Bring some shock to the world of cultivating immortals

Holding the golden chain tightly, Zhou Li raised his head and looked solemnly at the person in front of him...
Butt cheeks?

"Hey, do I fuck you?"

Zhou Li's face was filled with fear, as if he had seen Mr. Gui Daozi all over again, and he almost jumped up.

This cannot be blamed on Zhou Li. Anyone who sees a face that uses its hands to move its feet as hands and buttocks, and has two flaming eyes on its face, will feel terrified.

A distorted beauty that even the Classic of Mountains and Seas cannot accept.

"Zhou... Li..."

The moment the Fire Lord's remaining body saw Zhou Li, the flames in his eyes burned fiercely.

"Me! Shit!"

Zhou Li didn't hear any emotion, but was horrified: "Your ass crack is talking! Don't spit! Who knows where your saliva comes from!"

"Zhou Li!"

The remaining body of the Fire Lord let out a roar.

"Ass eyes!"

The horror on Zhou Li's face was almost distorted.

“Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!”

The remaining body of the Fire Lord tore the chains off alive, and the flames that seemed like flesh and blood were shattered into pieces. But there was only a near-crazy surprise in his eyes.

“Aa ...

Zhou Li rolled and crawled back several dozen meters. His whole body was tense and there was only extreme fear in his eyes.

Is this the ghost that came out of my shit bomb to claim my life?!

At this time, Tang Wan also arrived at the scene. When she saw the butt weirdo, she shouted in horror: "Zhou Li, is the ghost that exploded from your shit coming to kill you?!"

Liu Haizhu was different. He first took a closer look, then carefully examined it, and finally determined through the shape of a small tuft on the right side of the buttock groove that...

"Master?!"

Liu Haizhu said in horror.

"what?!"

Tang Wanren was dumbfounded, "You said that this inverted Xingtian with a butt and eye grooves as a mouth is the master?"

"Yes."

Liu Haizhu said solemnly: "That hemorrhoid is definitely the master."

At this time, the remaining body of the Fire Lord was too lazy to care whether his face was a buttocks or not. For him, Zhou Li's appearance was definitely a pleasant surprise. The flame in his hand turned into a sharp axe, and he chopped at Zhou Li's head with all his strength.

Although he was still afraid of the revenge of the ghosts who had been killed by the explosion, fear was a better catalyst for Zhou Li to fight. The moment the sharp axe came, he was as fast as a rabbit and disappeared in front of the remains of the Fire Lord.

But the remains of the Fire Lord were not other enemies, and he did not use his "eyes" to capture enemies. When Zhou Li moved and the temperature around him rose a little, he appeared behind him, and the flames in his hands licked Zhou Li's soul.

At the moment when the Fire Lord's remains were pushed away with strong repulsive force, Jiang Li grabbed Zhou Li's wrist, pulled him behind him, and conjured up a giant shield to block the rain of fire from the Fire Lord's remains.

Powerful, extremely powerful.

After only a brief fight, Zhou Li felt an invisible pressure constantly entangling him, as if if he slacked off even a little, a rope would strangle him to death.

So powerful.

Zhou Li and Jiang Li stood side by side. At this time, the remaining body of the Fire Lord was already in extreme emotions. He avoided all words and just wanted to kill Zhou Li, nothing more.

in conclusion.

Immune to bullshit.

"You shouldn't have come."

Jiang Li leaned against Zhou Li and whispered, "He wants to kill you."

"He wants to kill everyone now."

Zhou Li was very calm about this, "If you don't let him kill me, you will die."

The moment the words fell, fire rain fell from the sky, spreading throughout the entire Perception Mountain like blood sowing on the earth. Zhou Li's vision and hearing were instantly reduced to a pitiful level after the fire rain fell.

The Fire Lord's remaining body was surrounded by the rain of fire. If you ignore his upright hands and raised feet, the oppressive feeling he was giving off would be terrifying enough.

But coupled with that butt crack expression, the sense of oppression turned into a grotesque absurdity.

The upright butt monster attacked ordinary young people and beautiful women. In other novels, this would be considered an S-level battle scene. But in Zhou Li's eyes, this was a pure SB-level battle.

The extremely long flaming blade emitted heat that could cut through everything. The Fire Lord twisted his ankle and the long blade pierced straight into Zhou Li's heart.

The speed was so fast that it was hard to keep up. When the Fire Lord's remaining body saw Zhou Li clearly, the fist containing a thousand pounds of force had already hit his buttocks.

The remaining body of the Fire Lord took a few steps back, with astonishment in his eyes.

Why did his speed and strength suddenly become so fast?
Beating the butt with fists is disgusting...

Zhou Li, feeling a little melancholy, put Tang Wan on his back and activated the Tang Wan energy on his back. In an instant, twelve talismans surrounded Zhou Li.

The moment the Fire Lord's remaining body saw the twelve talismans, his eyes shrank and his two small eyes turned into squinting eyes.

"A spell?!"

The remains of the Fire Lord said in disbelief: "How did it get on your body?"

"I'm glad I didn't ask you whether you open your butt crack or your butt hole when you talk, but you still asked."

The Twelve Talismans version of Zhou Li walked out with his wrist twisted, and behind him was Jiang Li with a helpless look on his face. The smoke and dust were swallowed up completely, leaving only a few flames that slowly extinguished.

Tang Wan was wearing a dragon robe and lying on Zhou Li's back, with a resolute expression on her face, as if she was going to enter the palace. But her eyes would wander from time to time, as if she had some opinions about this monster who used her master's butt as a face.

Liu Kuang had no objection.

Liu Haizhu also wanted to help Zhou Li at this time, but the problem was that he couldn't do anything. The power of the Fire Lord's body was needless to say, and he was using Liu Kuang's body. As a cultivator who mainly engaged in close combat, Liu Haizhu couldn't participate in this battle at all.

The same is true for Shangguan Hong.

This is a battle between Zhou Li and his two companions and the remaining body of the Fire Lord.

"The talisman... shouldn't be on your body."

The remaining body of the Fire Lord was filled with the smell of sulfur. He stretched out his hand, and hundreds of fire swords floated around him. He pointed his finger, and the swords covered Zhou Li and Jiang Li like a rainstorm.

Jiang Li instantly turned into a rainbow of light, and then a huge shield appeared beside Zhou Li. Zhou Li held up the huge shield while mobilizing the immortal energy in his body and pointed it in the direction of the Fire Lord's remains.

"Save me!"

The moment the words fell, the shadow of a green water snake appeared behind Zhou Li. Cen Shu looked at the remains of the Fire Lord engulfed in flames with a strange look on her face.

I am the Fire Lord, is this true or false?
Cen Shu's shadow suddenly summoned up huge green waves to hit the remaining body of the Fire Lord. At the same time, the Jiang Li brand giant shield in Zhou Li's hand also blocked the fire swords.

The moment the fire sword shattered, countless sparks fell at Zhou Li's feet. Zhou Li instantly realized that something was wrong, picked up the giant shield and flew directly into the sky.

Continuous explosions roared under Zhou Li's feet. If he had flown away a second later, he would now be covered in bruises and patches.

"Great Immortal, it's not easy to fight."

Zhou Li whispered.

Jiang Li, who had transformed back into a human, floated beside Zhou Li with a solemn expression, "He sacrificed all his hopes. Now the remains of the Fire Lord have at least one percent of the power of the Fire Lord himself."

"Any chance?"

Zhou Li asked.

After a brief silence, Jiang Li said, "Sheep."

"it is good."

"Zhou Li."

At this moment, the remains of the Fire Lord spoke. He raised his head, looked at Zhou Li, and said calmly: "You will have another life."

"Do I fuck you in both my lives?"

Zhou Li said calmly: "Fuck in the previous life too." "I understand your anger."

Taking a deep breath, the eyes of the Fire Lord's remains exhaled the breath of sulfur. He looked at Zhou Li and said slowly: "Zhou Li, we are from the same era."

"Who is in the same era as you, an old man?"

The moment he finished speaking, Zhou Li appeared behind the remains of the Fire Lord. His eyes were extremely calm, and his dagger was extremely accurate. After piercing the Fire Lord's buttocks and throat, the sheep charm in Zhou Li's hand also hit the remains of the Fire Lord heavily.

Tempering.

The flames flowed into Zhou Li's body. The remaining body of the Fire Lord, whose soul had left his body, looked indifferently at Zhou Li, whose soul had been knocked out.

"Hey, you said you could do it too."

Zhou Li, in soul state, revealed a weak smile.

Zhou Li was already regretting it so much at this moment, he had not thought that the remains of the Fire Lord could reverse his sheep spell. He had originally thought that he would drive out the soul of the remains of the Fire Lord, and then Jiang Li would find Liu Kuang's soul and reoccupy Liu Kuang's body.

it's good now.

They were locked up together in Mickey Mouse Clubhouse.

There is a high probability that I am dead.

"Let's talk about it."

The remains of the Fire Lord said, "Zhou Li."

Zhou Li was stunned for a moment. Obviously, he didn't expect that the Fire Lord wanted to talk to him. Originally, the Fire Lord was going to roast him to nine-tenths rare, but now it seems that there is still room for maneuver.

Is it okay if you are not familiar with it?

"Blessed are you."

Zhou Li bent down and bowed.

"when did you come?"

The remains of the Fire Lord inexplicably asked a strange question.

Zhou Li was a little confused, "When did you come?"

"Change the subject."

The Fire Lord thought for a moment and asked, "Who is the current president of the United States?"

"With a chicken-feather president, the United States hasn't even been established yet."

Zhou Li answered subconsciously.

Then he realized a problem.

Yes, the United States has not been established, what is he asking?
"You are?!"

Zhou Li's pupils constricted as he looked at the remains of the Fire Lord in front of him in disbelief.

They are all smart people and understand what this sentence is trying to express.

“I came here in 2018.”

The remaining body of the Fire Lord sat on the ground. At this time, their surroundings were covered by flames. It was obvious that the remaining body of the Fire Lord did not want to let Zhou Li go.

“2018···”

Zhou Li looked at the Fire Lord in front of him quietly for a long time. He said in a hoarse voice: "I am 2024."

"oh···"

The remains of the Fire Lord that appeared in this world was not the butt monster, but a handsome man. He was wearing a blue short coat and looked a little weird, like...
"School uniform."

Pulling at his clothes, the remains of the Fire Lord said with a hint of nostalgia: "I really hated the uniform of the 13th Middle School in Jishu City back then. I thought it was so ugly. But after coming here, this dress is the one that left an impression on me."

"you···"

Zhou Li's mind was a little confused at this time. He didn't dare to believe it at all, but the facts were right in front of him.

"Do you know why I suddenly want to talk?"

The remaining body of the Fire Lord asked.

Zhou Li shook his head. "I don't even know why you want to kill me."

"You've read the Cthulhu Mythos, right?"

The remaining body of the Fire Lord looked calm, without the aggressiveness from before, "I'm talking about the Earth."

"Seen."

Zhou Li nodded, "But I don't quite understand."

"normal."

The remains of the Fire Lord nodded, "Because you don't need to understand. Just knowing is enough."

"If they want to pollute a world, they don't need to do it themselves. They just need to let someone who knows of their existence come into this world. That's enough."

Zhou Li stared at the Fire Lord in a daze.

"There are no ancient gods in this world."

The Fire Lord said calmly: "We brought the ancient god with us."

Zhou Li's head seemed to explode in an instant, turning into a complete mess.

He originally thought that the whole world was like this, with ancient gods, immortals, and the revival of spiritual energy, but now the Fire Lord told him that the ancient gods were brought by time travelers like them.

Wait, guys?

"Anyone else?"

Zhou Li asked in astonishment: "Are there other travelers?"

"a lot of."

Exhaling lightly, the Fire Lord said, "It's just... they all turned into monsters."

"Yellow?"

Zhou Li reacted immediately and asked in astonishment: "What do you mean?"

“Not just 2024 and 2018.”

The Fire Lord stretched out his hand, and two lines floated in front of him. One line was pure white, and the other was stained with an unknown strange color. "All timelines have been disrupted by them."

Millions of tiny nodes appeared on the ominous line, and soon, countless thin lines extended from those nodes, eroding the pure white line.

"They captured some people at every time point in our world. These people, that is, us, have the knowledge and memory of the ancient gods. We are like sewage falling into the water, gradually infecting this world and allowing them to come here."

Zhou Li's mind was still confused. He covered his forehead, frowned, and asked, "You mean, we didn't travel through time inexplicably?"

"Yes."

The Fire Lord nodded, "To be precise, we are seeds."

"These are the seeds that the ancient gods used to infect this world."

Zhou Li remained silent for a long time. He frowned and asked, "But didn't the ancient gods come to this world before? Why didn't they come again?"

"We came here earlier than you, much earlier than you."

The Fire Lord let out a long sigh and continued, "The time we descended to is called the ancient times. In that era, there were not many people in the world. These people were called the ancients. The ancients were born with spiritual energy and immortal energy, and their cultivation naturally increased. They were several times stronger than the cultivators today."

"After discovering us, the adventers, they also realized that our appearance was a disaster. But in ancient times, the number of ancient people was very small, and they cherished every human being."

"Therefore, when faced with the threatening time travelers, the ancients did not choose to kill, but chose..."

Turning over his palm, a bone embedded in it was revealed, and the Fire Lord's voice was a little dazed.

"Protect." (End of this chapter)