Bring some shock to the world of cultivating immortals
Chapter 645 Haha
Just like that, Zhou Li said weird words, played with weird holes, and did weird infusions, and solved the most terrifying existence in the entire ghost world.
The lava monster is rotten.
It's been played to pieces.
Just like that, the four kings of Ghost Town were defeated. The Kui En group, led by the Sunflower Queen, was beaten by Zhuge Qing, while the Lava Monster, the strongest representative of combat power, was beaten by Zhou Li.
Don't go into it too much, because that will cause problems.
"So, are we going to go to the ghost town next?"
Zhuge Qing stretched his body and asked Zhou Li beside him.
Although the Taoist priest is now extremely powerful and has the ability to observe the future, Zhuge Qing still subconsciously asked Zhou Li. After all, she could only think of a solution to the problem, but Zhou Li didn't need to think about it, he was the solution.
"No, you can't go in directly."
Zhou Li shook his head and said in a deep voice, "We are not sure how big a commotion Tang Wan has made. If we rush in, we will easily be besieged. Even a Taoist priest cannot hold out for long in an environment as dense with ghosts as the Ghost Town."
"So, we have to sneak into the ghost town."
If Tang Wan was here, she would definitely complain with disdain that Zhou Li's stealth was to knock people out and kill them all, or to poison the well and make the whole village angry. But Tang Wan was not here at this time, there was only Ding Zhen's little deer and the Taoist priest who looked like Ding Zhen, so the two of them had no objection to Zhou Li's proposal.
The layout of the hotel in the ghost town is different from that of other places: there is a large L-shaped counter on the street, and hot soup is prepared in the counter to warm up the incense at any time. The working ghosts, after work in the early morning, often spend four bones to buy a bowl of incense wine - this was more than 20 years ago, and now each bowl costs six bones - stand outside the counter, swallow the hot soup and rest;
If you are willing to spend one more cent, you can buy a plate of gold ingots or paper figurines as incense. If you pay more than ten cents, you can buy a meat dish. However, most of these customers are short-lived ghosts and are not so generous. Only ghosts with bodies and clothes can walk into the house next to the store, order wine and food, and sit down to drink slowly.
Mino is the only ghost who can eat incense while standing and has a physical body. He is very petite, with a pale face and beautiful appearance that does not look like a man. A whitish azalea handkerchief is hung around his waist. Although he has a physical body, he is thin and weak, as if he has not grown for more than ten years and has not eaten souls. When he talks to people, he always talks about "Witch Spring", which makes people half-understand. Because his last name is Mi and he is a foreigner, others gave him a nickname, Mino, from the half-understood words in the book of ancient gods, "Oh, Mino is really a degelami".
When Minuo arrived at the store, all the ghosts who drank ghosts looked at him and laughed. Some shouted, "Minuo, you have a new scar on your face!" He did not answer, but said to the counter, "Warm two sticks of incense and make a piece of ghost soap." Then he took out the nine big bones. They deliberately shouted loudly, "You dead Longyang must have stolen someone's yang soul again!"
Mino opened his eyes wide and said, "How can you vilify someone's innocence like this..." "What innocence? I saw you stealing the bitter tea seeds from the He family with my own eyes the day before yesterday, and you were hung up and beaten." Mino's face turned red, and the blue veins on his forehead popped out. He argued, "What I stole was the yang soul! Stealing the yang soul cannot be considered stealing... Stealing bitter tea!... Can a witch's business be considered stealing?" Then there were a series of difficult to understand words, such as "gender is not an obstacle" and "futanari", which made everyone laugh: the store was filled with a happy atmosphere.
Another day, Mino came to the tavern in the ghost town as usual. He stood in front of the U-shaped counter, hesitated, stretched out his hand, and ordered a jar of good souls.
"What? Whose Yang Soul did you steal again?"
The tavern owner glanced at Mino and asked with a smile: "It's not a good thing for you to just steal all day long. If this goes on for a long time, the Ghost King will expel you."
"I don't want to either."
Sighing, Mino lowered his eyes. His beautiful face had a masculine aura that did not belong to him. His red hair made him look like a different ghost from the locals. "But I am a French ghost. I don't understand the customs here. No one burns incense for me on earth, and I don't know anyone in the underworld. Even to get a ghost certificate, the ghost king has to do it himself. You don't allow female ghosts to come to the table, saying that I am an adaptive female ghost and you don't need me to do any work. Alas." "I can't help it."
The boss shrugged and said cheerfully, "Who told you to write a witch on your ghost certificate? Where have we ever seen this gender? The Ghost King set the rules that year and even she herself cannot change them. Who dares to use you?"
"So why is this?"
Puzzled, Mino looked at the incense in his hand and said dejectedly, "Your Majesty the Ghost King is so powerful, why can't he even change the rule that [male ghosts collect incense, female ghosts sharpen incense]? I am neither male nor female and can't work, how can I live?"
"Aren't you going to change places?"
Looking at the genderless ghost in front of him, the boss said, "The Ghost King is not an unreasonable person. If you talk to her, it will be easy for you to leave here, right?"
"Where can I go?"
Sighing, Mino said dejectedly, "I can't go back to France now, and I don't know where to go locally. People outside treat me as a female ghost and want to keep me in a cage. Other ghost-collecting places treat me as a transvestite and don't treat me as a ghost at all. I'm in a dilemma now."
"What shall we do then?"
The boss wiped the incense burner and said boredly, "If all else fails, you can go to Jianggui. I heard they are hiring, but it's a little dangerous."
"Don't go."
Waving his hands, Mino said quickly: "Why would I care about my life? We are just spirits. I can't survive a day facing something like the Lord of Yellow Sand."
"Then you might as well die."
The boss sneered, "You can't do this or that. What are you going to do? Steal other people's incense every day?"
"Then I will make a wish that everyone will become French witches like me, genderless, and mess up the rules of the ghost town."
Mino said so.
"You're being too extreme. Besides, this is impossible."
Waving his hand, the boss smiled and said, "Ghost Town is guarded by His Majesty the Ghost King himself. There are also the Infinite Magic Array and the rules of Ghost Town. Even outsiders must abide by them. Unless you tell me that this person is causing trouble in the Ghost King's Palace under the Ghost King's nose, otherwise, it's impossible."
"Hey, too."
Mino sighed, knowing that his idea was just nonsense. Just when she was about to buy on credit, everything started. (End of this chapter)
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