Bring some shock to the world of cultivating immortals

Auctions are an indispensable part of all novels of fantasy, immortal heroes, science fiction, lunatics, Cthulhu, backroom, and human studies, and are a delicacy that must be tasted.

In the auction, there are often one or several lost divine weapons, which are identified by the protagonists who have golden pupils, perspective eyes, eyes of the past, kaleidoscope blood eyes, and celestial patterns, and finally put into their pockets. Sometimes, it can also trigger a killing and treasure-grabbing plot, which gives the innocent second generation who don't know how to play the pig and eat the tiger a little shock.

Other novel protagonists either say that things change over time, and then become the lucky ones who are favored by everyone for three years. Or they have a light novel title like "I have the strongest martial arts, but I am despised by everyone", a typical example of playing the pig to eat the tiger, with hundreds of chapters of plots and more than 90 harems, and different crazes every day. The treasures of heaven and earth are taken at will, and the younger brothers bow down to them, and the level is upgraded every second.

Zhou Li felt like he was a fool.

In less than a year, Zhou Li experienced countless strange and bizarre events and escaped death. Who would have thought that the critical case of the mountain god drowning in the cesspool was just the beginning of everything, and Gui Daozi's death was just an insignificant part in the Beiliang Xiaochuan.

Zhou Li has never been satisfied with the traditional G-spot of pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger. All the villains in the Ming Dynasty adhere to the creed of using all their strength to eat shit, and they always use tricks and strange moves without any taboos when facing Zhou Li.

As for the heavenly and earthly treasures... In a sense, Zhou Li could indeed encounter heavenly and earthly treasures while walking. The premise is that he would not be chased and chopped by the Golden Snake Lady, the Yellow-robed Monk, Jiang Li, or Gui Daozi because of the heavenly and earthly treasures.

My life in this groove...

Standing in front of the restaurant, Zhou Li looked at the sunset in the sky with melancholy, his eyes full of sadness and unwillingness.

I want to revive the glory of the traditional protagonist.

Clenching his fists, Zhou Li's eyes glowed with a faint golden light, like the eyes of a dragon. He was determined to take back everything that belonged to him with these golden eyes.

Wealth, honor, power, beauty...
Oh, that won’t work. I already have the Kite God.

Thinking of this, Zhou Li became even more melancholy.

I miss the God Kite.

I miss Yuanshen for several days when she is away.

Zhou Li counted on her fingers and realized that it would take some time for Yuan Shen to deal with the Yellow Sand Lord. She said that she would come to him and marry Zhou Li directly after she completely solved the hidden dangers left by the Yellow Sand Lord.

Well, do I need to save up for a dowry?

"What's up with him?"

Shangguan Hong held the sword and looked puzzledly at Zhou Li, the mentally retarded boy not far away who chuckled from time to time.

Huang Yiri glanced at Zhou Li while holding the bag, a look of disgust appeared on his face, "Peach blossoms are carved on your face, disgusting."

"If you don't have any, just say so."

Tang Wan, who was standing by, licked his candy and said cheerfully, "Let me tell you, there are quite a few people who like Zhou Li. There is a whole group of people who like him."

"?"

Huang Yiri was struck by lightning. He pointed at Zhou Li and asked in disbelief, "You like him?"

"correct."

Tang Wan nodded.

"Carbon-based organisms?"

"otherwise?"

"Gorilla?"

"It's definitely not an animal."

"Humanity?"

"Yes."

Huang Yiri collapsed. He held his head as if he had experienced a major reshuffle in his life. His brain began to tremble. Suddenly, he raised his head abruptly, like a drowning man grasping at the last straw, and asked in a deep voice:
"It's a man, isn't it?"

Tang Wan thought about it and felt that whatever she said might not be convincing now. She walked to Zhou Li and kicked him on the butt, and a piece of photo stone suddenly exploded. She picked up the photo stone and ignored Zhou Li who was naming her and Yuan Shen's twelfth child, and walked to Huang Yiri.

Then the photo stone was played. The girl's black hair was gently tied behind her head, and her fair skin was warm and delicate in the sun. Her smart and smiling eyes were beautiful. She turned her head and smiled gently at the person who was filming her, as if the clouds had dropped some colorful clouds, which made people intoxicated.

"Yun Baibai, the ultimate goddess of the next ion class. She has a gentle, generous, beautiful, kind personality, and is good at countless things. She is at the top of the list in both spiritual energy medicine and astronomy and geography. Her family is extremely wealthy, and she is a perfect little rich woman from the south. When you left your brother and went to Hangzhou, you not only became his childhood sweetheart, but also fell in love with him perfectly later. You are a model who can never lose."

Putting his hands together, Tang Wan said devoutly: "Yunmen."

Huang Yitian became demented.

Even Shangguan Hong was a little confused.

Zhou Li?

Looking at the psychopath who was marching in place and trying to get in front of Yuanshen, Huang Yiri and Shangguan Hong showed the same expression at the same time.

Fuck, him?
How could this top beast be able to attract such a perfect woman at first sight?

"I do not want to live."

Huang Yiri turned pale and could barely stand. "The living chicken feather jumped."

"New ion class?"

Compared to Huang Yiri who wanted to be reborn and defeat Zhou Li in the second dimension, Shangguan Hong was calmer. She felt that although Zhou Li was a little abstract, a little crazy, and a little rotten, he didn't have any major shortcomings, and he had never broken the law, which was a plus.

It's not a crime if you don't get caught.

She is more concerned about the new ion class.

"Well, after we dispersed, the old scholar and Master Li re-established an ion class."

Tang Wan said.

"Oh?"

Shangguan Hong and Huang Yiri immediately became interested. Huang Yiri came over happily and asked, "How is it? How is this year's ion class?"

"Have you inherited our spirit of never giving up and never abandoning?"

Shangguan Hong asked somewhat excitedly.

Tang Wan thought about it and his face fell.

"It was disbanded by Zhou Li."

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A long silence lingered between the three of them. Tang Wan wanted to say something, but any words seemed particularly pale at this moment.

"At least... at least it inherited our ending."

Tang Wan told a hell of a joke.

Outstanding effect.

"What's wrong with you?"

Zhou Li staggered over to the few people and was stunned when he saw the dejected Shangguan Hong, the numb Tang Wan, and Huang Yiri who was trying so hard to laugh.

What's going on?
"Just think of it as a reminder of your feelings."

Tang Wan didn't know how to explain it, so he just said, "Let's go, let's go to the auction."

Zhou Li suddenly became excited, he felt that he could finally show his skills as a "protagonist". Next, he would use his unique physical condition and the Sima plug-in Bafang Destiny Square to pick up countless big leaks!
"Let's go!"

With a wave of his hand, Zhou Li said with great pride: "Next, I will trigger the standard plot and take back everything I lost." (End of this chapter)