Bring some shock to the world of cultivating immortals

Chapter 676 I'm here! (Invincible two-in-one -word super spiral chapter hehehe)
Logically speaking, a future husband who did such a lame job as "Hello everyone, today I'll give you something you like to watch" should be squeezed dry, if not have his legs broken. But Ying Yuan understood Zhou Li quite well, and Zhou Li also understood human nature quite well, so he quickly gave an appropriate explanation.

"I mean, is there a possibility?"

"Let them all die."

Well, you are worthy of it.

Between Jiang Li and Meng Po, Zhou Li resolutely chose "peace".

"speak English."

Tang Wan, who was standing by, was also more humane. She knew that everyone disliked the Riddler, so she kicked Zhou Li in the leg and said angrily, "What should we do?"

"One day or another, I will saw off your legs and turn them into Sun Defeng's."

While muttering quietly, Zhou Li clapped his hands and said, "Why don't we think of a way to help Jiang Li become an immortal."

"?"

A huge question mark appeared on her forehead. Ying Yuan lowered her head in fear, her white forehead pressed against Zhou Li. After a moment, she breathed a sigh of relief and whispered, "Fortunately, I'm not really stupid."

"Soon."

Meng Po, who had transformed into a small doll and sat on Zhou Li's shoulder, complained: "If becoming a god was so easy, Jiang Li wouldn't have stayed in the dark ghost world for so long."

"It really is."

Zhou Li laughed, then stretched out his hand and pointed at Jiang Li who was wrestling passionately with Death, and said in a convincing tone, "Look at that Death, is it majestic?"

"You can be evenly matched with his toe cap, and he can open your skull five times in five seconds."

Tang Wan didn't like to give Zhou Li face. She lifted Zhou Li's ankle unhappily and said, "What do you mean you can become a god? Even a soul can't leave the body as fast as you."

"If you say that the soul is activated, I can give you full marks."

After showing a disgusting sense of humor, Zhou Li crossed his arms and said in a deep voice: "Jiang Li became a ghost because her heart was broken. What if she reshapes her heart and gets rid of the shackles of the Ghost King?"

“How to rebuild the heart of Tao?”

Tang Wan asked.

This time, even Ying Yuan was a little curious about what kind of constructive suggestions Zhou Li would put forward.

The doll Meng Po tilted her head and looked at Zhou Li with confusion in her eyes.

"Kill Death."

Zhou Li looked at Meng Po on his shoulder and said in a deep voice, "The best of all worlds."

The shocking degree of this suggestion was no less than when the old German and the old Su Yi were arguing about who was more powerful in the second battle, and the old French said that he could kill them both.

are you crazy?
Among them, the worst one who removed Tang Wan, a living creature that can move, was our Mr. Zhou Li. A fifth-level spiritual contract master, who has not awakened his spirit, and the immortal method he practiced is also the famous man-shaking tactic "Save me". This is like Gojo Satoru discussing how to deal with Sukuna with everyone, and the electric baton said on the side that we can just kill Sukuna and it will be over.

What? You're going to kill Sukuna with your wheelchair?
Now, Zhou Li is like the electric baton that rocks the wheelchair, and he has come up with a creative tactic to kill Sukuna.

Ying Yuan was speechless at this time. She even suspected that Zhou Li's brain was displaced due to running for a long time, and she didn't suspect that he was entertaining everyone.

Because this guy is serious.

"Don't worry, just listen to me."

Looking at the wounded Zhuge Gundam, Zhou Li's eyes flashed with a trace of heartache, and then he said in a deep voice: "Calculate whether Zhuge Gundam, Meng Po, Yuan Shen and Jiang Li can defeat death."

"The probability is extremely low. Also, don't call me Kite God. It sounds weird. Just call me wife."

Ying Yuan shook his head decisively and said calmly: "I am just a clone now, with only one tenth of the power of the original body. This power is not weak, but if I really face the death condensed by the ghost world, one clone is definitely not enough."

"Neither can I."

Meng Po drooped her legs and said helplessly: "My essence is also the ghost world, but if I want to condense a human body, I have to be in the deepest part of the ghost world. Now I am on the surface of the ghost world. Here my other side is more powerful. The death condensed by Him is simply not something I can resist."

Zhou Li smiled confidently. Facing this dilemma, he said in a deep voice, "What about me and Tang Wan?"

"I can't think of any new fifty-fifty sentence patterns. You can figure it out on your own."

Tang Wan said weakly, "You are a waste, and I am the top waste among the wastes. The two of us together can be turned into spring mud by the toe cap of death to protect the flowers. You can make this suggestion. Now I have to consider whether you are a little mentally retarded."

"Do not."

Zhou Li shook his head and said in a deep voice: "I mean, how about forming a real Gundam?"

"So what exactly is a Gundam?"

Meng Po was puzzled.

"It's not enough for one Taoist priest to do it alone."

Zhou Li shook his head and said, "In my plan, Zhuge Gundam is just the first step. If possible, I want to build a real Gundam."

"Don't tell me you're only here to fulfill your dream of forming a crotch."

Tang Wan was alert.

"whee."

"What do you mean by hehe? Hey, wait a minute!"

Soon, after Zhou Li expressed his idea, both Zhuge Qing and Meng Po were shocked, even the little deer who had been standing by to watch and said nothing was stunned.

"Is this possible?"

Meng Po hesitated.

"Don't tell me you can't even unlock the restrictions of the ghost world."

Zhou Li said.

“I can really do this.”

Meng Po sighed, "But..."

"That's fine."

Zhou Li said calmly: "This is not the first time I have formed a crotch, trust me."

"no?"

Tang Wan was stunned. "Do you think this is feasible?"

"I believe you, husband."

A suspicious blush flashed across his face, and then Ying Yuan said seriously: "Just do what you think is right."

"I'm behind you."

Zhou Li was stunned.

"This kind of trust is something Zhou Li has never felt before. Normally, everyone treats him as the ancient god of chaos and is in awe and fear of him. They are all deeply suspicious and skeptical of his words. It can be said that even if he says he needs to go to the toilet every day, others will automatically change the word "go" to "bomb" or "blast". Poor Zhou Li has had enough of this. Today, he is like a fairy...Ah!!!"

Tang Wan, the narrator at the side, was kicked on the butt by Zhou Li and almost fell on his face.

"Then come on."

Taking a deep breath, Zhou Li and the others quickly came to Zhuge Gaoda's side. Zhou Li raised his head, looked at Zhuge Gaoda who was lying on the ground, stretched out his hand, and said in a deep voice:
"Master, thank you for your hard work."

Zhuge Gundam's golden pupils flickered, as if responding to Zhou Li's

Zhou Li took a deep breath and released the magic weapon. The bloodstains covered her white clothes, and the cold and pitiful woman slowly fell. Ying Yuan stretched out her hand and held Zhuge Qing in her arms, with love in her eyes.

"Thank you for your hard work." Holding Zhuge Qing tightly in her arms like a princess, Ying Yuan raised her head with an unprecedented sense of security, and two majestic figures were reflected in her eyes.

"Leave it to us next."

"Shouldn't these lines and actions be mine?"

Zhou Li on the side asked with a wrinkled face.

"To be honest, if I were a woman, I would want to marry the Taoist priest."

Tang Wan on the side was amazed.

"I don't know whether to be angry or pity you anymore."

Zhou Li said with a look of pity.

At this time, Ying Yuan had already cured Zhuge Qing for the most part, and she was powerless to cure Zhuge Qing's depleted immortal energy. After all, she was a zombie, and Zhuge Qing was an immortal cultivator, so the two of them were in conflict.

But this is not a problem for the genius Zhou Li at all.

Jiang Jiang ran to the top of the outcrop panting. She had been assigned the task of running errands before, and she lived up to everyone's expectations and successfully looted her sister's last treasure. Zhou Li looked at the basket of fairy treasures on the deer's back and nodded with satisfaction.

"it is good!"

Zhou Li rolled up his sleeves, took out a knife, and said in a deep voice: "Have you ever eaten sashimi?"

Regardless of whether everyone has eaten sashimi before, the Taoist priest has eaten raw dragon meat.

It tastes terrible, gets stuck in your teeth, and is a bit weird.

But after eating it, the speed at which the spiritual energy recovers is amazing.

These things are the ingredients that have not yet been turned into the Ten-Ingredient Pills. At first, Zhou Li and Tang Wan did not intend to take these things because they were too heavy and too many for the two of them to carry. But now it is different. They are not in a hurry, and they also have Xiaolu, a filial sister, to directly rob the cold storage in the back kitchen.

"Thunder dragon meat?"

Zhuge Qing was eating the sashimi and was surprised: "Why is there thunder dragon meat?"

"I do not know."

Zhou Li shook his head and said innocently while slicing the food: "I found it in the warehouse. No one wants it."

Zhuge Qing didn't want to ask any more questions, so he could only eat the sashimi with a bitter face. Soon, the Taoist priest was nourished again, and at the same time, Jiang Li's battle with death had reached a white-hot stage.

"Why aren't they moving?"

Tang Wan asked curiously.

At this time, two magnificent giants stood in the ghost world, facing each other without any movement, as if they were huge stone statues that had lost consciousness, which was very strange.

"Jiang Li has already used the last resort."

Looking up at the two giant statues, Ying Yuan's eyes flashed with solemnity, "When the flesh can no longer defeat the opponent, Jiang Li's only choice is to fight the opponent with everything he has. And for the Ghost King, the flesh is far less tough than the soul."

"Then my sister..."

Xiaolu looked at Zhuge Qing hesitantly. In fact, she had been bombarded with dense messages and didn't want to think much because she found that everyone seemed to be pessimistic about her sister's life and death. But after Zhou Li proposed that weird plan, everything seemed to have turned around. Now, Ying Yuan's words gave her hope again.

"Can't win."

Shaking his head, Zhuge Qing sighed, "No matter how powerful His Majesty the Ghost King is, he cannot fight against the ghost world itself. There are already tens of millions of souls in the ghost world, which is no longer something a ghost king can resist. Using souls to fight is the conspiracy of death itself, His Majesty the Ghost King..."

Zhuge Qing didn't finish his words, but the meaning was fully revealed. Xiaolu's eyes dimmed instantly, and he didn't know what to say for a moment.

"Hey, hey, hey, don't despair."

Zhou Li on the side said cheerfully: "Jiang Jiang, we have an agreement. You cooperate with me to rescue Old Tang, and I will save your sister's life. You have already finished the previous part, now it's my turn."

The little deer was stunned.

"I···"

Thinking of all his performance, the deer froze.

To say that she is useful is not enough. If the negative effects are also taken into account, the best thing she has done so far is to raid her sister's camp alone and plunder all of her sister's inventory.

if not?
The plan she drew up was full of loopholes, and the Ghost King Palace, who had lived there for decades, knew nothing about it. The result of the plan was nothing but bad. Even if the crappy plan she drew up succeeded, everyone would be wiped out.

This is as outrageous as using electric batons to command the Maginot Line. If there is no command, it will be terrible, and if there is a bad command, it will be even worse.

Thinking of this, Xiaolu pursed his lips and said dejectedly: "Mr. Zhou, I haven't done what I promised you. Now I have nothing. I...please give up on me."

Xiaolu is not stupid. On the contrary, she knows that Zhou Li can just leave now. Her sister was killed by death, and the ghost world will fall into peace, and everything will return to the way it was before. Zhou Li and his friends will not suffer any loss. Anyway, they were unlucky to come here, so there is no problem even if they are not responsible for the ghost world.

The only one who died was her sister.

But Zhou Li did not choose to leave now, instead he racked his brains to save his sister. And even if Zhou Li did not say it, Xiaolu could sense how much he had paid. At least when the handkerchief that summoned the beautiful woman broke, he almost cried.

Thinking of this, the little deer became more and more desperate.

"Hey, hey, hey, what are you talking about?"

Zhou Li squatted in front of the deer and said with a smile: "You are not without anything."

“You still have antlers.”

After being pulled on the ear by Ying Yuan, Zhou Li finally stopped his nonchalant look and said seriously: "Xiaolu, you have done more. If it weren't for you, I probably wouldn't even know how to enter the Ghost Market, let alone the Ghost Town and the Ghost King Palace. Now that Old Tang has been rescued, all that's left is for me to fulfill my own promise."

"You complain about Shangguan being the Promised Superman every day, but now you have become the Promised Superman yourself, right?"

Tang Wan continued to complain.

"You've been complaining quite frequently lately."

Zhou Li exclaimed.

"me···"

The little deer was at a loss.

"remember."

Zhou Li took a deep breath and looked directly into Xiaolu's eyes. He said softly, "Do what you should do."

“What I should do…”

The little deer was stunned. Jiang Jiang's eyes met Zhou Li's. This usually carefree and silly deer saw trust in someone's eyes for the first time.

"Thank you."

The little deer felt relieved.

Facing the seemingly out-of-touch Zhou Li, Xiaolu's eyes were full of gratitude and determination.

"Okay, don't worry, no one is useless this time."

Standing up and brushing off the non-existent dust on his body, Zhou Li raised his head, looked up at the two motionless giant sculptures, and said softly:

“This time, even I can be of some use.”

"No, wait a minute."

Tang Wan, who was picked up, was shocked and said, "I fight the incarnation of the ghost world?"

"real or fake?!"

(End of this chapter)