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Chapter 81 The Photographer Who Wet His Pants
Chapter 81 The Photographer Who Wet His Pants
Liu Dali stared at Lu Chen and the photographer in front of him with an extremely serious expression on his face.
It is impossible for ordinary people to avoid his blow, but Lu Chen seemed to know his purpose from the beginning.
Not only did he escape his fatal blow, but he also rescued the hostage photographer while he was swinging the knife.
This made Liu Dali start to doubt Lu Chen's identity.
The rescued photographer kept patting his chest with lingering fear, while Lu Chen also looked warily at Liu Dali who was not far away.
I obviously have LV1 fighting skills, but I still have a lot of pressure in the face of Liu Dali.
Even his sleeves were cut, if the knife was cut on himself.
I'm afraid not only the people present, but also doomed.
The person in front of him is not at the same level as the trafficker he met before.
Lv1's fighting skills can only be [-]-[-] with the person in front of him at most.
Thinking of this, Lu Chen glanced at his popularity.
[Current popularity value: 19.6w]
There are still four thousand short of the 20 popularity points required to upgrade skills.
In this way, he could only bluff the person in front of him and delay the time.
Lu Chen took a step back, looked at Liu Dali opposite him, and said arrogantly:
"Who? Who are we, you ask?"
"People gave him the nickname Black and White Shuangsha, have you heard of it?"
Seeing that Lu Chen had no intention of attacking, Liu Dali slowly relaxed his tense nerves and shook his head.
When the photographer saw Lu Chen suddenly chatting with the opposite person, he couldn't help but show a trace of confusion on his face.
But fortunately, relying on the long-term tacit understanding between the two, he can still understand that Lu Chen's actions must have deep meaning.
Looking at Liu Dali, whose face was like a skeleton, he mustered up his courage and puffed up his chest, bluffing and saying:
"You don't even know about us brothers?"
"I was given the nickname, Zhang San, an outlaw lunatic. I think you have heard of it all the way from Tsim Sha Tsui to Causeway Bay back then!"
Liu Dali still shook his head slowly.
However, he looked at the camera on the photographer's shoulder with a puzzled expression.
"Since you're an outlaw, why are you carrying a camera?"
The photographer was taken aback by Liu Dali's question, and Lu Chen immediately took over the conversation.
"Nonsense, without a camera, how can we shoot black and white impermanence!"
"That's right! Without a camera, how can we shoot black and white impermanence and pass us cigarettes!"
Hearing what the two said, Liu Dali covered his forehead helplessly.
For a moment, he didn't know what to say, and he forgot that the two people in front of him were fanatical cultists.
Why should I see something bad? Do I have to see black and white and impermanence and give them cigarettes?
Why don't you just say that you still want to go downstairs to chat with Lord Yan?
However, although the two of them were not mentally normal.
After Liu Dali found out about the outlaw Zhang San, he felt relieved.
after all.
They are all extrajudicial lunatics, so it must be that the wanted criminals will not call the police by themselves, right?
In this way, there is no risk of being caught for the time being.
"Since this is the case, then let's not offend the river, and let's not live together again!"
Liu Dali bowed to Lu Chen and the photographer, and was about to leave, looking for the next hiding place.
Seeing that Liu Dali was about to leave, Lu Chen was a little anxious at the moment.
With Liu Dali's skill, how many people would suffer if he was really a wanted criminal and released outside.
Lu Chen hurriedly spoke and stopped Liu Dali.
"Hey! Did I tell you to go? Do you have to return the tent we set up there before!"
Lu Chen pointed back to the direction where No. [-] Cao Chengren set up his tent.Liu Dali also understood what Lu Chen meant, and turned around to mention the hole he turned out before.
He held the two folded tents in his hand.
He put the tent aside, took a breath in his heart, spread his hands to Lu Chen and said:
"Is that all right?"
Lu Chen glanced at his popularity, which was still a bit short, and shook his head firmly.
No matter what, I want to keep this person here.
"No! You just destroyed the protection that the Bodhisattva gave me and my brother, you have to come and follow us to see black and white impermanence!"
Hearing this, the corners of Liu Dali's mouth twitched.
Although he has been overseas all year round, he still knows what is black and white is impermanent.
Ordinary people see black and white impermanence, doesn't that mean they are dead?
In the end, these two weirdos in front of me actually wanted me to see black and white with them? ? ?
Liu Dali's face was gloomy, he stared fixedly at Lu Chen, and said unbearably:
"You guys, don't go too far!"
If it weren't for the fact that he was really unsure of defeating Lu Chen, he would have chopped off the two weirdos in front of him with a knife.
Hearing this, the photographer was immediately unhappy.
Immediately pointing at Liu Dali in front of him, he said angrily:
"Excessive? It's not too much for you to pretend to be a ghost to scare us???"
Liu Dali pretended to be a ghost to scare him again, and held a knife against his neck.
The successive frights almost scared the photographer into a heart attack.
Now hearing Liu Dali's backlash, the anger in my heart can't be restrained at all.
Hearing what the photographer said, Lu Chen hurried forward and pointed at the photographer's pants and said:
"Exactly! If you didn't pop out of the ground suddenly, would he need to pee his pants?"
Photographer: "Ehhhhh???"
"Σ(っ°Д°;)っ"
"Brother, this is the dew that accidentally sat on the grass while running, not pee!"
The photographer hurriedly defended, but Lu Chen looked at him with pity as if he didn't hear his excuse.
"San'er! Needless to say, although I stopped peeing my pants when I was two years old, I understand how you feel!"
Photographer: "You he meow###"
Now the yellow mud falling into the crotch is either shit or shit.
Although he didn't know why Lu Chen held back Liu Dali, the photographer could only help him.
All he could do was calm down and say to Liu Dali in the distance.
"That's right! You are responsible for this!"
Looking at the photographer's water-stained pants, Liu Dali couldn't help but twitch his mouth.
Covering his face with his hands, he said helplessly, "You are so afraid of ghosts, why do you still want to find Impermanence???"
His guts are almost turning green at this moment, he would have known that he would not have crawled out of the tomb.
Now that I have encountered these two weirdos, I may not be able to fight them well, but I can't get rid of them, and they keep torturing myself.
He was almost suffocated to death.
In the end, he looked up helplessly and glanced at the moon in the sky, and nodded in agreement.
"Okay! Watch it with you for an hour. Afterwards, no matter what, I have to go!"
Just like that, the three people who were fighting just now sat down more than ten meters apart.
Seeing that Liu Dali was successfully held back, Lu Chen couldn't help but relax.
He grabbed an apple on the tombstone next to him and threw it to Liu Dali.
"Since you are willing to accompany us, then you are our friend, come and eat an apple!"
(End of this chapter)
Liu Dali stared at Lu Chen and the photographer in front of him with an extremely serious expression on his face.
It is impossible for ordinary people to avoid his blow, but Lu Chen seemed to know his purpose from the beginning.
Not only did he escape his fatal blow, but he also rescued the hostage photographer while he was swinging the knife.
This made Liu Dali start to doubt Lu Chen's identity.
The rescued photographer kept patting his chest with lingering fear, while Lu Chen also looked warily at Liu Dali who was not far away.
I obviously have LV1 fighting skills, but I still have a lot of pressure in the face of Liu Dali.
Even his sleeves were cut, if the knife was cut on himself.
I'm afraid not only the people present, but also doomed.
The person in front of him is not at the same level as the trafficker he met before.
Lv1's fighting skills can only be [-]-[-] with the person in front of him at most.
Thinking of this, Lu Chen glanced at his popularity.
[Current popularity value: 19.6w]
There are still four thousand short of the 20 popularity points required to upgrade skills.
In this way, he could only bluff the person in front of him and delay the time.
Lu Chen took a step back, looked at Liu Dali opposite him, and said arrogantly:
"Who? Who are we, you ask?"
"People gave him the nickname Black and White Shuangsha, have you heard of it?"
Seeing that Lu Chen had no intention of attacking, Liu Dali slowly relaxed his tense nerves and shook his head.
When the photographer saw Lu Chen suddenly chatting with the opposite person, he couldn't help but show a trace of confusion on his face.
But fortunately, relying on the long-term tacit understanding between the two, he can still understand that Lu Chen's actions must have deep meaning.
Looking at Liu Dali, whose face was like a skeleton, he mustered up his courage and puffed up his chest, bluffing and saying:
"You don't even know about us brothers?"
"I was given the nickname, Zhang San, an outlaw lunatic. I think you have heard of it all the way from Tsim Sha Tsui to Causeway Bay back then!"
Liu Dali still shook his head slowly.
However, he looked at the camera on the photographer's shoulder with a puzzled expression.
"Since you're an outlaw, why are you carrying a camera?"
The photographer was taken aback by Liu Dali's question, and Lu Chen immediately took over the conversation.
"Nonsense, without a camera, how can we shoot black and white impermanence!"
"That's right! Without a camera, how can we shoot black and white impermanence and pass us cigarettes!"
Hearing what the two said, Liu Dali covered his forehead helplessly.
For a moment, he didn't know what to say, and he forgot that the two people in front of him were fanatical cultists.
Why should I see something bad? Do I have to see black and white and impermanence and give them cigarettes?
Why don't you just say that you still want to go downstairs to chat with Lord Yan?
However, although the two of them were not mentally normal.
After Liu Dali found out about the outlaw Zhang San, he felt relieved.
after all.
They are all extrajudicial lunatics, so it must be that the wanted criminals will not call the police by themselves, right?
In this way, there is no risk of being caught for the time being.
"Since this is the case, then let's not offend the river, and let's not live together again!"
Liu Dali bowed to Lu Chen and the photographer, and was about to leave, looking for the next hiding place.
Seeing that Liu Dali was about to leave, Lu Chen was a little anxious at the moment.
With Liu Dali's skill, how many people would suffer if he was really a wanted criminal and released outside.
Lu Chen hurriedly spoke and stopped Liu Dali.
"Hey! Did I tell you to go? Do you have to return the tent we set up there before!"
Lu Chen pointed back to the direction where No. [-] Cao Chengren set up his tent.Liu Dali also understood what Lu Chen meant, and turned around to mention the hole he turned out before.
He held the two folded tents in his hand.
He put the tent aside, took a breath in his heart, spread his hands to Lu Chen and said:
"Is that all right?"
Lu Chen glanced at his popularity, which was still a bit short, and shook his head firmly.
No matter what, I want to keep this person here.
"No! You just destroyed the protection that the Bodhisattva gave me and my brother, you have to come and follow us to see black and white impermanence!"
Hearing this, the corners of Liu Dali's mouth twitched.
Although he has been overseas all year round, he still knows what is black and white is impermanent.
Ordinary people see black and white impermanence, doesn't that mean they are dead?
In the end, these two weirdos in front of me actually wanted me to see black and white with them? ? ?
Liu Dali's face was gloomy, he stared fixedly at Lu Chen, and said unbearably:
"You guys, don't go too far!"
If it weren't for the fact that he was really unsure of defeating Lu Chen, he would have chopped off the two weirdos in front of him with a knife.
Hearing this, the photographer was immediately unhappy.
Immediately pointing at Liu Dali in front of him, he said angrily:
"Excessive? It's not too much for you to pretend to be a ghost to scare us???"
Liu Dali pretended to be a ghost to scare him again, and held a knife against his neck.
The successive frights almost scared the photographer into a heart attack.
Now hearing Liu Dali's backlash, the anger in my heart can't be restrained at all.
Hearing what the photographer said, Lu Chen hurried forward and pointed at the photographer's pants and said:
"Exactly! If you didn't pop out of the ground suddenly, would he need to pee his pants?"
Photographer: "Ehhhhh???"
"Σ(っ°Д°;)っ"
"Brother, this is the dew that accidentally sat on the grass while running, not pee!"
The photographer hurriedly defended, but Lu Chen looked at him with pity as if he didn't hear his excuse.
"San'er! Needless to say, although I stopped peeing my pants when I was two years old, I understand how you feel!"
Photographer: "You he meow###"
Now the yellow mud falling into the crotch is either shit or shit.
Although he didn't know why Lu Chen held back Liu Dali, the photographer could only help him.
All he could do was calm down and say to Liu Dali in the distance.
"That's right! You are responsible for this!"
Looking at the photographer's water-stained pants, Liu Dali couldn't help but twitch his mouth.
Covering his face with his hands, he said helplessly, "You are so afraid of ghosts, why do you still want to find Impermanence???"
His guts are almost turning green at this moment, he would have known that he would not have crawled out of the tomb.
Now that I have encountered these two weirdos, I may not be able to fight them well, but I can't get rid of them, and they keep torturing myself.
He was almost suffocated to death.
In the end, he looked up helplessly and glanced at the moon in the sky, and nodded in agreement.
"Okay! Watch it with you for an hour. Afterwards, no matter what, I have to go!"
Just like that, the three people who were fighting just now sat down more than ten meters apart.
Seeing that Liu Dali was successfully held back, Lu Chen couldn't help but relax.
He grabbed an apple on the tombstone next to him and threw it to Liu Dali.
"Since you are willing to accompany us, then you are our friend, come and eat an apple!"
(End of this chapter)
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