Bring some shock to the world of cultivating immortals

"First of all, I want to make it clear that this is not a shit bomb."

Sitting on the stone, Zhou Li said sincerely, "We have gone through a whole experiment. The people in this world poop only to make them feel that they are really "alive", that is, they will defecate because they are dominated by their three major desires. In fact, they don't have to defecate, because this place has no place for them to ferment fertilizer."

"Therefore, what they excrete cannot be considered as feces in the strict sense. Although they have the same taste and shape, and are all gathered in the same pit, they cannot be considered feces. Instead, they are all that is humble after being conquered by the three major desires."

Zhou Li said.

"If it's not, why don't you try it?"

Tang Cen accurately grasped the crux of the problem.

"If you don't want to taste it, you won't taste it!"

Zhou Li clenched his fists and shouted, "Anyway, I won't allow you to call me the Shit King! This will make others think that I only know how to do shit and piss and fart!"

Everyone was silent.

Even Tang Chao was silent.

"Doesn't he usually...play?"

Tang Chao asked.

Silence is the best answer.

Now Tang Chao continued to remain silent.

Dead silence echoed in the empty room. Zhou Li squatted on the ground, looking so hopeless that Tang Cen burst out laughing.

Close your eyes, point at people, and laugh.

But silent.

Soon, Zhou Li came back to his senses. He clenched his fists and said in a deep voice:

"Today is the last time."

"Ah."

Tang Cen nodded, "Indeed, this year is almost over."

Ignoring Tang Cen's despicable remarks, Zhou Li walked to the pipe. He looked at the sixteen thick pipes that spread across the entire Shura City and finally converged together, took a deep breath, and took out the talisman.

Group into groups.

Throw it in.

The Tang Chao people were dumbfounded.

"Are you really going to explode?!"

Tang Chao pointed at the sixteen pipes extending from under the largest pipe and said in disbelief: "These could be three hundred and twenty pools connected by sixteen pipes. If this explodes, the entire Shura City..."

"Is there anyone in Shura City that you care about?"

Zhou Li interrupted Tang Chao and asked calmly.

Tang Chao was stunned.

Oh, it's true.

If Zhou Li had a guilt value of 1 when he first washed the Hongwei Tower with snow, then his guilt value was 0.1 when he buried the Golden Snake Tower. The guilt value of the snowfall on the Tang family was 10 at the beginning, but after discovering that the snowfall was on Tang Shanhong, his guilt value became 0.

So now the guilt value of him about to bury Shura City is -10000000.

There is no negative feedback, only positive feedback.

Almost everyone in Shura City now deserved to die. No, it should be said that death was a relief for them. Being played around with by Qianhu was just the reward they deserved.

Besides, Qianhu is a kind person. If you listen to him, your death will not be too tragic.

At least there was an intact body.

Zhou Li knew clearly that none of the people in Shura City were innocent, and they would pollute the entire Fangyuan world and provide Tang Yugong with a steady supply of raw materials. Therefore, his current goal was to turn the residents of Shura City back to dust.

Then it turned into a handful of soil.

Of course, Zhou Li is also a kind person.

He will also leave these people with an intact body.

You can even leave some more on the corpse...

Do not ask.

"Don't ask."

Tang Cen stretched out his hand and coldly stopped Tang Chao who was about to speak, and said in a deep voice: "If you still want to stay rational, don't ask Zhou Li what to do next."

"?"

Tang Chao was stunned.

Stay sane?

Is he a proxy for some ancient god? If I ask, will I be tainted by the knowledge of the ancient gods?
"Master Jiang, are you sure our plan is feasible?"

Zhou Li looked at Jiang Li and asked.

After a brief silence and thought, the robot girl Jiang Li nodded and said with certainty: "It is very feasible."

“Will it not cause external pollution?”

Zhou Li asked.

"will not."

Jiang Li stretched out his finger and lightly touched the air. He said calmly, "This small world is completely closed to the outside world. Even if it is completely polluted, there will be no contact or loss from the outside world. At most, there will be a few insignificant traces."

“Does it smell?”

Zhou Li asked after hesitating for a moment.

This question almost made the girl's head burn.

"Probably... not."

Jiang Li also said uncertainly: "I haven't tried this either."

"Don't try it, it's contaminated."

Zhou Li waved his hand, then he looked at the not-so-sophisticated Tang Sect mechanical structure in front of him and said, "Do you think we should hold a memorial service?"

"Who are you paying tribute to?"

Tang Chao asked subconsciously.

"Machine soul."

Pointing to the machine used to differentiate the 320 underground storage devices in the 16 pipelines, Zhou Li said as a matter of course: "Isn't pacifying the machine spirit a prerequisite?"

Talking to you will indeed be polluted.

Tang Chao shut up.

Then, he watched Zhou Li walk to the Daming Micro-Differential Machine, put his hands on it devoutly and began to pray. After praying for an unknown period of time, Zhou Li nodded with satisfaction, and then said to Jiang Li, who was staring blankly at the side:

"Great Immortal, it's OK."

Jiang Li's eyes suddenly became sharp. She knew that she and Zhou Li would carry out an unprecedented "explosion operation" next. This operation was not just to blow up something, but also an experiment close to the level of discovering the special theory of relativity.

Even the great master Jiang Li could not guarantee the results of this experiment, and she could not even guarantee the process.

Because it's really twisted.

The small world is a desperate situation for many people, because everything here is set, and it is easy to cause various problems due to lack of adaptation.

But this is different for Zhou Li.

He is best at finding a set logical bug in the set place.

Then give the rule makers a little surprise.

for example···
Pray silently in your heart, and integrate the immortal energy and spiritual energy into one, and begin to flow along the order of "Tao".

Zhou Li slowly closed his eyes and let himself sink into the endless water. He was searching, searching for the pair of eyes that had always been watching him but had never looked at him.

Those eyes that saw countless colors and finally became one.

twisted, formal, perfect, flawed, sad, painful, desperate, sad, playful, fearful, joyful, calm, peaceful...

Endless peace.

There was only calmness left in those eyes.

He looked at Zhou Li as if he was looking at nonexistent air, indifferent and apathetic.

【How? 】 He asked, but he didn’t ask, because this was the text Zhou Li saw.

"Please bless me."

Zhou Li tried to open his tightly closed eyes, but he didn't allow himself to.

"The Yellow Painter."

【how? 】

The answer is also a question.

The painter in yellow looked at Zhou Li and asked.

"Please..."

As if he was fighting against himself, Zhou Li gritted his teeth, and all the muscles in his body trembled. Finally, he used up all his strength and whispered:
"Contaminate these sixteen pipelines."

“And all the storage.”

?

?

?

Doubt appeared in his calm eyes.

"Please bring down divine punishment."

Zhou Li said in a deep voice: "There is no cure for this world. The only way to be free is to embrace the yellow-clothed man."

【········】

Zhou Li seemed to see hesitation in those eyes.

"Please bring down divine punishment."

With true feelings, Zhou Li prayed: "Only sinners will be buried by the painter's ink and embrace the yellow truth."

The eyes moved slowly, as if observing this small world. After a long time, the eyes blinked for a moment, as if looking at this world with some disgust.

【Disgusting...】

Zhou Li said nothing, just lowered his head devoutly without saying a word.

After a long time, as if a decision had been made, a gray-brown luster appeared in those eyes. Then, behind Zhou Li, countless twisted vines and spreading tentacles began to slowly extend, as if touching his soul.

Soon, after a long sigh, Zhou Li felt the blessing of the yellow-robed painter and the last words He left behind.

[Be cleaner next time]

boom! ! ! !

Zhou Li's brain seemed to explode, and his consciousness instantly returned to his mind. In front of him was no longer the pupil that made people lose consciousness, but sixteen pipes and a differential engine.

"How long has it been?"

Zhou Li asked.

The nervous Tang Cen on the side breathed a sigh of relief, "Ten seconds."

Ten seconds?
Zhou Li felt like he had been thinking and being watched for a long time, but in reality only ten seconds had passed. If this wasn't a small world, he still wouldn't have activated this final "trump card".

Pray to the Yellow Painter.

So far, Zhou Li has come into contact with two ancient gods, the yellow-robed monk and the yellow-robed painter. The former is obviously malicious and chaotic. Although the latter acts strangely, he has obvious goodwill towards Zhou Li, otherwise the replica tiger talisman would not be effective.

However, good intentions do not mean safety. After two encounters with the ancient gods, Zhou Li realized that the existence of the ancient gods itself is a "danger" to the world. The yellow-robed monk's true face almost destroyed Shangjing. If it weren't for the monk Fahai's reminder after a thousand years, Zhou Li and his team would have found it difficult to find a way out.

Therefore, unless it was absolutely necessary, Zhou Li did not want to have any contact with the ancient gods, even if it was the Yellow-robed Painter who had expressed goodwill. You know, as a "human" existence, the Yellow-robed Painter himself sealed himself in the scroll to prevent polluting reality.

But now it is different. On the one hand, the small world is not afraid of being polluted, because once it has been polluted, it cannot be recognized in its original appearance.

On the other hand, Zhou Li really wanted to get rid of the crappy title of only being able to make shit happen.

But it has to explode, so Zhou Li chose a strange path that can be called running naked.

Pull down the ancient god and blow him up with me.

Became brothers.

Others couldn't see it, but Zhou Li could clearly see the traces of thick gray matter condensing on the differential machine, as well as the muttering that could be heard from time to time around him.

[Be cleaner next time]

Zhou Li coughed awkwardly, looked at the nervous mecha girl, cat, and human, and Tang Chao who was not nervous but confused, and said:

"Are you ready?"

"Ok?"

Tang Chao was a little confused, "So I still don't understand what you just said."

"remember."

Zhou Li's expression was more serious than ever before. He looked at Tang Chao and said in a deep voice:

"Don't listen, don't look, don't think."

This is a warning.

A very serious warning.

Tang Chao didn't have too much doubt at this time. If this group of people really wanted to kill him, there would be no need for such a long preparation. Just go straight to the point and use that 100% hit crotch kick a few times, and he would probably just lie on the ground and rest.

It was obvious that Zhou Li was helping himself, or was afraid that something might happen to him.

And just after saying this, Zhou Li moved.

The talisman that was cast earlier began to tremble in the sewage, as if it was disturbed by something. This was a very unusual phenomenon, because the talisman was not a living thing, and he should not feel frightened or afraid.

But that was all before facing the ash.

After facing the ash, the talisman had its own. He first began to think about how to perform his duties more perfectly, and to blow up each part with enough energy. Then, he felt a little nauseous.

What a bad smell.

What a disgusting environment.

But fortunately, his consciousness was not enough to make him "rebel", and he firmly came to his respective positions with his friends. Unlike usual, this time he found a more perfect point, and he believed that the explosion here would definitely cause greater casualties.

It's like art.

Soon, his friends all sat down. They didn't gather together, but they had the ability to communicate because of ink and ashes. After communicating, they were satisfied that the implementation of the plan this time would be particularly perfect.

Very, very perfect.

It’s so perfect that even I am amazed by it.

Let it burn.

All the talismans looked at each other and began to burn excitedly.

Sparks flew across the pipe filled with methane.

A day in Shura City is perfect, blissful and endless.

Qianhu is the one who never ends.

On the street, several thousand households continued to help others. However, for some reason, perhaps as if their fat memory had been activated, they suddenly all fell silent. At the same time, they all showed expressions of fear and terror on their faces.

What scares these psychopaths?
The other residents were stunned. They had never thought that there was something in this world that could scare these clones. Under their gaze, the thousand households drew their swords instantly as if it was a custom, and then...

Committed suicide.

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Although I don’t understand, I respect it.

The residents of Shura City all breathed a sigh of relief. They had almost thought that Shura City would be renamed the Moral Model City. Fortunately, these plague gods died on their own. They can always...
?

What real sound?

Suddenly, a deafening explosion suddenly broke through the silent air, tearing apart all the tranquility in an instant.

The huge shock wave spread rapidly in all directions, shaking the surrounding ground. The biogas tank was like an enraged beast, releasing terrifying energy.

And that "taste" that melts everything.

The flames shot up into the sky in an instant, and the blazing flames illuminated the surrounding scenery red. Thick smoke billowed, and the pungent smell quickly spread, suffocating people. The raging fire burned everything, turning the grass and trees into ashes and burning the soil.

Blasted.

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Exploded! (End of this chapter)