Bring some shock to the world of cultivating immortals

Third chance.

This is also the last chance.

Tang Cen lay in bed with a gloomy face. If he could not defeat Zhou Li this time, or hang him on the beam and beat him until he knelt down and begged for mercy, a fair roommate slavery system would be established in this dormitory.

I am a slave.

Humming a little tune, Zhou Li put the basin filled with water that Tang Cen had given him on the shelf. After washing his face, he picked up the medical book beside him, lay on the bed and began to read it.

Tang Cen pretended to be asleep, clenched his right hand tightly, and his eyes were as cold as ice.

Don’t be impatient, Tang Cen, you can’t be impatient.

You are the son of the Tang Sect's leader, you are the Tang Sect's youngest inner sect disciple, you are the Tang Sect's youngest third-level spiritual master in history, you are a child of destiny, you are the pride of the Tang Sect, you are Zhou Li's slave...

Wait that's not right.

Tang Cen clenched his hands tightly and tried to calm himself down.

He and Zhou Li reached a consensus that as long as he could convince Zhou Li once, or beat Zhou Li to his knees and beg for mercy within a certain time, all their previous agreements would be invalid and the slavery system they had established would be abolished.

On the previous two occasions, Tang Cen tried to conquer Zhou Li with his poison skills, and also tried to see if he could defeat Zhou Li fairly in the practical class.

All failed.

He didn't understand why a person would carry a poison detector needle when drinking water in class, nor did he understand why Tai students would wear barbed plate armor in school. The former made Zhou Li "accidentally" switch his water with Tang Cen's, forcing Tang Cen to drink half a pound of animal laxatives in full view of everyone.

The latter made it impossible for Tang Cen to hold the quicksand in his hands, and he could also immediately cosplay the crucifixion of Jesus.

Thinking of this, Tang Cen couldn't help but feel humiliated. He wanted to defeat Zhou Li in an open and aboveboard manner, but Zhou Li was like a hedgehog covered in shit, making it impossible to attack him. Therefore, Tang Cen had to use the insidious means that he respected the most to defeat Zhou Li.

As a member of the Tang Sect, sneak attacks were not a dishonorable act for Tang Cen, but rather her last resort. It could be said that when Tang Cen had already started preparing for the sneak attack, it proved that she really had no backup hidden energy.

Zhou Li and Tang Cen agreed that Tang Cen could attack him at will before going to bed at ten o'clock, but after ten o'clock neither of them was allowed to do anything unfriendly, and Tang Cen also agreed.

So, she planned to give Zhou Li a fatal blow at 9:59.

Just like what Zhou Li said at the time, the time when a person is most relaxed is the moment when he gets up after taking a shit, and the last moment when he finishes peeing.

Although he despised Zhou Li's vulgarity, Tang Cen was convinced by his theory. After all, he imagined that if he was attacked by someone at the moment of taking a shit, he would not be able to react immediately. He even found it difficult to decide whether to put on pants or open his butt.

And now, Tang Cen wants to combine the sneak attack methods he has practiced for many years with Zhou Li's theories to give Zhou Li a big gift.

Hearing the sound of Zhou Li tearing off the paper and leaving the room, a grim smile appeared on Tang Cen's face.

really.

I had fried watermelon with tofu in the morning and stewed cabbage with loach at noon. There seems to be nothing wrong with these two dishes, but I gave you watermelon and loach. There is no problem eating these two foods together for the time being, but once digested, you will want to go to the toilet.

Humph, want to escape?
After the toilet door was closed, Tang Cen turned around carefully, then slowly got out of bed and walked to the side of the toilet.

The layout of the utility room was strange, with two beds facing each other and a table in the middle. On the right hand side of the door was another door, which led to a toilet.

No one knew what genius would set up a toilet in the utility room, complete with a deodorizing charm and a flusher, but Zhou Li and Tang Cen both spoke highly of it. Not long ago, Tang Cen discovered that a brick was loose in the right corner of the toilet, and after opening it, there was a secret door.

Yes, there is a secret door in the toilet.

Just like no one knows why there is a toilet in the utility room, no one knows why there is a secret door in the toilet. When this secret door is opened, the person going to the toilet faces the secret door sideways. After studying it for a while, Tang Cen had a genius idea in his mind. He will definitely find me getting out of bed.

But when I left...

He opened the door and left the dormitory. Tang Cen stood in the corridor with a gloomy look.

Turning around, he came to the door of the next dormitory. He stretched out his hand and knocked on the door of this dormitory. Soon a sneaky head popped out, and after seeing that it was Tang Cen, he quickly opened the door and welcomed him in.

"Mr. Tang, please."

The right corner of the toilet facing outward is the B3 dormitory. The people in this dormitory have been bribed by Tang Cen, and they are just waiting for this day to give Zhou Li a big blow. Tang Cen nodded coldly and then walked to the reserved position.

Looking at the bricks that had already been marked, a sinister smile appeared on Tang Cen's face.

I want to see how you guard against my sneak attack when you are using the toilet!

How do you break your own game?!

The moment he smelled the stench, Tang Cen immediately realized that his chance had come, Zhou Li was really using the toilet. Without the slightest hesitation, Tang Cen kicked over, using dozens of caltrops that he had hidden long ago, and then rushed directly towards Zhou Li who was squatting in the toilet.

The tiger looked up.

Zhou Li raised his head suddenly, and the flusher under his crotch suddenly flushed away all the caltrops. Tang Cen's pupils shrank instantly, and he subconsciously dodged to the left. The people watching the show behind him were immediately flushed away by the flusher.

Sure enough, there are precautions!
Tang Cen had never underestimated Zhou Li, so he naturally could not believe that Zhou Li would be easily taken down. However, Zhou Li was indeed squatting in the toilet with his pants taken off, and no one would carry a weapon in the toilet. Zhou Li was now just a lamb to be slaughtered, and avoiding the dying blow of the flusher was the way for Tang Cen to win!
Tang Cendao, a dignified serial!

Gripping the short stick tightly in his hand, Tang Cen's eyes flashed with the certainty of victory. He looked at Zhou Li squatting in the toilet, and the corners of his mouth curled up.

You set up the trap yourself, how can you break it? !
However, what Tang Cen did not expect was that when faced with the almost unsolvable problem of "opening the buttocks first or putting on pants first", Zhou Li chose a path that Tang Cen had never imagined.

He didn't stand still, nor did he take the paper. He just took out a mop from the bucket beside him with a ferocious look on his face. Then, under Tang Cen's desperate gaze, Zhou Li, who was like Lu Bu in the world, mopped him.

One inch long.

One inch stronger!

In the dim room, the only candle emitted a faint light.

Tang Cen stood in front of Zhou Li with a deathly pale face, looking at the "Supplement 2.0 of the Contract on Further Strengthening the Promotion of Peaceful Coexistence and Establishing the Slave Roommate System" on the table, feeling hopeless about his life.

However, what he didn't expect was that just when he was about to admit defeat and press his handprint, Zhou Li's hand blocked his way.

Picking up the rule book, Zhou Li tore up the paper as Tang Cen stared in astonishment. Only then did he see that the first version of the contract he had signed had also been torn up by Zhou Li.

"Young man, I see that you have amazing bones..."

Zhou Li looked at Tang Cen, whose face was filled with astonishment, and stretched out his hand. A warm smile appeared on his handsome face:

"Hang with me?"

First there was astonishment, then disbelief, and finally an inexplicable feeling of being moved. With the corners of his mouth slightly raised, Tang Cen let out a long sigh, stretched out his hand, and patted Zhou Li's palm.

"Follow you!" (End of this chapter)