Bring some shock to the world of cultivating immortals

Chapter 84 The Departed Dave

The weather was clear, the sun was shining, and the wind was gentle.

The big mushroom is very enchanting.

"Why did it become like this... It was the first time I saw my beloved Puff Mushroom. I defeated the zombies. Two happy things overlapped. And these two happy things brought me even more happiness. Got it , was supposed to be a time of happiness like a dream...but, why, did it become like this..."

Crouching at the door of the flower garden, the lost Dave had an iron bucket on his head, and kept thinking.

Seeing this scene, Zhou Li and Tang Wan looked at each other, not knowing what happened.

"If I knew what happened, I wouldn't bother you."

The old pedant at the side held the teapot and said to Zhou Li angrily:

"Since killing the old Taoist yesterday, this foreigner has been squatting at the door, planting a big puff mushroom and talking here, and he doesn't know what kind of bird language he is talking about. Hurry up and enlighten him, squatting here every day delays our hard work The students have picked fat."

Scratching his head, Zhou Li sighed, walked up to the sullen Dave, knelt down, and asked, "Hey, Dave, what's wrong with you?"

"My big puff mushroom, she, she is not the big puff mushroom I want."

With a crying voice, Dave raised his head, the face under the iron bucket was a little funny, but the expression was very sad, "She looks exactly like the big puff mushroom, but it's not on the inside, it's not her..."

"Fuck."

Zhou Li took a step back immediately, and said in horror: "You really tested her inside?!"

"No, no, I'm not a pervert."

After a suspicious blush appeared on his face, Dave sighed and said sadly:

"It's the soul. The big puff mushroom I love should be a gentle, virtuous, and tolerant mushroom. She should have an angelic heart and a devilish appearance. Although the big puff mushroom I planted is also very cute, but· ··”

"She doesn't like me calling her Gugu!!!"

"Hopeless."

Standing up, Zhou Li said indifferently to the old pedant: "Throw it in the toilet to compost it."

"nonononono"

Dave, who can already understand a lot of Chinese, stood up quickly and said with a smile on his face, "Just kidding, just kidding."

joke?

Your grief-stricken look just now is more of a clown than a ruined king.

"Okay, I'm leaving too."

Reluctantly glanced at the suspicious big spray mushroom beside him, Dave sighed, and said softly to Zhou Li:

"I'm going to go to the three provinces in the south of the Yangtze River to look for the big puff mushrooms I saw for the first time. Master Zhou, I am very lucky to be able to fight side by side with you this time. You have given me a lot of inspiration. I believe that my plants will definitely be better in the future. powerful."

What inspiration?Apply more farmyard manure?
Zhou Li was not prepared to understand the other party's brain circuit at all. He was afraid that one day he would suddenly become a big fan of mushrooms. This was much more terrifying than marrying Tang Wan.

Patting the other person on the shoulder, Zhou Li sorted out his words, and encouraged him: "Come on, I wish you to get to your favorite big spray mushroom as soon as possible."

"Stop making fun of me."

Suspicious blushes appeared on the rough face, Dave held the iron bucket, stretched out his hand, and handed a bag to Zhou Li:

"Master Zhou, these are special varieties that I cultivated under your instructions. They are the plants that participated in the battle to suppress the zombies before. They prefer the customs of Beiliang and are willing to follow you to slay demons. Please help me Take them.”

Zhou Li was stunned for a moment, then took the bag and put it in his arms.He didn't refuse. After all, these plants may not be too strong if they are taken alone, but once they are combined, even the sixth-rank immortal cultivators will suffer. It can be said that they are the best of the best.

After seeing Zhou Li accepting these seeds, Dave smiled gratifiedly.After saying hello to the old pedant, he picked up the package, took the iron bucket, and left Taixue with a handsome back.

"Oh, let's go."

The old pedant took a sip of hot tea, and said with emotion: "When I don't leave, I always think about him leaving quickly. It feels strange that he left suddenly."

"fine."

Tang Wan, who was at the side, poked the flushed big puff mushroom, and then said to the old pedant: "You can learn from Dave, Japanese mushroom, so that you two will have something in common."

Ten minutes later, Zhou Li looked at the furnishings of the wooden house and found that all the places where the wine was originally stored had been replaced with durians.After lamenting that the old master also had strict control over his wife, he took out a chair and sat on it, raised his head, and said:
"Are you still talking cheap?"

Trapped like a rice dumpling, Tang Wan hung upside down from the beam, bowing his body like a big caterpillar, trying to break free.After hearing Zhou Li's ridicule, Tang Wan snorted coquettishly, said nothing, arched her body and turned her back, not looking at Zhou Li.

"Okay, you two, stop bickering."

The old pedant sat on the grand teacher's chair, holding a teacup, and said: "There is still a troublesome thing right now."

"Do you really want Japanese mushrooms?"

Arching his body, Tang Wan spun half a circle hard, looking at Zhou Li who was hanging from the beam beside him, a bright smile appeared on his face.

"Go away."

Zhou Li straightened his body vigorously, so that he didn't look so much like a caterpillar.

"Okay, let's get down to business."

The old pedant shook his head, and then said to the two of them, "The fact that you murdered Gui Daozi is both good and bad."

"Okay, it's good that he died completely. His three souls and six souls were all buried in pickled things. Even if the gods came, they couldn't save him."

Putting down the tea cup, a solemn look appeared on the old scholar's face.

"But the bad thing is that his death was so miserable that his resentment condensed into a solid body. In addition, he practiced evil methods, and there is a zombie whose whereabouts are unknown. It is very likely that it will cause a catastrophe .”

No wonder.

After hearing what the old scholar said, Zhou Li, who was hanging upside down from the ceiling, suddenly understood.

He had some doubts before, why after killing Gui Daozi, the [Chaos into the Fate Line: Will the beautiful girl Hanba dream of the Muscle Pea Shooter] that he started did not end.

Looks like it's not over yet...
"The resentment will not dissipate, and it will be condensed into the zombies. If time goes on, the drought demon will inevitably be reincarnated."

The old pedant shook his cup and said slowly:

"Last night, I watched the stars and divination, and found that the resentment was directed at Baimapo in the northeast. If my guess is correct, there should be a ghost in Baimapo, but it lacks a soul and cannot move. If so With resentment entangled in Zhuanggui's body, he will definitely exhaust his efforts and become Hanba to take revenge on Beiliang."

"You? Stargazing at night? Divination?"

Zhou Li and Tang Wan both had expressions of disbelief on their faces.

"No, you didn't listen to what I said later, did you?"

The old pedant suddenly became frustrated and said: "I beat Gui Daozi's resentment, he himself said that he would go to Beiliang with Zhuang Guibao, okay?"

"now it's right."

A look of surprise appeared on the faces of Zhou Li and Tang Wan.

"Then why don't you just kill his resentment?"

Faced with the doubts of the two men, the old scholar remained silent.After a long while, he sighed deeply and said unspeakably:
"In the middle of the beating, he was vomited by me."

"It's so disgusting, I just can't do it."

(End of this chapter)