Master, do you believe in love?Spit out two hundred on the car!

Chapter 143 Hemorrhoid cream on the bedside table!

Ten o'clock the next day.

Lu Chen woke up from his bed in a daze.

My head hurts as if someone hit me hard with a sledgehammer several times.

He drank a lot yesterday. Although he was not drunk, the headache was unavoidable.

Especially I didn't sleep well last night and kept having nightmares

I always feel like I can't breathe at all from my chest, as if I'm being held down by a ghost.

Lu Chen subconsciously looked towards his chest.

But he suddenly froze, and his groggy head suddenly woke up.

An extremely thick and hairy calf rested on his chest.

The most important thing is that all the clothes that he was wearing neatly were stripped off.

Now I was naked except for a pair of shorts.

Lu Chen looked hard at the bedside table.

The trash can under the bedside table was filled with wads of white paper.

On the bedside table, there is a bottle of hemorrhoid cream.

Lu Chen's expression suddenly became extremely frightened, and he quickly opened the quilt to see if there was the word "正" on his thigh.

After seeing that there were no marks on his thighs, he felt relieved.

He turned to look at the photographer, who was still immersed in sleep, with a particularly obscene smile on his face, and he would smack his lips in return from time to time.

Looking at the extremely rippling and lewd smile on the photographer's face.

Lu Chen couldn't bear it anymore and quickly slapped the photographer.

His face was extremely panicked and he said: "Zhang San! You... what did you do last night???"

The photographer was still sleeping when he was suddenly slapped.

He immediately sat up, narrowed his eyes and looked around.

"What's wrong! What's wrong! Brother?"

When Lu Chen saw the clothes the photographer was wearing, his heart dropped.

"What happened yesterday? Why were you in my bed?"

When the photographer heard this, his face suddenly felt bitter.

"Ouch! Brother! Did you torment me to death yesterday?"

Lu Chen: "???"

"What are you talking about? It's live broadcast...it's not live now!"

Lu Chen looked at the photographer with confusion on his face, looking forward to the photographer's next explanation.

The photographer's face was full of grievances.

"Brother, you drank too much last night. You vomited everywhere and made my bed dirty."

"The clothes are also stained. In the end, Chen Yi and I finally dragged you to the bed!"

Lu Chen looked at the difficult-looking photographer in front of him and scratched his head.

"Really? Why am I not impressed?"

However, after hearing that he had no backdoor and was unable to defend or break into the opponent's penalty area, Lu Chen felt relieved.

He patted the photographer on the side and said:

"Get up quickly, we have something to do today!"

After saying that, Lu Chen picked up the clothes from the bedside table.

Chen Yi should have bought this for him, and the tag hasn't even been removed yet.

Lu Chen opened the door to the room and tiptoed towards the living room.

Chen Yi's voice came from behind.

"What are you doing with your soft feet and hands?"

Turn around.

Lu Chen saw a female ghost with pale features and a haggard look and disheveled hair.

I was suddenly frightened.

"Wocao! Ghost!"

Lu Chen hurriedly stepped back, but was held back by Chen Yi.

"Yes! Auntie, I am more resentful than a ghost now!"

"You were so drunk that you went crazy in the middle of the night and came to my bed!"

When Lu Chen heard this, he felt regretful.

"Ah?" "Then I haven't experienced anything? Drinking will make things worse!"

Chen Yi looked at Lu Chen in front of him and couldn't help but twitch the corner of his mouth.

Lu Chen ran to his room in the middle of the night to tell him that he wanted to show him a big baby.

As a result, I took out the hemorrhoid ointment.

He almost vomited on himself.

She and the photographer spent the whole night trying to calm down Lu Chen.

He looked resentfully at Lu Chen, who was holding his slippers and trying to run away, and asked:

"Hey! What are you doing?"

Lu Chen scratched his head in embarrassment.

"I've gotten used to it, and I've forgotten that this is your home!"

Chen Yi: "..."

Chen Yi rolled her eyes at Lu Chen helplessly, sighed and said:
"Eat your breakfast first. My grandma took my mother to worship Buddha today, so I don't need you."

Lu Chen looked at the hot porridge on the dining table and curled his lips.

"Ha! Woman, throw it away when you're done using it!"

Several people sat at the table and had breakfast.

The photographer kept arranging his hairstyle in front of his mobile phone screen.

Lu Chen couldn't help but feel a little confused.

"San'er? What's wrong with you today?"

"Brother! You don't understand. I'm going to meet my partner later, so I must dress up properly~!"

"How do you feel about me now compared to before?"

The photographer thought he was handsome and posed towards Lu Chen.

Lu Chen patted the photographer on the shoulder and said sincerely:
"San'er! Your question is like a murderer forcing me to choose between a plate of shit and a pile of shit."

"What do you want me to choose?"

Photographer: "..."

Hearing Lu Chen's metaphor early in the morning, Chen Yi looked at the porridge in front of him, his mouth twitched and he suddenly lost his appetite.

A smile appeared on his face and he comforted the photographer:

"It's okay! San'er, you are much better now than before!"

"Besides, if you two are together, it's definitely not about looks!"

"Yes! When they were together, they relied on San'er's efforts to take advantage of them! Their monthly salary was more than 5000, and at least they paid eight or nine thousand for the [-]-pound partner!"

Lu Chen drank the porridge in front of him in one go and made sarcastic remarks to the side.

Hearing this, the expression on the photographer's face couldn't help but feel a little disappointed.

"Brother! Is there really no love that doesn't care about appearance or material things?"

"Love without material things is like..."

Before Lu Chen finished speaking, he saw the photographer's face becoming even more disappointed.

Somewhat unbearable, he sighed helplessly and comforted:

"Although the probability is very slim, there is still a chance!"

"Where did you arrange to meet? I'll give you a good makeover!"

"A cafe, it seems to be called Xinglai..."

The photographer scratched his head and tried to think back, but could not remember the name of the cafe.

Chen Yi on the side said at this time:
"Is it called Xingchen Tianwai?"

The photographer was reminded by Chen Yi and nodded quickly.

"Yes! That's it! How do you know?"

"My work place is nearby, and I go to that cafe for a drink from time to time!"

When Lu Chen heard this, he nodded and said to Chen Yi:
"In that case, can you take us back later and take my car?"

The photographer on the side looked at the map on his mobile phone in confusion.

"Wouldn't it be closer to go directly from here? And there is no need for Chen Yi to send us back and come back again."

"Why do you want to go back?"

Lu Chen patted the photographer on the head with some resentment.

"Stupid! Of course it's because the success rate of driving a luxury car is high!"

Although I don’t want to admit it, the probability of success for a blind date with a car and without a car is hugely different.

(End of this chapter)