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Chapter 83 Lu Chen: Let me just say he is mentally ill!

When he thought of this, Liu Dali couldn't help but feel scared.

He looked at the photographer with a horrified expression.

The photographer who was scared to pee his pants before was so excited now.

The huge contrast between the front and the back made him even more convinced that the two people in front of him were 100% mentally ill.

Then he silently distanced himself from the two of them.

However, when he saw Sister Zhou walking out of the thick fog, his stepping feet suddenly stopped in mid-air.

"This... this is..."

Liu Dali looked at Sister Zhou in shock, and was speechless for a while.

She has phoenix eyebrows and almond-shaped eyes, and a pretty face full of spring.

Petite but charming, the whole person is as delicate as a naughty doll.

Now even if told that the woman in front of him is a certain star, he would probably believe it.

Sister Zhou stood between the two sides, and when she saw Liu Dali's frightening face, she was stunned for a moment.

Before he could react, he was pulled into his arms by Lu Chen.

"This, this is my girlfriend I picked up on the roadside!"

Lu Chen looked at Liu Dali and smiled honestly.

Then he hugged Sister Zhou non-stop and backed away.

When Liu Dali heard this, he was stunned.

Girlfriend picked up on the roadside? ? ?
Why haven't I picked it up on the roadside? ? ?

Moreover, can such a beautiful girl be picked up on the side of the road?
No, do psychopaths have girlfriends now? ? ?
Liu Dali only felt that his head was a little dizzy, so he covered his head and sat down on the spot.

Although he also coveted Sister Zhou's beauty, he naturally cherished his life more than his own life.

I don't intend to touch the opposite sides of these two mental illnesses.

Sitting there silently, waiting for the passage of time.

Sister Zhou looked curiously at Liu Dali in the distance, and said to Lu Chen in doubt:
"That...is a person, right?"

The photographer who is so afraid of ghosts is sitting here calmly. Sister Zhou naturally doesn't think it is a ghost.

Besides, Liu Dali just spoke.

"That's a mental illness, and we'll pretend to be mentally ill when the time comes, so that we won't be attacked by him..."

Lu Chen quietly leaned into Sister Zhou's ear and told her the previous plan again.

"Remember, our task now is to delay the time, wait for the staff of the mental hospital to come here to pick him up, and don't have a direct confrontation with him. Although he is not smart, he used to be a mercenary. If we really fight, the three of us will fight again." You may not be able to beat him!"

Lu Chen took a look at his accumulated popularity points and found that he had enough to upgrade his fighting skills.

But he was still a little reluctant to just use up the popularity points he had saved for half a month.

Moreover.

What I have to face is a mental patient. If I really annoy the other party, no one can tell what will happen later.

If I upgrade my fighting skills, I can protect myself, but the photographer and Sister Zhou don't have this ability.

To be on the safe side, Lu Chen still chose the path of outsmarting.

Liu Dali, who was across the way, laughed and said:

"The weather is pretty good today, and we are destined to meet in this treasured place of geomantic omen. How about I tell a joke to enliven the atmosphere?"

Liu Dali raised his head and glanced at the mist floating in the sky, and then looked at the tombstone in front of him that was overgrown with weeds and had not been taken care of for a long time.

The corner of his mouth twitched, and he said bravely:
"That's right! It's indeed a geomantic treasure..."

Sister Zhou looked at Liu Dali with a strange expression, always feeling that something was wrong.

"Is it normal for him to look like this?"

"What's normal? My brother deliberately said that the weather is good, and he is still there. How could he be a normal person!"

Sister Zhou wanted to say something, but was interrupted forcefully by the photographer.

"Besides, which normal person ran into other people's graves in the middle of the night pretending to be a ghost to scare people! He wanted to get me and stab me, and he said he came out of the third mental hospital!"

The audience in the live broadcast room also felt an indescribable sense of disobedience at this moment.

[Why do I feel that this person is indeed a bit weird, but he doesn't seem to be mentally ill. He looked normal before? 】【Which is normal?Is it normal to hide in graves in the middle of the night to scare people, or is it normal to stab people with a knife? 】

[Psychopaths are only insane when they are sick, but at other times they are not much different from normal people! 】

[Hush!Don't make noise, brother Lu is going to make a joke, you will find out after a while! 】

【…】

Lu Chen cleared his throat, and took out the joke he kept at the bottom of the box.

"Ahem! Do you know why Zhao Yun didn't participate when Liu Guan and Zhang San became sworn brothers?"

Liu Dali thought for a while, and then replied: "Because there was no Zhao Yun at that time?"

"It's not because if Zhao Yun becomes sworn brother, he will be called Zhao Si!"

Everyone: "..."

The atmosphere present suddenly solidified.

Lu Chen hurriedly winked at Sister Zhou and the photographer beside him, and reminded in a low voice:

"Laugh, have you forgotten to pretend to be mentally ill?"

After being reminded by Lu Chen, the two had a stiff smile on their faces, a smile uglier than crying.

"Ha! Hehe!"

The two began to sneer.

Liu Dali, who was sitting in the distance, became even more frightened when he heard the laughter of the two.

Can hear this kind of joke and laugh out loud, what else can it be if it is not mental illness? ? ?
Unexpectedly, that beautiful girl with a very pleasant appearance is also a psychopath.

I can't offend these three psychopaths.

Liu Dali reacted quickly, and also laughed out loud in agreement.

"Heh! Ha ha..."

Lu Chen, who was in the distance, heard Liu Dali's laughter, and looked at the two people in front of him with extremely frightened expressions.

"Have you heard that? You can laugh out loud when you hear such cold jokes. This isn't mental illness. What could it be!"

The two of them completely believed at this moment that Liu Dali, who was sitting far away, was mentally ill, and then laughed even louder.

Just like that, the three of them scrambled to laugh loudly.

The whole cemetery echoed with eerie and strange laughter.

Cao Chengren and the photographer, who had already fled to the gate of the cemetery, were frightened when they heard the weird laughter.

The photographer staggered and fell to the ground.

Looking at Cao Chengren in front of him with a gloomy face, he wanted to cry but said without tears:

"Brother, I think I need to change my pants!"

Cao Chengren didn't say a word, he directly carried the photographer who peed his pants on his back, and comforted him:

"Run first, it will be bad if the ghost catches up!"

As time passed, the laughter died down.

Lu Chen continued to procrastinate for time.

"One day, Nuwa was pinching people, and she laughed happily. Pangu asked Nuwa curiously, what are you laughing at?"

"Nuwa replied that the most important thing to be a human being is to be happy!"

After a brief silence, insincere sneers sounded from the cemetery.

Lu Chen wanted to continue speaking, but was held back by Sister Zhou and the photographer behind him.

The two of them had firm eyes and looked at Lu Chen with painful expressions.

"Brother! No way, let me go out and be him, I'm going to die if I keep listening..."

"You're not acting mentally ill, I'm going to become mentally ill after listening to it!"

After hearing these two jokes, Liu Dali's face was also very distorted.

Silently, he took out the switchblade in his pocket, he couldn't stand being humiliated by a few psychopaths like this.

(End of this chapter)