Bring some shock to the world of cultivating immortals

Farmers use paraquat because they want to make it effective.

The herb used in Longshan is the herb. Herb. Crying.

What do you mean?
"It's like this. The second elder refined a batch of smart pills. After taking them, people's brains can be clear and their wisdom can be increased in a short period of time. But this smart pill has side effects. It will cause the body's hair to grow extremely fast and even affect normal life."

Liu Kuang scratched his face and said happily: "You also know that although your master is naturally intelligent and has superior intelligence, people always have to make further progress. At that time, I was really curious about what it felt like to be smarter, so I secretly showed off the intelligence pill that I gave to Second Senior Sister."

"One?"

Tang Wan asked.

"One pound."

Liu Kuang replied.

You really need a smart pill.

"and then?"

Tang Wan asked while holding the porridge.

"Then your master's hair spread to the foot of the mountain."

Liu Kuang sighed and said, "I was so miserable back then. If your brothers wanted to bring me food, they had to crawl through my hair first, and then climb up along my hair. Otherwise, they couldn't find me at all."

Wait, your suspicious pause is making my brain race.

"Later, your second sister invented the Crying Herb for me in order to prevent my hair from spreading to their mountain. The effect of this thing was so strong that I didn't shave my hair for two years after taking it because there was no hair at all."

Looking at the optimistic Liu Kuang, Tang Wan became less optimistic.

No.

Dude.

Does your hair know that you are so optimistic?

Do you know your leg hair?
Does your Polamao know?

I fucking know!
"Master, can we... not drink this?"

Tang Wan forced a smile and asked, "Can I make another one?"

"What do you say?"

Liu Kuang said with a smile on his face: "This immortal energy was condensed by your master with great effort, and it can be obtained once a month. If you waste it, you will have to wait another month."

Tang Wan was desperate.

It’s so cheap. Very cheap.

How can we cure this kind of thing called hand-nosedness?

Liu Kuang smiled and left the kitchen. As for his apprentice, Liu Kuang thought she was a talent, with good talent in both refining equipment and practicing Qi.

On the other hand, it would be really fun if this little gadget wasn't bigger.

"Master, can this be done?"

The apprentice who was cooking in the kitchen today came forward and asked nervously, "The herb is quite potent, won't something happen to Junior Sister if she eats it?"

"It's not like you haven't eaten Baicao Kuang before." Waving his hands, Liu Kuang said nonchalantly, "In order to prevent accidental ingestion, the smell of Baicao Kuang is stronger than shit. She probably can't stand it after smelling it. Your senior brother, who can even eat Houttuynia cordata stewed with large intestine, can't eat this. I guess she will have to throw the dish away in the end."

"Too."

Nodding, Liu Kuang's apprentice agreed: "The Baicaoku stuff really tastes like crap. I guess Junior Sister wouldn't dare to eat it."

"That's right."

Liu Kuang laughed.

"Master."

At night, Zhou Li cried, "Can you please ask Master to help me, just help me."

Zhuge Qing's hand holding the teacup stopped in mid-air. She looked at Zhou Li in astonishment and asked hesitantly, "Disciple, what are you doing?"

"That's so stupid, so stupid."

Zhou Li never liked to swear in front of Zhuge Qing, but this time he couldn't help it. He suppressed the urge to hug Zhuge Qing's thigh and cry, and said through gritted teeth: "Master, please give me a chance to beg the old Taoist priest. This thing is really not something a human can beat. This is not it, this is not it!!"

Hearing this, Zhuge Qing seemed to understand something and smiled helplessly. She reached out her hand, rubbed Zhou Li's head, and said gently:

"My disciple, you are extremely talented. Ordinary training will not allow you to make further progress. Only by fighting against truly powerful enemies can you make rapid progress on the road of cultivation. Your master created you, who is stronger than you, as your opponent in order to give you a sense of urgency."

"No, no."

Zhou Li was about to cry, "You are so mean, so mean..."

"How can a normal person sing over 60 minutes of Peking opera and curse at others during a fight?"

Yes, the "reflection" in the Xuan Emperor Jiuqing Yinxu Chengling Jiazi gap instant talisman is another Zhou Li who is one point stronger than Zhou Li. He not only has all the fighting habits of Zhou Li, but also has Zhou Li's abilities and abilities that are stronger than Zhou Li. The most terrifying thing is that he has a mouth that Zhou Li can't resist.

The logic of Emperor Xuan's Jiuqing Yinxu Chengling Jiazixi Shunfu is to visualize Zhou Li's "self in his mind", and then extract various "powerful people" in Zhou Li's memory and condense them into a stronger Zhou Li.

However, there is a not-so-friendly creature mixed into the list of "powerful people".

Hou Jue.

Yes, what is now in front of Zhou Li is a SP Zhou Li who has the same bottom line as Zhou Li, is proficient in the five elements of spiritual magic, and has a broken mouth that is the result of the condensation of Zhou Li and Hou Jue.

Whether he can win or not is another matter. After all, Zhou Li used the Xuan Emperor Jiuqing Yinxu Chengling Jiazi Gap Instant Talisman in order to practice the Five Elements Spiritual Technique. But the problem is that Zhou Li in this SP world is too mean. Not only is he mean, but he is also very literary. He can do everything from talking to learning to joking and singing. He can make up a smooth jingle at any time and place, comparable to "Your mother's head is like a ball, kicked into a department store."

You can't beat him, you can't scold him, and you can't even win a spiritual victory. For the first time, Zhou Li knew the powerlessness of others when facing him. He was like a sticky dog ​​shit holding the Heavenly Sword. You can't beat him, and you can't dodge him. Fighting him desperately not only risks being chopped into twelve pieces, but also being attacked by sticky ideas.

Is he dead? Really?

This time, Zhou Li, who was always shameless on the outside and inside, couldn't stand it anymore. He even asked Zhuge Qing for help, not to lower the difficulty of the Emperor Xuan Jiuqing Yinxu Chengling Jiazi Gap Instant Talisman, but to make himself in the talisman shut up.

Zhuge Qing refused.

"That's right, disciple."

Zhuge Qing said earnestly, "You told me before that verbal attack is also a part of attack. Don't play if you don't like it. In the past, you have always relied on your superior talent and quick understanding to attack others with words. But no one can guarantee that there will be someone in this world who is better at verbal attack than you and will become your enemy one day. Think about it, if such a person really appears suddenly and you have never experienced all this, you will be caught off guard easily. How bad is that? Therefore, this training is still necessary."

This was the first time Zhou Li saw Zhuge Qing say so many words in one breath.

It was also the first time that Zhou Li realized that the boomerang brought by his broken mouth would never end. (End of this chapter)