Bring some shock to the world of cultivating immortals

Chapter 809: Interesting Ways (Two in One)

Looking at the liquid in the bowl in front of him, Tang Wan fell silent.

Did I fuck God's mother in my previous life, so I have to suffer like this in this life?

At first, Tang Wan was very happy to know that he could evolve just by eating. How could this not be a good thing for someone who had already engraved eating into his instinct?

This is like telling a high school student that he can be admitted to Tsinghua University or Peking University as long as he can guide the catheter. Tang Wan laughed on the spot.

But soon, she found that whether she ate immortal energy or spiritual energy, it didn't have much effect. Just when she was wondering if the old master was framing her, a bowl of Baicao Crying made her feel like she was struck by lightning.

She needs to consume spiritual energy and immortal energy to evolve.

But you have to take it with poison.

This is like saying that there is a Taoist temple in Tsinghua University, and then reminding the other party that he can only say this to Sun Xiaochuan.

Hey, what the hell?
Tang Wan finally accepted this outcome, just like accepting dumplings stuffed with strawberries dipped in sugar. Although it was painful, he still had to accept the fact that this thing was edible.

At first, Liu Kuang just found some common poisons for Tang Wan, such as...

"Master, are you serious?"

Tang Wan, looking pale, stumbled to open the door and asked with a sad face, "Do you think it's normal to give me laxatives?"

"Laxatives are also poisons."

Liu Kuang, who was fiddling with the ornaments, was stunned for a moment and asked in confusion: "What's wrong? It doesn't work?"

Tang Wan was silent.

Looking at the dragon and tiger Arnold in front of him, Tang Wan showed a sad smile, "Master, is there a possibility? Laxative is indeed a good poison. After I eat it, I can also absorb the immortal energy by relying on the toxicity in it."

"Is it that I won't let it all out?"

Liu Kuang was stunned.

Looking at Liu Kuang's eyes full of innocence, Tang Wan was desperate.

Your mother, you didn't mean to hurt me.

Are you really using laxatives to help me eat?
After a brief silence, Liu Kuang smiled awkwardly, scratched his head, and said, "This... I didn't pay much attention to it. You know, I often practice fasting, so I'm not used to eating."

Tang Wan was somewhat desperate.

If Liu Kuang did it on purpose and wanted to play with her, then Tang Wan would only find the feeling of home and school and then start a battle of wits and courage with Liu Kuang.

But after realizing that Liu Kuang didn't mean it, she felt despair from the bottom of her heart. It's like constipation can be solved through medication and diet therapy, but how do you solve the problem of your master suffering from intellectual disabilities?
Use a big truck to reincarnate him?

Thinking of this, Tang Wan's smile couldn't help but carry a hint of despair. She sighed and asked Liu Kuang, "Master, do you have any normal poison?"

"As long as it's not a laxative."

Then, Liu Kuang took out a pill and handed it to Tang Wan solemnly.

Tang Wan took the pill, and after a brief silence, she asked in a deep voice: "Master, please tell me what kind of poison this is."

"Burning firewood poison."

Liu Kuang said confidently: "This is very useful, I have used it before."

Tang Wan suddenly became interested, "Oh? What effect?"

Liu Kuang laughed and said, "After eating this, you will feel hot all over, and then fire spirits will gather in your body, and finally gather at your crotch and burst out together."

"Isn't this still a fucking laxative?!"

Tang Wan roared and threw the pill to the ground.

Following the wonderful monkey catching the moon, Liu Kuang caught the pill before it was broken. Then he put the pill on the table with lingering fear and said unhappily: "I am your master after all. Can I harm you again and again?"

"The crotch burst isn't what you think!"

Tang Wan was startled for a moment, then a look of guilt emerged on her face. She took the pill and asked timidly, "Then...what is the effect of this pill?"

"If ordinary people eat it, they will most likely spit out fire and die. But after we cultivators eat it, it is likely that our fire spirits will become unbalanced, and we will eventually be haunted by fire spirits. This can be solved."

Liu Kuang said.

Tang Wan thought about it carefully and found that there was nothing wrong with what she said. She nodded and said to Liu Kuang apologetically, "Master, I'm sorry, I wronged you."

Liu Kuang smiled, waved his hand and said, "Okay, go ahead, come find me if anything happens."

?

Tang Wan was stunned for a moment, then left.

The next day.

"Master, you mean that you wanted to use the fire spirit to burn off your hemorrhoids and then transform this pill in order to fight poison with poison?"

Tang Wan, lying on the bed, asked numbly.

Liu Kuang stood at the door, holding a basket of fruit, his eyes full of guilt, "I'm sorry, it was so long ago, I didn't think of it at the time."

"When I remembered it, it was too late."

Tang Wan's smile was full of sadness and beauty.

"never mind."

She said, "I'd better go ask the Second Elder for some."

"Disciple, give me a chance to make amends."

Taking out a bottle of pills and placing it in front of Tang Wan, Liu Kuang said sincerely: "This is a bottle of..."

"Why don't you make me cry some more."

Tang Wan said with a numb smile: "I am familiar with that thing, and I have nothing to cry about now, come on."

"That thing...is gone."

Liu Kuang sighed and said, "Who knew you would eat the whole bottle?"

Tang Wan smiled sadly. The problem now was that she couldn't get out of bed for the time being, so she could only rely on Liu Kuang to help her. But what she was afraid of was that Liu Kuang would help her.

"Don't worry, disciple. This poison is called Rixuan Dan. It accumulates toxins by causing imbalance of yin and yang. It is a chronic poison and the effect is very suitable for you. You can completely take this poison and then take some immortal energy to start practicing."

Tang Wan thought carefully about Liu Kuang's words and found that there was really no big problem. After a short silence, she said:

"Master, I believe in you."

Three days later, Tang Wan, who had been in a coma for three days after taking a Rixuan Pill, endured the burning pain and dragged Liu Kuang, who had a smirk on his face, to the second elder's medicine tasting pavilion.

"You mean, your apprentice needs to take poison before practicing. You gave her a Sun Profound Pill, a pill that will make her unconscious for three days after taking it?"

After a brief pause, Wang Siyu nodded, "Well, Third Junior Brother, you are you."

After leaving the Medicine Pavilion, Tang Wan finally got a bottle of poison that belonged to her. This poison was not a sleeping pill that would prevent her from practicing after taking it, nor was it a laxative that would help her expel all her spiritual energy after taking it, nor was it a hemorrhoid medicine that would make her "without hemorrhoids but as painful as having hemorrhoids" after taking it.

This is a bottle of pure poison.

This is pure poison.

Looking at the pill bottle in her hand, Tang Wan breathed a sigh of relief. Then, she took the dizziness pill.

How did the world turn upside down?
wrong!

Tang Wan fell to the ground with a thud, and was horrified to discover a terrible fact.

She was the one who got it wrong!

The whole person's vision was completely reversed, and the brain seemed to be thrown into a ball and kicked back and forth, and it was completely unable to adjust. Moreover, as long as he moved, the whole person would be extremely dizzy and could not practice at all.

wrong.

wrong.

wrong.

Three things went wrong in her mind, and Tang Wan forced herself to calm down. She had heard that Liu Kuang was unreliable, but the second elder Wang Siyu was definitely not an unreliable person.

As the second elder of the Medicine Pavilion, Wang Siyu's knowledge of elixirs must have reached the Grandmaster level, and it is impossible for her not to know the effect of this dizzy upside-down powder. She also knew that she needed to practice after taking the poison, and it was impossible for her to play the old trick of Changshu Arnold like Liu Kuang.

She has her own intentions.

Since Zhou Li was not around, Tang Wan understood a lot in an instant. She forced herself to calm down, regulate the spiritual energy in her body, and began to practice forcefully.

No.

Before she could stand up, she lost her balance and fell to the side. She tried to grab the edge of the bed in a panic, but her hands kept touching her butt.

Like a pervert.

Tang Wan didn't move, she began to try to adapt to this body. Her current state was like being drunk and being possessed by a ghost, her whole body was numb. First she moved her fingers, then her toes, and finally her arm touched her own buttocks.

I am in Gan Shenmo?
Tang Wan's mind was blank at this moment. She couldn't even perform the basic skill of "standing up", let alone practice. After a long hesitation, Tang Wan frowned, closed her eyes, and began to try to practice the technique.

The martial art that Tang Wan is practicing now is the standard martial art of Longhu Mountain called "Xuan Gong". The effect of this martial art is to use the immortal energy to circulate in the body, slowly transforming the meridians and veins in various parts of the body, allowing them to adapt to the immortal energy and absorb more of it.

Now, all of Tang Wan's senses were reversed, even her perception of the meridians was reversed. She tried to control the immortal energy to enter the broken spiritual field, but no matter how she tried, she could not accurately guide the immortal energy to the spiritual field.

"Why is this?"

Squatting at the door of Tang Wan's room, looking at Tang Wan curled up in a twisted posture, Liu Kuang asked Wang Siyu beside him worriedly: "She won't beat herself to death, right?"

"You can't beat yourself to death."

Wang Siyu crossed her arms, wearing a bright yellow dress that made her look warm and gentle, but her beautiful eyes were filled with indifference. "She has less than 1% control over her body. Only when she has complete control over her body can the Pixiu bloodline really have room to play."

"So the laxatives, sleeping pills, and hemorrhoid medicines were all to help her take control of her body?"

Liu Kuang said helplessly: "Second Senior Sister, you have caused me so much trouble. I guess I am now a retard in the eyes of this little disciple."

"no way."

Shrugging, Wang Siyu said with a faint smile: "Only by leaving her defenseless can these drugs have the greatest effect. Now she has a great understanding of her own body."

"Only when she has complete control over the dizziness and upside-down dispersion can she truly reshape the spiritual field."

Looking at Tang Wan who was trying to hit his right face with his left hand, Liu Kuang sighed worriedly, "I hope she can do it."

into the night.

Tang Wan was lying on the ground, sweating profusely, feeling drowsy, but she refused to fall asleep. She clenched her right hand tightly, then slowly loosened it. This was the only "action" she had done so far.

A complete action without any omissions.

Not easy.

Tang Wan tried to sigh, but gave up after she spit out a mouthful of saliva.

This medicine is really strong.

She collapsed on the ground with some weakness, her limbs spread out. Tang Wan had completely lost her direction and didn't know what to do.

Cultivating immortals is really difficult...

The old Taoist priest’s words “The path to becoming an immortal is as difficult as ascending to heaven” came to Tang Wan’s mind, and he felt a little melancholy for a moment.

Why have I worked so hard until now?

To get more fries?
But even if I don’t practice Taoism, I still have a lot of French fries.

What is that for?
To restore the glory of the Tang Clan?

Thinking of this, Tang Wan felt happy deep down in his heart.

The Tang Clan no longer needs glory. Just as Tang Song said, it is already very good for the Tang Clan to maintain its current state. If there is a new emperor, the Tang Clan will probably have to cut off its tail to survive.

Then what is it for?
Thinking of Zhu Qianyun, Tang Wan felt a little melancholy again.

When Zhu Qianyun was still a small fist, Tang Cen did not have any improper thoughts about Zhu Qianyun. In other words, he and Zhou Li were in cahoots with each other at that time, so there was no such thing as a romantic relationship.

But when Zhu Qianyun came back, Tang Wan felt something was wrong. He seemed to have always paid a lot of attention to Qianyun, especially when they met again, Tang Wan was really happy.

For Qianyun?

After thinking about it, Tang Wan felt that Qianyun should also work hard to marry him.

Oh, fuck.

Tang Wan felt like laughing. His life was too perfect now, so perfect that he wanted to practice Taoism to suffer.

There was nothing wrong with my friends, lover, and relatives. Compared to Zhou Li, I was so lucky that my parents and even my great-grandparents were still alive. I also had a good relationship with Qianyun, and she even wanted to throw me into the QQ space at any time.

Then why should I cultivate immortality?

Tang Wan was a little confused.

According to common sense, I should now recall some touching stories, and then shout about friendship, bonds, and overcoming myself, and soar into the sky.

But the thing is, I'm so damn happy.

I am so happy that I can't find any reason to work hard.

Reasons to work hard...

After thinking about it, Tang Wan was suddenly stunned.

Hey, it seems there really is a reason.

Tang Wan blinked and scratched his face with his hand, and the confusion in his eyes gradually faded away.

Actually, Tang Wan had felt that she was not a simple person before. After all, she often had a kind of hidden expectation, like expecting destruction, wanting to do something to destroy something. If it weren't for Tang Song and Tang Xiumei's constant care for her, I'm afraid Tang Cen would really do something.

However, at some point, that feeling of anticipation came back again. However, this time, the thing that made her feel happy from the bottom of her heart changed from destruction to...

Whole life.

(End of this chapter)