Master, do you believe in love?Spit out two hundred on the car!

Chapter 64 asks, what is the quietest animal in the world?

Chapter 64 asks, what is the quietest animal in the world?
Thinking of this, Zhao Cheng couldn't help but feel proud.

The corner of his mouth curled up a little, and he looked towards Lu Chen.

Finding that Lu Chen hadn't moved, he elbowed Lu Chen again, reminding him in a low voice again:
"Lu Chen, don't you usually have a show effect? ​​Tell a joke to liven up the atmosphere!"

Zhao Cheng blinked at Lu Chen, hoping that Lu Chen would stand up and liven up the atmosphere.

However, when Lu Chen heard this, his expression became strange.

Some shyly turned towards Zhao Cheng and said embarrassedly: "I am a little socially afraid..."

"What???"

Hearing Lu Chen's words, not only Zhao Cheng, but even the photographer and Chen Yi who were watching from the side couldn't help staring at Lu Chen with wide eyes.

Several people present wondered if they heard it wrong.

Lu Chen?Social terror? ? ?
Zhang San looked at the shy Lu Chen, with a look of disbelief on his face.

"Brother, you even dare to shit in the street, you tell me social terror???"

Lu Chen: "???"

"You slandered me! When did I shit in the street!"

"I mean, when I see pretty girls on the street, I don't dare to go up and ask them if they want to sleep together tonight. I can't even speak. Isn't this social terror!"

When the photographer heard Lu Chen's explanation, the corners of his mouth twitched.

Then looking at Lu Chen in front of him, he said seriously:
"Brother, is it possible that you are not called social terror, but a pervert..."

"What? In love? I don't want to be in love, I just want to sleep."

Lu Chen shook his head, amused the audience in the live broadcast room of both parties.

[(Laughing and crying) Hahaha!Brother Lu is still playing steadily!This can all be wrong! 】

[(face covering) Brother Lu’s social fear is to use social means to make others feel scared, right? 】

[I asked a girl this last time, and then she found her double-door boyfriend, who was beaten until she didn't get out of bed for three days (crying)! 】

[Who is Zhao Cheng in this live broadcast room?He is so funny! 】

【That's right!I'm going to keep an eye on him! 】

【…】

With the passage of time and Lu Chen's warm-up, the number of people in the live broadcast room of both parties has increased a lot.

Seeing the effect, Zhao Cheng hurriedly urged:
"Lu Chen, it works, here's another one!"

Lu Chen lowered his head, pondered for a while, then slowly raised his head, looked at the camera in front of him and said:

"Then let me tell you a joke!"

"Do you know what is the quietest animal in the world?"

Lu Chen looked at Zhao Cheng who was at the side. Zhao Cheng thought for a while, and then said uncertainly:

"snails?"

The snail neither makes a sound nor is very small in size, even if it is moving, it will not make too much noise.

Faced with Zhao Cheng's answer, Lu Chen just shook his head, and turned his gaze to the photographer and Chen Yi who were at the side.

The photographer didn't think for too long, and replied directly:

"It's a turtle, right? Turtles run very slowly, and they can't bark!"

Before Lu Chen could speak, Chen Yi retorted: "No, it must be corals! They don't know how to call or move, just like plants!"

Indeed, although coral looks like a plant, it is composed of a large number of animals called polyps.

And it can absorb calcium and carbon dioxide in seawater and secrete calcium carbonate, which is commonly known as limestone to build its own hard shell.

Therefore, many people mistakenly believe that corals are actually plants.

After hearing Chen Yi's explanation, Zhao Cheng and the others suddenly realized, and nodded as if they had learned something.

Chen Yi's answer is undoubtedly the most correct in their hearts.

But unexpectedly, Lu Chen shook his head at Chen Yi.

"Unfortunately, this is not the correct answer!"

"Viewers in the live broadcast room, does anyone know? There are generous rewards for answering the questions correctly!" Lu Chen asked the audience in the live broadcast room through the camera.

Audiences in the live broadcast rooms of both parties also participated one after another as soon as they heard about the rewards.

[Is it kelp? 】

[Is the guy upstairs mentally retarded?Brother Lu asked about animals, can you answer kelp for me? 】

[I guess it's jellyfish! 】

[Do microorganisms count?Microorganisms can't move or make any sound, right? 】

[I guess it was me. I was repairing the sewer next door, but his husband came back. I tried to hide in the closet naked and opened the closet door to find a naked buddy. At that moment, I was the quietest animal in the world! 】

[The one upstairs talks about the return of my husband! 】

[Tell me upstairs what you two did naked in the closet! 】

【…】

Nearly a minute has passed, and Lu Chen still hasn't seen the correct answer.

Lu Chen coughed all over, and said mysteriously on his face:
"Since none of you can guess the correct answer, I'm going to announce it!"

The photographer looked at Lu Chen who was still trying to keep a secret, and urged:

"Come on, Brother Lu, I can't think of anything quieter than coral!"

"That's right! Say it and let everyone learn from it!"

Looking at the soaring popularity in the live broadcast room, Zhao Cheng was already happy in his heart.

In less than a few minutes, the number of people online in his live broadcast room has almost doubled.

The most important thing is that I haven’t done anything, and the number of fans has already increased by more than 1000 before the plan even started.

If I really start planning this, then my live broadcast room fans will not exceed [-] tonight!

Thinking of this, Zhao Cheng's heart became hot.

Live streaming with Lu Chen and attracting Lu Chen's fans is probably the most wise and correct decision I have ever made on a show.

Under everyone's expectant eyes, Lu Chen coughed all over, and said an answer that everyone didn't expect.

"The quietest animal in the world is the orangutan!"

After hearing Lu Chen's answer, no one could react.

Zhao Cheng looked at Lu Chen even more suspiciously, and asked, "Stars? Are stars animals?"

"My brother is talking about the orangutan Tarzan, right?"

"Shouldn't it be King Kong?"

Then everyone seemed to realize something, and Chen Yi asked Lu Chen with a puzzled face:

"Why are orangutans the quietest animals in the world, and shouldn't they be corals?"

Chen Yi couldn't understand Lu Chen's answer at all.

After all, orangutans can both make noises and run, so how could they be the quietest animals in the world.

Everyone was also puzzled and asked Lu Chen for an explanation.

Lu Chen coughed and explained slowly:
"Because, when the orangutan is angry, he will knock on Mimi (quiet Mimi)!"

After finishing speaking, Lu Chen imitated the orangutan's gesture and beat himself on the chest a few times.

Hearing such an explosive answer, everyone immediately petrified in place.

"Σ(°△°|||)︴"

At this moment, it is clearly hot summer outside, but everyone's hearts seem to be in the twelfth lunar month of winter.

I shuddered all over, and was frozen directly.

However, what made Zhao Cheng even more chilled.

The 3000 online people who managed to accumulate in his live broadcast room made Lu Chen a cold joke, and directly ran more than [-], leaving less than [-].

(End of this chapter)

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