Bring some shock to the world of cultivating immortals

The good news is that taking poison doesn’t mean everything you eat is poison.

Bad news, not eating poison is because you have to drink poison.

Can't eat fast enough.

Drink fast enough.

"You mean, because of her physical problem, she needs to consume a large amount of immortal energy and poison at the same time. But the problem is that most poisons are solid, and the speed of consuming poison is very slow and cannot keep up with the consumption of immortal energy. So you need a poison that is toxic enough and can be drunk to assist her in her cultivation?"

In the elders' chamber of the Medicine Pavilion, the second elder Wang Siyu was stunned. He looked at Liu Kuang and Tang Wan, who both looked very heavy, and asked in disbelief:

"Have you taken Wushisan?"

Tang Wan shrugged helplessly, then took out the letter given to her by the old Taoist priest, which described Tang Wan's current health problems.

The old Taoist priest was afraid that Wang Siyu would not believe this outrageously humorous story, so he wrote a letter.

"Did you take the medicine together with the old Taoist priest?"

Wang Siyu would rather believe that the old Taoist priest had eaten more than a thousand tons of Wu Shi San and became insane than believe that someone would take poison to practice due to blood problems and could not eat solid food and could only drink liquids.

Isn't this neurosis?
"Okay, okay~"

Seeing Tang Wan's expression that was almost like "Stop it, I'll beg you to die", Wang Siyu waved his hands and said with lingering fear: "I believe it, I believe it. None of Liu Kuang's disciples are normal. I have seen it."

"Hey?!"

Liu Kuang was stunned for a moment, then shouted: "What do you mean?! What do you mean?! What do you mean there is not a single normal person among my disciples! Second Senior Sister, even if there are many normal people among your disciples, what about the normal people among my disciples? Are they not normal? Yes, even if there are no normal people among my disciples, does that mean normal people are not normal people?"

Tang Wan was stunned.

She looked at Liu Kuang and pointed at him without saying a word, just with a calm and steady smile.

Tang Wan was somewhat desperate.

I was just wondering why the quotes from Changshu Arnold that Zhou Li always mocked were so familiar.

Isn’t this fucking Liu Kuang?
"Then why is your butt red?"

Facing Liu Kuang, whose face turned red with anger, Wang Siyu asked with a calm smile.

"Then let me ask you, then let me ask you!"

Liu Kuang was almost driven crazy by this sentence, but due to the Second Senior Sister's authority and his own hidden illness, he really needed Second Senior Sister's care, so he could only blush and say:

"Well, since you asked me, I can only ask me."

Tang Wan stood aside without changing his expression.

Haha, do you think I would feel ashamed to be Liu Kuang’s apprentice?
No, I'll just feel like home!

Thinking that Longhu Mountain also has Liu Kuang, a specialty like Beiliang, Tang Wan, who originally had no sense of belonging, could not help but hum.

"Okay, I believe it."

Waving her hand, Wang Siyu, who was wearing a long white gauze dress, said, "There is a glass jade bottle in the third row, third column of the sandalwood cabinet on the left. The amount in it can be used for about a month. If it's not enough, come and ask me for it. Go ahead."

"Thank you, Second Senior Sister."

Liu Kuang said happily: "Then I'll go."

"Oh, right."

Wang Siyu casually said, "I put your hemorrhoid medicine in the lower compartment, don't forget to take it."

Liu Kuang's expression froze.

It was visibly that Liu Kuang blushed.

If the red that Liu Kuang had just received after Wang Siyu revealed that there were no normal people among his disciples was slightly red, then the red that Liu Kuang had received now was completely like a lightning whirlwind red. It could be said that a high temperature alarm had already begun.

"Second Senior Sister..."

Gritting his teeth, Liu Kuang whispered, "I have to have some dignity and authority like a master, right!"

"How can you tell others such a private matter?!"

"Still my apprentice?!" Liu Kuang turned his head and looked at Tang Wan beside him.

Then, he saw a small face without eyebrows without any fluctuations. He did not burst into laughter at the knowledge that his master had hemorrhoids, nor did he feel pity for him. He was just very calm, as calm as if he had accepted his own hairlessness.

?

Liu Kuang was stunned.

Wang Siyu was also stunned.

Wang Siyu said this just to tease his junior brother. Anyway, everyone in the sect who had some strength or connections knew that he had hemorrhoids, so it didn't matter if he said it out loud.

But she didn't expect that after learning such a humorous thing, Tang Wan did not show a series of emotions such as laughter, pity and shock, but was just very calm, as calm as a pool of water.

But Liu Kuang just felt touched.

When other people learned that Liu Kuang had hemorrhoids, they would more or less have a hint of pity in their eyes, and who knows if they would even burst into laughter behind his back.

But this new disciple of mine not only did not show any pity or smile, he was not even surprised. What a perfect mind and what a wonderful character.

Oh my god, is she the reincarnation of a fairy?

Liu Kuang was deeply moved.

Tang Wan felt numb inside.

Alas, no.

I knew you had hemorrhoids before I knew you.

What, do you need me to perform a belly laugh now?

Just like that, the silent Tang Wan and the moved Liu Kuang took the medicine, left the Medicine Pavilion, and started a new practice.

Looking at the potatoes and chicken stewed in front of her, Tang Wan's tears flowed.

Not painful.

It's touching.

"This was done by Zhou Li, right?"

Looking up, Tang Wan's words were filled with nostalgia and emotion, "Master, Zhou Li has been here, right?"

"Yes."

Liu Kuang was shocked, "You and Master Zhou have a good relationship. Now I can tell that he cooked the dish."

"Of course."

Tang Wan, with tears in his eyes, picked up six pieces of potato cubes that were shiny and delicious at first glance, and said with emotion: "There is only one beast in the world who would use ginger cubes to disguise potato cubes."

Liu Kuang was stunned.

After a short silence, Liu Kuang let out an awkward smile. He had not expected that Zhou Li would come all the way from here just to disgust Tang Wan.

He didn't expect that Tang Wan could tell something was wrong at first glance.

"Okay, let's practice."

Liu Kuang waved his hands feebly and said, "You must practice diligently, otherwise if you lose too much strength, I'm afraid Zhou Li will beat you in the future."

Tang Wan nodded.

"If you are strong enough, you can beat Zhou Li."

Tang Wan was visibly excited. He seemed to be activated, full of beautiful fantasies and expectations for the future.

Liu Kuang seemed to have grasped the key to how to get along with Tang Wan.

This is like the sardine theory. If you only put sardines in, they will die of lack of oxygen because they are too lazy to move for a long time. At this time, you need to put a catfish in. The catfish will chase the sardines, so that the sardines will eventually die of lack of oxygen due to long-term high-intensity exercise.

Will be bitten to death by catfish. (End of this chapter)