Bring some shock to the world of cultivating immortals

Chapter 87 Zhuge Qing Down the Mountain

Zhuge Qing still couldn't forget that on that clear sunny day, the old celestial master stood on the peak of Longhu Mountain with his back to himself, and sighed quietly:

"Your third uncle was deceived again."

"Isn't this normal?"

Lying on the stone, the bored girl waved her cattail fan and said indifferently:

"Three coppers, ten coppers and three melons. He bought the non-sweet, non-sticky and delicious corn that is a specialty of Beiliang. The Buddha personally consecrated the magic weapon of Daozong and threw it in the warehouse. The famous ecstasy Zongjing Scam City was overthrown by him, what? Is there any room for the third uncle to improve?"

"Have."

Nodding his head, the old heavenly master said sadly: "Your third uncle was tricked by zombies and committed hemorrhoids."

The cattail fan stopped halfway, and the girl had a strange expression on her face. She flipped over and sat on the stone lightly, her tone was no longer as lazy as before:

"Details."

"After I explain in detail, I don't care if your third master uncle kicks me."

"Then be rude."

"Ugh."

The old Heavenly Master sighed. Although his disciple was obviously very talented, he did not concentrate on practicing Taoism. Instead, he liked to watch others have fun.

But Taoism emphasizes letting nature take its course, so isn't it natural for Zhuge Qing to have fun?
"Your Third Master Uncle went to capture the demon named Gui Daozi the day before yesterday. He obviously wanted to smash the soul of that evil cultivator, but he fell into the opponent's scheme. His hemorrhoids burst and hemorrhaged profusely. In desperation, he had to give up the hunt."

After listening to the old Tianshi's description, Zhuge Qing nodded, and then she slowly lay down on the stone again, fanned weakly, and a classic expression appeared on her delicate cheeks.

None of my business.

Seeing Zhuge Qing with his arrogance and boredom written all over his face, even the open-minded old master couldn't help but sigh secretly.But he is the master after all, and he can still deal with a young apprentice with ease.

"You are allowed to practice on earth for three months."

"okay."

In an instant, "it's not about me" became "it's about me". The girl deftly turned over from the stone and fell down. With a quick call, the coir raincoat and bamboo hat obediently floated beside her.Zhuge Qing turned around, bowed to the old celestial master, and then ran down the mountain bouncingly.

"Ugh."

Looking at Zhuge Qing's back, the old heavenly master sighed inexplicably.

They all say that this big apprentice of himself is the best at meditation and doesn't like the secular world, so he can have the cultivation base of a seventh-rank immortal at a young age.But who knew that the cultivation method of this genius apprentice of himself turned out to be "understanding of thought".

Thinking of this, the old Tianshi slowly looked at the leisurely Mianyun not far away.Eyes narrowed slightly, the cloud actually flowed by itself, and a moment later, a hexagram appeared in the sky.

[Qing, go out of the mountain, meet noble people, have a clear mind, and you can also go to the fairy road]

"Your honor..."

Looking absentmindedly at the unpredictable clouds and sun in the sky, the old master seemed to be speaking to the sky, whispering: "What kind of talent is it that can make a villain like me become an immortal..."

"Listen to me, stuff half a bag of lime into this urn, it will definitely be more effective when it explodes."

Zhou Li, who was squatting by the entrance of the cave, took out the lime he was carrying with him, put it in Tang Wan's hand, and said solemnly: "This thing is powerful, and it also has magic damage, just use it and you're done."

"Good strategy, but I want to improve it."

Tang Wan nodded, and then said: "What do you think if we replace the lime with realgar powder, donkey hoof powder, black dog blood, and boy urine and mix them together to directly attack this zombie? "

"It's all easy to talk about, I've got it all."

Zhou Li hesitated and said, "But boy's urine, I'm not prepared for this." The air was filled with silence.

Seeing Tang Wan whose eyes drifted towards his lower body, whose expression gradually became weird, Zhou Li's expression also began to turn ferocious.

puff.

Tang Wan knelt on the ground, raised the bottle containing the ashes with both hands, lowered his head, and said respectfully: "I was wrong, please forgive me."

Facing Tang Wan's character insult, Zhou Li, who couldn't argue, grabbed the bottle with a cold face and began to look at it carefully.

This bottle is quite unique, it is filled with pure and strong black gunpowder, and under the partition in the middle of the bottle is a pile of yellow-brown ashes from Gui Daozi.

As for why it is yellow-brown, you have to ask Gui Daozi himself.

"put!"

Zhou Li gritted his teeth and said in a deep voice: "Open your third small bag and put it in it for me!"

Hearing this, Tang Wan stood still and took a rest, and began to flip through the small bag he was carrying.After a while, realgar powder, black donkey hoof powder, black dog blood, lime, cartilage powder, spicy chicken gizzards...

Ok?
"Sorry, I got it wrong."

Casually stuffing the spicy chicken gizzards into his mouth, Tang Wan, with a red hot face, sticks out his small tender tongue, panting heavily, and asked in a hustle and bustle: "No, there are so many things, huh~ ~~~Ha~~~, how do you put it inside?"

"Actually, you got the spicy chicken gizzard right."

Zhou Li looked at the girl who was gradually warming up, and said kindly: "I made this by soaking garlic and onion roots in water, and then brushed two layers of bell peppers. Zombies don't eat onions, ginger and garlic, so I use this thing to drive away zombies." .”

Immediately, Tang Wan immediately became red and warm.

"As for you saying you can't let go..."

Zhou Li directly pulled out a black wooden urn from behind, with a look of confidence on his face, "Guess why I carry an urn with me?"

"Sh~~I thought~~ha~~you're going to collect Zombie's ashes~~~destroy Zombie."

Even if she ate something wrong, she still had to swallow it resolutely. Tang Wan, who never wasted food, swallowed the chicken gizzards abruptly. Afterwards, she bit her lip, blushing, but when she spoke, there was a strong smell of onion, ginger and garlic. .

"Okay, I license you to play the mute now."

Since there was no chewing gum in this era, Zhou Li pinched his nose and said to Tang Wan, who was attacking by magic, "Get ready to stay away, I'm going to detonate."

Nodding vigorously, Tang Wan picked up the big and small bags and trotted away pitifully like an oppressed bonded worker.Then Zhou Li looked at the wooden box in his hand, took out the plant ash, raised his buttocks and began to decorate it.

"That's Baimapo over there."

On the carriage, Zhu Qianyun gently opened the cloud curtain, pointed to the grassy slope not far away, and said reminiscingly: "Qu Pan played with a white horse, and laughed up the green hill. This place has not changed at all."

Actually changed.

Secretly sighed in his heart, Zhuge Qing had figured out that the drought was in Baimapo.But she didn't want to break the other party's good memories. After all, she had to explain to the other party after breaking it, which was troublesome.

Let's fight fast.

With a pinch, Zhuge Qing began to calculate where Gui Daozi's bones were.To deal with this kind of drought monster, if you want to deal with the opponent once and for all, you must use their corpses to attack, so that you can completely crush the opponent's body.

Ok?
After this calculation, Zhuge Qing found that the corpse he wanted was in the white horse slope.

Looks like someone has already gone one step further...
"Miss Zhu, I have some things to deal with, so please stay here."

Suddenly, Zhuge Qing cupped his hands towards Zhu Qianyun, then shook his robe and disappeared into the carriage under the astonished gaze of the other person.

(End of this chapter)