Bring some shock to the world of cultivating immortals

Tang Wan is a little melancholy now.

She wanted to rush to Zhou Li, give him an uppercut and a spinning kick, and send him flying back to Longhu Mountain. This way, she would not be delayed in having her golden body reshaped by the beautiful, kind, gentle and lovely Ghost King, and Zhou Li would not have to suffer. It was the best of both worlds!
But this idea was just a consolation for herself. On the one hand, Tang Wan didn't believe that there would be such a good thing as pie falling from the sky. Jiang Li was the King of Ghosts, not the King of Charity. There was no reason for her to be so good to her for no reason and not be greedy.

On the other hand, Tang Wan, whose intelligence attribute is now extremely high, came to a conclusion from Jiang Li's words and deeds, that what he was about to encounter might have a far-reaching impact. Otherwise, Jiang Li would not have suddenly returned to the Ghost King's Palace, where he had never lived, and renovated it.

This is not reasonable.

It's like a pig being treated kindly by someone, with hair trimming, hot baths, delicious meals, full-body massages, and a series of other comfortable operations that make you want to stop. Then someone says they won't kill you, they're just keeping you for fun, do you believe it?

Isn't it obvious that we need to eat some good pork?

Tang Wan was lying on the soft bed, surrounded by all kinds of food, which were carefully prepared by the Ghost King's imperial chef. As she ate, her heart was constantly filled with grief and sorrow. For a long time, with her mouth full of food, she sighed for a long time...
Burped.

ate too much.

Tang Wan turned over and began to think. She wondered how long she would have to live like a pig being fed. The purpose of feeding pigs was to eat meat, and pigs would only be slaughtered for meat when they were fat and strong. If she really rebuilt her golden body, learned the method of refining weapons, and had the spiritual energy of the fifth realm, she would most likely be a fat pig placed on a plate, waiting for the order to be put into the oven.

To interfere?

Turning over, Tang Wan lay on his side on the bed, trying to direct the wisdom in his brain into his left hemisphere.

No, if the pigs really resist too strongly, it is not impossible to be slaughtered in advance. It is nothing more than a whole pig banquet turning into a roast suckling pig. It is eaten anyway, who cares if the pigs have any objections.

Therefore, you must find a quantity that will ensure that you don't eat too much and get slaughtered, and that you don't keep being fed and wear out the Ghost King's patience. Then, you have to buy time and find a chance to escape, or...

Lao Zhou, you better be careful.

Tang Wan sighed silently in her heart. She knew Zhou Li and knew that Zhou Li would definitely come back to save her. But this time was different from the past. Their opponent was an almost invincible existence, even more terrifying than Madam Golden Snake.

If the enemies Zhou Li and Tang Wan have encountered so far were divided into a level, the lowest level would be Xu Sheng's group of horse bandits. Zhou Li and Tang Wan could overthrow them all with a little effort, and even feminize their leader in the process.

The stronger ones are high-level monsters like the Black Hand Eagle. To deal with this kind of people, Zhou Li and Tang Wan have to use some tricks or mobilize people. The stronger one is Gui Daozi, who needs Zhou Li and Tang Wan to use their smart little brains to prepare in advance and give the opponent a triple feast of vision, hearing and touch.

Then, there are people like Zhang Suohao and Dead Man Knife who have power and background. Zhou Li has to consider more about this and think carefully about the resources to be consumed and the means to be used.

Lady Golden Snake, Mountain God, and Ancient God Fahai are all extremely powerful opponents, but they all have obvious weaknesses that can be exploited by Zhou Li and Tang Wan.

But Jiang Li is different.

She's invincible.

Madam Jinshe has the King of Han to contain her, the mountain god has the key factor of the body, and the ancient god Fahai accidentally broke into Zhou Li's comfort zone. But Jiang Li is different, she has no weaknesses, her beliefs are particularly firm, and her strength is ridiculously strong.

The title of Ghost King doesn't seem very high-class, so how about changing it?

Lord of the underworld.

Turning over again, trying to spread the wisdom in his mind evenly, Tang Wan's eyes gradually became firm.

No, I have to find a way to solve this dilemma.

He took a deep breath and slowly got off the bed. With a whoosh, the door opened.

Looking at Tang Wan lying upside down on the bed, Jiang Li's brows gradually furrowed.

Oh no, there must be something wrong with this little girl’s brain.

Tang Wan looked at Jiang Li calmly, without any embarrassment at all. She now felt that all her fat wisdom had gathered in her brain, and now she possessed amazing wisdom.

"According to Tang Wan's Intelligence Regression Theorem, she is now likely to think that she possesses astonishing wisdom and will use astonishing actions to disgust everyone."

Crouching at the entrance of the hut, Zhou Li calmly analyzed: "We have to take Tang Wan, the weirdo variable, into account."

"variable?"

Dan Qiusheng sat on the stone chair and asked curiously, "What do you mean?"

"She should be thinking of a way to get along with Jiang Li until I can save her."

Zhou Li stroked his chin, squinted his eyes, and analyzed: "If it were me..."

The toilet can't explode.

Following Jiang Li, Tang Wan's brain was working rapidly.

Put yourself in Zhou Li's shoes. His first reaction would be to make a feint to the east and blow up the toilet to escape. It's not Zhou Li's fault that he always plays with shit and piss. It's mainly because this thing is really useful. After all, if you burn someone's bedroom or kitchen, the other party won't care too much. But if you blow up the toilet, the other party will definitely care.

But the problem is...

Looking at the graceful and beautiful woman in red in front of him, Tang Wan felt a little sad and angry.

Ghosts don’t go to the toilet!
"But given the makeup of the human body, ghosts don't go to the bathroom."

Zhou Li scratched his head and continued to analyze calmly, "Tang Wan is very intelligent now. She should understand that it is a foolish dream to make a feint to the east and attack the west to escape. The only thing she can do is to deal with it or delay time."

How to delay time?

Walking to the furnace that had been modified and had a foot pad added to prevent short people from reaching it, Tang Wan stood aside and continued to think.

"Next, I will teach you the first chapter of the [Forging Heavenly Machine Refining Method]. In the next three days, I need you to master this refining method thoroughly."

Glancing at Tang Wan beside him, Jiang Li said calmly, "Don't think about pretending that you can't learn it. I can see through the degree of integration between your soul and this weapon refining method. If you deliberately delay, I will order the kitchen not to let you eat anything, and at the same time increase the hunger level of your soul."

Spicy balls.

Discovered.

Tang Wan was disheartened, but she still looked calm on the surface, "I won't do that."

"You're still gross."

Sighing, not knowing why a cute girl saying such cute words made him feel sick, Jiang Li turned his head and continued, "Then, you have to eat some stronger ingredients these days to strengthen various parts of your body, understand?"

I have to bear this sin.

Two minutes later, Tang Wan looked at the horrible substance in front of him that was half his size, and asked tremblingly: "No, what, what is this???"

"Evil Dragon Whip."

Jiang Li stretched out his finger, gently placed it in front of Tang Wan's lips, and said gently: "Don't ask, you will have to eat it even if I ask, so why not just eat it."

"Why is there Japanese food here?!"

Tang Wan looked at the dragon whip that was still able to move and almost cried, "I don't eat raw food."

"Japanese food?"

Jiang Li frowned, not quite understanding the meaning of Tang Wan's words, "What? You can't eat?"

"It'll kill people!" Tang Wan pointed at the dragon whip and said in horror, "If you eat this, you'll die!"

"Eighty percent of this dragon whip is spiritual energy."

Sighing, Jiang Li said to the dog in front of him, "Eat it with confidence. This thing will not harm your body. On the contrary, it will make up for the loss of your meridians."

Tang Wan gritted her teeth. She wasn't afraid of the taste, after all, she had eaten tribute fruit covered with lime before. But she was really a little scared of the appearance of this thing. Anyone would be scared if they saw a half-human-sized penis in front of them, not to mention that they had to eat it.

Taking a deep breath, Tang Wan picked up the chopsticks and stretched them out tremblingly.

"However, based on Tang Wan's current abilities, she can't do anything and can only be manipulated by others."

Zhou Li sighed and said helplessly: "I guess even if Tang Wan is asked to eat at a members-only restaurant now, she can't escape."

"Then should we still care about Wan'er?"

Zhuge Qing asked in confusion.

“It’s hard for me to describe it to you.”

Zhou Li touched his chin, hissed, and said, "Based on my understanding of Tang Wan, even if she has no spiritual energy and no props, she can still find an unimaginable way to make big news."

Sitting upright on a chair in the forging room, listening to the footsteps of the Ghost King Jiang Li getting farther and farther away, the wisdom in Tang Wan's eyes began to bloom.

I thought about it.

I should have thought of that earlier.

Taking a deep breath and exhaling slowly, Tang Wan turned his head and looked at the shelves full of rare treasures and various forging materials, and a sinister and vicious smile gradually replaced his face.

Who said I have nothing?

Slowly taking out a mask and putting it on her face, she grabbed her hair and tied it into a bun. Tang Wan rubbed her hands and walked to the shelf and began to pick out the things she would use next.

I also have the "instrument".

"It's likely to be something explosive."

Zhou Li stood up and made a decision. "But it's not certain. I feel that Tang Wan will make some big moves this time."

"What's the big commotion?"

Zhuge Qing asked curiously.

"I'm not sure, but I'm afraid."

Zhou Li frowned. If it was safest to be around Zhou Li when there was danger, and Zhou Li would create danger when there was no danger, then Tang Wan was at the other extreme.

The more favorable the situation is, the worse she becomes. The better the environment is, the worse she becomes. But once she is placed in an extremely bad environment, she will become especially...
distortion.

Zhou Li will never forget how Tang Wan made an almost earth-shattering move in desperation during the final physical fitness test of the Beiliang Taixue Ion Class.

She gave aphrodisiacs to all the monsters and beasts in the back mountain and let them attack the ion class.

Zhou Li was really scared that time.

No one expected that in that infection mode chase, Tang Wan, who survived to the end, was at the end of her rope, with little spiritual energy left, and all the props and food she carried with her were consumed. But in such a desperate situation, she relied on her anti-tracking ability to avoid the other ion class students chasing her, and she made a beastly aphrodisiac according to local conditions and placed it in a drinking place where many wild animals were.

That day, everyone ran very fast, so fast that it was outrageous.

The old scholar also ran away.

Zhou Li also ran away.

Now, Tang Wan has entered a desperate situation. Zhou Li can hardly imagine what kind of shocking and cruel thing Tang Wan will do.

Mixed crystal, blood grass, liquid extraction stone... as well as fusion stone water and replacement flower.

After secretly putting these materials in the box, Tang Wan's eyes gradually became firm. She had found her direction, or rather, she had found out how to "make some noise to divert attention".

Perhaps, the wisdom of mortals will come in handy at some point.

She recalled the miserable words that the woman had shouted to her in that tall building.

It seems I can still be saved.

A sneer appeared on the corner of his mouth. If Zhou Li was here at this moment, he would definitely be terrified.

This look is exactly the same as the one during the beast wave.

"So, there is a high probability that Tang Wan will cause some big trouble in these days."

Zhou Li looked at the downhill road ahead and said in a deep voice: "We can wait for a while, and when Tang Wan makes a big noise, we can take advantage of the chaos and rush in."

"Is it really possible?"

Zhuge Qing frowned and asked, "Is Wan'er really okay? What if she is imprisoned?"

“That shouldn’t happen.”

At this time, Dan Qiusheng on the side added: "It is very likely that Tang Wan will be free. If His Majesty the Ghost King wants Tang San to return to the world, he needs to calm down the Tang Sect descendants you mentioned, otherwise it will be easy to get into trouble."

"this···"

The little deer at the side hesitated and asked, "Can she really do it?"

"Believe me."

Zhou Li trusted Tang Wan 100%. He nodded and said in a deep voice, "Tang Wan is definitely not a pushover."

Jiang Li looked at the spiritual weapon that had taken shape in Tang Wan's hand and nodded with satisfaction.

"I knew you had talent."

Jiang Li glanced at Tang Wan with complicated eyes, breathed a sigh of relief, and said, "Okay, I have arranged everything. I will help you rebuild your golden body in seven days. And you should practice this weapon refining method well these days. You don't need to worry about the loss of materials. Just do whatever you want and don't carry it with you."

Hearing this, Tang Wan nodded very obediently, tilted her head and said cutely: "Okay~"

Jiang Li gritted his teeth, frowned, and sighed after a while with an awkward expression:
"No, it's still gross."

Turning around, Jiang Li left here weakly.

Seven days later?
Turning around, Tang Wan looked at the "waste" in the box next to her, and a cold smile gradually replaced her face. She took out a needle and slowly inserted it into her fingertips.

It is no longer needed. (End of this chapter)