Bring some shock to the world of cultivating immortals

Who is he?
Who is she?
who are they?!

Everyone's eyes were focused on these two people.

The sect competition does have a pre-match performance segment. Of course, this thing has a more serious name called "showing skills". This segment has been there since the sect competition was first established, and many people participated in this segment at that time. However, due to various reasons, such as the cultivation world began to become complacent and lost its former vitality, etc.
But the decline of the magic show is essentially because everyone is a little shy. Everyone is here to participate in the sect competition, and if you show your magic, it will be a bit of a show-off. But if you don't show your magic, what are you going to show?
Striptease?
but.

When Zhou Li and Tang Wan walked up to the stage with heavy expressions as if they were ready to sacrifice themselves, and pulled out two chairs to sit on, everyone was stunned.

Who are these two people?

Are they also participants in the sect competition?
Some people looked at the old Taoist priest and the other four, and found that the old Taoist priest was still smiling, and had no intention of stopping them. Liu Kuang, on the other hand, was very interested, with his hands in his pockets, and was looking at the stage happily. The man in black could not see his face or expression.

Only Zhuge Qing, who was respected by everyone as the Unlucky Fairy, had a surprisingly broken expression on his face.

I can't hold it back at all.

There was only one sentence in Zhuge Qing's mind now.

Don't they want to laugh when they know what they are going to do next?

With the old Taoist's comfort, Zhuge Qing had actually accepted this behavior, which was no less than pulling a curry in front of everyone. In other words, she also agreed with the saying "it's better to embarrass others than to embarrass oneself", and was ready for a big one.

But when she saw Zhou Li and Tang Wan's righteous expressions, she really couldn't hold it in anymore.

Zhou Li and Tang Wan were also ready. Zhou Li sat on a chair, took out his three-stringed harp, bowed, and said in a loud voice:
"It's embarrassing!"

The three words "Xian Chou Le" have always been used by artists to be modest. For example, when Uncle Yu was preparing to bury his grandfather in a coffin, he would say "Xian Chou Le" while carrying the coffin. Famous gourmets would also say "Xian Chou Le" before eating.

So everyone thought this was the opening act for these two.

But what they didn't expect was that Zhou Li said he had made a fool of himself.

It's really embarrassing.

“Mambo Mambo Amajiri Mambo!!!”

When Zhou Li sang the true music, everyone was stunned. But soon they realized that the hoarse voice was real.

Then, accompanied by a half-dead string-swinging sound, Zhou Li took out a crudely made electric guitar that appeared hundreds of years ahead of time.

Yes, electric guitar.

Zhou Li's fingers slid across the crudely made guitar in his hand, and a flash of electric light flashed wildly. He sang in his hoarse voice, and the electronic music surged.

“The specialty of Longhushan is relatively loose!”

Tang Wan took out the broken gong, shook his head, and slammed it hard.

BANG!!!!
"But our Heavenly Master made up for it!"

Shaking his head, Zhou Lixing sang like a madman, "If the Heavenly Master is chasing me!"

"It might make Longhu Mountain seem lacking in substance!"

"It might lead to everyone being killed without a burial place!"

No one noticed that, at the moment when everyone's attention was attracted, Liu Kuang disappeared into the crowd and his whereabouts were unknown.

Even Zhou Li and Tang Wan didn't notice that one of their teammates had left.

Because they sang it up. "The best thing to do now is!"

Rock and roll. Zhou Li's current state is rock and roll. If he was not worried that the old master would stab him to death, Zhou Li's rock and roll spirit would probably cause some Rashomon-level cruel things to happen to everyone.

It can be said that Zhou Li and Tang Wan's performance is like forcing everyone to watch the handkerchief in the Vienna Hall, and it is a 1v1 unlimited fighting version, giving people an absurd but reasonable feeling. Many years ago, when the main tone of the cultivation world was still relatively relaxed, there were indeed many times when people sang loudly during the sect competitions, which was very Han Chinese style.

Emperor Gaozu of Han, Liu Bang, once sang the Dafeng Song here. Everything was fine except that the singing was so unpleasant that it was almost inaudible to humans.

At this moment, Zhou Li and Tang Wan started singing rock music that would make people collapse like two rock stars.

However, what they did not expect was that most of the cultivators did not sneer at it. Instead, they felt like they smelled a strange fragrance in the toilet, which they felt was stinky but also wanted to smell.

After all, the last time there was such unruly behavior in the world of immortal cultivation was when Zhang Qingwu single-handedly broke through the gate of heaven and forced the immortals to surrender.

And that time was special and serious. This time was different. Zhou Li and Tang Wan were obviously here to make some fun, which caused some fluctuations in the hearts of the monks who had been silent for a thousand years.

How come Longhushan is always one step ahead of others in everything they do?

Liu Kuang was already high at this time.

Although Zhuge Qing has always been critical of the performances of these two guys, she did not expect that not only were there no boos in the audience, but there were also people like Liu Kuang who were swaying along with the performances.

Sun Defeng and Huang Yiri, who were arm in arm and shaking their heads, could only say:
Man, this is real music.

After the song, Zhou Li and Tang Wan, who had shown their youth and sweat, bowed. What they didn't expect was that these monks didn't insult them by saying "silly basket". Instead, some pretended not to hear them, while others applauded enthusiastically.

Li Chong from Qianjianmen also applauded.

Zhou Li and Tang Wan bowed politely. Zhou Li stood up, put his hands behind his back, and said:

"Hello everyone, I am Zhou Li, a disciple of Mount Longhu, and I have finished my presentation."

"I am Tang Wan, also a disciple of Mount Longhu."

Zhuge Qing blinked.

The old Taoist priest still had that smiling face, but Liu Kuang was completely confused.

How come these two things came out?
In fact, there is no introduction session for each sect in the sect competition. Being able to enter here means that you are qualified to participate in the sect competition, and there is no need for others to know who your opponent is.

However, this does not mean that there has never been a self-introduction session in the sect competitions of all generations. If one is confident enough in one's own strength, one can introduce the sect and oneself before the competition to gain fame.

But this was something that would have happened in the world of immortal cultivation thousands of years ago. Today, the world of immortal cultivation has become rigid, and few people still have the ambition to "become famous with one sword." Such behavior of directly introducing oneself is rare.

Some of the older seniors who had escorted their juniors to the competition couldn't help but feel nostalgic when they saw Zhou Li and Tang Wan on the stage, looking at them with high spirits.

Then, they saw Zhou Li and Tang Wan pointing their fingers to the sky, and speaking loudly to their fellow cultivators in the audience in an extremely strange posture.

"It is not directed at any sect or any monk."

“We want to say, everyone here…”

“They are all losers!”

The old Taoist priest was stunned. (End of this chapter)