Bring some shock to the world of cultivating immortals

When Zhou Li is alone, he will think of some ideas and then pick one to implement.

When Zhou Li and Tang Wan, two non-genetic creatures, come together, their two brains will be infinitely close to fusion. Fusion itself is not terrible, but the idea king link brought about by fusion will be particularly terrible.

for example···
"Well, I have an idea."

Tang Wan held a roasted corn in his hand and said calmly, "Since we can't hurt them and we have to stop them, why don't we join them?"

Zhou Li was immediately shocked, "What good ideas do you have?"

“So, now start imagining following my words.”

Tang Wan stretched out her hand, turned in front of Zhou Li, and her voice became softer, "One winter afternoon, you were lying in a rocking chair, surrounded by warmth, and your friends and partners were all around you..."

Want to reassure me?
A wave of his hand.

A handful of chili powder smeared Zhou Li's eyes.

“Ah ...

Zhou Li rolled on the ground, covering his eyes. Obviously, he didn't expect Tang Wan to have this skill. After cleaning his eyes with the water spirit method, he grabbed Tang Wan with red eyes and prepared to refine him in an instant.

"look."

Tang Wan was extremely calm at this time. She took out a small mirror and said to Zhou Li, "Your eyes are extremely red, and your heart is filled with endless anger. You are now one of them."

This left Jiang Li speechless.

Zhou Li held Tang Wan in his arms, his face as pale as mud, unable to speak. After a long while, he smiled with relief, and then, under Tang Wan's horrified gaze, he took out all the hidden food on her body and burned it.

Now Tang Wan didn't even need chili powder to make his eyes red and his heart filled with endless anger.

Seeing the two red-eyed people, Jiang Li had a headache. She looked at Zhou Li and asked, "Mr. Zhou, do you have any solution?"

"Oh, I really do."

Zhou Li left Tang Wan behind and smiled confidently, "Although Tang Wan's medicine and the Taoist's perfume are all used up, we can come up with other methods, such as..."

“There’s no toilet here.”

"In your mind, I am just a psychopath who plays these dirty tricks every day, right?"

Zhou Li roared.

The silence that followed his roar made him even more withdrawn.

"What I mean is that the methods used to deal with the Taoist priests and others should be changed."

Zhou Li sighed and said, "I didn't expect that the things used to deal with Master and her young people would be used to deal with these people. It's really a waste of resources."

"what?"

Jiang Li was stunned. "Are you going to deal with the Taoist priest?"

"hold head high."

Zhou Li said as a matter of course: "What else can we do?"

"Aren't you going to run?"

Jiang Li blinked, "Didn't the Taoist priest and Zhang Qingwu mean to let you pass quickly, and they are putting pressure on you from behind?"

Zhou Li was confused, "Aren't they here to hunt us down in the unlimited fighting game?"

Jiang Li didn't know what to say for a moment. She felt that words were a little pale at this moment. Sometimes, she felt that Zhou Li was a little too extreme. Even someone like her who would explode at the slightest disagreement found it difficult to communicate with Zhou Li.

You are more explosive than me.

"So you were prepared to deal with Zhang Qingwu, the Taoist priest, and Liu Kuang?"

Jiang Li was a little bit incredulous: "What preparations have you made to deal with these people?" If someone else said this, Jiang Li would just think it was a lie. You said you wanted to ambush the old Taoist priest, the Taoist priest, and Liu Kuang. This is no less than taking out a chess horse to ambush the Warhammer 40k Emperor. There is a kind of beauty of courting death.

But it was Zhou Li who said this.

It was Zhou Li, who had pierced the ancient god's chrysanthemum, smashed the golden snake's head, ruined the ghost king's plan, and almost made the King of Han angry and turned him into an idiot.

This is a little scary.

To deal with a strong person, you have to come up with a stronger plan. Jiang Li could not imagine what kind of terrifying tricks Zhou Li would use when facing the luxurious three-day group.

"Fortunately."

Zhou Li thought about it and decided to tell Jiang Li directly about their plan.

"It's relatively easy to deal with Liu Kuang. We inquired about it some time ago and found that Liu Kuang's hemorrhoids had gone crazy for some reason. Not only did they burst every day, but there were also traces of burns. So I asked Liu Haizhu and Lao Tang to do some small things, such as..."

With a wandering look in his eyes, Zhou Li whistled and said:

"Hemorrhoid medicine replaced with gunpowder."

“Aa ...

Sensing the mountain, Liu Kuang half-knelt on the ground, covering his back garden and wailing miserably. Beside him, Shangguan Hong was holding a long sword, with a look of vigilance and surprise on his face.

What's going on with this thing?

Just now, this rough-looking man suddenly rushed out, and inexplicably knocked out several people who were going down the mountain in the opposite direction, and then he was about to knock out Shangguan Hong as well.

Shangguan Hong, who was exhausted, was just about to fight to the death when the man suddenly knelt on the ground, and his buttocks burst into fireworks of blood and fire as if spewing fire.

Looking at Liu Kuang lying on the ground, Shangguan Hong didn't know what to do for a moment. Her philosophy was to kill everyone with one sword, but the person who suddenly ran in front of her and released hemorrhoid fireworks was too outrageous, which made Shangguan Hong not know what to do.

Cut off his hemorrhoids with one sword?

If it was just a simple attack, Shangguan Hong would have killed the man who used his butt to set off fireworks with a single sword. But this man held back in every attack, not once was he going to kill anyone, on the contrary he was protecting some people.

She didn't quite understand what was going on.

besides···
Turning around, Shangguan Hong looked at the monks running frantically down the mountain, and a trace of doubt flashed in his eyes.

what happens.

For some reason, the temperature of the entire mountain suddenly rose a lot, and then suddenly cooled down. The monk who noticed the mountain rushed in one direction for some reason, and then turned around and ran down the mountain.

They're not participating in the competition?

Shangguan Hong's heroic and beautiful eyes were full of doubts. She looked at the man who had fainted beside her, then looked down the mountain. After a brief silence, she turned her head and continued walking up the mountain.

Forget it, forget it.

It is important to go up the mountain.

"this···"

Jiang Li murmured, "Will Liu Kuang still be able to sit in the future?"

Zhou Li shrugged noncommittally, "The worst that can happen is to dig a hole in the chair."

"Then how are you going to deal with the Taoist priest?"

Jiang Li asked doubtfully.

Hearing this, Zhou Li smiled evilly, "The Taoist priest is too strong, and she knows everything about me, so it is difficult to deal with her. Therefore, I chose a very shameless and unscrupulous method to fight against my dear master."

"any solution!"

"Threaten her with her most precious thing!" (End of this chapter)