Bring some shock to the world of cultivating immortals

"There are six treasures in Beiliang today."

After slamming the gavel, the man took a sip of tea and began to tell the story.

“The first treasure is the old treasure Huang Dingjun who is the one in the family!”

Striking a bow and arrow, the man said passionately:

"That old man holds the Qilin bow, and he can shoot all the enemy's horses to death with one arrow! Not a single one will be left alive! Do you know what it feels like to lose a horse on the battlefield? That's a real dead horse, a real dead horse!"

"Then you may ask, Lao Bao only knows how to shoot centaurs? Then I want to tell you, no, it's too simple."

Changing his posture, with his right foot on the chair, the man gestured and said, "Lao Bao's strongest skill is still his unparalleled archery skill! He can kill an army of soldiers! There was once a young general named Cao Chong, who thought he could look down on all the heroes by wearing an invincible rattan armor? What was the result? Lao Bao simply stole his wife's money to buy wine and a fire fan. Guess what? Wine! Kill with fire! Kill an army of soldiers!"

After touching the gavel, the man continued:

"This second treasure is the legendary Little Treasure Huang Jun. You may wonder why he is Little Treasure, and why his last name is Huang, but that is not important! Because the reason why he is the second treasure is because he is a complete idiot, a noob, forget it!"

After a loud shout, the man picked up a glass of wine and said with great pride:

"This third treasure is the white sand, which is said to be a treasure in everything. This Miss Bai is a collector of collectors. A few days ago, she even kept a six-word motto note left by a mysterious young man named Zhou during her enrollment. She can be said to be the epitome of collectors."

"It is called the black history harvester." "This is the fourth treasure!"

The man's voice rose an octave and he said loudly, "My name is Sun Defeng, and my nickname is Chicken Pot. Of course, this doesn't just mean that Sun Defeng can be a blessed old rooster when he pinches his throat, but also because this old Bi is like a bowl of Chicken Pot, knowing everything. Of course, he and Chicken Pot have a similar purpose."

“It’s expensive.”

After taking a sip of tea to moisten his throat, he spoke slowly:
"The fifth treasure is our Mr. Low-income Security, Lu Anping. This idiot Lu Anping has worse luck than Tang Cen, the light of Beiliang. He won the honor of two championships in the [Struck by Lightning Twice in Ten Seconds] competition, and also won the excellent result of [How many times a day is enough for a person to be hit by a pig] twelve times. In addition, in our annual Beiliang lottery event, he is the only one who accurately drew the [No Lottery Next Year] among more than a thousand tickets, so he is called Mr. Low-income Security."

After a pause, Zhou Li finally couldn't help but slander. He slammed the table, gnashing his teeth as he angrily said, "I was beaten black and blue by Shangguan Hong under my mask.

"This sixth treasure is Shangguan Hong, who is the most precious of all treasures, the most powerful of all dragons, the most stupid of all treasures."

Facing the new batch of students from Beiliang, Zhou Li began to slander them intensively.

"Shangguan Hong has a terrifying face with green face and fangs. She can cure children's night crying better than Dabao. Not to mention night crying, she can even scare children into holding back when they get up at night. Not only does she look violent, she is also violent. She shows off her eight-sided Han sword every day. She beats eighty-year-old men and three-year-old children. Anyway, she just can't stop. Do you know why the birth rate of the elderly in Beiliang Imperial College is low? It's because she beats the elderly every day, which makes the elderly have no mood to contribute to the birth rate of the Ming Dynasty. It's very disgusting, very..."

Looking at Shangguan Hong, who was holding the eight-sided Han sword and leaning against the door frame with a calm expression, Zhou Li forced an extremely painful smile.

"Kouxi, can we reconcile?" (End of this chapter)