Bring some shock to the world of cultivating immortals
Chapter 743: Lilliput Country
"Listen to my explanation."
Facing Zhou Li's almost cannibalistic gaze, Tang Wan said calmly: "You just had horns on your head and a tail behind you, the rat-ox is highly skilled, the tiger-rabbit is courageous, and your pair of snake pupils are as big as copper bells, emitting lightning-like shrewdness."
With veins bulging on his hands, Zhou Li grabbed Tang Wan's face tightly with his big hands and lifted her up into the air.
"Listen to me~"
Tang Wan struggled hard and said, "The Taoist priest did it too."
"The Taoist priest is a fucking 108,000 miles away from here."
The veins on Zhou Li's neck bulged like a devil muscle man, and his whole body looked ferocious and didn't look like a human. He tilted his head and said with a grin:
"If you can't find a reason why I should wake up with your fingers in my vagina, you'll spend the rest of your life in a wheelchair."
Thinking of that scene, Tang Wan suddenly shuddered. She no longer dared to laugh with Zhou Li, but said seriously: "Zhou Li, have you ever considered that there is something wrong with the spell?"
"Have."
Nodding, Zhou said calmly: "So my consciousness was plundered by the talisman just now, right?"
"If you find the answer yourself, will I tell you the truth?"
Tang Wan said with a pale face.
Sitting on the sand dunes of Huangfeng Ridge, Zhou Li looked at the countless yellow sand in front of him and asked slowly: "You mean, I just turned into a collection of six animals?"
"Correct."
Nodding, Tang Wan said, "Ox hooves, tiger stripes, dragon scales, rats, snake eyes, and dog legs."
"Let's not ask Rat and Dog Legs first. Let me ask you, was I completely unconscious at the time?"
Zhou Li asked.
Kicking the yellow sand with his feet, Tang Wan nodded and said, "You are completely unconscious. You didn't wake up completely the first time I used the Abyss Stab."
Rubbing his eyebrows, Zhou Li always felt an awkward and strange feeling. He always felt that his hands should not be hands, and there should be an extra tail on his butt.
“Are there any side effects?”
Looking at his own hands, the five fingers curled up and then slowly opened. Zhou Li frowned and said softly: "I always feel like an animal. The habits of animals are retained in my body."
"So would you want to eat shit?"
Tang Wan asked a philosophical question.
Zhou Li’s face froze instantly.
"will not."
Zhou Li said in a deep voice: "It's impossible."
A look of regret flashed across Tang Wan's face.
"The spell will not be used for the time being."
Zhou Li put the twelve talismans back to his waist and sealed them tightly in a bag. "Although I don't know why I was in that state just now, this is definitely not a good thing. I can't continue like this."
Thinking of Zhou Li's ruthless attitude, Tang Wan agreed, "Indeed."
"Okay, let's go."
Seeing that the Yellow Wind Ridge was about to collapse, Zhou Li stood up and said in a deep voice: "We are almost wanted by the Tang Sect."
"what?"
Tang Wan was stunned for a moment.
"whee."
Zhou Li suddenly smiled, then he grabbed Tang Wan by the back of the neck, and they both watched the gradually collapsing Huangfeng Ridge, looking at the same scenery.
"I broke the Yellow Wind Ridge into pieces."
The moment the words fell, the entire Huangfeng Ridge shattered like a broken camera lens. Countless flying fragments scattered in all directions as if swept by a storm, and the magic mirror that had been maintaining stability completely disappeared in an instant.
Tang Wan stared blankly at the yellow sand beneath her feet gradually disintegrating, and finally turning into a soundless and colorless Qi that dissipated between heaven and earth. A moment later, she was no longer standing on the endless desert, but on a wooden floor.
She returned to the seventh floor.
But Huang Fengling didn't come back. Tang Wan walked forward tremblingly, looking at the Dingfeng Pearl that had lost all its luster and only had dense cracks on it, and reached out his hand tremblingly and picked it up.
"Where's Huang Fengling?"
Tang Wan turned his head and asked.
Zhou Li didn't say anything. He scratched his head and pointed at the Wind-Fixing Bead in Tang Wan's hand.
A funny smile appeared on Tang Wan's face.
Zhou Li's face looked equally funny.
"Hehe, you're dead."
Tang Wan put the Wind-Fixing Bead into his arms and said with emotion, "It seems that from today on, I will not be able to join the Tang Sect anymore."
"No, it's fate."
Under the suspicious gaze of Black Cat and Mecha Girl Jiang Li, Zhou Li patted Tang Wan on the shoulder and said kindly: "You will be wanted by the Tang Sect."
"Isn't this all because you, a beast, destroyed the Wind-Fixing Bead?!!!!"
Tang Wan almost jumped up, "Brother, the Wind-Fixing Bead! The Wind-Fixing Bead! You can destroy a treasure that can create a secret realm. Do you have a spiral drill or a vibrator? You are really crazy. There have been no accidents in Huangfeng Ridge for many years, but it broke directly on you?! You are outrageous, brother. We can't afford to pay for this thing even if we pack it up and sell it. Do you really want me to be the enemy of the whole world?!"
“Red bean puree private Marseille.”
Zhou Li knew he was in the wrong, so he smiled and said, "How about you explain to the public that Huangfeng Ridge was destroyed by Sun Wukong, okay?"
"What do you think?"
Tang Wan's face was ashen. "It's over. This is good. I am completely irreconcilable with the Tang Sect."
"That's not necessarily the case."
At this moment, Jiang Li, who had been observing what was happening, spoke up. She looked at the two of them and said calmly, "Why not return one to them?"
Tang Wan and Zhou Li were immediately excited and looked at Jiang Li at the same time.
Jiang Li faced the gazes of the two people, smiled calmly, then stretched out his finger and lightly tapped on the broken Wind-Fixing Bead. A golden light flashed, and the Wind-Fixing Bead was filled with dazzling golden light.
"how?"
Tang Wan asked expectantly.
Jiang Li nodded, "This layer of golden light has been applied."
"Can the Yellow Wind Ridge be used?"
Tang Wan asked.
"No ah."
Jiang Li was stunned for a moment, "Huangfengling?"
Tang Wan was stunned.
"What is this layer of golden light?"
The black cat asked curiously.
"rest assured."
With the corners of his mouth raised, Jiang Li said confidently: "The broken lines on it have been repaired by the golden light. No one can tell that it is broken."
In an instant, the air on the entire seventh floor solidified.
About the incident where my colleague used tape to glue the screen shut while repairing his computer.
"There is no way. The Wind-Fixing Bead is not damaged. Instead, the spirit inside is frightened."
Jiang Li said helplessly: "The essence of this Wind-Fixing Bead is that dozens of residual souls gather together to maintain a magic mirror to test those who enter it. But I don't know what you did. These dozens of souls refused to continue to maintain the magic mirror. In essence, they were scared."
"By the way, what did you do to scare these battle-hardened spirits?"
Tang Wan's gaze moved to Zhou Li, and Zhou Li broke out in a cold sweat instantly.
I didn't realize that I was really in such a bad state. (End of this chapter)
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