Bring some shock to the world of cultivating immortals

"Old friend?"

Zhou Li was stunned for a moment, "Sing the song Rua Pulan..."

"I beg you."

Tang Wan, who was standing by, pushed Zhou Li hard and said, "Don't use such a lame joke that no one can understand in such a serious occasion."

Zhou Li, who was caught off guard, stood up staggeringly, scratched his hair and chuckled, "Then I just think the atmosphere is too heavy."

"So, which old friend is it?"

Zhou Li looked at Tang San and asked.

"Overalls, black shirt, and a chicken when you turn around."

Under Zhou Li's shocked gaze, Tang San seriously cooperated with him to play an extremely bad joke. Then he realized that Tang San was serious.

This "old friend" really looks like this.

No.

Zhou Li thought he was abstract enough. Batman's abstract posture was already a little unacceptable to the well-informed Beiliang people. I didn't expect that there were still masters more than a thousand years ago.

"Anyway, this old friend said that you will meet again if you have a chance in the future."

Tang San seemed to want to skip this topic, and said hurriedly: "Anyway, the things are handed over to you, and I have also paid off the matter of the twelve talismans. I won't say more."

Hey you.

Without giving Zhou Li a chance to continue asking questions, Tang San looked at Tang Wan beside him and said with loving eyes:

"Are you my descendant?"

"I am Tang Wan, a descendant of our ancestor."

Tang Wan lowered his head and spoke respectfully.

The people of Tang Sect may not respect the emperor or the gods, but they have deep respect for Tang San. This is not due to blood or status, but Tang San's brilliant resume and the amazing wisdom that led Tang Sect to prosperity.

Even Tang Wan is the same.

"good."

Although there was a suspicious pause, for some reason Tang San still admired this descendant of his. He reached out his hand, gently patted Tang Wan's shoulder, and said:

"The poorer you are, the more resolute you are. You have a narrow mind but a kind heart. You are stingy with your friends but will help them. You are so poor that you don't commit adultery or plunder. You just live on leftovers and can't even get ill-gotten gains. Although it has something to do with your intelligence."

"As expected of my Tang San's descendant."

Zhou Li, who was standing by, suddenly felt like the sky was falling.

I have been working hard on abstraction all my life, but these two words from this talented player almost made Tang Wan, who has always liked to roll the dice, so angry that he almost died.

Yu Sui was more innocent. She couldn't hold back her laughter and just laughed.

Tang Wan was so angry that she just shook her head. She wanted to speak but couldn't say anything. You said let's give it a try. Tang San could kill her with his toes as easily as kicking a stray dog ​​to death. You said to argue with him. First, you may not be able to scold him better. Second, the other party is Tang Wan's ancestor, and he is a living ancestor.

Steamed buns, are you not convinced?
For the first time, Tang Wan felt a deep sense of powerlessness, a suppression that he could not even feel from Zhou Li.

Ancestor, you are so powerful.

"Tang Wan, let me ask you."

Putting away the smile on his face, Tang San looked at Tang Wan and asked seriously: "Are you ready?"

"be prepared?"

Tang Wan blinked, "Me? What preparations?"

"Ok?"

Tang San was stunned for a moment, "Didn't you come in prepared?"

"what?"

Tang Wan was even more confused, "What preparations?"

"Hey?"

Tang San fell into a brief confusion. He touched his chin and said to himself doubtfully, "This shouldn't be the case. If you had come to the ninth floor, you would have heard my message. Only when you are ready and face the truth of the Tang Sect, will everything in the past be revealed to you."

"Ok?"

Hearing this, Tang Wan was stunned for a moment, "Why does this sound familiar?" "I sealed this sentence in the ninth floor of the Chiyou Sword. You will only come here if you make up your mind and pick up the Chiyou Sword."

Touching his chin, Tang San asked doubtfully: "Isn't it?"

Yu Sui, Zhou Li and Tang Wan looked at each other. They had no impression of this so-called Chi You Sword, let alone these words that sounded like a task reminder.

What's going on? Is there a bug?
"It shouldn't be..."

Now it was Tang San's turn to be confused, "You haven't got the Chiyou Sword, nor have you made up your mind, but you've heard these words, how can you still come in?"

"What is your situation?"

"What determination?"

Tang Wan seemed to have discovered something and asked quickly, "What decision have you made?"

"To be precise, it's firmness."

Tang San said in a deep voice: "As long as you have firm beliefs and dare to face any truth, you can enter here."

"Then let me ask."

Tang Wan thought for a second and then hesitated, "What if... I mean, if I encounter a more explosive truth and I accept it, how about that?"

"A more explosive truth?"

Tang San blinked, "What?"

"I am a man."

Tang Wan said in a deep voice: "At least seven or eight years ago, I also stood to go to the toilet."

Tang San was shocked.

Visibly, Tang San's mouth grew bigger, his eyes grew bigger, and his brain also grew bigger.

"I was originally in the fifth realm of spiritual energy, but later I activated the backup hidden energy and fell back to the first realm."

Tang Wan said calmly.

Tang San coughed twice and wanted to say something.

"After I became a woman, my father kept me locked up at home for scientific experiments. I finally found an opportunity to turn my great grandfather into a woman, gave my father a laxative for animals, and escaped. I thought I would never go home in this lifetime, but due to an accident, I returned to the Tang Sect and was hunted down by my father."

"Then you, then you, then you..."

Looking at the lively Tang Wan, who has no mental illness, although a little stupid, there is a shrewdness in his eyes.

Tang San suddenly smiled with relief.

"What a little girl, you are worthy of being Tang San's descendant."

Tang San said with relief: "Your will is so strong. You have been through so much but still managed to stay mentally healthy. You are absolutely unique in the world."

Tang San originally said this to encourage Tang Wan, as an encouragement from his ancestors. But after saying this, the air fell into a strange and awkward silence.

"That's not really the case."

Tang Wan said tactfully: "Zhou Li is much worse off than I am."

"Hey me?"

Zhou Li suddenly became furious.

Silence, long silence.

After a long sigh, Tang San's eyes were filled with pity, pure pity. He looked at the two and said, "It's okay, at least your parents are still alive."

"I was born without parents."

Zhou Li said calmly.

"Hey."

Facing Tang San's pleading gaze, Yu Sui knocked her head and stuck out her tongue playfully.

"I will not have a father or a mother the day after tomorrow."

This time, Tang San really felt a little scared.

What is this stuff?
A collection of jokes from hell? (End of this chapter)