Bring some shock to the world of cultivating immortals

want to laugh.

Zhou Li and Tang Wan both wanted to laugh.

Zhou Li's smile is that humans have many strange ways to die, but not as many as the Tang Sect's death. The words "Sai Huang Palace" can be used in the toilet of the 21st century. In this era where the Ten Clans were killed not long ago, it is the most brilliant way to light the lights in the toilet.

Looking for shit.

Tang Wan also wanted to laugh.

It was a kind of laughter that could not be held back due to extreme helplessness, like holding back a laugh and then bursting it out when taking off your pants, or like having a distant nephew chewing on your electric wire just as you were about to complete the last level of the French Ring, or like being a psychopath who gave it his all but was beaten to death in three strokes with a golf club.

smiled.

Tang Wan has let it go at this moment. She now feels that the current situation of the Tang Clan is quite good. Anyway, there are very few groups of Candy Clan in the Ming Dynasty. Now all the perfect ones are dead, so Zhou Li can also die.

Then I will die with a smile on my face.

"Old Tang, I think you have a chance to survive now."

Zhou Li looked at the huge door inlaid with a giant spiritual jade and emitting a faint spiritual light, and said solemnly: "Well, you and Qianyun should go to the space to open the button now. You will marry into the Zhu family and change your surname to Zhu. Then they can only kill the eight clans."

"It doesn't matter."

Tang Wan smiled with relief and said, "Ten tribes are fine. It would be a good thing for us to go to Meng Po's place to drink soup together."

"That's her footbath water."

"Drink it, you like this one."

"Hey me?"

"You two, please come in."

Just when Zhou Li was about to have a full-scale fight with Tang Wan, the disciple from the Cabinet who had gone to report came over and said respectfully, "The Sect Master is already waiting for you two in the Cabinet Affairs Office."

Although it felt like taking off pants to fart, they were obviously going back together but had to meet again in the government hall. But in fact, this was a statement made by Tang Song to the outside world.

Zhou Li is a member of the cabinet, even though his surname is not Tang.

In fact, Zhou Li’s surname is not Zhou.

The Cabinet's government affairs hall is not as luxurious as it looks from the outside, but it is definitely not bad. At least the twelve chairs that can calm the mind and stabilize the spirit are priceless.

After sitting down, Zhou Li poked the handle of the chair in amazement. Then he raised his head and said with a smile: "Yes, my last name is not Zhou either."

In other words, Zhou Li has no surname.

The reason is simple.

"My sister actually didn't have a surname. She just picked one at random and used it first. After I was adopted by her, I took her surname, Zhou."

Looking at Tang Song who was sitting next to him without any airs, Zhou Li continued, "So actually my last name is not Zhou. According to the rules, my last name only has one character, Li."

"The single name is Zun. If this were in the Zhou Dynasty, Zhou Li, you would be the most respected among the respected."

Tang Song laughed and patted Zhou Li on the shoulder, making a joke with him.

Tang Wan's eyes almost popped out of his head.

Tang Song always had a serious look in front of others, and it was the same in front of her. During the days when he was with Tang Wan, Tang Song rarely laughed, let alone joked. He was either gloomy or angry, which made Tang Wan often silent when facing him.

And now, the person sitting side by side with Zhou Li, patting his shoulder and laughing was actually Tang Song.

Shit, Tang is done.

"By the way, has this gluttonous girl eaten yet?"

Tang Song turned his head to look at Tang Wan, who had pointy ears and a monkey-like face like a thunder god, and asked kindly.

Tang Wan shook his head subconsciously.

"It's okay. I see Mr. Zhou hasn't eaten anything either. How about this, let's eat something together."

Clapping their hands, several servants rushed into the government hall carrying all kinds of delicious dishes and placed the food beautifully on the long table on the side.

Tang Wan's eyes were almost shining.

No, this is also okay?
A long time ago, Tang Wan secretly ate a peach cake in the government hall when it was not open, and then was punished by Tang Song to make ten tons of peach cakes to donate to the poor in Shangchuan. Tang Wan was confident at first, thinking that she could definitely do it alone.

Then Tang Song threw her into the walnut orchard to plant walnuts.

Yes, making peach cake starts with planting walnuts.

Since then, Tang Wan has had a spiritual fear of the Government Affairs Hall. This place is sacred and inviolable to the Tang Sect. Almost all decisions that can determine the future of the Tang Sect are made here. And now, in order to let Zhou Li eat to his heart's content, Tang Song actually held a banquet directly in the Government Affairs Hall.

He is the biological son?

Tang Wan was happy for Zhou Li's chance to become an immortal. Tang Wan felt grateful for the magic weapon he obtained. Tang Wan also secretly admired Zhou Li's becoming Zhuge Qing's disciple.

Only now, Tang Wan was jealous.

If you change your surname to Tang, it will have nothing to do with me.

After personally pouring two glasses of wine for Zhou Li and Tang Wan, Tang Song returned to his seat. He did not talk about the secrets of the Tang Sect, but instead spoke like a casual chat:

"Xiao Li, are you training in Longhu Mountain now?"

"Ah."

Nodding, Zhou Li said: "Zhuge Qing, the disciple of the old Heavenly Master, is now my master and guides me in cultivating immortals."

"Not bad."

Nodding, Tang Song admired and said, "Master Zhuge has a smooth path to immortality, a pure mind, and the demeanor of an immortal. Master Zhou has a good master."

“It’s also my luck.”

Zhou Li smiled.

"So how is your cultivation progress now? Do you need some treasures? Xiao Li, Uncle Tang tells you that the good thing about the Tang Sect is that there are so many things, including all kinds of rare and strange treasures. If you need anything, just tell your Uncle Tang. We have everything you need!"

Tang and Song waved their sleeves and their righteousness was as great as the sky.

Tang Wan was so jealous that she was picking her nails.

"Thank you, Master Tang. Longhu Mountain's daily supplies are already very generous. It would be a bit greedy to ask for more. Cultivating immortals is mainly about cultivating the mind. I am not willing to overstep my bounds and decline your gift."

Zhou Li bowed and gave a reply that was so comforting, so flawless, so...

Pure dog licking.

Tang Wan's teeth began to tremble as he chewed the duck leg.

Damn, now you're acting like a human being.

Why didn't you say something like this when you stole my job in Longhu Mountain to feed the dog?
I'll just *you*.

"hahahahahahahaha."

Tang Song laughed and patted Zhou Li on the back, and said with emotion: "My son Tang Cen praised you highly in his heart before, and I knew that you were destined to be a dragon and phoenix in life. After seeing you today, it is true that your reputation is well-deserved!"

"Thank you."

Zhou Li said modestly: "I just did some insignificant work, not worth mentioning, not worth mentioning."

"Hey~ How can I put it?"

Tang Song waved his hand and said, "You are too modest, young man. It is not good to be too modest. Young people will easily lose their edge." Dad, how about you love me again?

Tang Wan was quite emotional and even slowed down the pace of eating the duck legs.

"Young people should be determined to make progress, just like when you killed the son of the prime minister, no one in the Tang Sect applauded and celebrated. They all admired your passion, right?"

Turning his head, Tang Song said to Taotie with a kind and friendly smile:

"son?"

Dad, how about you forgive me one more time?

The air freezes.

Time also froze.

Tang Wan's brain seemed to be stretched into a giant noodle, stretching, stretching, and stretching. She began to look for the lines of the brain on the noodle, and was surprised to find that it was an extremely smooth noodle without any wrinkles.

Haha, it turns out that I have lost the ability to think.

He lost a lot, but he lost it very quickly. Almost in 0.1 second, Tang Wan realized his current situation.

whee.

It's dead.

Without any hesitation, Tang Wan kicked the table leg and quickly retreated backwards with the force in the opposite direction. At the same time, her wrist burst into a fierce flame, and a fire dragon rushed straight to Tang Song's smiling face.

"Old Zhou! Retreat!"

After releasing the spiritual energy in the jade gourd, Tang Wan turned around and ran away, his footsteps like the wind, running like a thunder and fire. Zhou Li, who was standing by, did not hesitate at all, and directly exerted force on his feet, quickly following Tang Wan and running out.

Tang Song just stood there with his hands behind his back, looking at the two people who were about to run to the gate with a smile.

"Run up!"

It has to be said that Tang Wan and Tang Song are father and son. As if they had telepathy, Tang Wan leapt directly to the door frame of the gate, grabbed the door frame and flipped over to climb up as if performing an acrobatic trick.

The entire government office was a building similar to the shape of a Chinese character "回", with a trap door on the roof for ventilation. Tang Wan seized the opportunity, grabbed the lock of the trap door, and burned it off with the jade gourd.

After opening the trapdoor, Tang Wan lowered his head and gritted his teeth as he shouted at Zhou Li who was climbing up: "Don't stop!"

"it is good!"

A look of gratitude appeared in Zhou Li's eyes, and he reached out and held Tang Wan's delicate hand.

"Come!"

Tang Wan used all his strength and said angrily: "Let him see our tacit understanding!"

"it is good!"

Zhou Li exerted force and leaped into the air with the help of Tang Wan's arm, shouting, "Let him see our bond!"

The boy leaped up to escape into the sunlight, and the girl's eyes were filled with bright light and hope. In the light reflected by the glass, it was like a beautiful painting of escape, slowly unfolding.

"Fuck you, Zhou Li, you plotted against me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Looking at Tang Wan, who was tied up like a dumpling and kept chrysalis on the ground, Zhou Li stood up, clapped his hands, collected the remaining half of the rope, and then said to Tang Wan with a hypocritical smile:
"You know, one death is better than two."

Tang Wan is now desperate.

The first thing Zhou Li from Biyang did after climbing over the trapdoor was to kick her down.

If you say that you kick her down and run away and then find an opportunity to save yourself, Tang Wan can accept it. After all, one of them can escape this way.

But Zhou Li, you went back to the starting point and tied me up and presented me to my father. Isn't that a bit inhumane?

Tang Wan's eyes were now filled with tears and despair. She had thought that Zhou Li would trick her, but she never expected that he would do something so big at such a critical moment and turn her into an idiot.

Zhou Li, I am the one who truly believes in you.

Tang Song on the side clapped his hands and said with emotion: "Xiao Li, you are worthy of being the despicable and shameless Ultimate Sword Tomb who is full of scheming means in my letter. I don't even need to lift a hand, you personally help me catch my good-for-nothing son, good, good!"

"You're welcome."

Zhou Li smiled hypocritically and said, "I am only helping the righteous side, not helping you."

"Oh?"

Looking at Tang Wan, who was lying on the ground like a dead ashes, Tang Song raised his eyebrows and asked curiously, "Do you think I am righteous?"

"You are not righteous."

Zhou Li shook his head, then said in a deep voice: "You are justice!"

"it is good!"

Tang Song raised his eyebrows and exclaimed: "As expected, heroes emerge from youth!"

It was the Northern Liang who produced the beasts.

Tang Wan, lying on the ground, was so depressed that she didn't want to say a word. She lay on the ground powerlessly, not even struggling, but just silently waiting for the trial.

"Someone is coming!"

Tang Song shouted, and then dozens of cabinet members who had been waiting for a long time rushed into the government hall. Tang Song turned around, facing away from everyone, and said calmly: "Catch these two lunatics who broke into the Tang Clan's government hall and throw them to the deepest part of the dungeon!"

Zhou Li was stunned.

Tang Wan was also stunned.

First there was doubt, then contemplation, and then ecstasy.

“HA ...

Tang Wan tilted his head back and laughed loudly, "HA ...

"You don't have any other words besides haha? Isn't this pure water?"

Zhou Li, who was standing aside, had a frown on his face. He then hurriedly said to Tang Song, "Master, I came here today to present Tang Wan to you. I am here to surrender, please believe me."

"Do you want to know how I knew she was Tang Wan?"

Tang Song answered the question irrelevantly and just said calmly: "Teeth."

"tooth?"

Zhou Li and Tang Wan were stunned, then looked at each other and saw the astonishment in each other's eyes.

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Many aspects of a person's life have their own unique characteristics, such as fingerprints, voice, and birthmarks. But these can be covered up in various ways. Just a monkey spell that turns a person into a half-human, half-monkey can cover up most of these characteristics.

But, teeth won’t work.

"There is a wound on the third molar, a small gap on the upper two front teeth, and a sharp thorn on the right tooth."

He stretched out three fingers, put them down one by one, and said calmly: "She can't change these three things even if she wants to."

Zhou Li was dumbfounded. He had thought about many things, but he never thought that it was Tang Wan's teeth that exposed her identity. According to his plan, if he took Tang Wan to meet Tang Song once, and showed her value and the secrets she learned from Jiang Li, he could prove that Taotie was a lucky person who inherited the Nine Heavens Mysterious Lady, and avoid the possibility of her true identity being exposed.

As a result, based on his understanding of Tang Wan, Tang Song could tell from her teeth that the little girl named Taotie was Tang Wan.

Then, he suddenly understood a lot of things, such as...

Neither of these two things is good. (End of this chapter)