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Chapter 284 You still say you are not mentally ill?

The security captain glanced at Zhao Cheng, who was trapped in a net bag with some confusion and was soaked all over.

Looking at the card handed over by his subordinate, his expression turned strange.

"Mental illness?"

"Who is mentally ill! You are the one who is mentally ill!"

When Zhao Cheng heard this, he jumped like a cat whose tail was stepped on, and looked at the security captain angrily.

The security captain in front of him was startled by Zhao Cheng's sudden anger.

At this time, the security guard on the side also reminded in a low voice:

"Captain, you can't say he's mentally ill in front of a mentally ill person, he'll be unhappy if he does!"

"Besides, who would say they are not drunk when they are drunk? The same goes for mental illness!"

The security captain nodded in realization.

"So this is ah!"

"Then captain, what are we going to do with this person?"

The security guard on the side glanced at Zhao Cheng. Although the enchantment on his body had been washed away now, the previous scene was still deeply imprinted in his mind, just like the scene when Lu Bu was alive.

The security guard subconsciously took a step back and looked towards the security captain.

The security captain looked at the business card in his hand and thought for a long time.

"That's it. Then I'll call the mental hospital first..."

The security captain had just dialed the phone, and the elders and Luo Xiaoxi who were watching the show hurriedly came forward.

Luo Xiaoxi looked at the security captain in front of her with a difficult expression.

"That Captain, he is not mentally ill, he is one of ours..."

The elders also nodded in agreement.

"That's right, this guy is a volunteer at our nursing home, not a mental patient!"

Listening to the arguments of Luo Xiaoxi and the elders in front of him, the security captain frowned so hard that he could kill a fly. He looked at the elders in front of him with a strange expression and said doubtfully:

"You volunteers at a nursing home beat people with enchanted mops?"

Everyone: "..."

The expressions on everyone's faces suddenly became awkward.

Even Luo Xiaoxi's fair face was flushed, and she coughed a few times in embarrassment.

"that……"

Before she could think of an excuse, the security captain's call was answered.

"Hello, hello, Jiangnan City Third Mental Hospital, how can I help you?"

"Um, I want to ask if any of you mentally ill patients are missing?"

The security captain looked at Zhao Cheng not far away and realized that he didn't know his name at all. He thought for a while and continued:

"He's dark and looks pretty strong, just like a normal person!"

On the other end of the phone, there was a confused voice from the staff.

"Huh? Sir, may I ask what characteristics he has, or is there anything unusual about him?"

"Abnormal? I hit other people in the zoo with an enchanted mop, and even enchanted myself. Do you think this is abnormal?"

After hearing the security captain's description, there was immediately the sound of someone flipping through a book on the other end of the phone, seemingly looking for some file.

About half a minute later, the staff's voice came from the other end of the phone.

"Sir, what's your address there? There is indeed a patient in our hospital who likes to hit innocent passersby with enchanted objects and ran away from the mental hospital!"

The security captain's phone volume was turned up loudly, and Luo Xiaoxi and the elders present could hear it clearly.

Looking at Zhao Cheng who was trapped in the net bag, his expression suddenly changed.

The security captain looked at the people in front of him and spoke.

"The mental hospital has already said that he is their patient who escaped, but you still insist on saying anything!" At this time, photographer No. 23 also rushed to the side.

After hearing what the security captain said, he quickly took out his work ID card.

"Misunderstanding! Brother Captain! It's all a misunderstanding!"

It took more than half an hour for the photographer to explain clearly what happened.

Zhao Cheng was only released from the net bag at this time, even though he had been washed away by the high-pressure water cannon for a while.

But the smell on his body is still vague and can be smelled from time to time.

Looking at Zhao Cheng in front of him, the security captain pinched his nose with a strange expression on his face.

"Here. Damn it, young man. You have the skills and feet. Why do you have to think about making money in such crooked ways?"

"This time I was held down in the toilet and beaten. I hope you can learn a lesson..."

Hearing this, Zhao Cheng's face turned as bitter as a bitter gourd, and he nodded with difficulty.

"This time, I learned the lesson..."

After listening to the ins and outs told by Photographer No. 23, the elders all held their stomachs in their hands and laughed out loud.

"Hahaha! Damn you, how can you be held down in the toilet and beaten!"

"That's right! You just play chess, why did you get caught using your mobile phone in the toilet!"

"Ouch, you made me laugh so hard, my stomach hurts so much!"

The viewers in the live broadcast room heard the photographer's description again. They didn't think it was so funny before, but now it's funnier.

[(Laughing and crying) The most embarrassing thing is not being pinned down in the toilet and beaten by others, but everyone knowing that Zhao Cheng was pinned down in the toilet and beaten! 】

[It’s so abominable, gentlemen, you are laughing like this, have you ever thought about the weakness of others? I can’t help it! 】

[(covering face) This story is really an interesting story! 】

[No, aren't you curious about what the mental hospital said before that he liked to hit others with enchanted objects? (funny)】

【…】

After everyone finished laughing, the security captain looked at Zhao Cheng, who had his head lowered in front of him as if he were mourning for his heir, and warned him again:

"Next time, don't use enchanted things to hit others!"

"What if someone really thinks you are mentally ill and sends you to a mental hospital?"

When the security captain thought of this, he seemed to remember something and looked at Zhao Cheng with a puzzled face.

"So, the patient in the mental hospital who hit innocent passers-by with enchanted objects couldn't be you, right?"

"This one……"

Zhao Cheng scratched his head in embarrassment, and then saw the driver next to Luo Xiaoxi.

He shook his head decisively: "Of course it's not me!"

"This time there is a reason, otherwise how could I use the enchanted mop!"

Zhao Cheng was confident, and a familiar voice came from behind him.

"Lu Chen! Get down here!"

Lu Chen was seen standing in front of the elders with his mobile phone, playing the video of Zhao Cheng's last enchantment.

"Look, this person looks a bit like him!"

The elders frowned and compared carefully, looked at Zhao Cheng in horror, and immediately took two steps back.

"Hey! Damn it! Otherwise, we should call the mental hospital to check it out!"

"Yes! This seems to be him!"

"This is definitely not the first time. He must be a repeat offender!"

"That's right, if it doesn't work out, let's return him to a mental hospital, right?"

(End of this chapter)