use me to reincarnate?"

I didn't understand the clichés that only Zhou Li and Tang Wan understood, but I could roughly understand what Tang Wan meant. Jiang Li shook the luminous cup in his hand and said calmly: "Almost, I need you to summon Tang San."

“Ah? Ah? Ah…”

Three, which proved that Tang Wan's brain had reached its limit. She scratched her head and asked blankly, "Is this okay?"

"I am the Ghost King."

These four words proved Jiang Li's confidence. She looked at the bewildered Tang Wan in front of her, sighed, and said softly: "Little girl, I will use your soul and blood to find Tang San. He died that year, but he was not completely dead. I know he must have left something for me to reincarnate. This process may be painful and hurtful to you, but I will do everything I can to save your life."

"Now even if you kill me, I can't do anything about it."

Tang Wan was frank and said directly: "If you say so, it doesn't matter whether I believe it or not. But I want to ask you a question."

After she finished speaking, a jade gourd that had been hidden in her sleeve slipped into her hand. She looked at Jiang Li in front of her and said calmly, "Have you told Zhou Li that you won't kill me?"

"Sure enough, there are seven jade gourds in total."

Narrowing his eyes, Jiang Li took out the bracelet with six jade gourds and said slowly, "You took the initiative to give me everything at the beginning and tried to take off your clothes just to hide this gourd, right?"

“This one is just a fire gourd.”

Tang Wan stretched out his hand and said with a smile: "It's normal that you didn't notice it. The Tang Sect's assassins have all kinds of strange ways to hide things. Don't ask how I hid it. I can only tell you that this thing is very unstable now. Once you use that method, it will blow my body to pieces. We will both lose and it will be unpleasant, right?"

Jiang Li tilted his head noncommittally, and said calmly: "So, what do you want? Let you go?"

"I'm not that stupid. You took the trouble to capture me, so it's unrealistic for me to threaten you with death to let me go. Besides, you didn't kill me, so I can't refuse your honor."

Tang Wan tightly grasped the jade gourd, his expression darkened, and he said, "Don't think about it, that old bastard Zhou Li will definitely come back to save me. I only ask you to swear an oath, swear with your soul that you will not hurt Zhou Li, and don't embarrass him, just teach him a lesson and send him back. He is a direct descendant of Longhu Mountain after all, and no one will be happy if the harmony is damaged. As long as you can swear this oath, I will cooperate with you in any way."

"Oh?"

Hearing this, Jiang Li's eyes seemed to light up, and he asked with a smile, "Are you so confident that he will come to save you?"

"If it was him sitting here, I would save him too."

Tang Wan said calmly, "It doesn't matter what happens to me. At most, I'll just be unlucky. I'm just afraid that he will offend Your Highness the Ghost King, and everyone will be unhappy in the end. One unlucky person is enough. There's no need for two to be unlucky together."

"You do trust him."

Jiang Li didn't say much, but just reached out and flicked Tang Wan's forehead lightly, then took the jade gourd from her hand, "This thing will explode, it's not safe for you to hold it."

Tang Wan's pupils suddenly shrank, and she subconsciously clenched her right hand, but she didn't hold anything. She looked at Jiang Li who was playing with the red jade gourd in front of her, opened her mouth, but gave a weak smile.

"As expected of His Majesty the Ghost King."

"Okay, don't worry about this."

Jiang Li casually put the jade gourd back, waved his hand, and said, "Your friend's lover and I have a history, and I don't want to mess with that old Taoist priest, so I naturally can't hurt him."

Tang Wan immediately breathed a sigh of relief, and his eyes began to clear up.

"but."

Tang Wan's eyes became sharp.

Seeing Tang Wan's expression change so quickly, Jiang Li smiled and said calmly, "I can't just let it go so easily because you threatened me. I am more or less a ghost king, and it is unreasonable for me to be threatened by you so easily."

"So, in the days ahead, you'll have to help me do some things." (End of this chapter)