Bring some shock to the world of cultivating immortals

Some people died quietly, without any ripples. Just like a bunch of meaningless cola chicken wings eaten by Tang Wan, they died completely.

There are also some people who often die heroically, either for the people or for their families. The death of such people is meaningful, and their death is not the end. The immortality of their will is never an empty phrase.

And some people died more...

humor.

Now we have to once again criticize the legendary model worker Mr. Gui Daozi.

His death is full of humor in various senses, and it makes people laugh so hard that it can even be included in the Northern Liang Laughter Biography for people to enjoy. If the Northern Liang Laughter Biography had not become official literature after Zhou Li left, Zhou Li would have divided "The Death of Gui Daozi" into three volumes and 16 chapters to tell a long story about death, so that everyone can see how humorous death can be.

Now, there's a whole new way to die.

Jiang Li sat stiffly in the magic circle, his whole body as straight as a piece of wood.

On the side was Zhou Li, who looked like a charlatan, wearing a white cloth and a brown shirt. To say he looked like a charlatan was not quite accurate. To be precise, Zhou Li looked more like...

Sanitary napkin.

Of course, the Ming Dynasty didn’t have this thing, so other people had nothing to complain about, which also made Zhou Li feel a little melancholy.

"Like used toilet paper."

Tang Wanrui, who was walking over, commented.

A kind light suddenly appeared in Zhou Li's eyes.

"What are you doing?"

The change in Zhou Li's eyes made Tang Wan alert.

"fine."

Shaking his head, Zhou Li said with emotion: "I just feel that this world would be very boring without a bunch of you."

"Don't be crazy."

Tang Wan hid behind Zhuge Qing with a look of disdain, "Hurry up and get to work."

"okay."

Zhou Li walked happily to Jiang Li, then bent down and stretched out his hand.

Jiang Li raised his head somewhat stiffly, looked at Zhou Li, took a deep breath, and then placed his hand on it.

Zhuge Qing looked a little worried as he watched from the side, and glanced at Ying Yuan from the corner of his eye. After finding that Ying Yuan was still smiling, Zhuge Qing breathed a sigh of relief.

"Master, why do I feel like you're paying attention to Lao Zhou?"

At this time, Tang Wan asked stealthily from the side.

Zhuge Qing was frightened for a moment, but she didn't show it. She just glanced at Tang Wan calmly and smiled as usual, "Wan'er, why are you talking nonsense?"

"It's bad, Taoist priest, now you are talking in the same tone as Lao Zhou."

Tang Wan's face turned green. "You don't really want to become the second Lao Zhou, do you?"

Zhuge Qing was a little confused, she thought Tang Wan was saying that she had feelings for Zhou Li again. But now that Tang Wan did this, she realized that she was the one who had misunderstood.

But Tang Wan’s misunderstanding is quite big.

Generally speaking, saying that a person is like another person is often used in a positive sense, then in a neutral sense, and rarely in a negative sense.

But if Tang Wan said you look like Zhou Li, that would definitely be an insult to you.

Insult to both personality and soul.

"Actually, I have always had a question."

At this time, Zhuge Qing seemed to have thought of something, and asked with some difficulty: "Wan'er, are you thinking of a man or a woman now?" "A man."

Tang Wan rolled her eyes coquettishly and tucked the scattered hair behind her ears. "I am a man and I am not kidding."

Looking at the delicate and lovely Tang Wan, Zhuge Qing wanted to say something, but he couldn't, and could only laugh awkwardly.

Haha.

Zhuge Qing was a little worried now. She looked at Ying Yuan not far away and felt a little worried.

God of Kite, please be careful.

No one can say for sure about this.

At this point, all the preparations were complete.

Zhou Li held Jiang Li's hand, and with the other hand he held little Meng Po's hand. Meng Po's face was full of reluctance, she tilted her legs and sat on the ground without saying a word.

Meng Po was an indispensable part of Zhou Li's coffin-carrying plan. But Meng Po strongly refused it at first, because she had seen enough of the show and really wanted to go home. Especially after she found out that Zhou Li was Ying Yuan's lover, she became even more bored, because she knew that it was impossible to beat Zhou Li into her Xingfu, after all, she was not easy to mess with Ying Yuan.

Now she is like a salted fish thrown on the shore, too lazy to work, even too lazy to live.

If it weren't for Zhou Li's repeated pleas and Ying Yuan's repeated persuasion, Meng Po, who was finally persuaded by physics, would have reluctantly accepted the task. But there are conditions.

The conditions are simple.

After Zhou Li died, he came to live with her.

Ying Yuan agreed. It wouldn't be a problem for her to move there by herself when the time comes. Meng Po also agreed.

She actually wanted to disagree.

Taking a look at Ying Yuan who was smiling not far away, Meng Po secretly curled her lips.

A woman who has no brains when she finds a man.

Bad character!

"Okay, get ready."

Zhou Li took a deep breath, then he shook his wrist and the three talismans were instantly activated.

Sheep, rat, tiger.

Behind Jiang Li, the shadow of the goat charm emerged, and a thin old goat slowly appeared behind Jiang Li. It looked at Jiang Li, and a hint of pity appeared in its old eyes. The next moment, Jiang Li was suddenly startled, and then the whole person trembled.

She felt as if her soul was being pulled, and a strange feeling filled her body.

The old goat stood quietly behind Jiang Li. If it were someone else, their soul would have already started to leave their body. But Jiang Li's soul was too huge, even magnificent. So for a moment, it couldn't peel off Jiang Li's soul.

The twin tigers slowly walked out from the side, snorting in disdain. They glanced at the old goat, walked behind Jiang Li, opened their bloody mouths, and bit down gently.

Jiang Li felt that the "impurities" in her soul were gradually being stripped away. In fact, because Jiang Li's kindness was so great, her "malice" was suppressed by her kindness in the deepest place. Until now, these malices have begun to surface.

Before, Zhou Li had tried to use the tiger spell to split the soul into two. After he thoroughly studied it, the first subject of his experiment was Tang Wan.

The next day, Tang Wan ate all the rice in the rice jar.

In fact, the tiger spell does not separate good and evil, but the yin and yang. This is easy to understand, because if the tiger spell simply distinguishes good and evil, it will have countless bugs to keep you stuck.

I feel that by killing someone's entire family I am helping them reunite, and I am doing good.

So the question is, should this side of the tiger talisman be separated?
So, in the final analysis, the tiger talisman separates the yin and yang sides, but because a person's yin and yang are often directly related to good and evil, the effect seems to be to separate good and evil.

Now, the tiger talisman is taking effect.

(End of this chapter)