Master, do you believe in love?Spit out two hundred on the car!
Chapter 86 Others take pictures, I draw money!
Chapter 86 Others take pictures, I draw money!
Jiangnan City, the gate of the abandoned cemetery.
Lu Chen and Zhang Ju stood side by side in front of the ambulance, saying goodbye to Dean Li.
"I'm sorry, Dean Li, I've caused you trouble this time, this apple is for you to eat on the way, and Zhang Ju will also come to you!"
Lu Chen took out two apples from his pocket and handed them to Dean Li and Director Zhang in turn.
Dean Li took the apple handed over by Lu Chen unpreparedly, and was just about to eat it.
But he was stopped by Zhang Ju, an old policeman who has been in the police force for more than [-] years.
Zhang Ju naturally and keenly caught an unusual aura, squinted his eyes and looked at the apple in Lu Chen's hand, then looked at Lu Chen and asked:
"This barren mountain, where did your apple come from???"
Just as Lu Chen wanted to explain, the police officers who were investigating the scene suddenly rushed out.
"Report! An apple suspected to be used as a tribute was found at the scene. It was bitten, and the bite marks exactly matched the suspect."
"Preliminary judgment shows that the suspect is barely staying alive by stealing tributes these days!"
After listening to the police officer's report, Director Zhang's eyes became sharp.
Lu Chen: "Σ(°△°|||)︴"
"No! This is fresh. I picked it up from the ground. No, someone bought it and dropped it on the ground and I picked it up!"
Feeling Zhang Ju's gaze, Lu Chen's face became visibly flustered.
On the other hand, Dean Li had a kind smile on his face at the moment.
He took out a business card from his chest pocket and handed it to Lu Chen.
"Son, take this is my business card, remember to contact me if you need it!"
Lu Chen looked at the business card in his hand, a little at a loss.
"Dean Li, I'm really not mentally ill, apples are really edible!"
After finishing speaking, Lu Chen took a bite of the apple viciously, as if testing himself for poison, and wanted to return the business card to Dean Li.
Dean Li shook his head.
"Take it, it will come in handy one day!"
After speaking, Dean Li said goodbye to Ju Zhang, got into the ambulance and drove away.
Only the confused Lu Chen and the photographer Sister Zhou behind were left behind.
The photographer covered his mouth, looked at the business card in Lu Chen's hand, and joked:
"Brother, we don't have to be afraid if we encounter a mental illness in the future. You have contacts in the mental hospital anyway!"
"Although I think this is a bit hurtful, I also think you will need it sooner or later."
In the live broadcast room, the audience was also full of laughter.
[(covers mouth and laughs) I also think what the dean said makes sense, it might really be useful in Brother Lu's state! 】
【Hahaha!How can I be so happy in the cemetery in the middle of the night? I am really convinced by Brother Lu. 】
[That's right, meeting a wanted criminal is obviously a very dangerous thing.But in Brother Lu's place, why is it so funny!Dude, he nearly drove that dude into a mental illness. 】
[(covering his face and crying) I don't know if he's mentally ill, but if I hear Brother Lu's jokes again, I'm going to be mentally ill! 】
【By the way, have you guys seen how Brother Lu overthrew this wanted criminal?Why did people fall down all of a sudden? 】
[I watched it in the live broadcast room on the [-]th, Brother Lu got up, Brother Lu got up in seconds, what can I say, only Brother Lu is so cheap all day long, he has no peerless martial arts, and he was beaten up a long time ago died! 】
【…】
【Popularity+1+1+1】
【Popularity+1+1+1】
After watching Dean Li leave, Director Zhang turned to look at Lu Chen.
He patted Lu Chen's shoulder with relief.
"Thanks to you this time, we found this wanted criminal. We didn't expect him to be hiding in someone else's grave."
"Don't worry, we will definitely not treat you badly this time."
"The last bonus has been approved, and I personally added some, I hope you can continue to work hard!" After speaking, Zhang Ju took out a heavy envelope from his arms, and it seemed that there was a lot of bonus.
"What a shame!"
Lu Chen said politely, but he took the envelope honestly.
"Ok?"
Lu Chen just wanted to take the envelope, but he felt that the envelope was not moving at all. Obviously, the director on the other side was also exerting force.
He tugged at the envelope vigorously, trying to remind the director to let go, but the other party was holding on to the envelope tightly.
Lu Chen looked at the director with some doubts.
But the bureau chief on the opposite side glanced over, as if he was guilty and didn't dare to look at himself.
Looking at the abnormal appearance of the director general, Lu Chen felt a bit of unhappiness in his heart.
If you don't want to give it, what are you going to do with it?
Thinking of this, Lu Chen used both hands to pull out the envelope.
The director lost weight for a moment and fell backwards.
at this time.
The sound of the shutter suddenly sounded.
"Crack!" With a sound, a bright flash light also lit up in front of the two of them.
The director fell to the ground, covered his butt and pointed at Lu Chen angrily:
"You fucking meow really should go to Dean Li to have a good look, this photo is taken, you keep looking at what I'm grabbing! Can I give it to you!"
Lu Chen looked at the policeman in charge of taking pictures in a daze, then looked at Zhang Ju who had fallen to the ground, quickly pulled him up, patted the dust on his uniform, and scratched his head in embarrassment.
"How do I know this? I was thinking that you always don't give it, so I accidentally used too much strength!"
The camera in the hands of the policeman responsible for taking pictures made a "sizzling" sound, and the photos were slowly printed out.
The young policeman was holding the photo in his hand, and the corners of his mouth couldn't stop curling up, but after seeing the gloomy face of the chief, he thought about all the sad things in his life again.
The muscles on his entire face were trying hard to stop his smile, and his expression was very strange.
The young policeman handed the photo to the chief.
The scene captured in the photo happened to be the scene where Lu Chen pulled out the envelope and the director fell down.
Lu Chen leaned his head to look, and immediately burst out laughing.
"Hahaha! I didn't expect the director's posture to be quite..."
"What?"
The director's face was gloomy, and he looked towards Lu Chen in front of him.
"Very handsome..."
Lu Chen covered his mouth, holding back a smile with great difficulty.
The chief glanced at the laughing people around him, and sighed helplessly.
"Laugh if you want..."
There were bursts of laughter all around, and Lu Chen's unscrupulous laughter was especially prominent among them.
There was also a lot of laughter in the live broadcast room.
[(Laughing and crying) Hahaha!Brother Lu is acting like I am in the company. The leader took a photo to get a red envelope, and I just took out the red envelope! 】
[This proves that Brother Lu really only has money in his heart, it takes a lot of effort to make people fall! 】
[Brother Lu must be born after 00. Only those born after 00 dare to do this. Didn’t you see all the old police officers around you holding back their laughter? 】
[(covering face and crying) Brother Lu really reminded me of the secretary in my company. I invited her to drink milk tea and ordered me a cup worth three yuan, but she ordered one worth fifty yuan! 】
【…】
(End of this chapter)
Jiangnan City, the gate of the abandoned cemetery.
Lu Chen and Zhang Ju stood side by side in front of the ambulance, saying goodbye to Dean Li.
"I'm sorry, Dean Li, I've caused you trouble this time, this apple is for you to eat on the way, and Zhang Ju will also come to you!"
Lu Chen took out two apples from his pocket and handed them to Dean Li and Director Zhang in turn.
Dean Li took the apple handed over by Lu Chen unpreparedly, and was just about to eat it.
But he was stopped by Zhang Ju, an old policeman who has been in the police force for more than [-] years.
Zhang Ju naturally and keenly caught an unusual aura, squinted his eyes and looked at the apple in Lu Chen's hand, then looked at Lu Chen and asked:
"This barren mountain, where did your apple come from???"
Just as Lu Chen wanted to explain, the police officers who were investigating the scene suddenly rushed out.
"Report! An apple suspected to be used as a tribute was found at the scene. It was bitten, and the bite marks exactly matched the suspect."
"Preliminary judgment shows that the suspect is barely staying alive by stealing tributes these days!"
After listening to the police officer's report, Director Zhang's eyes became sharp.
Lu Chen: "Σ(°△°|||)︴"
"No! This is fresh. I picked it up from the ground. No, someone bought it and dropped it on the ground and I picked it up!"
Feeling Zhang Ju's gaze, Lu Chen's face became visibly flustered.
On the other hand, Dean Li had a kind smile on his face at the moment.
He took out a business card from his chest pocket and handed it to Lu Chen.
"Son, take this is my business card, remember to contact me if you need it!"
Lu Chen looked at the business card in his hand, a little at a loss.
"Dean Li, I'm really not mentally ill, apples are really edible!"
After finishing speaking, Lu Chen took a bite of the apple viciously, as if testing himself for poison, and wanted to return the business card to Dean Li.
Dean Li shook his head.
"Take it, it will come in handy one day!"
After speaking, Dean Li said goodbye to Ju Zhang, got into the ambulance and drove away.
Only the confused Lu Chen and the photographer Sister Zhou behind were left behind.
The photographer covered his mouth, looked at the business card in Lu Chen's hand, and joked:
"Brother, we don't have to be afraid if we encounter a mental illness in the future. You have contacts in the mental hospital anyway!"
"Although I think this is a bit hurtful, I also think you will need it sooner or later."
In the live broadcast room, the audience was also full of laughter.
[(covers mouth and laughs) I also think what the dean said makes sense, it might really be useful in Brother Lu's state! 】
【Hahaha!How can I be so happy in the cemetery in the middle of the night? I am really convinced by Brother Lu. 】
[That's right, meeting a wanted criminal is obviously a very dangerous thing.But in Brother Lu's place, why is it so funny!Dude, he nearly drove that dude into a mental illness. 】
[(covering his face and crying) I don't know if he's mentally ill, but if I hear Brother Lu's jokes again, I'm going to be mentally ill! 】
【By the way, have you guys seen how Brother Lu overthrew this wanted criminal?Why did people fall down all of a sudden? 】
[I watched it in the live broadcast room on the [-]th, Brother Lu got up, Brother Lu got up in seconds, what can I say, only Brother Lu is so cheap all day long, he has no peerless martial arts, and he was beaten up a long time ago died! 】
【…】
【Popularity+1+1+1】
【Popularity+1+1+1】
After watching Dean Li leave, Director Zhang turned to look at Lu Chen.
He patted Lu Chen's shoulder with relief.
"Thanks to you this time, we found this wanted criminal. We didn't expect him to be hiding in someone else's grave."
"Don't worry, we will definitely not treat you badly this time."
"The last bonus has been approved, and I personally added some, I hope you can continue to work hard!" After speaking, Zhang Ju took out a heavy envelope from his arms, and it seemed that there was a lot of bonus.
"What a shame!"
Lu Chen said politely, but he took the envelope honestly.
"Ok?"
Lu Chen just wanted to take the envelope, but he felt that the envelope was not moving at all. Obviously, the director on the other side was also exerting force.
He tugged at the envelope vigorously, trying to remind the director to let go, but the other party was holding on to the envelope tightly.
Lu Chen looked at the director with some doubts.
But the bureau chief on the opposite side glanced over, as if he was guilty and didn't dare to look at himself.
Looking at the abnormal appearance of the director general, Lu Chen felt a bit of unhappiness in his heart.
If you don't want to give it, what are you going to do with it?
Thinking of this, Lu Chen used both hands to pull out the envelope.
The director lost weight for a moment and fell backwards.
at this time.
The sound of the shutter suddenly sounded.
"Crack!" With a sound, a bright flash light also lit up in front of the two of them.
The director fell to the ground, covered his butt and pointed at Lu Chen angrily:
"You fucking meow really should go to Dean Li to have a good look, this photo is taken, you keep looking at what I'm grabbing! Can I give it to you!"
Lu Chen looked at the policeman in charge of taking pictures in a daze, then looked at Zhang Ju who had fallen to the ground, quickly pulled him up, patted the dust on his uniform, and scratched his head in embarrassment.
"How do I know this? I was thinking that you always don't give it, so I accidentally used too much strength!"
The camera in the hands of the policeman responsible for taking pictures made a "sizzling" sound, and the photos were slowly printed out.
The young policeman was holding the photo in his hand, and the corners of his mouth couldn't stop curling up, but after seeing the gloomy face of the chief, he thought about all the sad things in his life again.
The muscles on his entire face were trying hard to stop his smile, and his expression was very strange.
The young policeman handed the photo to the chief.
The scene captured in the photo happened to be the scene where Lu Chen pulled out the envelope and the director fell down.
Lu Chen leaned his head to look, and immediately burst out laughing.
"Hahaha! I didn't expect the director's posture to be quite..."
"What?"
The director's face was gloomy, and he looked towards Lu Chen in front of him.
"Very handsome..."
Lu Chen covered his mouth, holding back a smile with great difficulty.
The chief glanced at the laughing people around him, and sighed helplessly.
"Laugh if you want..."
There were bursts of laughter all around, and Lu Chen's unscrupulous laughter was especially prominent among them.
There was also a lot of laughter in the live broadcast room.
[(Laughing and crying) Hahaha!Brother Lu is acting like I am in the company. The leader took a photo to get a red envelope, and I just took out the red envelope! 】
[This proves that Brother Lu really only has money in his heart, it takes a lot of effort to make people fall! 】
[Brother Lu must be born after 00. Only those born after 00 dare to do this. Didn’t you see all the old police officers around you holding back their laughter? 】
[(covering face and crying) Brother Lu really reminded me of the secretary in my company. I invited her to drink milk tea and ordered me a cup worth three yuan, but she ordered one worth fifty yuan! 】
【…】
(End of this chapter)
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