Bring some shock to the world of cultivating immortals

This is what Zhou Li is like.

At first glance, his rhetoric may sound very sophisticated and philosophical, but in fact, it is all rhetoric he learned secretly when he was setting up a stall to tell fortunes at the market.

If the other person is not well dressed, you can say that he has great ambitions and will sooner or later become successful. If you see that the other person is young and likes to talk about worldly things, you can say that he is the only one who is sober when everyone else is drunk, and that smart people never hang out with stupid people.

If you see someone with a depressed look on his face, you are observing whether he is a dog-licker. If he is, you say he will get married sooner or later, if not, you say he is just one step away from being successful.

Zhou Li's rhetoric was always effective, and almost no one was not moved by his sincere words and enthusiastic tone.

Until he told an innocent old scholar who was passing by that "you are destined to be a henpecked man all your life."

That day, Taoyao sighed when Zhou Li was beaten.

Tang Zixing was a man who practiced all day long. On weekdays, the Tang Sect provided him with food, clothing, housing and transportation. The people he met were all outer disciples of the sect. How could he stand up to Zhou Li, a veteran who started to make money as a tour guide at the age of nine? After a few words, Zhou Li confused the other party and even started to prepare to chop off the chicken head and burn yellow paper to become sworn brothers with Zhou Li.

Then, he drank a bowl of rice wine.

"Brother, no, no matter who tries to stop me, it won't work."

Tang Zixing swayed his arm around Zhou Li's shoulders, and said with a red face, "I'll go buy... buy a chicken in a minute. Let's become sworn brothers. Let's become sworn brothers today."

The black cat beside was stunned.

Is this person crazy?

Xu Xuan admitted that Zhou Li's ventriloquism skills were pretty good, but not to this extent.

This has to be the next... ?
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Tang Wan, who "accidentally" sprinkled some strange powder into Tang Zixing's cup, smiled at the black cat, the threat was self-evident.

Oh, no wonder.

It's a double attack of mind and body, it's a miracle if one can withstand it.

The drug Tang Wan gave was very simple, it would make people excited. In addition, Tang Wan, this idiot, would use food to enhance the efficacy of the drug. Almost all the dishes she ordered were used to disrupt Tang Zixing's will. The combination of the two made Tang Zixing...
Silly.

Really stupid, Tang Zixing is now a single-threaded idiot. Zhou Li praises him, he is happy. Zhou Li says he is awesome, he thinks he is awesome. Zhou Li says he is invincible, he can go and stab the sect leader to death right now.

No, this can't be done.

Can't beat it.

But now, Tang Zixing's brain has completely become Zhou Li's weapon. Even if Zhou Li asks him about some secrets of the Tang Sect, he will probably tell him everything.

There was no way. Even if he mentally resisted Zhou Li's sugar-coated bullets, he couldn't resist Tang Wan's constant drugging.

However, Zhou Li did not ask.

Tang Wan also tacitly did not ask.

They just forced Tang Zixing to drink normally, then threw him unconscious into a Tang Sect stronghold, then swaggered back to the restaurant and opened two...

"One."

Under the jealous gaze of the waiter, Jiang Li said coldly: "There is no need to open two."

If it was Zhuge Qing, there would definitely be two rooms, after all, there is a difference between men and women. Even if the Taoist priest didn't care, Zhou Li didn't care too much.

But Jiang Li is different, she is not even considered a human being.

She is a shapeshifter girl.

Before Zhou Li could react, Jiang Li had already booked an ordinary room for him.

Xu Xuan didn't care about it, after all, she was a cat and didn't care about the difference between men and women. Tang Wan didn't care even more, except that Zhou Li would hit her unconsciously when sleeping, she didn't mind sleeping in the same bed with Zhou Li.

Jiang Li doesn't need to sleep.

She can just stand.

Just like that, the waiter, with sadness in silence and jealousy in sadness, led Zhou Li and the two peerless women into a guest room.

There was only one bed in the guest room. In the eyes of outsiders, Zhou Li, a poor guy who could only afford a middle-sized room, had no reason to hold a cool and elegant beauty in his left hand and a petite and cute girl in his right hand.

But in Zhou Li's eyes, on his left was a transforming robot girl.

On the right is a beast.

Zhou Li's mentality at this time was calm, and he had no worldly desires at all. He just sat on the bed with an indifferent look on his face, and then kicked Tang Wan, who was lying on the bed, off.

"Lying down now?"

Zhou Li asked.

"if not?"

Tang Wan was at a loss, "Do we have to take a shower and go to bed even when we are outside?"

"Don't let your words be misunderstood."

Zhou Li twitched his mouth twice, then said, "We have to take action tonight."

"What are you doing?"

Tang Wan blinked, "Steal or rob, use your hands or your feet?"

"neither."

Zhou Li shook his head, looked at the street not far away where gray smoke was rising, and said, "Old Tang, what did you Tang Sect see that made you unable to walk?"

"Poison, medicinal herbs, and forging equipment."

Tang Wan answered subconsciously.

"We don't have any poison, and the medicinal herbs won't attract the attention of your Tang Sect. Therefore, we only have one way to attract the Tang Sect."

Zhou Li looked at Tang Wan and said in a deep voice, "Forging equipment."

"Forging equipment?"

After hearing about the areas he was good at, Jiang Li beside him asked curiously, "Do you need my help?"

"No, you are too high level."

Zhou Li shook his head. Even if he had changed his body, Jiang Li's forging skills were still unrivaled in the world. It could be said that even Jiang Li, who was disabled by the Transformer, had forging skills that most people could not match.

But in Zhou Li's plan, he needed someone whose forging skills would attract the attention of the Tang Sect, but not be so shocking. A god like Jiang Li who could sell anything he made at a high price was definitely excluded.

So, he needs Tang Wan.

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"I probably won't be able to show my face in public."

Tang Wan said calmly: "Although my father didn't say it, he had clearly given portraits to other people before, saying that no matter if it was Tang Cen or not, as long as he looked like the person in the portrait, he should be arrested. It would be better to kill the wrong person than to let him go."

"I know."

Zhou Li nodded, "You definitely can't show up in public."

"what do you mean?"

Tang Wan frowned and asked, "You coming?"

"I'm definitely not coming."

Shaking his head, Zhou Li's eyes fell on the black cat beside him and said meaningfully: "I have to be the guardian."

The black cat seemed to notice Zhou Li's gaze. It raised its head blankly and scratched its head.

"Yes, he is my beloved disciple."

The next day, facing Tang Zixing's doubtful eyes, Zhou Li nodded and said in a deep voice:

"An absolute genius in refining equipment, the god of bricks..."

"Xu Hei!"

Xu Xuan was smiling like a dead cat at this moment. (End of this chapter)